The article must have goofed. I think he said "profits", not "prophets". It makes more sense (cents?) that way.
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The article must have goofed. I think he said "profits", not "prophets". It makes more sense (cents?) that way.
https://jimcee.homestead.com/hahajesus.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
Let us pray: Dear Org-Lord, let no one invent a 12-step program for pun-o-holics. Amen. :)
hey....all this guy needs to do is write a book full of anything that crosses his crazy head and we have a new religion....as valid of any of the others....
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Originally Posted by Ronin
And he can fake epilectic seizures frequently to say that god is "Speaking to him".
The problem with that is that he says hes God. And believes it just as much as the suckers in his church.
I don't see the problem.
On the bright side, at least the police will know who to drag in for questioning when some whacked out murderer tells them "God told me to do it." Mr. Miranda will soon learn why God hangs out in Heaven and not just across town.
I do hope that some day the law catches up with Mr. Miranda and that he gets read his Rights - his Miranda Rights. :yes:
isn´t a belief in something ludicrous the base for all religion?Quote:
Originally Posted by diablodelmar
is the man nuts? yes he is and so are his followers....but they believe in him...so...I guess that´s that
He´s certainly not the first to dreams such nonsence up..and he won´t be the last.
Hahaha I got banned from a forum that iv been visiting for a year because I posted somethign about this guy and ridiculed him and his followers. I guess one of the admins were one of his followers... My IP has been banned so I cant tell.
This is why he is so popular.Quote:
De Jesus preaches there is no devil and no sin. His followers, he says, literally can do no wrong in God's eyes.
He is in essence doing exactly the same thing that the majority of those who call themselves Christians today likewise do. That is, pretending that "inconvenient" parts of the Bible are false and can be called lies and not obeyed, as if God is "fine and dandy" with that. Telling himself and his followers exactly what they want to hear and that they should gratify themselves rather than what is the truth of God's Word. Telling each man that he can makeup and put faith in his own false "god" and that is just as good as obeying the real God (reality check: it's not).
He is not all that much worse than the majority of those claiming to be Christians nowadays. In the end, all of those who practice this way of life are going to end up with "De Jesus" even if they don't follow him "on paper" now.
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De Jesus preaches there is no devil and no sin. His followers, he says, literally can do no wrong in God's eyes.
Although believing in the devil and sin, doesn't the mainstream Baptist belief state you can pretty much do anything as long as you accept Jesus as your savior. I once had a long theological exchange with one that lasted over a year and it seemed very odd, but in their doctrince you can go Stalin on a bunch of people and as long as you accept Jesus, your soul is saved.Quote:
Originally Posted by Navaros
There is a comedian on TV. Carlos Mencias I think. He does racial/sex jokes but then says he is a devout catholic. He says that as long as he asks forgiveness, all is forgiven and he can go on saying sex jokes and making fun of races.
I think it's safe to say this guy is crazy.
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Originally Posted by holybandit
Yeah, he's awesome. However his premise is only true for celebrities and left wing politicians.
Much like yourself then with Gods teachings on how to fix dampness in a house or the slaughtering of animals :dizzy2:Quote:
That is, pretending that "inconvenient" parts of the Bible are false and can be called lies and not obeyed, as if God is "fine and dandy" with that.
Perhaps you should join him , then again since you have created your own church and religeon and called it Christianity maybe you are there already , though of course your recent flirtation with some the worse aspects of Islamic fundamentalism mean that it would have to be called fundychristymuslyfruitcakeism for accuracy .
BTW still no answer from you on which of the many versions of what is known as the bible is the one which you endorse as the true one eh:yes: ......though you clearly reject all the other churches bibles:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
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Originally Posted by Navaros
you are absolutely right!
I propose you go forth and smite this man!
*here´s hoping this kills 2 birds with 1 stone...*
I shall comfortably subscribe to that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ichigo