.....unless you have a truck.
Printable View
.....unless you have a truck.
.
Advice is good but proverbs are better; Chinese proverbs are the best:
- "When your compass says one thing and your map another, either your compass is broken or your map is wrong."
- "When the bear breathes deep, the rabbit gets cold."
- "Small feet never use big gloves."
- "A high tower is a low hill."
- "A leaf in the stream is like a dead fish in your kettle."
- "If your map says thay you're on the mountain over there, then you're lost."
- "Raise a wall and your trees will shine under the sun."
- "Your home isn't your pit."
- "A duck is a duck, but the fowl doesn't know."
- "Rain on your hat is like stones on the mountain."
- "If you walk West, nobody in the North will tell."
- "Over there always means up there."
- "Sing like a bird, sleep like a tiger, eat like a bear."
- "Man who gets laid in strawberry patch has ass in jam."
- "Man who get laid on hillside is not on level."
- "Man who is able to read this is able to read."
- "It should not be forgotten that being healthy is essentially better than being unhealthy."
- "He who looks at the sun in the day will have his eyes dazzled; he who looks at the sun at night is having an illusion."
- "In a conflict, it's better to be the winner than the loser."
- "A dead wolf is not afraid of a donkey."
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
~D
.
What? Small feet don't use any gloves!
I always liked "He who stands on the highest pyramid of skulls sees farthest".
The best defense is a good offence.:charge:
Think before you speak. (I usually get this one mixed around~;) )
I sat on the table part of my aunt’s picnic table once and she smacked me in the back of my head so hard I thought I saw Jesus, then told me that “Tables are for glasses, not asses.” :dizzy2:
I'm not very good at keeping my own advice: avoid offering unsolicited advice. Furthermore, be especially careful if you choose to offer advice to a friend who asks for it.
I get good advice frequently from TogakureOJonin ~:)
One of the best I remember was: 'Have fun!'. That was before my first match in a stw mp tournament.
Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear.
Never use a girls' iron defeciency as a basis for conversation, no matter how much you want to carry on talking...
:hide:
if you smell bacon, run to it or else it will dissapear, especcially if you have a family.
the farther you wade into the river of blood the closer you come to god-said by some crusader.
If you cant stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.~:snowman:
All humans are potential enemies.
Don't trust anyone. :argue: :boxing:
Run for the hills!!!! ~;)
.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kääpäkorven Konsuli
All enemies are potential humans.
Reminds something Big John once had in his sig: "Mother is the necessity of invention."
.
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
-Nietzsche
Beware of dissipating your powers; strive constantly to concentrate them. Genius thinks it can do whatever it sees others doing, but is sure to repent of every ill-judged outlay.
-Goethe
Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
-Voltaire
The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.
-Alfred Lord Tennyson
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Never listen to, Everything I do, I do it for you by Bryan Adams when you are having girl trouble. Not a good idea, speaking from experience. Listen to She hates me by Puddle of Mudd instead ~;)
"I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself."
-Oscar Wilde
.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ludens
:2thumbsup:
.
unless she asks "does this make me look fat?" :hide:Quote:
Originally Posted by UglyandHasty
never use hatchet to remove fly from friends forehead