31. Instead of dreaming about your newest sex object, you fantasize about scattering and trampling legionaries from the back of a nine-foot (at the shoulder, of course) armored war elephant.
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31. Instead of dreaming about your newest sex object, you fantasize about scattering and trampling legionaries from the back of a nine-foot (at the shoulder, of course) armored war elephant.
32. After your home team wins a game against a heated rival, you decide you want to use the "exterminate" option.
33. You feel compelled to yell "Stiiiinking ratss!" when letting loose with a particularly offensive fart.
34. The only dance move you can accomplish is a slight shuffle to the right.
35. You start training all the dogs in the neighborhood to duck under shields and go for the groin...
36. You actually believe you can tell your daughter to dump her fiance, because he isn't good enough, and expect: 1. No consequences. And 2. She will actually do it.
37. You seriously consider changing your religion to get more suitable bonuses and associates.
38. when a female relative visits you with a suitor, you exclaim "where's his stars an' scrolls then? why do you always bring back wastrels? bet he's got a "collects nazi pariphenalia" trait...honestly, how am I meant to command and mould this family? all i'll be able to do is send him round the badlands setting up watchtowers..."
39. You wake up and find yourself in to the town square with nothing but a stopwatch...
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when going to a friends house you catch yourself thinking to first send in a spy, to open his gate and then also send in an assasin to kill al the family members
when you disagree with your math teacher about your grade, you trie to force him in accepting a protectorate status or else you'll attack
42. You end up in jail on multiple bribery charges...
43 you find yourself wandering round town centres, studying the pedestrians and exclaiming " but their pathfinding, even in congested urban areas, is excellent! I shall have use for these people in my war on King Porus.."
Only when testing out his diplomatic and foreign policy, his military strategy is based on playing Command and Conquer Generals. He still can't work out why the Iraq's aren't thanking him for all the new shoes he's shipped over there. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodafowa
44.) when a car is coming twords you yell "form the phalanx"
45.)in a football game start screaming at the players to flank the enemy
46.)call all your your underlings a retinue
47.)during a test complain that your mathametition had recently died
48) As for 44) except that you suddenly realise you recognise the driver and so relax as even if the car ploughs right over you, you know it can't kill you and you can just get up dust yourself off and walk away.
49) Whenever you watch battle scenes for "Gladiator" or any Roman related battles, you say out "Been there done that" ~:)
50. You know more about Roman/Egyptian/Greek/Ancient Celtic culture than you do about current affairs.
51. When you demand your (more) successful (than you) neighbors kill their faction leader, er, father.
52) When u lay in ambush on ur colleague during tea break at e pantry!!! :hide:
53) Decide to enslave your competition's head office, as your corporate offices on the West Coast are undermanned.
54) When your family did not pick up the phone, you screamed "Failed to connect to host again!!!" :furious3: ~D
55) You only allow 20 minutes for each business meeting, and when your staff complain point out that Rome was captured in less time.
56) You believe the pampas grass in the garden is forming a phalanx.
57. When seeing elephants at the zoo you say ''let slip the hogs of war!'' ~:)
58) You think you could have done the battle scenes in movies better!
I've got a cure to Romeaphobia, too. Go play Half Life 2 and either a) you'll want to go back, in which case you're seriously in love with rtw, or b) you'll play that too much instead ;)
Or at least you adamantly believe that you do! ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Somebody Else
59. You hate egyptians. You fear barechested egyptians as only God know what amount of armour are they hiding.
60. You are repeatedly questioned by Trading Standards Officers after trying to sell local A-Z maps for a six-monthly tribute of £15000 for the next 20 years. You are confused when nobody takes you up on this offer.
61. You can reel off numerous military-related classical quotations from the loading screens
62. You've been playing Barbarian factions too much if you go out on a snowy day and can't understand why you're not moving faster and feeling more energetic
63. When playing Rugby, you head straight for the edge of the field with until you hit the boundary line, at which point you get confused and disappear under a pile of opposing players.
64. In a meeting at work, someone mentions retraining staff, and you immediately start grumbling about how overpowered and unrealistic it is, and how it should reduce their experience level