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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
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Edit:you made a bad choice Beefy.....shame on you.....:stare:
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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
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Edit:you made a bad choice Beefy.....shame on you.....:stare:
Yeah well I was trying to do some subtle wordplay but you ruined it thankyouverymuch.
:clown:
You can try to lynch me but it will fail. Kind of why I am not afraid of it. WhiteEyes says that he cannot be killed at all for any reason, which is really odd. So yeah, but it's no odder than what I am claiming I suppose. Maybe a little.
I really haven't thought this strategy through, but if you're planning on lynching me, it does not hurt to tell me your role. If I am telling the truth, your secret is safe with me, and.......
The defender can defend me for a while, especially tonight
......and then I can gather enough intelligence to give town what they are looking for.
And if you still don't believe me, lynch me later, whatever. I can at least say I tried.
If you're not planning on lynching me, you can save yourself a wasted lynch and maybe try to randomly kill the mafia. Lucky shot and all, but you might hit a good role, which we have in this game. You may not want to do that.
Don't trust Pizza Guy:inquisitive: I have the same ability's he does so lynching him or me is useless.....and if he is Mafia as I think, then he will then just relay the info to the Mafia and have you killed.....after the lynch phase.....:whip:
Edit: I mean do you think Pizza Guy and I are that crazy to WANT to get votes??:clown: we just wanted to see who would get lynched first....a townie or a Mafia??:book:
Yes, that's true. I can't argue with that.
Well there's nothing more I can do. Your lynch will fail, but at least no one innocent died. We might have randomly killed a good role. So I stand by my vote, and my strategy.
Bring it on.
I am sooo confused... I'm a bit pressed for time currently. I'll be back later to cast a vote, and actually try and understand what has happened/is happening?!
A lynch on an "innocent" IS a wasted lynch.
Yes I agree we may accidentally take out a "town power role" but we may also get lucky. Like in your mafia were we got Kang and Kodos first round.
However, now you want us to send you pm's telling you our roles (where the mafia may send you false ones as well and then get in the circle of trust) and have the defender keep you alive rather than possibly defending town power roles?
Seems there are flaws in this plan ATPG, and one of the main problems is that we must trust you straight away for the entirie game.
I am sure that we will get clues from the write ups and would like to make choices based on that....
If what ATPG has been telling me is true then its worth getting him lynched. From what I gathered so far, there is definitely a defending role. If that player can protect ATPG tonight, its perfect.
Now no mad host will assign a ability to survive lynch to a mafia. Thus if ATPG survives the lynch tonight then he is innocent.
As White_Eyes claims the same, I think its safe to assume that he is also innocent. So just to make sure, ATPG should be lynched tonight.
Ahhh. Finally someone is reading what I am saying, and considering it. That's all I ask.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Diablo
I didn't say it was a flawless plan. Should I come up with one of those, you may nominate my brain for knighthood.
Well see, I am either mafia or I am not. I'm not about to change sides. If I am mafia, vote with the pack and lynch me. The power is in your hands, stop me now. And hey, you can always lynch me later, too.
Or, you could take a leap of faith, and possibly form an unstoppable townie bloc. I attempted to do so in Chaotix' mafia and nearly succeeded, and this time it doesnt even matter if I am dead or alive.
Come on people now, smile on your pizza, every body grab a slice, and help pizzaguy right now.
This early game stupidity is getting on my nerves, and on my brain cells. I will ask that it stop, just enough, so I can actually think without fear of watching my IQ slowly drop...
THANK YOU.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
It's about time. Will you people listen to this man?
Fine
Vote:ATPG
Unless of course you're playing the character of death, and everyone who votes for you dies... Or some other cruddy mechanism.
Yoyoma, that's at least creative thinking.
What would Death's role be in this game, I wonder. Vigilante or mafia I'd suspect.
Beefy, please explain your reasoning further. I would like to know how it makes no sense to make a mafia survive a lynch, or have an ability dealing with lynches. In fact, how do you know that ATPG in fact is only saying it will not be wasted? Are you sure that the ability he is saying he has will let him live through it? I mean, honestly, he could ACTUALLY BE LYING about what his ability does.
Cool! Only problem is I'd be dead.
LOL
So? We have no clue as to the nature of the mafia this game, so it's best not to draw conclusion about a topic you do not fully know about, otherwise you will make stupid mistakes. The town is allotted 24 hours to discuss things for a lynch, it can use that time to seriously scrutinize all available data from all available players. And I want Beefy to answer my question, now, or he better be working on "Noble Sons" :brood:
Answer me Beefy, answer me without having another speak up for you.
I think ATPG is Death.....only way he could survive a lynch or killing.....:juggle2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
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Edit: weird how your asking for a defending role then.....might you be kidnapped still???:grin:
Coward, I'll find out one way or another when I make you squeal :evilgrin:
If he indeed have a ability to survive a lynch then he cannot be mafia.. Because how else is are the towns supposed to take out the mafia if he cannot be lynched?Quote:
Originally Posted by YLC
Also if he dies then good.. We have one mafia down.. If not one very unhelpful townie gone
If he lives then we clearly knows one player is innocent don't we?
I think its far more better to lynch ATPG then lynch some random... who could be detective or something.
If we don't lynch ATPG now and he ends up being a mafia... :no:
BTW YLC.. I need confirmation of your battle plans. Unless you sent me already and completely forgot about it
Oh and I wasn't working on noble sons... I was on facebook:clown:
It would be great if everyone read this post. It's about the joys of using reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
EDIT: I remind you this gambit doesn't work very well if I don't get a defender covering my butt tonight when it's murder time.
It's possible he can survive a lynch, but only once. There are strategic and gameplay and mechanics reasons for the possible inclusion of such an ability, so do not come to such quick judgments.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
Not always does death reveal, so do not feel comfortably without true utter confirmation from the host.
And I sent those battle plans a log time ago, along with my orders concerning Sara.
Well so far I seen mafias who can survive vigilante kills but never a lynch.Quote:
Originally Posted by YLC
Also Dont know what "death" is as I havnt seen family guy.. :shame:
Regarding orders.. Copy that. I shall work on it soon as I can :2thumbsup:
In the PMs we got from Aries I think at least one of the Mafia have a ability set up like this
My guess is Pizza guy is testing his luck:beam: (and those are not my scores or ability's, I edited it of course:2thumbsup:)Quote:
objective: make the most out of your innocence
overall analysis
lynch defense: 80%
mafia defense: 70%
extra ability: Kill one player each night
That's a very clever assumption.Quote:
Originally Posted by White_eyes:D
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Your post made me go back and look at my role, and apparently I didn't read the damn thing properly. I don't have the ability to survive one lynch. I have the ability to survive infinite lynches.
Well now I look both guilty and like a jackass. :shame:
Why do you think I put it there?:clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
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I don't buy it. I think you were just giving examples. The odds still favor innocent, but one of us is guilty and I know it's not me. Lynch me and you'll know.Quote:
Originally Posted by White_eyes:D
We could always lynch you afterwards and see how that claim of yours holds up, too. Worst case, we prove two people are innocent. Best case, we kill a mafia.
Edit; by the way I had that "death incarnate" title since YLC's resident evil game. I'm not "Death".
How do we know that? how else can someone survive a lynch? and how do you know that one of us is guilty? I could have made a mistake on the example and leaked some of my ability's you know:clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Quiet White Eyes, about things you seem to be willing to be ignorant of. I will say I feel like ATPG is Steward though, and such a role would be fitting for him too.
I have to wonder why he would steal teddy bears though.....but then again this is family guy so....:shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by YLC
edit: if the Mafia has the defender or role blocker on his side you are screwed....(I hope you make it though this round Pizza Guy because I am starting to get the impression that your innocent because by the sounds of things your ability's are like mine....):smash:
Well YLC guessed it, so here it is. Yeah, I'm Stewie. Contradict me if I am lying, speak up.
I can't be lynched because I am... ugh... so adorable.
I wouldn't steal my own teddy bear, first of all. And the writeups clearly indicate someone else did it. I would almost call that a confirmed innocent, but I think that nothing short of several lynches will convince some of y'all.
knock yourselves out. Just defend my pasty white baby butt when it comes time for murder... (giddy at the thought of roleplaying) ...you incompetent twits!!!!
:grin:
I still say we lynch him anyway. Just to make sure he is Stewie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
What are you White_Eyes?
If I tell you YLC well likely start a chain of events to kill me:sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
Edit: Mafia or not.....:shrug:
Are you Death? Even though I dont even know what that character is? :beam:
If I was, then I would not worry about those 'Chain of events'......:juggle2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
I will say no more until more have been said from someone other then ATPG, White_Eyes, YLC and my self.
Now I shall look more into Wikipedias family guy article :beam:
I'd only try to kill you if you became a bother (again). It really doesn't matter, one way or another, I will find out, I'll make you squeal, I'll make you the one to cough it up and delight in your sorrow as you weep from your broken mind at the failings and inadequacies of your pathetic existence and how much you fail...
...Hmmm, methinks I became carried away with this vendetta a bit, shake hands and call it even White Eyes?
Who on earth would protect Stewie? This makes no sense.
I could see Brian protecting Lois from lynch, or the old guy protecting Chris. However, there is nobody out there who has a vested interest in Stewie being kept alive.
Hmm lets see... its my teddy, and we are trying to catch the dude who stole it.
Won't make much sense if I am dead.
It also wouldn't make any sense for mafioso to rat out their leader by claiming to be detective now would it? :smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
I don't buy it.
Or this could be utter bollocks and NO ONE IS STEWIE. No one would be able to contradict you, and it seems to provide some cover. Hmmm...and Lois would protect Stewie, methinks.
:clown:Maybe we all just want the pleasure of lynching ATPG, but without the consequences...:grin:
Well here is your big chance. Lynch away. The only consequence is we've effectively skipped the first turn.
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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Well, we'll just call it Diet PizzaGuy day.
Hmph, fine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Unvote: White Eyes
Vote: ATPG
If it matters not, and your still alive, and your confirmed Stewie, then you can be trusted - to an extent. Stewie always has ulterior motives.
Yeah, yeah.
Keep in mind this is a mafia game. Being stewie doesn't ipso facto make me a bad guy.
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You said that last time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
And unless I'm a dumbass or I'm joking I'm going to say it every time.
But the fact remains, I can't be mafia every time. That's why I'm doing this whole song and dance to prove my innocence. You're all too timid to just trust me.
:grin:
And uh... you defender out there better cover my butt or else we've not only wasted a lynch, we've also allowed me to commit suicide on the spearpoint of the mafia. That doesnt help anyone except them.
If your innocent then yup you got a guard :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Thank you.
Now, assuming things play out as I've been planning, I get lynched, survive, and get targeted by mafia and it gets deflected, (or mafia targets someone else, hopefully someone with anti-murder traits), then we need a plan going forward.
I've been crunching strategies in public and in private but the people I've been talking to have gone away, for the most part, and I am in a freezing unheated uninsulated garage at the moment. So I leave the idea part in your capable hands.
If anyone has something substantial they want to offer me, in terms of role revealing or strategies, send it to me. I'm going to have to function as town's "brain" until we get more confirmed townies.
That's right. I'm your emperor and you must bow down to me! First, I'd like a cup of hot coffee, some slippers made out of endangered baby seals, a subscription to playboy for infants, two automatic submachine guns, full body armor, surveillance equipment, and one of those little paper umbrellas that you can fold and put into tropical drinks, because they're... funnnnn.
:grin:
This makes me feel all icky inside.
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Originally Posted by Yoyoma1910
*final round panicky paranoia mode*
"Icky inside? What is that supposed to mean??? What are you hiding inside your cold, scummy heart? Maybe it's a clue! Maybe you're trying to tell us something... maybe you're Death! Maybe that's why you're icky on the inside, you rotten corpse!!! Yes, yes, or maybe you're Herbert! Maybe instead of icky you're actually feeling strangely aroused by the thought of infants, who knows? Certainly not me hahahahahahahahahahaha. See? I'm happy because I'm laughing!"
:elephant:
Yes, yes, bring on the dancing elephants! We can't go crazy without pink elephants.
Add a few drinks :medievalcheers: And soon we will be so tipsy :stars: and surly :viking: and nauseous :sick: that we might vomit :toilet:
Ok ok ideas:
*Serious mode*
First of all, investigate me to prove my innocence, if you like. Defend me every round, and you will find I'm quite impervious to death. Then, send the results of investigations, claimed roles, and anything else you might think of to me, and then I will send that same information to someone who will get investigated... who claimed he was immune to murders...
:shocked:
and then you'll have a backup in case my defender dies and then I die.
If such a plan were to be implemented, mafia would have to make several lucky guesses in a row in order to destroy us.
Flaws in the plan? Other options? Maximum per-turn posting limits for Askthepizzaguy? :laugh2:
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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
What about my scorpions? Can they dance with your elephants?
:elephant: :scorpio: :elephant: :scorpio: :elephant: :scorpio: :elephant: :scorpio: :elephant: :scorpio: :elephant: :scorpio: :elephant: :scorpio: :elephant: :scorpio:
Sounds pretty realistic.. But before all that you must be lynched this round before you get my trust.
So everyone lets vote for ATPG
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Kthxbai. :burnout:
See u on the flipside.
Go ahead, tell us how you really feel.
I will wait until he is lynched to trust him......AND I well PM Pizza Guy my role after wards since my ability's are like his....but I am never trusting YLC he well have me killed first chance he gets...:sweatdrop:
interesting ~:thumb:
it has been almost 24hours :D another 24 hours proceed, some players havent managed to get on yet, i will pm people so they vote, then you can all settle for a good nights sleep, as ive never hosted for this audience before none of you know what to expect so heres some advice, dont expect :bow:
So... ATPG is Stewie eh...? Quote ye PM please :bow:
Vote: Askthepizzaguy
A pretty "busy" Day 1, I must say...
I'll stick to random voting and today's theme is: vote the person who posted before me
Vote: Quintus
(as it would seem, ATPG is likely to get lynched anyway)
Sarathos and reenk roink are the only ones that need vote, though its obvious what the result is, im glad the majority have got involved, and im glad people are getting into this, i will except night actions now that is if you wish to send them in, nothing like being time efficient, nothing productive goes on in a long endless night, right? :juggle2:
5 pages within one day of the game starting? Almost as fast as my game proceeded! :clown:
Well, after ATPG is proved innocent, we can all send him our role pms, or something, so that he can work out who's mafia- the mafia will either not send a pm, or will forge it, so that it might be possible to discern his writing from Aries'. Of course, it all relies on everyone else sending their roles, too.
hehehe, my game is not not predictable :juggle2:
Firstly, Reenkmaistro would like to offer apologies for being so late to the table. However, he is also a bit enraged at having to skim four pages or tomfoolery, especially from Askthepizzaguy and White_eyes:D. However, I do discern some reason from this madness as it seems that Aries777777 has put some interesting dynamics on lynching and killing. Thus, do to the absolute uselessness of voting, especially at this stage, and in keeping with sublime traditions, he abstains, courteously. :bow:
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Originally Posted by Aries777777
So therefore it is predictable?
let me see, quadruple reversed psychology?Quote:
Originally Posted by YLC
sorry reenk, you will have to vote, my rules in lovely eye shedding capital letters say
and no vote means no valid vote means reenk roink votes for reenk roink :surprise: :yes: just for reference, unless your role allows it, no abstaining :bow:Quote:
- UNLESS I HAVE SPECIFIED OTHERWISE, YOU MUST VOTE, YOU CANT ABSTAIN UNLESS YOU'VE BEEN TOLD YOU CAN PERSONALLY
Hmm in that case I will vote: seireikhaan. Kill off your previous cohorts first. :yes:
Sarathos pmed me that he will be away until Saturday. :bow:
thank you, nice to know, we can proceed then with all votes in, night actions are allowed, and my write up for day one begins :yes:
actually some votes arent in but what the hell, ATPG is obviously the target so hear it comes, day 1 is finished early
Day one
As the audience in the town hall settled down the accusations began
Peter: Now, Stewie was sighted with the teddy bear being took off him, so that means....that means, who ever took the teddy bear took it off stewie
now that means that the person that must have it many not of liked stewie, now that may mean...
2 hours later...
...but that means that the teddys owner must have alvin the chipmunk in his grotch, now that may mean we will have to do a strip search, now that may mean..
Everyone else: (with heads flat on the table) JUST KILL THE DAM BABY!
Tom Tucker: we dont get to sleep in the town hall
Brian: Yeah what he said
Joe: And babies, how they cry, ughhh...
peter: no hear me out hear because Alvin the chipmunk likes damp areas and well, oh...na na your right i lost it
as the crowd closed in on a sleeping stewie Peter drew a shotgun and shot the wall around stewie
Peter: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! IM SORRY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU'LL THANK ME FOR THIS WHEN YOU REALISE YOU STOLE RUPERT FROM US
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Peter kept shooting but kept missing, he eventually ran out of ammonition, and Stewie awoke to having a gun in his face, he saw the gun holes in the wall
behind him
Stewie: *yawn*... ... ok then... did i, was there a murder here? it wasnt me man ok? it wasnt me, i swear down man
Failed Lynch of Stewie
remaining players
ATPG
Shlin28
white_eyes :D
Reenk Roink
Quintus J.C
Seireikhaan
yoyoma1910
El Diablo
YLC
Glyphz
Rymatic
Sarathos
Beefy187
Choatix27
start night 1, all night orders come in now i have tons to collect :clown:
I sent my PM to Pizza Guy, if I die it might have been his fault.....:sweatdrop:
but I don't know it might be that he set off those 'Chain of events':smg::surrender::hmg:
even im confused white eyes :laugh4:
almost all orders are in, almost
...ALMOST
Ok I would seriously like everyone to at least claim their role please.
I already have someone claiming to be one of the power roles. Those of you with lynch immunities, please tell me, because we can use that as an investigative tool. The real investigator will search anyone who doesn't claim to have lynch immunity.
If this strategy is going to work I need your cooperation, now. This means everyone. I have 3 people claiming roles, but I need more. I'll be paying attention... don't get caught in a lie, or you will doom town, and yourself.
Private message me your role, or your big fat lie.
Greetings all, again.
Update:
If there is an investigator, I'd like them to investigate WhiteEyes tonight for confirmation of his claimed role.
Either it's a big fat lie, which I actually doubt, or he's mafia immune and we can trust him after I die.
all night orders in, i proceed with write up :evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:
I'm Boned......:wall:
Day One activity, suspicion, and lurker report:
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__________________________
READ THIS REPORT. I KNOW I TALK A LOT BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT.
My personal suspect list:
1. El Diablo
Too much evidence. He's gotta die unless he passes an inspection.
I've asked the investigator to get him tonight or tomorrow night.
2. Shlin28- suspect due to uncooperative nature.
3. Seireikhaan- suspect due to uncooperative nature.
4. Beefy187- suspicious due to partial information. Will be investigated.
5. YLC- long shot. Not really suspect, but if the aboves fail, make sure he dies before game is over.
6. Reenk Roink- just a hunch, not cooperative, lurky. May change.
7. Quintus- just a hunch. Not cooperative, lurky. May change.
8. WhiteEyes- only if he fails the investigation. Should he pass, NOBODY TOUCHES HIM. Agreed?
Remember, if I die I cannot reveal any new info. Just point the finger.
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Soon after day, as the sunset flooded in the Town resided to there homes to do there normal things, such as elephant juggling and the like
Meg Griffin goes to the doctors after having her eyes burned out by her father, in a funny 'who can scorch the longest' prank, Doctor Elmer Hartman and Meg
are discussing her problem by a window when a gunshot passes the Doctor's ear, followed by another inchs away from Meg's face...
Doctor: Oh my god! i nearly got shot
Meg: this is the worst day ever! i have my eyes burned out and still you all take the mick out of me?
Doctor: oh dont worry i can get some replacements
Meg: replacement eyes? thank you!
Doctor: replacement chicken, i was going to have beef for tomorrows dinner, but that gunshots gone straight through it,
but i'll get some replacement chicken instead
Meg: Uhhhhhhhh! I hate you, i hate you all!
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Peter giggles as he watchs Lois look through her diary at the kitchen table, from a hole in there bedroom floor
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Peter goes to the Doctors the same day as Meg, as he heard there was talk about chicken...
Peter: Oh Doctor, i think i have Chicken flu, help me, i need chicken to live
Doctor: ok, you can have the chicken, i'll use human flesh for my replacement instead
Doctor Elmer Hartman got out his chainsaw and goggles, cut peter up into thin parts and froze him for dinner the next day
YLC is DEAD
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A note comes through the griffins door, it says
'one of your family members have been excused from tomorrows lynch, to take care of peters funeral
Seireikhaan is removed from the Lynch on Day 2
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Meg Griffin is lying on her bed when she sees Carter Pewterschmidt pull up out side, he congratulates Lois on being a free woman again, after dinner he
visits the bathroom, as sits on the toilet seat his buttocks turn purple and Carter curls over, Meg Griffin walks in and throws his body out of the window,
his various hitmen and guards were at home tonight
Reenk Roink is DEAD
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Joe Swanton is approached by Herbert, Herbert rabbles on about his painful foot cramps for hours, Joe Swantons time is therefore occupied rather pointlessly
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Night 1 results
ylc and reenk roink are dead
start day 2
YLC - dead
BEEFY
SARATHOS
SEIREIKHAAN - cannot be lynched today
ATPG
SHLIN
QUINTUS
GLYPHZ
YOYOMA
CHAOTIX
RYTHMIC
EL DIABLO
REENK ROINK - dead
WHITE EYES