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After some not so extensive research, I have discovered that when offered, most men prefer to receive dollars than dong. Women, however, being less financially minded, seem to welcome the dong. Though, I suppose one can get a lot of dong for one's buck...
So guys, will Ho be more receptive to the dong or wait until the dollar firms up to pre-inflationary volumninosity?
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NB:what have I done to give DD this thread idea? :sweatdrop:
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Horrible blow to the dollar.
Is this thread for joking or for serious discussion? :dizzy2: :inquisitive:
Some take the dong very seriously.....Quote:
Originally Posted by DukeofSerbia
Plus some of us currency speculators want to know whether to go short or long on the dong.
Whatever you do, don't go down on the dong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir
While one may be circumspect at the idea of investing, the dong is a snip at 1/16000 of a dollar, and it's no skin off your teeth if the dong goes up or down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir
I bow down to the dollar realising it satisfies where 15999 dongs fail.
Wouldn't it be more like 50 dollars satisfies a dong? Errmm...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
Also, Master Dave, I salute you and this most epic of epic threads. May it's star burn brightly, until the mods gas this into oblivion.
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As long as the dong doesn't create friction with the chocolate starfish the gases will remain unlit. :inquisitive: :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Whacker
Gawd this thread reminds me more of how the org used to be...:2thumbsup:
A dong time ago, in a malady far, far away...Quote:
Originally Posted by Papewaio
All we would need right now is Soly to post a vietnamese model, half naked, holding some of her home country currency, then IT WOULD be like old times.:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Papewaio
For the very first time in Orgah history, I would like to share a picture of my dong. Yes, it's thick. Yes, it's wrinkled. Yes, it fits in my pants, usually on the left. Behold and be amazed.
You only a 30 dong man Lemur? I got a 10, 000 dong in my pants somewhere! :sweatdrop: :laugh4:
Compensating for something IA? ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Ouch! I hope that wasn't in the backpocket of the pants... :oops: :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Forgive me if I have come [to a] prematurely [conclusion], but 1 dollar is more worth than some 16 thousand dong?Quote:
Originally Posted by Whacker
Honestly I'm not sure my friend, it would seem that we'd have to ask Dave or Lemur who seem to be experts on the dong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
Please explain how and why you are able to fit 10,000 dongs in your pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
It amuses me to read this thread in light of that dong is slang for condom in Norwegian. :laugh4:
To be franc, as a speculator, I wouldn't want the dong to get anywhere near the the colon, not for real anyway. Though some may have the yen for it, I'd rather have a kip.
Strange... people are willing to pay many dollars for my dong...
All this talk about the dong...personally, I'm more concerned with My Ding A Ling.
I would ask Lemur, it appears that he has more dong in my pants than I do. But atleast I have enough self respect not to post a picture of it on the net... jeeez:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Whacker
Some people in this thread just seem to love dongs.
Why do you hate freedom?
And that dong is slang for penis in the US, UK and its penal colonies. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
Hah! You said penal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Papewaio
https://img410.imageshack.us/img410/...griffinqs6.jpg
I have this urge to assault Peter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vladimir
I don't know about the dong. I know that some countries don't use the decimal system in their currencies. Some just add extra zeros. That's why they use larger numbers.
For example,
1 dollar = 109 Japanese yen
1 dollar = 949 Korean won
Thus a 109 yen or a 949 won is very low to the Japanese and the Koreans, not just the Americans.
The Japanese use
https://i179.photobucket.com/albums/...88/etc/yen.jpg
like an American uses a 50 dollar bill,
and the Koreans use
https://i179.photobucket.com/albums/...88/etc/won.jpg
like an American uses a 10 dollar bill.