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im pretty sure if he chops of his legs he will be, can you be an artificial midget? ie. through injury or otherwise become a midget...Quote:
Originally Posted by Geoffrey S
also if i did "become" a midget would i be able to claim my federal midget fund money, and how much?
Don't worry, I'm twice your age. By the time you're 31 you should be one very grumpy, maybe not as grumpy. When you're my hieght, you tend to get screwed with to a point that you become a true bastard!!! how tall are you, maybe we can calculate your feirceness in ratio to your hieght and age at 31.:idea2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
I wonder, is there a market for midgets who have gigantism?
shorter people are always the fiercer (e.g. napoleon). staring at other people's crotches all day plays with one's emotions.
Actually that's one of the benefits of being vertically challenged.:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Big_John
Please note:
Any rental requests for the "diminutive" services of DevDave or Ah Dut should be referred to the undersigned, who has agreed, unilaterally, to act as their agent.
Drunken revelry events are acceptable, but both rentees charge triple fees for enacting the Cupid role from 10-16 February.
While the management notes that both rentees have comparatively big feet, this agent can neither confirm nor deny the relevance of the "old wive's tale" relating thereunto.
Please have the courtesy to book at least two weeks in advance. Thank you.
Oh I have a half off deal this week. You get to throw breakfast cereal at my while I say in a bad Irish accent, "Do you want my lucky Charms". The kids and certain perverted elements in society love it!!!
Oh baby!Quote:
Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
I can't believe you just gave up that little tidbit.
Now I just have to think of a good way to use it...
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Why would anyone want to rent a midget ?? Escort service I can understand, but a midget ??? :huh:
Can you say "two-for-one" sale?
Or how about the person who wants an entourage for the evening but doesn't have space in the car for 5-6 vertically advantaged types?
Please remember that while our diminutive duo are available for escort work, any side contracts between yourself are NOT covered in the escort fee and are NOT the responsibility of myself as their self-apponted agent. Our service neither condones nor acknowledges any other activities.
I was told that I should team up with a midget.
I'd dress up as a clown and we'd be paid to go to parties and tell offensive jokes, fall about and generally be obnoxious and annoy people. Maybe even indulge in a little random intimidation.
P.S. somebody really suggested that. I don't know who'd hire us though.
I would :dizzy2: some light entertainment is always welcome --> for a short time anyway, wouldnt want to stretch it...Quote:
Originally Posted by Taffy_is_a_Taff