Count down to open beta: Bartix

Y'know, i think that the immortal thread, "so what 'Bartix!?' should be made a sticky in the entrance hall, and made compulsary reading for all Junior Members. They should then take a test, where if they manage to remember five of the most memorable things from it that everyone knows, they get to be a member. Btw, stormy, i love your siggy.

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WHAT ThE F*kNg hELL, ARE yU ALL 20 WATT LIGHTBULB (REPEAT 5 TIMES)!!1!? TELL M NOW, OR ALIEN INVASION WILL BE SENT FORTH WHN PRES THIS LINK!!!11!!

REPAET 5 TIMES!!!1!!!!

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Actually, i am working for CA as a skinner.


I am not supposed to tell you much...but i can say that you are in for one heck of an unpleasent surprise for BI :evilgrin:

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Maybe that's because you are racist towards bartix

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no way , I love Bartix and all it's people ! ~:cheers:
I meant to say I was gonna play Bartix :D , as neongod said I just miss -spelled it ~;)

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@ MC

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PRES THIS LINK!!!11!!

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I always did find the google link a nice touch ~;)

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Just to show the wonderful legacy that Bartix has left, i have looked on the "who's online" list, and at any one point in time, 2 people will be looking at "so what 'bartix'!!!?" and 5 people looking at this.

A wonderful legacy, from an utter nut.

Maybe one day, he will come back from Uranus and kill us all with a link to google, or with his secret weapon, from Uranus!!!

Uhh... Mongoose? I didn't make that Bartix sig. Teleklos did.

Not bad for a count down, though. ~:cheers:

No problems. I even thought this might be appropriate:

http://img269.echo.cx/img269/5332/lo...1medium3of.jpg

(please note that this is too big to use as a signature banner)

Crossposting makes baby Jesus cry.

I just want to say I'm very happy that this thread was not closed like it was elsewhere. It's a fun diversion ***specifically*** for this board, like it was on the other too. And it is mostly parody on RTW and EB fora and posts, with people making fun of themselves. Sheesh.

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Thanks :bow:


http://img271.echo.cx/img271/7219/untitledeb5nr.th.png


Bartix war snake...they are faster then cavalry, 3 feet long, and bite right threw any kind of shield. They are the bartix answer to RTW vanilla war dogs.

also, infantry can't attack them. They can take out entire armys before any one even tries to fight back. :charge:

Next friday there wil be another preview ~:cool:

Don't forget the faction icon: ~:cool:

http://premium1.uploadit.org/DuxCorvan//bartix.jpg

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Originally Posted by Dux Corvanus

Don't forget the faction icon: ~:cool:

http://premium1.uploadit.org/DuxCorvan//bartix.jpg

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Very nice...but are you sure it's a 20 watt lightbulb? ~;)

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Originally Posted by mongoose

Next friday there wil be another preview

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Hurrah!!

Good one mongoose. Very funny. ~:)

Thanks. ~:cool:

There will be more next week. :charge:


Dux, Thanks for faction icon! ~:cool:

why did they close this thread over at twc? shouldn't EB have some say in what threads are closed in their forum?

anyway, isn't that bulb too bright for 20 watts?

One of the mods there wanted to give out warnings for the love of god :stwshame:

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Yeah, looks more like a F'****NG 30 watt to me ~D

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This is the funniest forum ever (and most pleasant). Never met such nice, understanding, patient and funny people on a forum before ~D

Thanks...there will be more next week ~:cheers: About five new bartix units. :charge:

Hey hate to be a bad sport but are you sure those are historically accurate?

Contemporary accounts on Bartixix troops, as well as their Uranix allies, are contraditcix at best.

Are we going to see th uranus preview next friday?

Is it true that Bartix will be able to develope gift televisions to give to other nations that will play teletubbies and cause its population to be dead at the age 1,1/2? Because I would be intrested into how you can balance this with game play. ~D

i still can't believe you guys aren't including the armored whores...

and whar about those feared Spartix Gayix

This thread was funny, but now it has reached its end, IMHO. Making fun is one thing, doing the same joke and over is not.

But ignore me, I have got to study and that would make you lose your sense of humour as well!

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anyway, isn't that bulb too bright for 20 watts?

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Originally Posted by mongoose

Yeah, looks more like a F'****NG 30 watt to me

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Well, Bartix is an empire in expansion! :knight:

i don't get your sig

Read the aboix thread. :book:

It's pretty funny if you read all of aboixs posts. ~:cool:

Is it just me or does

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RANIX THE ASS HOLE (REPEAT 5 TIMES)
HE WANTS TO SHAG AN OBJECT
RANIX THE ASS HOLE (REPEAT 5 TIMES)
HE JUST WOULDN'T ANSWER ABOKASEE'S QUESTION

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sound like the beginnings of a song?

Wow. This looks great! Great Job EB, as always!