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I think he means it literally, as in they have slept in the same bed. People do that sometimes.
I estimate my pre-marital activities as somewhere in the high twenties or low thirties. I'd have to really think about it; I never made any effort to quantify these things. I guess that number could move higher, but probably no lower. Best to be conservative with sexual estimates, right?
ICLADOLLABOJADALLA! He means he's been to bed with her literally and not had sex with her.
That's remarkable, noble even.
Wish I was that lucky, never slept with a woman I wasn't attracted to. Actually there was one, we went out, got drunk, she started hitting on me. I told her I was not attracted to her (what a n00b I was). She got up ON the bar dancing and started to ask guys out loud if anyone thinks she's sexy. She complained to everyone that I won't screw her coz I'm not attracted to her LOOOOL!. Just TRY to picture the look on my face when she did this! BUAHAHA! Needless to say this was working absolute miracles in the panties of all the young hotties in the bar, I had a freakin stunning awesome entourage in 2 minutes, such is the beauty of female psychology. Obviously almost all the guys went ape and she got tons of attention. Anyhow after this truly amazing relvelation on how sore a woman can get just coz you won't screw her, we went back to my place. Rather she escorted me back and pushed herself in through the door. Too drunk to do anything about it I just walked in and collapsed on my bed. We woke up and had sex ANYWAY, Great! so much for not saying no to drugs! never waste a morning boner! Those are counted, you only get one of those a day.
Obviously if I'm attracted to her, then it's happening. If not she's most welcome to sleep on the couch. I prefer to sleep alone anyway :P I used to real sweet like that too, I'd let women sleep over (on my couch!), but after a (very long) while I started to realise the whole friends thing is just not working for me. What was happening was that girls would think I'm not interested in them, that's why they literally have to beg for sex. Ofc I was interested but was just too much of a gentleman to realise when to switch off my Dalai Lama syndrome.
Lemur I think it depends on the company you're in. Most guys don't feel comfortable talking about how many when in the company of other women, maybe because they imagine women would'nt like it. I used to think that too, but obviously most women don't think badly of it. Seems to be a plus, you're more experienced, if other women want you or have you then they figure you must be something worth having. In some cultures women expect you to have experience before you approach them. They use it as a qualifier "How many girls have you had ? I like experienced men."
It's interesting to note that gay men behave the same way, if they see a hetro guy with a woman or a gay couple who's in deep emotionally, they immediately fire up.
Voted 3-10. But hey, I'm 21 and I've been with the same chick for nearly 3 years...
But then... I actually have no idea how many partners I've had. There's alcohol involved, and that leads to memory loss. I know of 5 definite ones(of which 3 were long term), others may or not have been a score... Might have ended with sleeping by myself, might have stopped with just a Clinton...
Oh, and then there is this Norwegian celebration, called the "Russetid". 3 weeks of drunkness, drunk driving and drunk sexing... Outside too, so I usually wandered off and got lost away from my friends, usually waking up in a ditch somewhere. Oh, and one time I woke up in my own bed with a big black hole of nothing in my head. Then I got up, and noticed quite a few long, black hairs on my wee-wee(and I'm blond and short)... Did something happen there? No idea, the only obervation of me after 23-ish was a friend who saw me tumbling around on a parking lot around 0200, falling over every few steps...
EDIT: Actually, that's 5 definite scores, plus 2 definite Clintons.
Good story !
I guess that's a bit like they do in Denmark as well. That is WILD, last time I was in Copenhagen there were full army trucks of girls in nothing but bras and underwears taunting everyone, rubbing their butts right in your face. Incredible ! That was hot. The guy I was with, who is a Dane was laughing at my reaction, I was like YESSSSSSS! I've been googling for some vids to post but did'nt find any good ones.
I agree. Kudos to the fellas that are deliberately holding out- between hormones and peer pressure, it aint easy. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinan
Take the numbers for each option and move them all up one notch except the zero, which stays in place. All the 1-3's move down to zero.
Now you have somewhat accurate numbers. :yes:
Discretion is the better part of valour. Bad taste to discus sexual partners imho. Hate having to sit through a conversation about sex especially if it is between women.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinan
0 and not sure what to think of it ~:)
A. same thing happened to me, which is why i hit 18 before meeting my current girlfriend of several years.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinan
C. i game a fair bit; hour and a half a night on average.
D. i spend way way too much time reading.
Okay, so I'm refreshingly average. Ran out of fingers but didn't need to take both socks off :laugh4:
The usual mixed bag of one night stands, long-term committed relationships, just-friends-but-we're-feeling-lonely, extra-marital affairs etc etc, interspersed with long bouts of celibacy when I get fed up of it all :clown:
One benefit of getting older is your hormones hassle you a lot less :2thumbsup:
I just want to know who the two gentlemen are who cracked over a 100 clams, and how close they are to the 300 scale. Seems like we have two real predators here, common don't be shy, naturally you aren't so WHO are you? :yes:
Surely, Fragony, I expected you'd be asking who's the other one :laugh4:
How sexually promiscous am I ?
As much as possible every living day. :sunny::canada:
Ohhh, question was in your life, thought he meant since the last time you logged on :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by macsen rufus
:laugh4: :laugh4: Touche!Quote:
Ohhh, question was in your life, thought he meant since the last time you logged on
Some where whores though which didnt take any effort. Also I am assuming this means oral sexual encounters as well? I voted based on that assumption so my number is elevated to include those as well.
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Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
"We've done 'it' as in 'gone to see Transformers', i've just never had sex with her."
Also, sex is wildly overrated. It is awesome, but it is way better to date one girl and watch tons of porn when she's not around. It get's you prepared to be a husband and father.
My best man probably breaks your poll. We stopped counting his 'conquests' around the 150 mark and that was several years ago. I would estimate that he's close to breaking the 300 mark now, and he's only 28 years old. How does that happen, I hear you ask? Here's how it happens:
1) Lives in NYC.
2) Goes out to bars, clubs, and restaurants very regularly.
3) Has a British accent.
4) Dresses extremely well.
5) Is handsome.
6) Is a very successful investment banker.
7) Owns 2 apartments in NYC and drives a Porche.
8) Spends money like it's going out of style.
He's a great guy, as good a friend as a man could ask for, just don't let him date your sister.
We got one of those at well, true chick magnet. We love him but when you go out with him you know you are second choice. The funny thing is, all he wants is his rather plainlooking but incredibly nice and funny girlfriend, the only one he has ever been with as far as I know, he wouldn't apreciate it if I asked. We are rather discrete, never talk about sex with my firends. At party's someone gets the bug and everyone pretends they didn't notice.
That's a good question, and would change my category/count as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Odin
@ Tincow - That's... impressive, and scary. Wonder how many STD's he's racked up??
AFAIK, none, which is a miracle given his inconsistent use of condoms. I've talked to him multiple times about getting checkups, and he seems to do so every six months or so, but either he's really lucky or he's lying to me. Knowing him as well as I do, I doubt the latter. To be fair, as odd as it may sound, he doesn't tend to pick up 'tramps' or the type of women you would usually expect to transmit STDs. They all tend to be smart or talented in some manner, such as business executives or Russian ballerinas (well, ballerina singular, AFAIK). I am certainly stereotyping here, but it seems to me that they are probably a safer bet on the health issues than more 'trashy' pick-ups. Even so, it's a veritable miracle that he's clean.Quote:
Originally Posted by Whacker
Ah, ballerinas ...Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCow
Zero, unfortunatly. :shame: Being the *insert age* (26 currently) yearold virgin is really starting to bother me.
0. I never really talk to girls, which cannot be considered as anything else than step 0.5; at least considering that I am hetero. ~;)
Still at zero. I think I must be hideously ugly, since I'm intelligent, funny, not very shy* and party quite a lot (with girls).
...Or maybe it's because I'm never serious, don't care about anything, a total bastard and insult everyone around me?
*There's a difference between being asocial and shy. I can talk to people and even be nice if I force myself to, I just don't want to.
Whoo...
how many at zero here..
Well, not.Quote:
...Or maybe it's because I'm never serious, don't care about anything, a total bastard and insult everyone around me?
Just don't take it all that seriously, it's just fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by lars573
@ TinCow... The poll has an option 300 or more, so he can fit in, anyone can. I have seen some guys, specially since I joined a movement for improving your lifestyle and hence success with women, who rank above 150. They pick up women absolutely anywhere. They go out and they get laid (speaking of which I AM LEAVING MY PC FOR THE NIGHT AFTER THIS POST!!!!). Money, looks, success are important but they are NOT essential. There are so many examples of hot, rich women dating absolutely average guys.
You do not have to have material possessions in order to be very successful with women. There is a lot of hope for us normal average guys.
It's motivating for me to post this as it helps me see myself, and encourages me. Hope that some guys can benefit from it, and motivates some of you too. We men we are brothazzz!!!
This morning, after gaming the whole night again, w000tles!!!! GREAT way to start a day, all zombie like. I decided to get some breakfast from the local supermarket, they make great roast chicken nice and fresh, delicious potato an vegetable bake. I walk in out of the -4C cold outside, happy as a parrot in love! whistling & singing the song "Du Hast Den Schönsten Arsch Der Welt" (<-link) "You have the best ass in the world" in German, that stuff is MONEY!. Anyway I had it in the back of my mnd that I wanna go out tonight with a hot babe! so my eagle eyes radar was on! I was happy, because I spent yet another night gaming ! NOOOO! Dangnabitty!. I was disturbed that I did, but I was happy anyway, had this great vibe going. I walk in almost every single woman is giving me approach invitations, look at me baby ! come here ! I did'nt shower since yesterday, was wearing dirty nike trackpants, red Fruit of the Loom hoodie, no t-shirt undeneath (HOLY shizzle it was COLD!), hair was a mess, hadn't brushed my teeth yet this morning (at that time), my nike sneakers which I use to go running and gym in, didn't shave in 3 days, wearing a cheap black fleece jacket which I got as a 'gift' from a bank I worked for. Think porcupine. I'm smelling like GOLD! I'm feeling like gold ! Almost done with my food, I see this blonde on the phone looking at the shelves, with what looks like some lunch in her basket. She looks cold, her cheeks are red & flushed. Good sign of vitality ! I think wow ! THIS is it! I'm IN! Hang on, she's on the phone... I ignore, go about my business. Finish packing my basket with loads of gaming food (Hey I can game this afternoon... ohhhhh noooezz! where's my medication) and head to the counter. Then I think WAIT !!! get her number ! I look eagle eyes but looking totally careless, there she is walking up to pay. YIPPEEE YAY!!!! fine blonde, fit, wearing all designer clothes, obviously well off, about 30, successful, intelligent looking office girl. I'm looking at her, OH oh ! I look away before she knows I noticed her. What's her name ??? BANG! I call her HotBabe OfficeGirl ! I'm thinking how delicious the icing on our wedding cake will be !!! We're getting married and I get to kiss the bride !!! (lol) I'm PUMPING to GO ! 2 seconds to mission launch. Here we go troops! LOCK & LOAD ! We rolling !!! Whoops did I say 2 seconds ? HELL 2 seconds are gone kinda fast... WE ROLLING NOW !
Me: Du hast der .... singing you have the best ass in the world....
Hot Babe OfficeGirl: Looking at me, puts phone in her pocket.
Me: Dei dan da da dei dan da !!!
HBOfficeGirl: Smiling !!!
Me: Dei dan da da dei dan da !!! ... Du Hast Den Schönsten Arsch Der Welt ... this song is AWESOME ! I LOVE it !
HBOfficeGirl: hahahhaha (cracks up)
Me: Hey don't they say GOOD MORNING in your country ???!!!!
(i'm vibing, voice projection all the way, everyone in the supermarket can hear me, I'm smiling playfully)
HBOfficeGirl: hahahahhahahehehhahhaha Totally cracking herself up. HBOfficeGirl: Well GOOOOOD MORNING! (whole supermarket can hear her, she's voice projecting back to me! we got our thing going!!!)
Me: (This is the moment that it hits me hard. My heart steps up a few beats, blood is rushing to my face and throughout my body. I'm primed for action. In that moment I'm becoming intoxicated by her beauty. With her eyes, her hair, her smell she's pulling me to her. I'm getting attracted to her big time. HELP! Does anyone know how to say CRUD! I hear a LOUD voce in my head saying CRUD!!!! WAKE UP !!!. I snap! Pheeew that was close, almost lost it to my emotions there.)
Me: (immediate recovery! HOOAAAH!) blabalalalalablabla UTTER NONSENSE about how I'm an underwear model for Bjorn Borg and I love how this chick in that song is singing about my ass !.... (I move my ass in a slow and controlled circular thrust).... blabllaaablaaahhh
Her: Laughing her Arsche OFF! (looking at my ass!)
Me: thinking (there is probably nothing more beautiful than seeing a woman happy and to hear her laugh. It is the best thing in the world!)
Her: BLOWS OPEN like a stunning white orchid in sunlight... it's ok ! I have a job I like. I work just around the corner for this shipping company... blahblaaaablablaba...
Me: blaaaaablababla... Oh you ship all the stuff for this supermarket ? No wonder they never have food on their shelves (lol!)
Her: giggles, we ship everything pretty much, including some *her phone rings, methinks (PLEASE Lord don't, don't do this to me !) I look at her as if I'm leaving if she answers it, I start turning away, she hits the ignore button & it goes to voicemail!!!* *she touches me on the arm! I turn slightly lookin over my shoulder, touch her back hold for a second and then push her hand off my arm*... we ship some... *pause* ...food items as well. (giving me hot eyes, oh oh the blood is flowing DOWNARDS! ouch ! this could get embarassing, I'm wearing track pants!)
Me: (Damm don'think about sex you F00L! WOW! she's telling ME about HER job like she's qualifying herself... daaaaaammmm babe you're so done! oopsy... I'm thinking about sex... !)
Me: Hey you're fun AND you seem serious ALSO. I like that. (clear statement of interest time to pay her back for being a good girl)
(FECK! Something bad happens.... I almost say she's beautiful AAARRRGGG Don't do it ! Thankfully I shut my mouth before saying that utter n00b line, imagine how many times a day she gets told she's beautiful.)
Her: *blushes* Really ? nobody says that, people find me very quiet.
Me: (now I KNOW I'm IN !!! I'm like freaking out inside)
Me: Yeah really ! I had fun talking to you... you're confident & talkative... but I'm still hoping to see some food here next time otherwise I know who to blame!. (smiling playfully)
Her: laughs !
Me: *paid, packing my stuff almost leaving*
Her: Smiling, moving a little left & right. She's a little nervous. She's looking at my fleece 'jacket' (if it's a jacket it's supposed to keep you warm right ?) it's got the name of the bank I used to work for.
Me: Yeah got it at a bank party... was a great place to work... So how's your day looking ?
Her: Pretty good, not expecting too much work in the late afternoon. Should be off at a reasonable time. Will still have to east at my desk for lunch though. Got a few ... blaaaaaaahhblah blahhhh (babe who cares about all that ?)
Me: I know this winebar I think you'd like called ------, I'm going there for a little winetasting & snacks tonight around 21:00.
Her: Hey I know that place, never been there but heard it's great.
Me: *hand her my phone* HTC TYTN (the real deal bros!!!)
She: *looks at it like huh ?*
She: Wow what's that ? is that a phone ?!?
Me: UTTER STUPIDITY... about how it's actually from the Matrix and Neo gave it to me as a present... blabablablaaahh... *Cashier is looking at her and smiling*
Her: HAHAHAHHAHAHA !
Me: *show her how to input her name, I move close, body contact, she stays and doesn't move away, she leans into me* (HOLY SMOKING SALMON!!!) I delete her name to make her do it again & to give her that feeling like she might still lose me.
Me: Give me your number, I'll call you around 20:30.
Her: *types in her name again & number*
Me: Great ! Talk to you later... was nice meeting ya (OMG really did say that, wha a KKKnob!) *winks*
5 minutes later I SMS her (making sure she gave me her real number & to demonstrate that I'm no slacker): "So this is one of those phonesex lines eh ???" (one's where you pay like 2 Euro a minute to hear some chick moan, UTTER RIPOFF!). She immediately answers back before I can put the phone in my pocket. BASHI BAZOOOKS ! My hands are freezin! I fumble with the phone... This is weather for PINGUINS!!! ... she answers "HAHA! no way ! it's me ! HBOfficeGirl. Is it 20:30 yet ?" I answer back "Wow! SO straightforward ! ;)" she: "Yeah, like you! ;)"
wwwwwwhhhaaaattt ???!!! silly girl! :smash:
I think of my Dad, he'd be so proud of me. I LOVE you Dad, for many things, but for teaching me that as a man it's my responsibility to take initiative, I really love you.
Anyway I'm outta here, no gaming for me tonight! OHHHHH NOOOOO !!!! I wanna play but I AM forcing myself to SHUT DOWN my machine..... NOW!
Yes, I do mean it that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
My turn to ask what you mean by that. :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff
Lets just say I agree with that, and not go into any details, shall we?Quote:
Also, sex is wildly overrated. It is awesome, but it is way better to date one girl and watch tons of porn when she's not around. It get's you prepared to be a husband and father.
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