Last summer in Egypt.
Not being used to diarrheas of that magnitude, I fancied it would be safe to release what appeared to me to be a fart. It was a squirt.:oops:
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Last summer in Egypt.
Not being used to diarrheas of that magnitude, I fancied it would be safe to release what appeared to me to be a fart. It was a squirt.:oops:
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Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
I can't believe I am telling anyone this...
I have yet to crap my pants (so "no" for me)- but I did do something close. I recently had a nasty flu, which involved some minor diarrhea. About three days after I had caught it, it appeared to be clearing up. That morning, I awoke to the powerful urge to fart; the first time, it was indeed gas. This in turn gave me a sense of security. As I lay comfortably in my bed, however, the urge returned.
Turns out that your bowels continue to produce diarrhea when you are asleep- and you do not always feel the buildup, especially when reclined in your nice, warm, cozy, DRY bed.
I arose, enraged, and had to thoroughly cleanse myself and put all my sheets through the wash at 6:30 in the morning. And this was a monday- so guess what I had to do in another hour? Ever been deprived of your last hour of sleep? It is the most horrible thing imaginable. At the very least, you will be in an extremely foul mood for a significant portion of the day.
Thank god I only had one morning class; I might have killed someone had I had another class that day.
That definitely counts.
Hmm... then change my vote to Yes.
It didn't seem like it counted, because it did not happen in public.
What can I say....
I was 6 months old at the time, it just happened. Fortunately mummy was on hand with a new nappy.
I actually think I have, while drunk and generally gassy.. you know, when you let go of a fart but don't know the extent of it's mightiness... **** :disappointed:
(No swearing - Beirut)
I had a crap-scare today. The fart ended up being kind of bubbly, but no carp around. Wiped to make sure, anyway.
Hey, haven't seen you around for a while, Scion.
Thread is turning into the most predictable but also attractive diary of all time.
Dear Diary,
I farted today..
But it was not only bubbles..
Good night.
TZORT!
:grin:
oh when the bubbles turn into a tiny turd or something more than a tan, that indeed has to be safetycleared. I was thinking, when the real men take a dump, the dump doesn't always come through due to dense vegetation and might be overlooked in the wiping process. I assume that doesn't really count as crapping your pants, as the appearence of the crap happened while the pants was (hopefully) down.
yes long time no see goregod, glad to see you still blast
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Originally Posted by ScionTheWorm
My answer is no.
But this smelly thread deserves a stinking gah all the way!!
:gah:
wow, so more people have crapped their pants than those that have not :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiberius