Post your Conspiricy Theories

Here is one that some might want to check into.

There is an intelligence program called conivore which has a direct pipeline into the internet. Its function is to provide a means for the government to invade our private lives with what we type on the internet, where our IP is given to the local law enforcement for possible use against us.

There are other cavet's to this conspiricy but I will hold off on them for now....


Looking for my tinfoil and duck tape now.....

Carnivore is another one that's known and documented. (Thanks, Janet Reno, and may you dance the forbidden tango of lust with Alberto "Torture Boy" Gonzales in the seventh circle of spam.)

I'm surrounded by air. Everywh-air th-air is air. And air sounds like heir. The h-airs want my throne, they want my kingdom! They surround me! They air-e everywh-air! It's a consp-air-icy! A consp-air-icy it is!

But! I will fight them with my own air, my own gases.

*** farts ***

Ha, that will teach them, those damn h-airs. The h-airs! I have to withstand them!

*** f-air-ts again ***

Where air-e you now hè! You d-air-ty h-airs! I'll get you all!

*** f-ai-rts, f-ai-rts air-gain, keeps f-air-ting ***

Oh no! No! Nurse! Nurse! The h-airs did it again. They did it again! They air-e everywh-air! Please, I need you to clean me! No! It wasn't me, it w-air-e the h-airs! The h-airs. No, no valium-air. Oh! Damn consp-air-icy! The h-airs! Aaaaaaaa...

:nurse:

I'mg goign to say this a lot but...are you really 28?

Or is this all just a conspiricy to make me feel old?

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Originally Posted by Gertgregoor

I'mg goign to say this a lot but...are you really 28?

Or is this all just a conspiricy to make me feel old?

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*** Farts ***

Hèhèhèhè

:bounce:

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Originally Posted by Lemur

Carnivore is another one that's known and documented. (Thanks, Janet Reno, and may you dance the forbidden tango of lust with Alberto "Torture Boy" Gonzales in the seventh circle of spam.)

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Oh but you should here the conspiricy theories about ruined lives. Some are probably actually legate, but some of the ones I heard are so off the wall, that they are actually humorous.

Especially the one I heard about a perviewer of kiddie porn that went to jail because of his believe that carnivore violated his privacy. (Turns out he was going to a site that was a sting operation versus anything to do with Carnivore.)

At least when conspiricy theories involving Carnivore come up - I give them a little look see because of the invasive nature of the program.

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Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost

You've convinced me, DA. I have sent my subscription to the Heritage Foundation.

But I thought the Democrats were irrelevant anyway?

:wink:

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PS It's so nice to be able to type DA again, instead of having to try to remember what order the c's come in Eclectic... :2thumbsup:

As for my conspiracy theory, I don't really have one because all the governments I know of couldn't run a bath, let alone a conspiracy. The conspiracies I face are all instigated by my wife and her friends, and involve my credit card. They are terrifyingly real :sweatdrop:

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ah eclectic is DA thaT EXPLAINs a whole lot... incluyding the DONT SPAM IN MY THREAD PM... :2thumbsup: