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Hmm interesting leading case.
In Poland;
1) Dead animal is not animal anymore. Sex with meat (cause dead deer is mostly meat) is like sex with doll - allowed but persersing.
2) Sex with body is being punished too - but In my opinion rather with human body than with animal body.
I think in Poland this defense tactic would work, but I think that he could be sentenced for some minor crimes.
Your title is unfair Lemur...
The man is arguing that his sodomizing of a deer carcass is not the same thing as sodomizing a living deer.
The title implies some incoherent deceit on part of the guilty party and his counsel. There is no incoherent deceit however...
The title "Is having sex with a dead deer significantly different from having sex with a live deer?" would be more apt...
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(..) a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.
Ah yes, the "roast turkey" defense. That should get alot of sympathy from the jury. :yes:
I think he was going to get a larger sentence for the bestiality because it was his 2nd offense...poor Bambrick lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Kanamori
Okay so the story doesn't say whether the dead deer he humped was a male or a female. If it was a female I don't see what the poblem is, at least he's not a gay freak!!!11
Especially now we're near Thanksgiving. :wink3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Xiahou
Anyone know what Leviticus says on this one?
While I'll say that this is *SICK* in a most profound way. He's more of a sex driven vulture, he had sex with carrion... it would be like sticking your wang into a T-Bone for pleasure. Although, obviously someone caught him in the act, and so he should be charged for public exposure.
Ahh I would forget?
Was that deer adult or not :)
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Originally Posted by Xiahou
I'm suddenly reminded of something Fragony said, in a thread about a guy who molested a pitbull.
I wonder if we'll be seeing him around anytime soon.
I really wish that this thread wasn't so damn funny.
As to the "how' questions, I would say that the deer was most likely at a stage of decomposition where its meat was soft enough to
Okay, I need to stop. Point is, it is doubtful that he would have cared what sex the Deer was; he would have concentrated more on the condition of its thighs.
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I'd like to be there when he and the prosecution, um, lock horns. :wink3:Quote:
Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning
But what about the emotions of the carcass? Will it need intensive therapy? Who will pay for all that? And it's parents? How do they feel? And the owner? They must be in shock after they heard about what happened to their beloved deer? And the children! Think about the children!
On a side note: Will they still serve meat to adult male passengers on airplanes? I mean, chances are big there's a homopyronecrobeastialist on the plane! Imagine someone abusing his hot piece of chicken while sitting next to the children! The children !
I don't know if it is bestiality or if it should be prosecuted under the law according to that statute. if it is, i use lamb skin condoms, so technically i am committing 3-way bestiality every time i have sex with my girlfriend.
we are no longer allowed to prosecute people for consentual hetero/homosexual sexual acts or masturbation, so as long as there is no non-consentual physical harm to a living thing, i think the law in that regard falls flat. our sexual license tends to trump to will of the society that we live in, so i do not think that an arbitrary ruling attacking one form of anti-social, depraved behavior should succeed if it ignores others for political reasons. they might be able to get him on other grounds such as health code violations or expositionism.
just some thoughts.
Is the judge going to order him to undergo cold turkey treatment?
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Originally Posted by Pannonian
I've herd that's a good ideer.
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Originally Posted by Lemur
I doen’t think I will be trying it.
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Originally Posted by Scurvy
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Exactly! If his lawyer can convincingly argue that convicting the defendant would lead to the loss of our right to make sweet love to roast turkey- no jury in the world would convict him. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by yesdachi
Gives a new perspective to the product, Stovetop turkey stuffing. ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Xiahou
Ahh it mention me Scary Movie 2 and that guys with chicken :)
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Originally Posted by KrooK
Dead deers don't say no, some people.....
On a side note: one of our most famous writers confessed that he once 'had sex' with a steak. Would that count as bestiality too ? :huh2:
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That would count as mushroom-sause I think....Quote:
Originally Posted by doc_bean
Who was it by the way?
Tom Lanoye, iirc he wrote it in one of his books and later stated that it was a true story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony