What happened to .81?

I havent started mine yet, but been playing some custom battles and I do love some of the new cards.

Um.

Sounds ready.

Ship it.

"Besides, EB features full frontal male nudity (worse than female nudity, don't ask why, it's not supposed to make sense),"

Geeeez, are you kidding? Male frontal nudity is much worse than female! Those naked Gesataewhatevers induce nausea in me, and blindess, hairy palms and dropped soap in the other frenchies, I mean Gauls.

Uhhhhhh, am I going to get banned now?

Bunnies are dying. Release .81 before another bunny dies.

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Originally Posted by sages

"Besides, EB features full frontal male nudity (worse than female nudity, don't ask why, it's not supposed to make sense),"

Geeeez, are you kidding? Male frontal nudity is much worse than female! Those naked Gesataewhatevers induce nausea in me, and blindess, hairy palms and dropped soap in the other frenchies, I mean Gauls.

Uhhhhhh, am I going to get banned now?

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For this very reason, I'm trying to become gay before my next campaign as the Gauls.

"For this very reason, I'm trying to become gay before my next campaign as the Gauls."

How's that working out for you?

Oh, by the way:

BLAM. Squeeeeeeeee!!! BLAM. BLAM.

That's another dead bunny because .81 isn't available for download. How's that make you feel EB folks?

Edit: quotes appear to be broken or something.

EB take your time in doing the patch (and to complete the mod). Thanks for what you have done and you'll do. I'm not asking to release the patch now, but can you let us to know more information about its status? This would be very appreciate.
Bye and sorry for my english.

I suppose Bunny isn't going to take over the world anytime soon... :no:

"I suppose Bunny isn't going to take over the world anytime soon... :no:"

Blam!

Another dead bunny.

My girlfriend is working all weekend, and the weather in Seattle is promising to be truely horrific. As long as the power stays on, this would be an excellent time for a .81 release.

Don't let that last CTD stop you guys! Just release .81 now, and .82 in a week or two... Bunnies everywhere will thank you! Think of the dead bunnies!:skull:

I think I`m joining the campaign "kill`a rabbit"

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/suicide3_small.jpg

*splat*

You can`t imagine how easy and fun this is!!!! :grin:

PS: what the hell just happened with the buttons, smilies and stuff???

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Originally Posted by k_raso

I think I`m joining the campaign "kill`a rabbit"

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/suicide3_small.jpg

*splat*

You can`t imagine how easy and fun this is!!!! :grin:

PS: what the hell just happened with the buttons, smilies and stuff???

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Loved that comic book. The name Suicide Bunnies by itself made me buy it.

"Loved that comic book. The name Suicide Bunnies by itself made me buy it."

Is it still murder if the bunnies want to die? Or just bunnicide?

Snick.

Tinktinktinkrollclunk.

Pause.

Pause.

Pause.

KAABOOOOM.

With that hand grenade, 17 bunnies died. They would have lived if EB .81 had been released.

Anyone guess when we're going to see .81? This weekend? Next? February?

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Anyone guess when we're going to see .81? This weekend? Next? February?

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Dunno. But I know one thing for sure, killing rabbits won't help: Drop the spam! you played 0.74 for ages, 0.8 is more then enough for the time being. :beam:

"Dunno. But I know one thing for sure, killing rabbits won't help: Drop the spam! you played 0.74 for ages, 0.8 is more then enough for the time being. :beam:"

I didn't play .74 at all. :=)

Anyway, maybe I *like* killing bunnies. :smash:

*an eery whistling sound goes throughout the EB forum*
*there follows a sound of a liquid being poured*

Gentlemen, we now have bunny tea :D

I have one of those old annoying whistling kettles.

"*an eery whistling sound goes throughout the EB forum*
*there follows a sound of a liquid being poured*

Gentlemen, we now have bunny tea :D

I have one of those old annoying whistling kettles."

http://www.willitblend.com/

Dear EB_Team,
While we are waiting for the patch 0.81, could somebody kindly inform us about it content (list of changes)?
And does somebody knows, what changes are to be applied by patch 0.82? =)
I’m particularly interested in:
1. Missing graphics (icons&unit_portraits);
2. Indian elephants reskinned.

Respectfully Yours,
MiniMe =)

At this point the numbering isn't firmed up, so the next release might not actually show up as "0.82." It's too early to say.

As for 0.81, the primary focus hasn't changed:

a) fixed critical CTDs
b) added more graphics (ie "Operation Remove All Vanilla Peasants From Game")

There's some minor additional changes here and there, some critical recruitment changes, etc, but that's mostly it.

For the Romani at least there are a few asthetic changes, some better and new building descriptions, a new declaration of war text, things like that.

There definitely seemed to be some MIC / recruiting bugs with the Romani that could use fixing...

"For this very reason, I'm trying to become gay before my next campaign as the Gauls."

lol

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There definitely seemed to be some MIC / recruiting bugs with the Romani that could use fixing...

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As we have stated from the initial mention of 0.81, the upcoming bug-fix patch is not going to focus on recruitment. There are some recruitment changes but less "refining Romani recruitment areas" and more "why the heck are Caetrati available in Baktria's home territory? Fix it!" Note that graphics and CTD prevention was the sole focus of 0.81. Do not expect major recruitment changes in 0.81.

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Originally Posted by blacksnail

As we have stated from the initial mention of 0.81, the upcoming bug-fix patch is not going to focus on recruitment. There are some recruitment changes but less "refining Romani recruitment areas" and more "why the heck are Caetrati available in Baktria's home territory? Fix it!" Note that graphics and CTD prevention was the sole focus of 0.81. Do not expect major recruitment changes in 0.81.

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I think it`s good enough for all of us, since graphic glitches were the chief bugs with 0.8, in addition to some isolated CTD issues (rebelling province CTD, Dariotum, Baktrion Hippeis, etc.).

But if the team squashed the reinforcement CTD, then you`re like the romanii after the 2nd punic war. Nothing can stop you now. :charge:

Looks like 0.81 patch is ad portas!!! :rtwyes: If not, consider this just wishful thinking. :grin:

Cheers!!!

Is "ad portas" latin for "delayed"? :laugh4:

Of course, a mod is never late, nor is it early. A mod arrives precisely when it means to.

sounds like you were paid off by EB to say that!

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Is "ad portas" latin for "delayed"? :laugh4:

Of course, a mod is never late, nor is it early. A mod arrives precisely when it means to.

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He is just quoting Johan.

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Originally Posted by kalkwerk

He is just quoting Johan.

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I'm very curious to know if anyone reading this thread <doesn't> get this reference. Is it just wishful thinking on my part to believe that all the fans of EB are the same sort of folk that know Johan's work?

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Is "ad portas" latin for "delayed"?

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It's rather more something like " at the gates", so perhaps you could spare that last bunny ?:laugh4:

At risk of setting myself up for a fool, but I dont know who Johan is. I do recognise the quote, but I have no idea where it originates from. Go on, someone, enlighten me...

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"It's rather more something like " at the gates", so perhaps you could spare that last bunny ?:laugh4:"

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I ran out of bunnies. Between will it blend and the odd hand grenade, the just couldn't make it.

Well you probably now Lord of the rings, where Gandalf says a wizard is never to late nor to early bla bla bla so thats where you heard it before.

Johan made this quote for his patches for Paradox games. Paradox is beside Creative Assembly THE studio for strategy games and Johan ist their leading developer.

Those games are not very impressive in terms of graphics, but they have extremely interesting gameplay. There is also a very active community with lots of excellent mods. Their best titles if you dont know them are Europa Universalis series (III coming up 27. January), Hearts of Iron I and II (try out Historical Stony Road mod) and Victoria Revolutions (which after the addon actually got excellent).

Regards Kalk

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Originally Posted by kalkwerk

Johan made this quote for his patches for Paradox games. Paradox is beside Creative Assembly THE studio for strategy games and Johan ist their leading developer.

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Errrrrr :surprised:

I said "ad portas" quoting the expression "Hannibal ad portas", that`s what the romans said when Hannibal laid siege to Rome.

This was used as a formulae to say that something is about to arrive, that something is at the gates. In this case, 0.81 patch, but was pure wishful thinking... more based on blacksnail`s past tence when he talked about the patch ("graphics and CTD prevention was the sole focus of 0.81").

So, I deducted that the patch was somewhat ready. But it was pure wishful thinking. :grin:

How come a Johan gets in here??? :shrug: