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many would consider the murder of a baby to be inhumane, i however think it would be more tragic if my LOTR trilogy got stolen...:thumbsdown:
Hey Hey!
Where are all the Stonecutters? I need my lunch box!
Aye, its the wee one who toke my revenge :viking: Vote:Andres *Begins to run for the rake*
Random vote:Fahad for not voting.
:juggle2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarathos
:idea2:
Badass!! = Mafia!
Unvote: Pever Vote: Sarathos
Vote: White eyes
Bandwagoning
"I will get them where you can 't protect them......IN THERE DREAMS....":wizard:
My heart is full of forgiveness. Let the wee one live. I shall put by vote back where it belongs; on the first third on the bandwagon.
unvote: Andres, vote: Dafuge
:juggle2:Quote:
Originally Posted by White_eyes:D
:idea2:
Dragon eating wizard
Wizard= witch?
Witch= evil
White_Eyes= innocent :beam:
Yea! Im awesome!
I seriously doubt that Andres/Maggie is guilty. The concept of Maggie being a killer was already used in the "Who shot mr. Burns" episode. It's been done, I sincerely hope the writers have more imagination than that.
Unvote: Andres
Vote: Craterus
For lurking in the shadows...
Breaking news,
unvote: Craterus
vote:Sigurd Fafnesbane
More on this story later.
Stop Picking on poor Maggie! First Homer, then Maggie! I'm going to go cry now!
Why not break this news now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dafuge
You will need more players to support your new wagon Dafuge, and I guess you yet again third.:smash:
Tally:
Sigurd: 3 (Andres, Dafuge, Smowz)
Craterus: 3 (Aries, Chaotix, Fenring)
Andres: 3 (Shlin, WhiteEyes, Yoyoma)
Fahad: 2 (El Diablo, Sarathos)
Dafuge: 2 (Quintus, Sigurd)
Tevash: 1 (Antiwarman)
Sarathos: 1 (Beefy)
Chaotix: 1 (Craterus)
Shlin: 1 (EF)
WhiteEyes: 1 (LW)
Lord Winter: 1 (Rythmic)
El Diablo: 1 (SwedishFish)
Rythmic: 1 (YLC)
AntiWarman: 1 (Tevash)
Abstain: 3 (Gaius, Northnovas, Rhyfelwyr)
Not voting: 4 (Fahad, Glyphz, Justplayon, makai,)
You guys have one more day. I'd like everyone to vote. I'm going to whack anyone who doesn't.
By the way, for fairness, I am not going to allow double lynches. I realized that town could exploit that in order to win.
If you guys double or triple, etc, lynch, I will be randomly selecting a victim. Remember that.
This has been the word of the Five-Fingered God.
EDIT: Vote: Abstain does count as a vote. But gets suspicious in later rounds, so I advise against it.
Interesting position I'm in here. I don't think Sigurd or Andres is guilty so I'll just tie it up with another person.
unvote: Chaotix, vote: Dafuge
Sigurd: 3 (Andres, Dafuge, Smowz)
Craterus: 3 (Aries, Chaotix, Fenring)
Andres: 3 (Shlin, WhiteEyes, Yoyoma)
Dafuge: 3 (Quintus, Sigurd, Craterus)
Fahad: 2 (El Diablo, Sarathos)
Tevash: 1 (Antiwarman)
Sarathos: 1 (Beefy)
Shlin: 1 (EF)
WhiteEyes: 1 (LW)
Lord Winter: 1 (Rythmic)
El Diablo: 1 (SwedishFish)
Rythmic: 1 (YLC)
AntiWarman: 1 (Tevash)
Abstain: 3 (Gaius, Northnovas, Rhyfelwyr)
Not voting: 4 (Fahad, Glyphz, Justplayon, makai,)
Guilty!
GUILTY!
Do you not see that I am helping you ungratefull lot!
unvote:Tevash Vote:Craterus
Poor Maggie.... *fixs up hair*.
*Begins crappy attempts at scaring Lord Winter* "Oh no I left my shotgun back at the shed.....Wait right here!!" *begins running while losing clothing items and starts cursing*:furious3:
From what I understand, you'll find out tonight about Andres, unless a certain someone changes their selection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenring
If my calculations are correct, which they are, the vote is most certainly leaning at Craterus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Vote: Aries7s
Thank you, vote again!
My diligent studies have led me to believe that neither Andres nor Craterus are guilty. So...
Unvote: Abstain, Vote:Dafuge
:juggle2:
:idea2:
How lucky do you want to be? If you are one of my children I name you "Win gold lotto":smash:
Unvote: Sarathos Vote: Aries(AKA six sevens)
Aries777777 if you don't have your friend's vote or anything I may have to drop him from the game. Still waiting for justplayon to read his role PM.
Removes dirty diaper from face.
"What a cute kid. Your honor, if the ..baby is not going to get lyched, I'd like to change my plea... I mean vote. I say, Unvote:Andres, and Vote:Whoever Is Going To be Lynched Anyway."
Aside: "That way they can't countersue."
Oh, fellows, if you have night actions I don't mind receiving them during the day phase so I can begin doing writeups before night is done.
That way when night is over I can spit out the final write up and the game can proceed without an hour's worth of scribbling on my part. Sooner I get night actions, the better.
I am not going to let this pass on without addressing it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dafuge
Who are the guilty ones? Are you referring to me or Craterus whom you first voted for?
And where did you get this esoteric knowledge? As far as I know we started on a day. There have been no crime committed and no night on which investigations could occur.
I am challenging your allegations Dafuge. Speak up or be forever branded as a liar and a worker of evil. :stare:
I am not saying who is guilty untill all my facts are used up. I'm trying to stay nuetral.
Townies beware, night one is close at hand.
I am asking everyone for their night actions. I only have 3 so far. Most of you have some kind of ability, so check your role pms.
Everyone, please go back and check your role pms.
Time is up. Pencils down, Day one voting phase has ended.
Could I have one or two people independently verify the lynch vote count? I'd rather not mess up.
I'll be doing my own vote tally now as well.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910
This is not a legal vote. Auto-changed back to Andres.
You must pm me quickly if you intended to change your vote.
Must...break...tie:blank2:
Vote:Sigurd
DOH!
I make it:
Sigurd: 4 (Andres, Dafuge, Smowz, Fahad)
Craterus: 4 (Aries, Chaotix, Fenring, warman)
Dafuge: 4 (Quintus, Sigurd, Craterus, Gaius)
Andres: 3 (Shlin, WhiteEyes, Yoyoma)
Fahad: 2 (El Diablo, Sarathos)
Aries: 2 (glyphz, Beefy)
Shlin: 1 (EF)
WhiteEyes: 1 (LW)
Lord Winter: 1 (Rythmic)
El Diablo: 1 (SwedishFish)
Rythmic: 1 (YLC)
AntiWarman: 1 (Tevash)
Abstain: 2 (Northnovas, Rhyfelwyr)
Not voting: 2 (Justplayon, makai)
I will allow Fahad's vote, as he arrived and began talking to me only 9 minutes past the deadline.
Also, if Craterus wants to change his vote, now is the time. But that's all.
:whip:
Aaaaaaahhh.....the wee one's not worth it *knocks back some whiskey* it's gotta be the one picking on poor ol' willy Vote:Lord Winter next time then:whip:
Voting is over, Craterus isnt changing his vote.
Ruh roh raggy.
Vote tally:
beefy votes for Aries
Gaius votes for dafuge
glyphz votes Aries
warman votes craterus
dafuge votes sigurd
Fenring votes craterus
sigurd votes dafuge
LW votes White eyes
Sarathos votes Fahad
white eyes votes Andres
fahad votes Sigurd
smowz votes sigurd
tevash votes warman
shlin votes andres
quintus votes dafuge
yoyoma votes andres
rhyf votes abstain
NN votes abstain
andres votes sigurd
YLC votes rythmic
rythmic votes LW
ED votes Fahad
swedish votes ED
Ef votes Shlin
craterus votes dafuge
chaotix votes craterus
aries votes craterus
Abstain: 2 (Northnovas, Rhyfelwyr)
Not voting: 2 ( Justplayon, makai,)
---------------
Sigurd: 4 (Andres, Dafuge, Smowz, Fahad I)
Craterus: 4 (Aries, Chaotix, Fenring, warman)
Dafuge: 4 (Quintus, Sigurd, craterus Gaius)
Andres: 3 (Shlin, WhiteEyes, Yoyoma)
Fahad: 2 (El Diablo, Sarathos)
Aries: 2 (beefy, glyphz)
Shlin: 1 (EF)
WhiteEyes: 1 (LW)
Lord Winter: 1 (Rythmic)
El Diablo: 1 (SwedishFish)
Rythmic: 1 (YLC)
AntiWarman: 1 (Tevash)
Bwahahaha....
Day One Lynch
Kent Brockman gathered everyone in front of the statue of Jebediah Springfield, and called on everyone to vote for their first victim of mob justice.
Ned Flanders, Bart Simpson, and Kent Brockman himself were all tied for the lynch. Where was Mayor Quimby? Surely he could sort out this mess. But unfortunately the Mayor did not speak up. Finally, the wisest of them all, Professor Frink, decided to flip his three-sided coin. Heads, it would be Bart Simpson. Tails, it would be Kent Brockman. And if the coin landed on it's edge, it would be Ned Flanders. (My the lord smiles upon him, ever so much...)
Frink flipped the coin high into the air, and the clouds parted. The moonlight poured through the clouds, and town was granted a miracle. The coin landed on the soft park soil, and imbedded itself lengthwise. It landed on it's edge!
Ned Flanders was visibly shaken.
"Well shucks, I can't understand how everyone in town would want to mur-diddley-urder me. I've tried so hard to be the darn-diddley-dang-donged best person I could be. Calm down, Neddily diddley diddley... you tried your best unluckily-diddley-diddley. You can't blame town incompetent-diddley-diddley-diddley AW HELL DIDDLEY DING DONG :daisy:! CANT YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT???"
The town gasped audibly. "Well, no matter, because you got lucky this time... but rest assured, you won't survive the next several nights. The moon is full... and we'll be watching you. Die painfully, foolish humans!"
Just then, Ned Flanders' face split in half, and his skin went flying in every which direction. His body was a mere shell, and the innards had been disposed of a long time ago. From within the cavity of Ned Flanders came the unspeakably evil alien beings Kang and Kodos!
Kang: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Kodos: AHAHHAHHAHHAAAA!!!
The UFO arrived and began beaming Kang and Kodos to safety.
Kang: So, perhaps no one will be abducted and probed rectally tonight... but we will return someday to conquer and enslave the human race!
Kodos: So long, delicious humans!
Kang and Kodos: Muhaha... HA HA HA HA HA HA. HAH HAHAHHAHHAHHA. HAHAHAHAAH. HAHAHAHHAHHAHAhAH....
....HAHAHAHAHAHA.....
...................HAHAHHHAHHHAHHAAAA!!!
.....HAHAHAHHAAAHAHAAA!!!!
(alright, enough already!)
Ned Flander's remains were among those found in Springfield Gorge, sans the skin. That's why he was difficult to identify.
Alive:
Fahad I
Chaotix27
Elite Ferret
Aries777777
Quintus
Makaikhaan
Fenring
El Diablo
Shlin28
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Yoyoma1910
Beefy187
Rhyfelwyr
WhiteEyes:D
Rythmic
YLC
Antiwarmancake88
Smowz
Justplayon
Andres
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Craterus
Sarathos
NorthNovas
Gaius Scribonius
Dead:
Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Begin Night One
I sent lots of people PMs. Check your role pms and make sure you send me your night actions. Most of you have some kind of night action.
It's useless if you don't use it.
Night actions.... now! :whip:
:gasp in shock:
pretty good twist, eh? :laugh2:
If that would confirm my theory correct, all devote Christians are aliens in diguises.
Not all of them. Just the majority.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
What the :daisy:!!!
So I was possessed and now someone else is?
I wonder what would have happened if I had been allowed to continue.
Not happy about the late vote and the random lynch BTW :stare:
Hi, everybody (and aliens)!
To Sigurd: So were you or were you not possessed willingly?
You can trust me, as I, a law-abiding citizen who never tried to fool/con anybody for their money (or changed my vote at the last minute), is total and completely trustworthy and professional.
Citizen's of Springfield now is the time to panic. I have been apart of er, ah, seen some er strange elections tallies but three candidates tied!? er That's not good I would have a FOS to Mr. Fahad I or the er, eh Craterus fellow who could have has some voting influence when the poll closed.
I do not understand these rules of a legitimate vote, er ha scratch that from the record. Don't vote Quimby!.
For new players FOS finger of suspicion, not enough for a vote.
If I remember this right your normal campaign slogan is vote Quimby, so I will Vote: Quimby. Every vote counts. :grin:
Vote:Quimby
Every vote is usefull :yes:
FYI, I be gone for 3 days till Sunday. I hope I don't miss anything. :clown:
My electorate, you misunderstood the message it do not vote for Quimby. I would think there was er bandwagon trying to foprm against your Worshipness of this here, ah city, Springfield.
For trying to start the ah bandwagon.
Vote: Quintus.JC
Let's put it this way: I had no choice in the matter. No one came up to me and asked: Can we possess you?Quote:
Originally Posted by shlin28
And guys... please; It is night time.
I'm a clown by profession, I'm only trying to be funny.
Yes, eh it was premature of me to follow the clown , I guess I fell for the joke by the joker hehe, ...to his aide... watch him nobody makes a fool of Joe "Diamond" Quimby.... now I have an appointment to judge the er Miss Springfield Pagent. Remeber don't vote Quimby!
Aye, Willy still thinks that you made the Order 24:getting rid of all immigrants, but I dare someone to try and kill or get rid of Willy *gets yelled at by Principal Skinner and goes back to cleaning the halls*Quote:
Originally Posted by Northnovas
Vote:Abstain
People, it seems our local faithful has decieved us-a! After much thought, I have decided:
Vote: Abstain
Attention all:
It is a night phase. Your votes mean nothing. Please pay attention.
That is all.
:2thumbsup:
Vote Craterus
For staing the obvious... :clown:
Hmmmmmm.......so it means you were an alien from the start?? And thus, scummy????? If thats so, wow great 1st day for us then, 1 down alreadyQuote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
You presume too much.Quote:
Originally Posted by TevashSzat
Do you not think I would have ended the vote in another fashion if I were scum? :brood:
:baby:
*** all the voting wakes her up ***
:bigcry: (@110 decibels)
***starts looking for baby quieting (ie killing) device....***Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
If yew wur one of ma kids. I wud name yu cry for candyQuote:
Originally Posted by Andres
*Points and coughs "Murderer"*Quote:
Originally Posted by TevashSzat
Town must be lucky, because two of my evil ones have apparently forgotten to make a selection.
I am sending an annoyed PM post haste. Night phase is over, writeups begin soon.
Night One
Bart Simpson wanders into the church of Springfield and hears strange noises coming from the church confessional. He readies his weapon and opens the door.
When the door opens, he unleashes a torrent of water balloons on the unsuspecting occupants. Just as he was about to laugh and run away, he notices who is inside the confessional...
"Bart Simpson! You demon child, how dare you profane this holy place with your filthy water balloons!" said Reverend Lovejoy.
Bart looks at who is in the confessional with him...
"Edna Krabappel???"
"Oh dear..." Edna blushed.
"Wuhuhahahahahahahaaaaa!" Bart laughed. "Wait until I tell your lover boy Principal Skinner about this!"
Bart runs off to tell the entire town.
Edna: "Listen, Rev, it's been great... I've always wanted to sink my claws into a goody-two-shoes like you... but frankly even Seymour is a more adventurous lover. See you in church next Sunday?"
Lovejoy: "Please don't tell my wife about this..."
Edna: "Just don't do any more sermons about constancy and prudissitude anytime soon, mkay?"
And so the entire town got a belly full of laughs at the Reverend's expense. However, that was the last bit of lighthearted news that happened that evening.
____________________
Seymour Skinner was having dinner with his mother Agnes, when suddenly the door was kicked in by some very large shoes.
Skinner: It's you! But, how did you escape from prison?
Sideshow Bob: I was paroled, you foolish imbecile. You pathetic excuse for an educator, I have grown weary of your repeated defense of Bart Simpson. It's time for you to be.... expelled."
Skinner: "Noooooooo!"
Agnes screamed and ran out of the house in a panic.
Sideshow Bob: "Seymour.... Skinner... I believe I know exactly what to do with you... it's curtains for you! heh heh heh ha ha ha... AHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAA!!!"
___________________
Bart Simpson rode by Skinner's house on his skateboard to tell him about Edna Krabappel's rendezvous with Lovejoy, when he noticed the door was open and there was a trail of blood pouring out of the residence.
"Hello?" Bart said nervously.
Inside, to his horror, he saw the remains of his former principal.
Seymour had been skinned, alive, and his skin was now hanging above the picture window as a curtain. His body was partially ground up by the kitchen garbage disposal, and the rest was served as a meal on the dinner table.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Bart screamed as he fled the residence in horror, heading directly home.
_______________
When Bart Simpson finally got home on his skateboard, a masked assailant jumped down and clobbered him from the treehouse. Bart cried out for help, and a loud gunshot was heard.
The assailant ran off in a panic, dropping behind his switchblade.
Marge Simpson stood at the door of the Simpson residence, twirling the gun she carries in her purse.
"Mom! Thank you so much for saving me! I promise I won't do anything bad ever again tonight!"
Snake scurried off into the night, trying to keep his disguise on.
___________________
"This is Kent Brockman with your Channel 6 Action News Report.
Police Chief Clancy Wiggum was brutally murdered tonight. It appears that some psychopath is on the loose, murdering innocent people with his claw-like fingers.
Wiggum's body was found near Moe's Tavern, where eyewitness Moe the Bartender gave the following public statement:"
"I didn't see nothin. Nobody killed nobody, and this bar is as safe as it ever was. Come on down and buy a pitcher of beer from your good pal Moe."
Brockman: "Why was the body of Clancy Wiggum found outside your bar?"
Moe: "Alright, alright I'll talk. Give me a minute, will ya? Wiggum came here with a search warrant, he said he was investigating me for the murders of those poor bums they found in Springfield Gorge. But when I wouldn't open the door on account of the fact that I got illegal whales in tanks in the back room, I saw someone attack him through the peephole. It happened so fast... but I think it might have been some kind of animal trainer. He was surrounded by little vicious creatures, and they tore up the police chief somethin' bad. And you know I'm being honest, because the surveillance video shows me not opening the door, and then trying to get the smuggled whales onto the truck before news reporters showed up asking dumb questions. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some unfinished business involving certain illegal smuggled whales. I mean, closing down the bar for the night. Yeah, that's a believable alibi."
Brockman: "As much as it pains me to say, it appears from the video you've provided that you are indeed innocent of murdering Wiggum. The rest of the police officers have skipped town in fear of the rioting, and you appear to be off the hook for this whale smuggling operation.
Citizens of Springfield, mob justice is all we have left."
_______________
Comic Book Guy was heading home after closing down the Android's Dungeon, reading a serious piece of literature.
"But Aqua man, you can't marry a woman without gills... you're from two different worlds!"
Just then, without warning, he was whacked over the head with a wooden mallet.
"Oh, I've wasted my life..." he said as he fell face first into an open sewer, landing with a sickening thud and a broken neck.
Comic Book Guy's attacker disappeared back into the night.
______________
A biography of Maggie Simpson appears on TV.
"Little Maggie Simpson... one of Springfield's Precious Citizens."
"Only one year of age, this little infant has already crawled into our hearts. She once shot Mr. Burns, endearing herself to everyone in town. She has driven a car, and appeared in commercials for Burger King, Butterfinger, C.C. Lemon, Domino's Pizza, Ramada Inn and Subway. She's a cute and innocent little Springfieldian. Although she has an archnemesis in the Unibrowed Baby, she presently has no grudge against anyone in Springfield, and she has no aliases or other identities.
For Kent Brockman and the entire Channel 6 action news report, this is Scott Christian saying good night, and please... remember to tuck your children in every night."
_______________
Homer Simpson was on his way down to Moe's (seeing Moe on TV reminded him that he wanted to go to the bar and drink some beer) when he was confronted by a familiar-looking person.
"Nighty-night Homer..." said the assailant.
Homer was found face down in a plate of spaghetti in the morning, with a large bloody gash on his head. The spaghetti had turned red from soaking in blood all night.
______________
Alive:
Chaotix27
Elite Ferret
Quintus
Fenring
El Diablo
Shlin28
Lord Winter
SwedishFish
Glyphz
Yoyoma1910
Beefy187
Rhyfelwyr
WhiteEyes:D
YLC
Antiwarmancake88
Smowz
JustplayonSigurd Fafnesbane (filling in)
Andres
Dafuge
TevashSzat
Craterus
Sarathos
NorthNovas
Gaius Scribonius
Dead:
Sigurd Fafnesbane (Ned Flanders AKA Kang and Kodos, discovered Day One)
Fahad I (Homer Simpson, murdered by Fat Tony, Night One)
Aries777777 (Comic Book Guy, murdered by vigilante, Night One)
Rythmic (Chief Clancy Wiggum, clawed to death by felines, Night One)
Makaikhaan (Seymour Skinner, skinned alive by Sideshow Bob, Night One)
__________________________
Begin Day Two
So.....it seems that
Maggie Simpson (Andres, I presume) is innocent
Bart Simpson was attacked, but saved by Marge
I want to remind town, you have 3 people who have the ability to Revive.
If you wish to Revive your fallen comrades, especially your Police Inspector, you may want to do so.
Send in your selections now, and they will Revive tonight and become active again tomorrow Day Phase for voting.
Town,
due to Justplayon's inactivity (he hasn't even read his original role PM, and presently doesn't have access to the gameroom)
Sigurd Fafnesbane is now filling in for Justplayon's character. This does not make his character guilty or innocent, because as you know I had people fill in for other people's characters on my Futurama Drama Mafiama game. This is a standard practice for me if people don't show up or drop out.
I hate WOGs. Let's keep playing.
Welcome back, Sigurd!
Hi, everybody!
In my professional opinion, the being known as 'Sigurd' is merely a ploy of ze evil aliens, coming back to kill us, AGAIN!!!
Vote: Sigurd
OOC-
No, Sigurd's new character is the same as Justplayon's old character. They are seperate entities. You can go ahead and vote for Sigurd, but please do not base it on this substitution. That's outside the "in character" aspect of the game.
My professional opinion is absolute, no-one can intefere or influence it!!! NOT EVEN SOME PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!! :beam:
(Unless you want to sue me, in which case I er...run...)
:bigcry:
Here, have a donutQuote:
Originally Posted by makaikhaan
don't feel bad, Makaikhaan.
Remember, townies could decide to revive you. Though it probably doesn't help that you didn't vote in the last round.
:laugh2:
Vote: Yoyoma
You made mention of a switchblade in one of your posts, and the person who attacked Bart had a switchblade on them. Hmm...
Ouch, I'm guessing Rythmic was a detective then?
vote:YLC
still shooting blind here.
because that dont sound suspicous...NOT :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Elite Ferret
anyway :no: :shame:
revive me, i think you'll find comeback will earn you geek weekly freak magazine, i may also consider a fat suction operation for charity, i bid you farewell
Willy thinks your guessing that Rythmic was the detective and probing for information makes you suspicious:inquisitive: Vote:Elite Ferret *upset over skinners death for five secs but then shrugs and drinks more whiskey*Quote:
Originally Posted by Elite Ferret
That reasoning works for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by YLC
vote: Yoyoma