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06-06-2011, 15:09
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by JuJuBee

I had a dream last night that I was looking at internet porn. It was probably because of warman and this thread.

:laugh: :laugh:
06-07-2011, 01:50
Rhyfelwyr

Re: Das Ladies

Don't be optimistic when it comes to girls.
06-07-2011, 04:18
naut

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Rhyfelwr

Don't be optimistic when it comes to girls.

"Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness." Be optimistic, because it'll come across in your body language. You'll seem confident and thus more likely to succeed.

Seems all I do these days is give advice about girls and post in the drunkards thread. I'm gonna die way too young, aren't I?
06-07-2011, 05:36
Motep

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Psychonaut

"Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness." Be optimistic, because it'll come across in your body language. You'll seem confident and thus more likely to succeed.

Seems all I do these days is give advice about girls and post in the drunkards thread. I'm gonna die way too young, aren't I?

At this rate, I believe so.
06-07-2011, 13:09
Rhyfelwyr

Re: Das Ladies

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychonaut

"Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness." Be optimistic, because it'll come across in your body language. You'll seem confident and thus more likely to succeed.

Seems all I do these days is give advice about girls and post in the drunkards thread. I'm gonna die way too young, aren't I?

But if you are optimistic you may get the wrong idea.

Well all I seem to do is post in girl threads, I can't handle the Backroom any more. :embarassed:
06-07-2011, 14:04
Cute Wolf

Re: Das Ladies

well, this lady laugh for you warman... laugh for you...
https://i1021.photobucket.com/albums...42329_6038.jpg

P.S: She's evil packed in the form of girl, run for your lives!!!! :laugh4:
06-07-2011, 14:38
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

Re: Das Ladies

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhyfelwr

Don't be optimistic when it comes to girls.

Indeed, just be pragmatic when dealing with the ladies :yes:.
06-07-2011, 16:37
Hax

Re: Das Ladies

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Don't be optimistic when it comes to girls.

But..when was the last time you had a girlfriend? \O_o/
06-07-2011, 17:07
Subotan

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88

Indeed, just be pragmatic when dealing with the ladies :yes:.

...Because you would know?
06-07-2011, 18:52
Rhyfelwyr

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Hax

But..when was the last time you had a girlfriend? \O_o/

Never, I used to be very, very antisocial... and a bit crazy. :mad:
06-07-2011, 20:13
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Subotan

...Because you would know?

To a certain extent. :mad:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhyfelwr

Never, I used to be very, very antisocial... and a bit crazy. :mad:

Kinda like how I was. :laugh4:
06-13-2011, 08:22
Sarmatian

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Cute Wolf

well, Warman, if you desperately need ladies, I'd suggest you spare $50 and go to Church, give the alms to the poor, and pray until God answers your prayer. A good idea as well to go to temporary retreat at monastery.

*. Maybe God will give 2, 12, or 20 years from now, but at least you'll learn to be a better man

You can also take those 50$ and go to a different institution and get a girl right away :D
06-13-2011, 14:55
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

Re: Das Ladies

The Netherlands. :laugh4:
06-13-2011, 15:29
Drunk Clown

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88

The Netherlands. :laugh4:

Not for $50, we have higher standards than your country.
06-13-2011, 15:30
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

Re: Das Ladies

And still a high chance for getting a STD :laugh:.
06-13-2011, 19:52
Prussian to the Iron

Re: Das Ladies

Hey, off-topic here, but I could not let this slide.

I am presently in a German class, and noticed just now that the title of the thread is "Das Ladies". Now, I assume by saying 'Das', you mean to say "The Ladies". However, the German translation for 'lady/woman' is 'Frau'. Frau is a feminine noun. Therefore, the title of the thread should be "Die Ladies".

Yes it bugged me enough that I had to say something.
06-13-2011, 20:42
Husar

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Prussian to the Iron

Hey, off-topic here, but I could not let this slide.

I am presently in a German class, and noticed just now that the title of the thread is "Das Ladies". Now, I assume by saying 'Das', you mean to say "The Ladies". However, the German translation for 'lady/woman' is 'Frau'. Frau is a feminine noun. Therefore, the title of the thread should be "Die Ladies".

Yes it bugged me enough that I had to say something.

It didn't bug me enough, it serves them right. ~;)
06-13-2011, 23:09
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Prussian to the Iron

Hey, off-topic here, but I could not let this slide.

I am presently in a German class, and noticed just now that the title of the thread is "Das Ladies". Now, I assume by saying 'Das', you mean to say "The Ladies". However, the German translation for 'lady/woman' is 'Frau'. Frau is a feminine noun. Therefore, the title of the thread should be "Die Ladies".

Yes it bugged me enough that I had to say something.

Have to remember that :clown:.
06-14-2011, 04:51
Thunder Mist

Re: Das Ladies

Just be careful, okay? A ridiculous amount of teenagers these days are getting pregnant. Hell, it's such a widespread occurrence that they're even making television shows on the topic. How I managed to get through that whole mess without an accident along these lines is my blessing. Consider yourself lucky, Elite, and remember: nothing excuses carelessness.
06-14-2011, 11:50
A Nerd

Re: Das Ladies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0janfcZ8LUw
06-14-2011, 12:22
Fragony

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Thunder Mist

Just be careful, okay? A ridiculous amount of teenagers these days are getting pregnant. Hell, it's such a widespread occurrence that they're even making television shows on the topic. How I managed to get through that whole mess without an accident along these lines is my blessing. Consider yourself lucky, Elite, and remember: nothing excuses carelessness.

Sure it does; 'sorry'
06-14-2011, 13:52
ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88

Re: Das Ladies

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thunder Mist

Just be careful, okay? A ridiculous amount of teenagers these days are getting pregnant. Hell, it's such a widespread occurrence that they're even making television shows on the topic. How I managed to get through that whole mess without an accident along these lines is my blessing. Consider yourself lucky, Elite, and remember: nothing excuses carelessness.

It's called, use a rubber or don't have sex. :laugh4::laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Fragony

Sure it does; 'sorry'

:laugh4::laugh4:
06-14-2011, 16:18
Cute Wolf

Re: Das Ladies

that money are better to be used on pork pies
06-14-2011, 19:52
Peasant Phill

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Prussian to the Iron

Hey, off-topic here, but I could not let this slide.

I am presently in a German class, and noticed just now that the title of the thread is "Das Ladies". Now, I assume by saying 'Das', you mean to say "The Ladies". However, the German translation for 'lady/woman' is 'Frau'. Frau is a feminine noun. Therefore, the title of the thread should be "Die Ladies".

Yes it bugged me enough that I had to say something.

aus, bei, mit, nach, zeit, von, zu, ... man it has been a while since I practised my German.

Oh and dry humping is always a viable (yet perhaps sad) solution.
06-14-2011, 20:08
Thunder Mist

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88

It's called, use a rubber or don't have sex. :laugh4::laugh4:

I understand your scorn, but it's a frightening reality. Condoms alone are not infallible and, at the very least, I would suggest you look into its various weaknesses before using them. Question everything, because ignorance is a vice. :smile:
06-14-2011, 20:42
Drunk Clown

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Peasant Phill

aus, bei, mit, nach, seit, von, zu, ... man it has been a while since I practised my German.

Oh and dry humping is always a viable (yet perhaps sad) solution.

lulz... zeit.
06-15-2011, 00:17
Prussian to the Iron

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Thunder Mist

I understand your scorn, but it's a frightening reality. Condoms alone are not infallible and, at the very least, I would suggest you look into its various weaknesses before using them. Question everything, because ignorance is a vice. :smile:

handies and bj's bro. handies and bj's.
06-15-2011, 00:53
Beskar

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Cute Wolf

well, this lady laugh for you warman... laugh for you...
https://i1021.photobucket.com/albums...42329_6038.jpg

P.S: She's evil packed in the form of girl, run for your lives!!!! :laugh4:

But it is you....
06-15-2011, 04:54
Thunder Mist

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Prussian to the Iron

handies and bj's bro. handies and bj's.

That can be true, although I never found those actions to be sexually satisfactory. We must have different sets of priorities, I suppose.
06-15-2011, 06:44
Fragony

Re: Das Ladies

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Originally Posted by Prussian to the Iron

Hey, off-topic here, but I could not let this slide.

I am presently in a German class, and noticed just now that the title of the thread is "Das Ladies". Now, I assume by saying 'Das', you mean to say "The Ladies". However, the German translation for 'lady/woman' is 'Frau'. Frau is a feminine noun. Therefore, the title of the thread should be "Die Ladies".

Yes it bugged me enough that I had to say something.

Das butt

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