Friendly neighborhood Spam thread

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Maybe an expansion for M2 centered around the Viking expansion throughout Europe. Instead of becoming princesses, daughters of named characters who show a potential for fighting can become shieldmaidens.

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I'm thinking of people like Boudicca, Joan d'Arc, Isabella of Lorraine, etc.

Boudica may be slightly too early for the Medieval era, considering her rebellion was against the Romans in Britain.

I agree about the rest, though.

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Originally Posted by Shieldmaiden

I'm thinking of people like Boudicca, Joan d'Arc, Isabella of Lorraine, etc.

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The famous Joan d'Arc was in the older M:TW as a "hero" general - basically a historical general who was scripted to appear at a certain date. A very interesting woman to play with, I can tell you - especially since she started with such an almighty command rating. If, when I gained her, she hadn't have died in her second epic battle against the English, she probably could have become something ever better than she already was. Such a shame she emerged in a unit of peasants.

Yeah, but someone said once "While playing Total War, you can rewrite History, so making scripted events is kind of nonsensical."

Of course, a campaign centered around the 100 years war with a Joan of Arc scripted event would be nice.

I understand what you mean Warmaster Horus. However, if the game was to develop some way of measuring more detailed and precise conditions for scripted generals to appear, then perhaps it could work to a more realistic and satisfactory standard.

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Originally Posted by Shieldmaiden

Hey, whats Latin for Spam?

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Spammius Frontroomus.

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Originally Posted by Pannonian

Spammius Frontroomus.

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My translation says:

Amigae Spamae threaem.~D

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The famous Joan d'Arc was in the older M:TW as a "hero" general - basically a historical general who was scripted to appear at a certain date.

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I must get MTW working on my PC :wall: (horrible battle lag, posted in the Apothecary).

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Boudica may be slightly too early for the Medieval era, considering her rebellion was against the Romans in Britain.

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Yep, I meant TW as a series. I wish we'd seen more scripted extras in Rome (Hannibal springs to mind) though it ends a little early for Boudicca's rebellion of 60AD-ish.

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Yeah, but someone said once "While playing Total War, you can rewrite History, so making scripted events is kind of nonsensical."

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True, could have scripted stuff triggered only if certain conditions are met though, change history enough and it never happens :dizzy2:

I just think it adds to the games - I love RTW, but it doesn't feel that historical compared to STW and MTW.

This thread needs more multilingual Spam :book:

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Originally Posted by Shieldmaiden

This thread needs more multilingual Spam :book:

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Regarde-moi ça. Pourquoi vous le proposez? Il y a un lien là déjà, quel est le nom...? Le lien "Parle ton propre langue?" Vous y avez été déjà? Ces gens-là parlont néerlandais dans ce lien, c'est tout là.

I like Spam...well, not E-mail spam, but the wonder meat Spam ain't that bad. Fry it up with some butter and onions...mmmmmm, Now I'm HUNGRY AGAIN!!!:help:

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P.S.

June 15, 2007 was the 792nd Anniversary of the signing of the Magna Carta! :smash:

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Originally Posted by Bijo

Regarde-moi ça. Pourquoi vous le proposez? Il y a un lien là déjà, quel est le nom...? Le lien "Parle ton propre langue?" Vous y avez été déjà? Ces gens-là parlont néerlandais dans ce lien, c'est tout là.

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Iz'edem ti čarape ako znam šta si rek'o.

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Originally Posted by Ichigo

It's not everyday a mod tells you to spam. I missed it. :shame:

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Yeah, same here. I missed all the fun :bigcry:

How about a Flemish faction in M2TW...?

There already is a Flemish Faction for M2TW, its a seperate mod, and in DLV.

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Originally Posted by Warluster

There already is a Flemish Faction for M2TW, its a seperate mod, and in DLV.

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There is? Guess I'll have to take a look in the mod section.

Thanks for the tip Warluster :bow:

I remember it has the word Lion in it, lol, just in case you have trouble finding it.

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Yeah, same here. I missed all the fun

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Cogito, ergo spam.

Did any of you people know that I am one of the many masters of the smam and why do you people like a flamish faction, what did they do for history?
Damn, I spell like badness.

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why do you people like a flamish faction, what did they do for history?

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Bacon? :brood:

And making Bacon is enough to be a M2TW faction? If so thwen I should rule that world of my place in time.

Spammmmmmmmm!

Now on another note, could someone at least PM a link to this "offending" thread to me?

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Originally Posted by CountArach

Spammmmmmmmm!

Now on another note, could someone at least PM a link to this "offending" thread to me?

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Here's a link to the thread in question.

Except by now normal users are refused access to it, no?

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Originally Posted by WarHeart88

Iz'edem ti čarape ako znam šta si rek'o.

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Τι;

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Originally Posted by Xehh II

Did any of you people know that I am one of the many masters of the smam and why do you people like a flamish faction, what did they do for history?
Damn, I spell like badness.

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1. Flanders was a very rich region during Medieval times. English wool was imported and transformed into wonderful tapestries.
2. They destroyed a very powerful French army (golden spurs) using "town militia"
3. The fist major trade routes in Europe during the Middle ages were between the Italian city states and Flanders.
4. They have very good beer.
5. En aangezien we hier ook in andere talen moeten communiceren Belgen (Flamingen) zijn soms net mensen.

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Originally Posted by Monsieur Alphonse

4. They have very good beer.

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Correction. VERY VERY VERY GOOD beer.

6) They invented the words "a-diddly" and "a-roony".

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Correction. VERY VERY VERY GOOD beer.

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Yes! :medievalcheers:

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