Giraffe Conspiracy [Concluded]

Caius is lynched. Right? Right? Good (really need a tally next time...)

At the end of the day, it was Caius who are to be expelled.

‘Caius do you realise the seriousness of this crime that you commited?’

Caius didn’t answer. He kept staring at his desk ignoring the teacher.

‘Caius. Im asking you. For your sake its best to confess’

Caius suddenly seemed to have reacted to this question. Teacher saw his two round eyes sparkling, he even smiled warmly at the teacher.

‘Sir. How much do you earn each year?’ he finally said. Leaving the teacher very confused.

‘Well I’m not sure, to be honest.’
‘You do know that law states that you have to pay up the income taxes to the government yes?’
‘Uh huh’
‘Well I work for the Financial department in our government and I discovered that you haven’t payed the tax for almost 7 year…’
‘Get out’

Alive Players 5/10
FactionHeir
woad&Fangs
Sarathos
Andres
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly
Caius

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen

Better Expelled than Giraffed.

Night 3

Factionheirwas walking on the street with his groceries in his hands. The wallet that his mother gave to buy Bacons, Breads, Eggs and Roast Chicken for dinner is now emptied and his bag which should be occupied by those stuff was occupied by Barbeque flavour, Chicken flavour, Sour cream onion flavour, Cheese flavoured chips. Factionheir had no idea what was about to happen to him. He didnt think that his mommy will spank him:whip: (FH didnt know that child care exist) and ofcause he had no idea that Giraffe boy would pop up right in front of him.

'Hey' Said the boy who randomly popped out of nowhere.
'Hey' replied Factionheir. He noticed that the boy look somewhat familiar. 'arent you that boy from the school.. wait what was your name again? Ummm'
'Factionheir' the boy said. His voice had some which stopped Factionheir from saying anything. 'I need you to decide in haste. This is a life or death situation. My life. Your families life and this planets life depends on your shoulder'

Factionheir didnt know what to say. He lived his life in shadows not bothering anyone and not getting bothered. He just couldnt believe what the boy just told him.

'Factionheir. You must decide. Either live your life as the destroyer of the earth. Or join us and save this earth from evil. Who are you Factionheir? Are you a demon who can turn everything to fire and ashes or hero who could lend us a hand?'

Factionheir being a submissive but nice guy had no other option but to answer 'if there is anything I could do to help you and my family... I guess ill do it...'
'Great Factionheir! Now listen carefully. Here is what I want you to do.'
'Yes. Tell me now'
'Factionheir. You have powers. And this incarnation only, YES only you could chant this incarnation with magical powers. You are the chosen boy. One in every hundred years.'
'Yes. I see.'
'You must chant this no matter what happens. If you get spanked by your mum, if you get expelled from school, if that teacher treats you like a freak. You must not stop whispering this incarnation.'
'Yes YES!!'
'Here it goes. ibilivdatzebra r jiraffe. z iz four ziraffe and ziraffe is good.'
'That it?'
'Yes now your mummy, your family and your teacher could stop you. BUt you must not listen to them because they are soldier of the evil side and they are being used. If you keep chanting they will become free of the evil spell.'
'Really?'
'Well what are you waiting for? CHANT!'

Factionheir didnt stop. Infact when he finally stopped chanting was when his daddy started spanking instead of his mummy:whip:

But at least he was able to cast the spell on to the evil teacher.

'ibilivdatzebra r jiraffe. z iz four ziraffe and ziraffe is good. I believe that zebra are giraffe. z is for giraffe and giraffe is good.'

Well if successful casting means making the teacher pale, it was a great success.

Alive Players 4/10
woad&Fangs
Sarathos
Andres
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly
Caius

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen
Factionheir

Important messege. This is the last chance for town because next night mafia gets 2 kills. Good luck!!

I just have a feeling that Sarathos is innocent, while Andres isn't giving anything away at the movement, so.......

Vote: Woad&Fangs

Actually I'm not sure about Sarathos anymore, he's ultra defensive tactics makes him look like a mafia evem when he's not. I've been wandering how I stayed alive for this long, possibily because I haven't accused the mafia yet. It could either be Sarathos or Woad.....

That was a short night phase.:dizzy2:

Does anyone know of a game where Sarathos was a mafioso? Andres seems perfectly normal to me.

Vote: QJC for now but I might change to sarathos after I give the game a readthrough.

Sarathos hasn't been active during the 8 hours between day and night phase so he's obviously innocent. Andres is invisible so can't tell. So my guess its either woad or Quintus.

Considering the early kills were often trying to frame me (consider outcomes of drunken laywers and doctor mafia) and only when I made myself obviously innocent did I get killed, you guys make a decision.

Sarathos could have asked Beefy to kill FH earlier.

I would vote Woad/QJC.

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Originally Posted by Quintus.J.Cicero

Actually I'm not sure about Sarathos anymore, he's ultra defensive tactics makes him look like a mafia evem when he's not

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There I have a bad habit of doing that, I allows seem to get myself lynched. But really how do you defend yourself when accused? I always post what I think is a dignified response but for some reason it never really holds up. Being ultra-defenisve is just me, I am always just a little too edgey.

I will Vote:Abstain, as I don't have a hard case of anyone and random voting won't really help at this point.

Well my vote's going to stay where it is. Sarathos was inactive during the night phase and upon rereading the thread I don't really get any scummy vibes coming from Andres.

Maybe because he hardly posted?

I've gotten the feeling that he's busy in real life. Besides everyone is being kind of quiet.

Don't have time to do a full re read. I believe Sarathos is innocent, so it has to be Quintus or w&f.

Vote : w&f

I'm starting to think its Andres. He doesn't usually do this.

Right now i'm Thinking Andres And QC.
They seem the most supsicous from the side line.

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Originally Posted by Andres

Don't have time to do a full re read. I believe Sarathos is innocent, so it has to be Quintus or w&f.

Vote : w&f

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You don't have time to do a full read but you'll break a tie on the last day:dizzy2:

Unvote: QJC; Vote: Andres

Maybe FactionHeir was right. That just screams scummy to me.

Unvote: Woad&Fangs

Sarathos is innocent, if it isn't him or me, then it must be Andres or Woad. I was happy to see Woad lynched but Andres' awfully suspicious vote has given me a change of heart, but I still cann't decide which one of them is the giraffe kid.

Where the hell is Sarathos, we need a deciding vote. :whip:

What the hey.......

Vote: Andres

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Originally Posted by Quintus.J.Cicero

Where the hell is Sarathos, we need a deciding vote

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I have already voted, but ok.
Unvote, Vote:Woads
This makes it even, so since we have an extended night phase, any last minute information?

Tally
Andres: 2 (Waods, Quintus)
Woads&Fangs: 2 (Sarathos, Andres)

Sorry if I made any ultra short Night phase. Not on purpose. Just need to do it when ever I got a chance and since that time is not stable I forget how long it was since the last phase...

Since its the last round allow me to extend this for another 9-10 hours.

Until then....

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Originally Posted by Sarathos

I have already voted, but ok.
Unvote, Vote:Woads
Sorry mate.

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Why do you think I am more scummy than Andres?

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Originally Posted by Woads&Fangs

Why do you think I am more scummy than Andres?

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I don't really, but since Andres has been so inactive I find it hard to believe it is him. Unless he is taking a lesson from Makaikhaan...And since you are always active, you are quite the valid suspect. But like I said it is tied, sonow is your time to support your innocence or to confess, which ever you wish.....

Will you be merciful if I confess:laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Woads&Fangs

Will you be merciful if I confess

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Being the nice guy I am, I just might. But I can't guaratee anyone else will be, especially that Quintus, he's a meany...:clown:

Well in that case...

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Role: Mafia
Goal: Eliminate the Townies

You are one of the 9 innocent preschool kid in the class. Your future is bright. You dream to be famous, rich and successful...and make people believe that Giraffes are Zebras. Your aim is to eliminate the town to avoid that happening.

Good luck

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Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Looks like I have to give the thread another read through:wall:

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Originally Posted by woad&fangs

Well in that case...

Role: Mafia
Goal: Eliminate the Townies

You are one of the 9 innocent preschool kid in the class. Your future is bright. You dream to be famous, rich and successful...and make people believe that Giraffes are Zebras. Your aim is to eliminate the town to avoid that happening.

Good luck

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Looks like I have to give the thread another read through:wall:

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QFT.

EDIT: LOL at W&F.

The role pm doesnt make sense, it has a part which is true... and the other is false: and make people believe that Giraffes are Zebras. Your aim is to eliminate the town to avoid that happening. The PM doesnt match. Your scum.

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Originally Posted by Caius

The role pm doesnt make sense, it has a part which is true... and the other is false: and make people believe that Giraffes are Zebras. Your aim is to eliminate the town to avoid that happening. The PM doesnt match. Your scum.

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Thats what he is trying to say, didn't you read the title of his pm...
Though granted his pm doesn't make sense, then again Beefy generally doesn't make a lot of sense. But perhaps he is innocent and was hoping someone would pick up this fake mafia pm. I wouldn't really go down the track of Woads just being bad at faking pm's, that just isn't him. Even if he did, why would he fake a mafia pm and get himself lynched...? Doesn't really make sense.

Then again, if you think about it, the mafia's role to convince people that Zebra's are Giraffes. In woads&fangs pm it says that he is to kill the town to avoid people thinking Giraffes aren't Zebra's, the pm just isn't word that well. Though through further analyizing, considering that the pm doesn't make all that6 much sense, I really do believe that it is just Beefy's writing style.

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Originally Posted by Sarathos

then again Beefy generally doesn't make a lot of sense.

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Thats ok Sarathos. I hate you too :smash:

Dont mean to rush you guys but if you can actually change the vote so someone gets lynched that will be greatly appreciated. Otherwise its gonna get extended for another 12-24 hours...

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Originally Posted by Sarathos

Being the nice guy I am, I just might. But I can't guaratee anyone else will be, especially that Quintus, he's a meany...:clown:

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Hey, I am not! ~:(

Woad looked more likely because of Andres' inactivity, but Andres' last post really made me think again.

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Originally Posted by Quintus.J.Cicero

Hey, I am not!

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Of course your not, I was joking. And what is so suspious about Andres last post?

Someone freagin die! Choose either Andres or Woad

Andres has been active enough in the Brothel though, so what's your opinion Sarathos, are you 100% sure that Andres is the innocent and W&F is the mafia?

If no-one is willing to budge then I will, unlike most mafia games this isn't a matter of life and death (being expelled is rather different than murdered by an angry mob). So......

Unvote:Andres
Vote:Woad&Fangs

We need to see some result soon.

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Originally Posted by Quintus.J.Cicero

If no-one is willing to budge then I will, unlike most mafia games this isn't a matter of life and death (being expelled is rather different than murdered by an angry mob). So......

Unvote:Andres
Vote:Woad&Fangs

We need to see some result soon.

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Something says me that Quintius has fooled us.

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The voting in the first round is normally completely random.

So no vote from me yet.

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A first round Abstain

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I got lynched, but that was in a different game...

I'm trying not to do anything stupid, it got me lynched before, so I'll try to keep quieter this time.

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An admission that he is trying to avoid being lynched.

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Sarathos always seems so ultra-defensive, this is attracting alot of attention on him and I don't think a smart mafia would do that, but is he a daring mafia?

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WIFOM

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What the hey.......

Vote: Andres

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Breaks the tie once

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If no-one is willing to budge then I will, unlike most mafia games this isn't a matter of life and death (being expelled is rather different than murdered by an angry mob). So......

Unvote:Andres
Vote:Woad&Fangs

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Breaks the tie twice

and none of his other posts seem to have much substance to them. That seems scummier to me than Andres' posts.

So
Unvote: Andres; Vote QJC

I agree woad. But your pusing just a little bit too hard on Quintus.
Your seeming quite scummy yourself. although if I was still alive i'd vote Quintus

Hey, I'm still a rather inexperienced mafia player you know. ~:wacko:

I always thought that Sarathos was innocent, so its down to you two. It could be Andres or you. I broke the tie because Sarathos didn't seemed to budge, this game can't go on forever. And besides I could of easily have lynched Woad and won the game if I was the giraffe kid. So i'm not the mafia, but if you really want to lynch me then go ahead. It's not like I've never been expelled from class before. :shrug:

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Originally Posted by woad&fangs

A first round Abstain

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Votes in the first tend to be completely random, the chance of lynching the mafia in the first round is.... well very low. So i don't see the point of voting for someone in the first round, except that you vote wouldn't of matterd and the guy you voted would of lived anyway.

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An admission that he is trying to avoid being lynched.

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When I posted that I had just been lynched in the brothel for being a big mouth, so there was no need for me to open my unbig mouth. I thought the whole point of the game to avoid being killed or lynched, I might not be as defensive as Sarathos but still gotta defend youself.

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WIFOM

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What does that stand for?

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Breaks the tie once

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If my vote still at Woads then there wouldn't of been a tie at first place, you would of been lynched and I would of won... If i was the mafia.

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Breaks the tie twice

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Andres has been very inactive and doubt he'll change his vote, and Sarathos didn't look likely to change his mind either, and we can't hold this stalemate forever.

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and none of his other posts seem to have much substance to them. That seems scummier to me than Andres' posts.

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I didn't think I looked that scummy, though that's for you to decide.

The only good post he has are defending himself. Scummy!!

I say you get rid of Quintus as fast as you can.

Take your time lads. Its good to see some intense attacking and defending at last. I shall keep watching for little longer. (it just means im in the english lesson right now...)

Alright voting closed
stand by for the grand finale:yes:

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Originally Posted by Quntus.J.Cicero

So what's your opinion Sarathos, are you 100% sure that Andres is the innocent and W&F is the mafia?

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In no way am I 100% sure, I just have a feel Woads is mafia because Andres hasn't been around enough. Though that doesn't stop him being mafia, because he has managed to avoid WOGing so far....

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Originally Posted by Quntus.J.Cicero

Hey, I'm still a rather inexperienced mafia player you know.

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You can't use noobishness as an excuse, thats my job!

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Originally Posted by Quntus.J.Cicero

WIFOM
What does that stand for?

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Wine In Front Of My face, its a long story....

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Originally Posted by Quntus.J.Cicero

this game can't go on forever

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It was never going to go on forever, but I think rushing a lynch was rather foolish, but good discussion does take time.

I am going to keep my vote on Woads because of anelious phyros's recent activity. Both have seemingly worked together in targeting Quintus, though Woads's analysis was profound, as always. anelious jumped in too quicking in wanting Quintus lynched, all of which seems very very scummy.

Tally
Woads: 3 (Quintus, Sarathos, Andres)
Quintus: 1 (woads&fangs)

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

Night 3

Alive Players 4/10
woad&Fangs
Sarathos
Andres
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly
Caius

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen
Factionheir

Important messege. This is the last chance for town because next night mafia gets 2 kills. Good luck!!

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This is the quote from last night. This is only to prove that I placed Caius on the expelled list properly to Sarathos. Stupid Sarathy:smash:

Anyhow ill go type up my finale in my room now so I can avoid people calling me a freak. (Happened yesterday. Hate being a boarder when that happens :wall:)

I wont be long :yes:

My apologises Beefy, I was looking at Night 2.

and here it is lads. The grand finale of the Giraffe conspiracy


Finale Round
Teacher looked at his class. The class which once had ten students was now reduced to four and another student was about to get expelled. The teacher thought to himself if any of expel punishment could’ve been avoided. Three couldn’t have. The three students who were corrupted with the Giraffeness had to be expelled in order to stop it from spreading any further. However other three. The teacher somehow knew that whoever was spreading this nonsense was working alone. Fact that his students continued being giraffe suggests that the three students the teacher and his students accused is probably innocent. For the sake of those poor children’s, teacher had to end this crisis once and for all.

Woad & Fangs and the teacher confronted in the front of the classroom while Sarathos, Quintus and Andres watching the outcome of this day.
‘Woads’ the teacher said. ‘Please say that you are the one. Please say it was you all along.’
Woads didn’t speak a word. He simply grinned at the teacher and his students.
Suddenly the three giraffed students entered the class room. If someone who knew nothing of the crisis saw this the look of the three students would’ve cracked them up. However for those who knew the orange paint and the black dots they painted themselves in clearly reminded them of Giraffes.
Sarathos, Quintus and Andres clearly looked scared. Since the paint made Shlin, Pever and FH apear a lot stronger then they are.
‘Yes sir. It was me all along.’
It was Woads. He waved his hands. At his commands the three giraffed students jumped on the three survivors. In the midst of screaming and chaos, the teacher saw Woads take out a small object shining bright white from his pocket. The toy he pulled out was so tiny yet so sacred.

Out of admiration the teacher whispered ‘it’s a…’
‘Giraffe?’ Woads replied.
Teacher looked into his eyes and shouted back ‘It’s a Zebra. I don’t allow spreading wrong information in my classroom Mr Woa…’
‘Its amazing how these trivial things can cause chaos & sadness to our lives’ Woads said quietly. ‘Calling this a Giraffe. Why make a big fuss about it?’
‘Because its wrong. It’s a Zebra’
‘Sir. Our ancestors spilt their blood for our freedom from false view. Yet the society doesn’t seem to appreciate the battle and struggle they had to go through. Their sacred battles for truth are no longer remembered by sad human beings. Instead our government oppresses, shuts up the truth by force, propaganda and education. I had to fight sir. I had to spread the good news, I had to spread the truth. I know that not many will understand it. But at least my fellow friends will. And soon the whole world will know what is right and what is wrong. What is Giraffe and what is not Giraffe.’
‘ENOUGH’ shouted the teacher.
The world came back to him. The teacher could now hear the noises surrounding him. The sound of chair clanging on to each other. Sound of ruler fights, sound of glass window breaking. Sound of Pevergreen chanting giraffe to convert Sarathos. Sound of Giraffers’ victorious roar. The teacher saw his classroom slowly changing to orange and he could now see little Giraffe fairies flying around the classroom. World was at its end……………….

Suddenly with the huge shout of ‘CHARGE!!’ his vision turned back to normal. It was those students who he least expected. It was the students who were expelled even though there were no clear evidence of them giraffing others.

‘You lads…’ the teacher whispered.
‘I didn’t come back for you sir.’ Anelious said. ‘I fight for the camels.
‘I fight for CIA’ said LittleGrizzly
‘I fight for the tax company!!’ shouted Caius
Then all three of them turned to the Girafferators who were now clearly outnumbered. Out flanked. Mic screwed from all direction.
Teachers and three reinforcements shouted
‘Today we fight for Zebras! YARGHHHHHH!!’

Three minions of giraffes was instantly captured along with Sarathos who were about to reborn as a girafferator. Realising his defeat Woads exhaustedly smiled at the teacher and asked him.
‘What’s your name?’

It was the question that the teacher was waiting for the whole game lifetime. Alas he finally felt that he is someone of worth and value.

‘My name is Beefy. Mr Beefy’
‘It was good knowing you. You make a perfect rival my man. Now do whatever you wanna do.’

Upon hearing this question Mr Beefy smiled. He ordered his five minions (coz Sarathos got Giraffed somehow..) to drag the captives to the desk. The days were finally about to get back to absolutely normal.
‘Well kids. Today we are learning African animals. E is for Elephant. G is for Gorilla. Z is for…’

Few hours later, Mr Beefy was in the Principals office. Reporting what happened in the past few days.

‘So finally I, Mr Beefy with my classes help managed to capture the villain and taught him the right knowledge.’
‘I should install the sensor sink. I feel that the normal sink will not clean the hands but make it dirty.’
‘This time I made sure that kid does not go around spreading the Giraffism. So be assured sir.’
‘I mean think about it. When you go to toilet you touch the tap right? Then once you washed your hand you have to touch it again. Remember you already touched the tap with your dirty hands. Now its contaminated again. And argh!!’
‘So ill get going then. If you need me ill be at my original classroom.’
Mr Beefy opened the door. It was pointless. He was never going to get pay rise by talking to that loone…
‘Mr Beefy?’
It was the principal. Now finally looking at the triumphed teacher instead of his shining hands.
‘What do you think of the Japans new washing toilet?’

Yup. Mr Beefy charged at the principal and literally mounted the principal smashing his face over and over. At his 68th punch on the face suddenly both Mr Beefy and Principal started laughing. Mr Beefy because he thought of something cool and principal because of extreme pain he is suffering.
‘Japans new washing toilet is great sir’ Mr Beefy answered. ‘I got one at home.’
‘Very well then. Mr Beefy. I was thinking that Gorilla is not really an African original thing. How about you teach em G is for Giraffe from now?’ the principal said.
‘Great idea sir. Don’t forget to up my payments for the next 3 years.’

Mr Beefy felt good. And right now, no matter if the sky fell, if the world turned upside down or if the giraffe dominated the world, he couldn’t care less. Because He was enjoying this very moment. And that was all it mattered to him.

Alive Players 3/10
Sarathos (well... You got Giraffed anyway ^^)
Andres
Quintus.J.Cicero

Expelled (Lynched)
anelious phyros
LittleGrizzly
Caius
Woad&Fangs (Mafia)

Giraffed! (Killed)
Shlin
pevergreen
Factionheir

TOWNS PEOPLE WINS:thumbsdown:


Hosts comments: :wall: Girafferators lost:wall:

Anyways thank you all for participating in this crazy mad looneys game. Half of my write up would be Gibbrish or garbagerish but thanks for bearing with me. Apologies if anything I did has lead to destruction of mafia or helped the townies. Its a real shame that towns won:clown:

Nah congratulations to the last three who managed to lynch the right guy and round of the applause to Woads for making this far, making the game interesting and all despite the odds were against him.

I would like a special mention of Factionheir. Managing to outwitt me by posting a townie pm a like few minutes before I do.. At that stage I was still sending out my pms :wall:

I hope you all enjoyed my game and I hope I can see you again in other mafia games or my next hosting game Fillet Royale (Or should I say Beef steak mafia with a twist?:yes:)

Thank you all for joining :2thumbsup:and I hope we can get a couple more mafia recruits so I can have my full players next time around.. :sweatdrop:

We won!

~:cheers:

Thanks for hosting, Beefy187 :bow:

Beefy dude you rock! Thanks for hosting.
And thanks for the camel thing, it was beatiful!:bigcry:

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

‘I fight for the tax company!!’ shouted Caius

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:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:

Well done to Woad&Fangs for nearly deciving us all. :sweatdrop:
Thanks Sarathos for sticking with Woads when I thought it was actually Andres :2thumbsup:
And a big thank you for Beefy for hosting, we had alot of fun. :bow:

Thanks for hosting Beefy, It was fun:elephant:

I may have lost but I got some valuable end-game experience for the next time I'm a mafioso. :evil:

Thanks Beefy for the game, even though I did get giraffed...
Congrats Andres and Quintus for own town win!!!