I think he was implying he was one of those 'keep teenage girl in a creepy bunker for ten years' guys there seem to have been a lot of recently.
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I think he was implying he was one of those 'keep teenage girl in a creepy bunker for ten years' guys there seem to have been a lot of recently.
This is pretty fun
I have official ran out of ideas.
HELP
Bananas with mental disorders.Quote:
Originally Posted by Csar
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: NicoleB
NicoleB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I need a picture of an albino blacksheep
NicoleB: Hi,how are you?
You: With red stripes
You: Take your time
NicoleB: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
I like this system.
Edit for an update:
Quote:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: NicoleB
NicoleB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I need a picture of an albino blacksheep
NicoleB: Hi,how are you?
You: With red stripes
You: Take your time
NicoleB: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
NicoleB: I can not find one with red stripes. This is the best i could do.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JosephT
JosephT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
JosephT: Hello.
You: Hi
You: Aren't you going to ask me what's up?
JosephT: Need a "albino black sheep"?
JosephT: How are you tonight?
You: no, not anymore, thank you
You: I'm good
You: Well, sort of depressed
You: You?
JosephT: Sorry for my rudeness
JosephT: Doing great, thanks.
You: Glad to hear it
JosephT: How can I help you tonight?
You: So, I need a nuclear bunker stocked with enough bananas to last three generations, and I need one fast. Can you get me a contractor? And no shoddy work, mind you, I want the real deal. A full, complete, nuclear bunker, Dr. Evil style doors, the works. Touch screen computers too. Got that?
You: Come on, process faster my friend. I've G2G soon.
You: The commies are after me
You: OMG!! NIKITA KHRUSHEV IS UNDER MY BED!
You: Cya
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:~:mecry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
I am crying here...
That made a bad week just that much brighter. :2thumbsup:
Exactly. I thought the rapidly repainting a full size van thing might tip them off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
I never got a result, about 2 hours after that, until I closed the browser.
CR
You could always try asking for a Siberian Tricolor Rabbit http://www2.nau.edu/julie/buns/siberian.htmlQuote:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: NicoleB
NicoleB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: I need a picture of an albino blacksheep
NicoleB: Hi,how are you?
You: With red stripes
You: Take your time
NicoleB: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
Argh! All the guides have been taken!
EDIT: harr harr, found one.
Melissa H: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi
Melissa H: Hello! How can I assist you with your search ?
You: I'd like to find a school in a less densely populated area in the world.
Melissa H: Do you have a particular area in mind?
You: Hmm...
You: In the borders of a nuclear power
You: A kind of military school.
You: One where I can go by September
Melissa H: What state are you in?
You: Yugoslavia
You: or at least, what used to be Yugoslavia
You: I need a secret school for spies and super soldiers, something like a James Bond training school, with all kinds of state of the art training facilities, infinite funds and a lot of manpower to train a super army with.
You: Hello?
You: HELLO?
You: WORLD DOMINATION DOES NOT WAIT FOR ANYONE!
You: GOODBYE.
NOOOO!!!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaB
LisaB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi
LisaB: welcome to ChaCha!
You: thank you
LisaB: What can I find for you today?
You: I'd like to know the meaning of life
LisaB: I will try to find some websites that address that for you. Just one moment.
You: I'm sorry, but I think you'll have to type it out
You: my internet connection doesn't work, and my dying grandfather needs to know the answer now.
LisaB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
I think I got addicted to this...
NewlandB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: howdy
NewlandB: HEllo
NewlandB: so I see your looking for a guide
NewlandB: what type
You: Yes, I am
You: are you looking for a guide too?
NewlandB: Nope I am just trying to find what information you are seeking
You: Righty.
You: I'd like to find a way out of California
NewlandB: so what may i assist you with
You: I came here a while ago, and I got lost
NewlandB: so what may i assist you with
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeborahS
DeborahS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi
DeborahS: What kinds of information may I find for you today?
You: I see you're a bit of a nuclear expert. That's why I got directed to you, am I correct?
DeborahS: No. You got directed to me because you had a keyword under recreation
DeborahS: But I'm happy to help you however I can
You: Well, I suppose that pondering about the nature of nuclear science can be recreation for some.
DeborahS: Certainly. So what kinds of information are you seeking?
You: I'd like to know the molecular structure of a nuclear bomb and how to stop it from killing me if I am struck.
You: I recently got a text message from somebody threatening to bomb my house with a nuclear device
DeborahS: I can help you find information about the molecular structure, but I believe you are out of luck if it hits you. :-)
DeborahS: One moment while I seek information for you
You: Okay then, could you help me find where I could purchase a nuclear bunker and food supply?
You: I'd like enough taco chips to last me ten years
You: and I'd like a ten foot thick concrete structure one mile down in the earth
You: preferably in Texas.
Direct gal, isn't she?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiberius
:laugh4:Quote:
NewlandB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: howdy
NewlandB: HEllo
NewlandB: so I see your looking for a guide
NewlandB: what type
You: Yes, I am
You: are you looking for a guide too?
NewlandB: Nope I am just trying to find what information you are seeking
You: Righty.
You: I'd like to find a way out of California
NewlandB: so what may i assist you with
You: I came here a while ago, and I got lost
NewlandB: so what may i assist you with
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DeborahS
DeborahS: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi
DeborahS: What kinds of information may I find for you today?
You: I see you're a bit of a nuclear expert. That's why I got directed to you, am I correct?
DeborahS: No. You got directed to me because you had a keyword under recreation
DeborahS: But I'm happy to help you however I can
You: Well, I suppose that pondering about the nature of nuclear science can be recreation for some.
DeborahS: Certainly. So what kinds of information are you seeking?
You: I'd like to know the molecular structure of a nuclear bomb and how to stop it from killing me if I am struck.
You: I recently got a text message from somebody threatening to bomb my house with a nuclear device
DeborahS: I can help you find information about the molecular structure, but I believe you are out of luck if it hits you. :-)
DeborahS: One moment while I seek information for you
You: Okay then, could you help me find where I could purchase a nuclear bunker and food supply?
You: I'd like enough taco chips to last me ten years
You: and I'd like a ten foot thick concrete structure one mile down in the earth
You: preferably in Texas.
This site is classic, you must say. Might replace mafia games as my "top thing to do on the net". Right now I'm bugging someone about my physics homework.. I need to know how hydrogen bonding in water changes the properties of it compared to a normal substance without hydrogen bonding (specifically the densest and least dense states out of gas, liquid and solid, and the most compressable state. I'm young, so plasma isn't in the picture)
EDIT: These so called 'intelligent' guides are delightful.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: saraa
You: Hello
saraa: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: could you find a secluded shao lin monastery where i can study kung fu?
saraa: Hello, how may I help you regarding your search
saraa: on shao lin?
You: He Nan is too far away
You: is there anywhere within a ten mile radius?
You: so I can stay at home?
You: I live in Copenhagen
saraa: I have sent you a few sites, feel free to browse while I search more.
You: It's very urgent, I need to fight in a kung fu match tomorrow morning
saraa: I don't seem to be finding any Monasteries near Copenhagen.
You: oh dear.
You: hmm.. what about oslo?
You: I'll be going there in the christmas holidays
You: It's quite important to me that I win the competition sometime or another
I'm loving that it took around ten minutes to discover the lack of any ShaoLin monasteries within a ten mile radius of Copenhagen.. Oslo has taken twenty so far, but still no results.
HAHA, got her again:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: saraa
saraa: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
saraa: Hello!
You: hello there
You: have you found what i asked for?
saraa: How may i help you with your search on World Domination!!!
saraa: Hello.
You: i would like to find a shaolin monastery near oslo
You: please.
saraa: Can you please be a little bit more specific?
You: a monastery where there are ultra secret training facilities and kung fu monks
You: within a 10 mile radius of oslo
You: thanks.
saraa: OK, so you want a monastery where there is ultra secret training and it is called World Dominaiton?
You: no, but it will help me on the path to world domination
saraa: Ohh, OK
:laugh4:Quote:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BarbaraB
BarbaraB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi
BarbaraB: Good evening, how are you?
You: Fine, thanks
You: You?
BarbaraB: What are you looking for in terms of "simple"/
BarbaraB: Great!
You: Well, quite simply, I'm looking for the following
You: Pay attention now
BarbaraB: Yes I am still here.
BarbaraB: Definition, perhaps?
You: A submarine, a lifesize replica of the one Dr. Evil has, with touch screen computers, sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads, and those cool swivel chairs. Oh, and don't forget the massive gravitational beam. I need a good contractor, and I need one quick.
BarbaraB: And what will you be using this for?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JesusC
She's taking an awful long time to find me the skilled labour I need.Quote:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DanyiellE
DanyiellE: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DanyiellE
DanyiellE: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
DanyiellE: How are you?
DanyiellE: What would you like to know about nuclear bunkers?
You: Well, I'd like you to build me one.
DanyiellE: I wish.
DanyiellE: Do you want to know how to build one?
You: I also need Turkish workers who can help you with the design
You: Oh, yes, I want to know how to build one.
DanyiellE: Okay I might be able to find the turkish helpers.
This is good stuff!
Why does she wish she could help you build a bunker? I reckon you might be in there, fella.Quote:
You: Well, I'd like you to build me one.
DanyiellE: I wish.
HahahahahQuote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
I wonder if her mental capacity is sophisticated enough to allow for the use of sarcasm? :dizzy2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Besides, my gf wouldn't like that. :wall:
Well, I was making a little bit of use of the old irony there too. ~;)
Hmm.. I just got banned on the school network for asking for a spacecraft tailored for wookies... after asking for a step by step guide to eat and information on a flight back to Mars.
Well that wasn't that fun. Eh I need to think of something else to search.Quote:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ElizaG
ElizaG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hello
ElizaG: Hello..How are you tonight?
You: Umm
You: I can't disclose that information.
You: I need a teleportation device.
You: or instructions for one
You: to build
ElizaG: Let me see what I can find for you
You: HELLO
You: I CANT HEAR YOU YOUR BREAKING UP
You: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: You suck at life
You: I quit
You: ahhahahahah
I asked my guide out on a date. It didn't go too well. Banned before I could copy the convo.
I can't bring myself to screw with these people.
I need more posts so I can live out vicariously your abuses.
So you don't want to do it because of some flim-flam called morals, but you want others to do it for you, so you can reap the bounty without the toil, hmm?
Crazed Rabbit
PS They are being paid. And its probably more interesting than having people ask them how to get the coffee holder on their computer to work.
Hmm :/
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LeighG
LeighG: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi there.
You: are you free on friday night?
LeighG: What can I help you find in regards to date?
LeighG: No, sorry I am not.
You: oh, alright.
You: nevermind then.
LeighG: Ok, thanks for using Cha Cha!
Is Leigh a male name btw?
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AhliaA
AhliaA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hallo
You: kannst du mir helfen?
You: ich muss englisch lernen
AhliaA: I'm afraid I will be unable to help you.
You: heute muss ich ein test machen, aber ich spreche keine englisch
AhliaA: Bye,
You: NEIN! ICH BIN DER FUEHRER! DU MUSS MIR HELFEN!
AhliaA: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Crazed - mostly I'm just bad at screwing with them.
And I'm all about the bounty without the toil. :2thumbsup:
After all the things I've sent, I've just been banned for asking for a map of whatever city their headquarters are located in. Go figure. :wall:
:smash:Quote:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: julier
julier: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi
julier: Hello, you are looking for a box of crayons that has the white power crayon it is?
You: yes mam
julier: Ok let me see what I can find. One moment, please.
You: ok
julier: Is this a Crayola color?
You: no
julier: Can I ask where you have seen it?
You: It is the greastest crayon of all time
You: I saw it at a crayon expo
You: I collect them
julier: I appreciate your patience while I find exactly what you need.
You: thankyou
You: Wow this does not help at all
julier: Let me transfer you.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaM
AmandaM: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: ok
AmandaM: Good morning. How are you?
You: fine and yourself
AmandaM: Great!
AmandaM: How may I help you today?
You: I need a box of crayons containing the color white power
AmandaM: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: You use allot of !
You: Are you always this excited
AmandaM: Yep :)
You: weird
AmandaM: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: I swear if you rederict me to Crayola I will cry
AmandaM: Well, I haven't come across that site yet so you are in luck.
You: the last guide did
You: She wasnt very nice
You: I think she gave up
AmandaM: I'm sorry to hear that.
AmandaM: It seems to be a difficult search
You: Crayon collecting isnt for the faint of heart
AmandaM: I imagine not
You: But I have faith in you
AmandaM: I will do my best :)
You: thats all we can ask
You: Thats crayola
AmandaM: I am not finding anything with a white power crayon.
You: agh
You: oh well
AmandaM: Can I find anything else for you?
You: What about black power?
AmandaM: I doubt that either.
You: hmmm
AmandaM: I'll check
You: ok
AmandaM: Only results are racial. Sorry :(
You: oh dear
AmandaM: Can I find anything else for you?
Well, you're not going to get any better with that attitude, are you? The training must begin!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good
Oh, and nice one SFTS.
Crazed Rabbit
Gee I got banned quickly
I asked for some good rat meat recipes, You know once you hav a pair they are cheap to breed and feed.
Oh let me guess next I'll find out I'm the only one at the org who eats rat meat