Manscaping

Allthough I don't really understand what Texas has to do with manscaping, it seemed like the only valid option.

Thus I voted Texas :2thumbsup:

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Didn't MRD or Strike do a thread like this in the Backroom? :inquisitive:

I mowed for the first time in about 6 months on Sunday, and that was just the front and part of the back lawn. I'll get back to it with the whipper snipper next weekend if I'm not too tired.

Am I doing it right?

Well, there's a gardening thread not 3 spots below this one in the Front Room as we speak. :idea2:

The only polls I have ever created are:
- Which way do you wipe?
-Which is your favorite ta-ta, left or right?
-have you ever crapped your pants?

I envision a short life for this poll n the front room.

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Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump

Well, there's a gardening thread not 3 spots below this one in the Front Room as we speak. :idea2:

The only polls I have ever created are:
- Which way do you wipe?
-Which is your favorite ta-ta, left or right?
-have you ever crapped your pants?

I envision a short life for this poll n the front room.

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Must have been Strike with the manscaping thread...

i take it all down Avatar style!

It grows itself. And when you have lots of cacti, you don't even need to worry about vermin eating everything, or about burglars trying to sneak in.

are you a girl?

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Originally Posted by The Stranger

are you a girl?

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Are you?

No, you're a manly man, who writes poetry. :tongue:

Tell you what though, I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley...:wink:

Nicely merged. :2thumbsup:

I have no idea what Manscaping is, and I don't want to know, because any word with "man" arbitrarily added on to the beginning is almost certainly part of a giant plot to emasculate men.

Keep my privates shaved, makes me feel like a porn-star.

I never scape anything - I am fearless and violent.

Okay, who's the prosimian who merged this thread with the gardening thread? Now I look like even more insane than usual...
As for THIS thread, I don't know what 'gah' represents, so I'm going for Texas.

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Originally Posted by Zradha Pahlavan

Okay, who's the prosimian who merged this thread with the gardening thread?

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Just trying to keep things neat and tidy. Which is very much appropriate for these two threads.

As long as we're on the topic of neat and tidy, by the way, how do Orgahs prefer their ladies? Natural, trimmed, depilated? And do you hold yourself to the same standard, or do you have a different notion of male versus female trimming?

I don't mind a little bit of fluff personally, I'll take stripe or any padding over an open flesh-wound every time.

Is there a term for thread necromancy via merging? Mergomancy? Necromerging?

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Originally Posted by Lemur

Just trying to keep things neat and tidy. Which is very much appropriate for these two threads.

As long as we're on the topic of neat and tidy, by the way, how do Orgahs prefer their ladies? Natural, trimmed, depilated? And do you hold yourself to the same standard, or do you have a different notion of male versus female trimming?

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Well as the old saying goes beggars can't be choosers

File me under no prefrence. I really don't care, I guess thats because in my generation most chicks do it anyway. I've never encountered a woman who had so much hair it turned me off or made me think twice.

I generaly trim as it's easy and doesn't take much time. I will say this though even women whom loved my chest hair seemed ambivalent about my ball fro.

Also considering I keep my head hair very short it's really easy just to move the trimmer south. (I clean it)

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Originally Posted by Fragony

I don't mind a little bit of fluff personally, I'll take stripe or any padding over an open flesh-wound every time.

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I don't care what everyone else says. I like you.

Not a single piece of grass should be found in my ladys garden. Tis my opinion that the grass draws the eye away from the rose, and that the grass just gets in the way of appreciating the rose.

In my garden, I get a whippersnipper out every day or two, just go around. Tis a private garden, rarely open to public (or private) viewing, so as long as the grass is not too long, I can live with it.

I take the trimmer to it, but I'm not a fanatic about it. Cut the grass too short and it itches, let it grow long it just looks and feels unkempt.

Regarding the ladies, trimmed is preferred, barren acceptable. Natural, not so much. The 70's are best forgotten...

It took me over two years to decide, but today I've voted for "Texas".

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Originally Posted by Lemur

how do Orgahs prefer their ladies? Natural, trimmed, depilated?

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Trimmed or depilated (as you so elegantly put it :beam:). Natural the % risk of hair stuck in teeth or under tongue increases to unacceptable levels.

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Originally Posted by Lemur

Just trying to keep things neat and tidy. Which is very much appropriate for these two threads.

As long as we're on the topic of neat and tidy, by the way, how do Orgahs prefer their ladies? Natural, trimmed, depilated? And do you hold yourself to the same standard, or do you have a different notion of male versus female trimming?

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Since you ask, and this being an anonymous forum, I might as well be frank.

For women, I don't really mind either way.

I may have a slight a preference for hair being present, trimmed down somewhat. Part of me feels like a paedophile when a woman is fully depilated. I just can't get used to it.
Please no landing strips, small stripes. That looks silly. And please no hair outside of the bikini line or on her behind.

Me, I slightly trim myself up front, and shave my behind. Wiping has felt so much more...'hygienic' ever since. Fortunately, I am not really all that hairy. Fairly light-skinned, with not all that much body hair. For some reason which I can't quite explain, I hate chesthair, so I don't leave any of that.



I once asked a girlfriend if she wouldn't mind to please use some tweezers to rid herself of some nasty, pitchblack hairs on her breasts. she didn't take kindly to it, but succumbed. I found it extremely off-putting. :shame:

Some hair is better, imho it takes the female dimensions out of proportion when there isn't any. A little bit is sexy. (Glad Playboy agrees with me)

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how do Orgahs prefer their ladies? Natural, trimmed, depilated?

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The 'Texas' option seems like the right pick for this one too.

I manscape myself, no waxing. I do this for a myriad of reasons, the two foremost being hygeine: after a long field problem it makes finding tics/fleas easier(though I've never found any thank god) and looks: a lot of girls seem to like it.

I also scape my backside as a previous poster said it's just more hygenicy feeling.

As for my women, I like trimmed and bald. All natural is not an option.

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Originally Posted by Andres

Allthough I don't really understand what Texas has to do with manscaping, it seemed like the only valid option.

Thus I voted Texas :2thumbsup:

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I have to agree with ya on this one, 'ole buddy. Although, like Kralizec, it did indeed take me more than a couple years to decide.

Mane, did I even have a garden back then? :laugh4:

i do not manscape.

I do manscape once a year. Nothing wrong with a little neatlyness. I am too very fond of pedicure. Those stuff beneath your nails can stink after a while.

I voted Texas - a little prairie here and there in the middle of barren waste.