Since I am a peon member it won't matter but..
a razor most days, electric followed by a razor for overgrowth.
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Since I am a peon member it won't matter but..
a razor most days, electric followed by a razor for overgrowth.
Nonsense! In between sips of cognac and silver dishes of peeled grapes, we members love to hear what the peons do, even if it means we have to leave the luxury of the V.I.P. lounge to hear it, and even if we have to wash ourselves thoroughly afterward.Quote:
Originally Posted by swirly_the_toilet_fish
Why, just the other day I listened to a peon. It made me feel both generous and nauseated. Since decorum and genteel disportment is expected of all Members, I made a good show of hiding my disgust and gave the wretch a shilling. Oh, I know, he'll probably just spend it on gin and a doxie, but one must keep up appearances.
Most members won't admit it publicly, but a cabal of deaf-mute manservents are kept on hand to shave us after our scented baths and oiled rubdowns. Nothing relaxes a real Member like a proper deaf-mute shaving.
Gillette turbo just the razor head... don't attach it to the handle. This way you use the part that would attach to the handle... shorter grip, better control so faster, smoother shave.
I have also recently started to use shaving oils... very very good for those like me have sensitive skin.
Add a foam gel on top to get an even smoother shave that minimises razor burn.
Razor.Im traditionalist with shaving.Kind of afraid of those shaving machines. ~;)
Those of you who use razors, do you shave against the line or with it?
With it.I dont want my face to turn all red you know. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by A.Saturnus
razor - but thinking about going to an electric.
With a Razor I can only shave every 3 days or my next is ripped open from razor burn.
and if I'm really lazy, I let it grow for like 1-2 weeks.
The wife likes it shaved all the time though.....so I might have to stick with electric so I can have a smooth face for when we *censored*.
*ahem*
So anything for the wife "ahem"? ~;)
For Sure!
An electric saves time and money (in the long run) and if you get a decent one then your wife will be very pleased I'm sure. ~D ~;)
I certainly hope these deaf-mute manservants warm their hands in heated water or leave them above burning coals, otherwise proper shaving and body waxing would be quite .. unpleasant.
Depends on the length.Quote:
Originally Posted by A.Saturnus
One day - against the line
two days - first with and then against the line (normally)
For really good results I shave against the line on day two.
It helps to dampen the face with a really hot shower or cloth.
Those of you who use blades, how do use them without cutting
open your whole face? ~D
Blow torch
.....Orda
~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lemurmania
I love taking quotes out of context.
Razor. You can't get your face nearly as smooth with an electric.