Paris or Italy?...bah...leave that...come to Lisbon :P :D....its cheaper anyway
How do i delete this one?....damn alcohol....
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Paris or Italy?...bah...leave that...come to Lisbon :P :D....its cheaper anyway
How do i delete this one?....damn alcohol....
Scotland's a lovely place to visit. We dinnae all toss cabers and guddle fir fush, some aye us love tae hae a wee gander doon tae the pictures, and hae a michty blether when gettin the messages. And hardly anyone speaks like that. Also to dayvei thought that was France? Also, Britain isn't really so bad, it's just Tony Blair's policies and such.Quote:
the laughing stock of europe
britain isn't the laughing stock of europe at all. quite the contrary actually, that claim is a load of rubbish.
the british are just the best when it comes to complaining and putting themselves down, that's all. supported by the media of course.
one great example is that the brits complain about unemployment... *ahem* britain is one of the countries with the lowest rate of unemployment in europe. the germans, who have real problems with this issue, especially in east germany, are trying to adobt policies that worked in britain years ago. they say themselves that britain was very forethinking and did a good job to fight it.
another proof of low unemployment is the fact that the british army is having a hard time in finding recruits.
I'm not surprised... Most people don't join the army to fight in pointless wars started by lies and bullshit. I hear America is having some recruitment problems too...
Although i really must stick with what i said about Britain being a hole... I think this mostly because of the crime... It's never been easier to be a criminal, the law is so soft, i've seen harder cushions. I could go next door and stamp on my neighbours head until he is braindamaged and probably be out of jail in less than a year. That's if they even put me in jail! I might just get community service.
Should i do it and see?
That's not only in Britain believe me. But then again you got countries who are going to the other extreme, china pops to my mind. But lets not get to political, that's what the back room is for.
guess what, you're too young to go to jail. *horrific eye-roll*Quote:
Originally Posted by Dayve
besides, you live in manchester, that IS the pits lately. not only the city with the most rain in england.
britain has no more problems than any other country. the brits just like to cmoplain about them all the time, other countries prefer not to talk about them.
I enjoy complaining. And that reminds me... I'll be 18 on friday... Frigg me where does time go... I'm nearly middle aged! My god... I musn't think about that too much or i'll get depressed.
18? middle aged?
oh, the arrogance of the young. dont worry about hating england though dayve, everyone else does too.
still, i want a slice of your delicious currency.
Hey I want to be middle aged again :) ...u nuts?...wait till your 31 and jobless to complain :)
no thanks i'd rather wait till im 16 and jobless.............oh wait :P
england rocks, the big citys are horrible but then thats your own fault :) go and get out of the house and enjoy life, make friends, make friends with animals if your really finding it hard. just do something and dont sit on your ass moaning.
Age creeps up on you... Seems like only yesterday i was 12 years old and entering my first day at high school... Literaly, seems like yesterday... Ah those were the good days... Screwing around in school with all my friends, laughing the day away... And before i know it BAM i'm 3 days away from being 18... How to make the year go slower? Time goes slow when you're bored, so maybe if i do very very boring things and get a boring job, i might live forever, like Bruce Forsythe?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lusitani
Nah who am i kidding... The only thing keeping his 90-year old ass alive are those 20 year old wives he has... They're only with him for the money... I wonder if he'll leave everything he has to them... He doesn't have long now though, maybe he would marry me? Never know, he might be bi... And i'd get his fortune when he pops it!