Ahhh, I love Panzer General...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramses II CP
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Ahhh, I love Panzer General...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramses II CP
...you see a cute little, red-haired viking boy rubbing his nose on the OTHER side of the battlefield...
When you build up armies to beat the Mongol Hordes...and said army is beaten.
In three turns.
you forget to press the pause button before going to the loo and the battle is going to decide the control of your last city :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :oops:
You are the most adept swordsmen on the planet, you belong to a company of soldiers even a spartan looks small to, you have the greatest of all great generals commanding you...
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when warband is 2 units of leginaries :furious3: :furious3:
When your adviser give you his resignation, and asks for a letter of recommendation for your enemy.
When, after a decisive battle, you wake up in a camp, which is full of people, who talk in some strange foreign language.:dizzy2:
Question: suppose you were Seleukid fighting Ptolemaioi? both spoke Greek.:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbarian
well, one knows when they lose the battle when one of the following occur:
1-one finds he's cowering behind the capital's wall, and under a bunker and commits suicide with Cyanide and a pistol:skull: :skull: .
2-your best general's head is on the lance of a pantodapoi, or other peasant.
3-your city/ best army is now a crater.
4-when ten stacks of one's best soldiers are slaughtered by a single UNIT of inepreienced and untrained patodapoi/ peasants.:wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: :wall: .
5-the leader wakes up (or dug up) after a decisive batlle and hears tanze-metal.
6-Khalid ibn-alwalid is your enemy:help: (see wikipedia).
7-I'm your enemy:laugh4: ~;) .
8-the 300 are your enemy.
9-the death star is your enemy.
10-Dick Chaney is appointed advisor.
11-one has sligers and the enemy has Tiger tanks or M1A1 Abrams tanks.
12-the leader requested a red shirt and brown pants with a gold front.:laugh4:
13-when you have an appointment with Armin Meiwes (look up on wikipedia too).
14-you hear the breathing of darth Vader.
You know when you have lost the war when...
You see the defeat screen.
LOL..Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
Dang it! missed that one....
...theres a large wooden horse being dragged into the city!
When the enemy has a guy that wears a red cape, can fly, and has lasers for eyes.
...when you find yourself watching a repeat of poirot. :shame:
Who is Poirot? would that be the detective?Quote:
Originally Posted by mrdun
...when enemy's arrows blot out the sun
When you hear that someone has kicked one of your diplomats down a well.
...you are more bothered about school work than playing the game.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quixote
You know you've lost when you the allies facing me on D Day on Panzer General. I think the Allies had a army of two million if I rember correctly.
If history went like that game, they would of lost all 2 million men, and there entire airforce.
AI in wargames tend to suck LOL
..Brennus decided he likes Rome and will not accept a bribe.
when your killed...by friendly fire:rolleyes:
That actually happened to me.... as the Julii I abandoned Iuvavum because it was just plain crappy, but instead of turning rebel it became a Dacian town with a whole stack of gold-chevroned peasants with silver weapons. Set me back for at least ten years, that did. :furious3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Genaral Julis
your mearly hear them say they check norris on there side, and a mexican baby flys infront your face from the distance, them you see your reinforcement flying over head, and then some wierd fog with a tiny dark bit at the front of it, then you know its all over
You defeat a huge army of triple gold chevron cataphracts and Urban Legionaries, then it says "Level 2" and 3 triple gold chevron yubtseb elephants, 9 triple gold chevron Urban Legionaries, and 5 triple gold chevron cataphracts appear up