Sebastian Third. Sebastian was my last dog.
As a child, I had a cat named Buzzy and I lived on Calle Quebrada. Buzzy Quebrada sounds cool.
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Sebastian Third. Sebastian was my last dog.
As a child, I had a cat named Buzzy and I lived on Calle Quebrada. Buzzy Quebrada sounds cool.
Uhm... what if you actually DID porn and actually have a porn name...
:juggle2:
By all means, share.:book: :embarassed:
Spots 15th
-Sounds like the 15th generation of a porn star. ~D
"Muffin Willwood" is the worst porn name ever. I thought the best formula was "Your Middle Name" + "Your street's name".
Rocky 300 South
*curses stupid Utah street naming conventions*
Gah!
ichi
Katia Beer
Mister Maria. That's a good one ~;)
"I will buy this puppy to have a porn name, mister..AGH!" 169
(Yes, my street is numbered. Weirdest porn name ever..)
I'm going Greek mythology here...
Testiclees.~D
Biggus Dikkus.~D
Sorry, but it had to be done.
I once wrote that above a urinal. Somebody had already written "big willies" and for some reason there was already some stuff from "The Life of Brain", so it made sence.
Mo Dacre
or
Mo Chaputorn
My fave is Ben Dover... tee hee.
"Sparky McCormack", (Maiden Name) which might just cut it.
"Gerbil Queensway" however is just one more reason I should have got round to naming that rodent.
:thinking: If I was in a porn movie...Quote:
Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
*retch*
(is there a vomiting smilie?)
Also, :weirdthread:
Angus II Hohenzollern :inquisitive:
Using the pet/street method, I guess I get a pretty good stripper name - Natasha Rockland. That method would really work out better if I had a male dog though...
Verdugo Bear????~:confused:
furry and hot ;)
Totte Kirsebær - translated ...
Waddy Cherry
Bambi Lénine.
Would be great for a female porn star. ~:)
Tyrk Vigerslev or Tyrk Allé (alley)
Pippi Vigerslev and Allé
I doubt any of those would net me much, especially the latter two.
You americans have a few good ones, but try to do it in Europe and you get some rather vierd ones.
A popular Danish birdname is Piphans and a major street in Copenhagen is called Nørrebrogade... Piphans Nørrebrogade, YUCK!!!!
Totty is (British) English slang for an attractive woman, so perhaps it is quite suitable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sjakihata
Visit Britain, point at a nice lady and say "Top Totty". It is worth the slap around the chops for the laughs you'll get from the chaps.
Muffin Willwood....now that HAS to be a real porn stars name ~D
The closest road to me that has a name that you could recognize is Tehran-ro or Tehran Way.
My male name would be John Tehran Way.
My female name would be Marry Tehran Way.
~:cool:
My dog is a female so...
Maggie Oak Leaf
Hmm ... interesting method of derivation when you consider that a pet's name and a mother's maiden name are often used as "secret words" for online accounts ... (which is why I don't use either for such purposes ...).
My beloved cat of 14 years just moved on to bring Joy to "someone" "somewhere" else, but I'll use his name anyway:
KeenEye Audley (pet/street)
- Maybe KeenEye Oddly would be catchier? Eccentric Skull-boinkee?
KeenEye Chidamatsu (pet/maiden name)
- Glint the Squint?
If I could just choose my own ... hmm ... Johnny Stars n Stripes (ker-SMACK!).
Peter North. Perhaps you've familiar with my work?
EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Don Corleone
Clark Larsson. Amateur porn star and country artist
Vijay Blenheim. Sounds like a bolywood pornstar.
FREE WILLIE
can be read all ways ~D