Worst day ever contest!!!!

In Soviet Amerika, flag flies you!!!

I missed my exam today.

There are two groups, a morning one and an afternoon one, I was supposed to be in the morning one. I hope they'll still let me take it this afternoon. What's worse is that I told someone else we could take it in the afternoon, so now he's in the same situation as me :no:

My worst day ever has already happened, and thus i can never experience anything worse.

The day my PC crashed.

That was a horrible day, during last summer. I lost two years worth of crap, because the stupid thing was on its last legs and decided to get heat stroke! Fortunately i got a brand new PC!

Anyway, an even worse day may be approaching within the next few months, as my three year old Mitsubishi monitor finally starts to fail. The day it fails, no more PC for me! I haven't got enough money for a new monitor!

Do you have a tv out ?

My worst day would go something like this:

I wake up at 6 AM. I trudge into the shower. Then, the air raid alarm goes off. Very bad. Would be slightly less worse if I were dressed and at least had enough time to get on my boots. Course if the bombs fall close enough, none of it will matter even if I do get to the fallout shelter.
http://hcgtv.com/media/tech/nuclear_blast.jpg

This thread is still open?!

Fine. Maybe I'll give it another try.


My worst day:

I wake up and realize my brilliant mind was all a dream. As I reach for the alarm clock I find a picture of myself on the nightstand........



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Then I roll over and see these guys in my bed:

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I figure it can't get any worse so then I go to feed my cat:
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Then I turn on the news and see our new president:
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The day gets worse when I sit down for breakfast:

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Then I wave hello to fellow coworkers at the elephant-poop-catching factory:
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The day ends when I get home and my two "friends" do this to me all night:
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Waking up, hi honey you were so good last night, I can barely walk more then I normally can!

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I walk at my car,

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And my insurance company things I am a fraud, I get locked up with

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Now the only job I can still get is being a

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