I love those drawings. :laugh2:
Round ends at 22:08 tonight I believe.
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I love those drawings. :laugh2:
Round ends at 22:08 tonight I believe.
-loads shotgun-Quote:
Originally Posted by shlin28
FoS:Shilin
Bandwagoning
*Pauses for a few seconds, after all the shouting* "The Provider" says Beef is good:yes: and it is Boudica who is the bad one:no: Unvote:Beefy Vote:Boudica (she is using loigical thinking.....:inquisitive:)
What is a bandwagon? Is it some sort of horrific religious device that you use in your pagan rituals?
SEE! More signs of his heretic-ness!
:clown:
False Prophet! Heretic!, Antichrist! The power of Christ compels you, let your poisoning words be gone from this holy place. Be gone! Be gone! :whip:Quote:
Originally Posted by shlin28
:clown:
Is this the correct tally?
Thanks be to anyone who confirms the tally.Quote:
Lord Winter: 4 (Captain Blackadder, Yoyoma1910, Fahad I, shlin28)
boudica: 4 (Omanes Alexandrapolites, Beefy187, Lord Winter, White_Eyes)
Beefy: 1 (TheFlax)
777Ares777: 1 (taka)
Taka: 1 (woad&fangs)
Omanes Alexandrapolites: 1 (boudica)
TheFlax: 1 (Greyblades)
Kralizec: 1 (Psychonaut)
Yoyoma1910: 1 (777Ares777)
By the will of the Provider, I declare this tally to be true and a fulfilment of the Provider's will.
(Its true! the paper teddy bears totally counted the votes correctly!)
Sorry the point when I am present in another universe is longer over weekends. I'll grab this moment of lucidity to answer your technical query regarding the highlights of what promises to be a fantastic dessert menu.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omanes Alexandrapolites
There were no shields used in the baking of the cheesecake and side orders of periwinkles are frowned apon - but often buttered in order to expose the underbelly of other more succulent treats. Ompa Lumpa lasers are also extraneous to the recipe. COmpletely OTT.
I should remind those who speak of a provider that the light shines only on me. I am the only one bathed in the heavenly light and the light is good - even though it does seem to trap ones arms at ones sides rather.
Sane(?) translation: It was clearly a revenge vote. I surmise your apparently random vote for me was a second vote to push two candidates forward for lynch. It wasn't the first vote, nor a (more obviously scummy?) bandwagonny third - of which there have since been several - all delivered in a servant of the lord style with which i also feel familiar! - except for Psychonaut who persists with his multiple personalities. Just idle musings here and a little pattern recognition
Whether you are as scummy as my initial 'random' instinct suggests, or you are an innocent mad man I do not know, but I am glad I provoked a reaction - just not glad that I am now being hounded by a jibbering crowd of bandwaggoners.
Now please can someone SCRATCH MY NOSE.
The sky opens up, and a large finger extends down from heaven, and scratches Boudica's nose.
Logic has no meaning in this world, only the word of the Provider is true :bow:
*Sends out a lonely paper teddy bear scout to scratch Boudica's nose*
Edit: The lone paper teddy bear scout weeps in sorrow, due to it failing in its mission. It commits seppuku.
Whether or not that made any sense I do not know. However - assuming night is close, I have no intention of being strung up next to a pretender with a shot gun. and so - despite the fact my suspicion is lifted for the moment from Omanes for his straightforward answer to my voting him - and now gently smeared across several bandwaggoners, I unvote: vote: Lord Winter and his shotgun, simply as an act of self preservation.
Feel free for any investigative type to look in to my soul. You shall find no evil there.
Lord Winter: 5 (Captain Blackadder, Yoyoma1910, Fahad I, shlin28, boudica)
boudica: 4 (Omanes Alexandrapolites, Beefy187, Lord Winter, White_Eyes)
Beefy: 1 (TheFlax)
777Ares777: 1 (taka)
Taka: 1 (woad&fangs)
TheFlax: 1 (Greyblades)
Kralizec: 1 (Psychonaut)
Yoyoma1910: 1 (777Ares777)
Only fate can decide who will be the most delicious, there is no self determination.
unvote: Beefy, vote: boudica
Lord Winter: 5 (Captain Blackadder, Yoyoma1910, Fahad I, shlin28, boudica)
boudica: 5 (Omanes Alexandrapolites, Beefy187, Lord Winter, White_Eyes, TheFlax)
777Ares777: 1 (taka)
Taka: 1 (woad&fangs)
TheFlax: 1 (Greyblades)
Kralizec: 1 (Psychonaut)
Yoyoma1910: 1 (777Ares777)
:bigcry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Winter
CaannNnn't't'tt' yyouououou ssaaayyayy ANYANANAYAYATHHGIGNGNGNG RIRIITIHIGHIHITTITHIT???? /.
voooovotetetteettete: Lloorordd Winintetererer
zzzzzzzz
unnnunuvvoteteette: yoyoyoyoyoyyoma
vototototeeotette: Lorororododdod Wintntntneererr
Tally
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Lord Winter: 6 (Captain Blackadder, Yoyoma1910, Fahad I, shlin28, boudica, 777Ares777)
boudica: 5 (Omanes Alexandrapolites, Beefy187, Lord Winter, White_Eyes, TheFlax)
777Ares777: 1 (taka)
Taka: 1 (woad&fangs)
TheFlax: 1 (Greyblades)
Kralizec: 1 (Psychonaut)
:uhoh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
unvote: lord winter
vote:boudica
too many words... too many words... too many words...
unvote
Vote: Lord Winter :laugh4:
Unvote. Vote: boudica
Allright lets get this right and lynch some baddys.
H
Tally
Round ends shortly, don't forget, many of you have actions to send in.Quote:
Lord Winter: 6 (Captain Blackadder, Fahad I, shlin28, boudica, 777Ares777, Taka)
boudica: 7 (Omanes Alexandrapolites, Beefy187, Lord Winter, White_Eyes, TheFlax, Yoyoma1910, Greyblades)
Taka: 1 (woad&fangs)
Kralizec: 1 (Psychonaut)
We think we are silly. We also...
FoS: Greyblades
Only fate....
unvote: boudica, vote: abstain
Round is about to close with a tie.Quote:
Lord Winter: 6 (Captain Blackadder, Fahad I, shlin28, boudica, 777Ares777, Taka)
boudica: 6 (Omanes Alexandrapolites, Beefy187, Lord Winter, White_Eyes, Yoyoma1910, Greyblades)
Taka: 1 (woad&fangs)
Kralizec: 1 (Psychonaut)
Abstain: 1 (TheFlax)
Didn't Vote: 1 (Kralizec)
We're doing a runoff between Lord Winter and boudica.
If the runoff is tied, we go to sudden death. You have 24 hours, round ends 2359 March 09, my time.
You may only vote for Lord Winter or boudica.
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Lord Winter: 0 votes
boudica: 0 votes
Lord Winter is not bad. Yes he is. No we are not, stop accusing us. No it is boudica, hahahah! Why is it boudica? Yes why is it me? Why is it us? Stop fighting! No we must. No we must not we are us, now be quiet.
Vote: Lord Winter:
Vote: boudica
Care to explain why have you changed your vote Fahad?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fahad I
Vote: abstain
:beam:
We think boudica is insane but inwardly so. Are we? Yes we are. Maybe we are. The bad people will hide among us. Yes they are in us somewhere.
You don't look like someone who would start a fire, so you are, quite simply, a psycho.Quote:
Originally Posted by boudica
Vote: boudicca
How dare she periwikleify my dog's evil nose made of chocolate fire-guards.
Sane translation: she intentionally tried to save herself by breaking the tie. This is classical mafia behaviour.
:mad:
Lord Winter: 1 (Psychonaut)
boudica: 2 (Fahad I, Omanes Alexandrapolites)
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Originally Posted by Omanes Alexandrapolites
It is also the behaviour of someone who would rather continue seeking out heretics for the Lawd rather than be lynched by a mob of loonies
:wall:
Hmmm.. the heretic or the crazy person? Tough choice...
Vote: Lord Winter
:clown:
Vote: Lord Winter
The heretic says he serves the lord god almighty, but refuses to communicate with his holyness and to show his faith. therefore he must die.
"The Provider" still says Boudica is guilty.....*goes back to making wasabi and custard*:smiley:
Vote:Boudica
Semi-Sane thoughts: she is acting guilty.....she is never good at hiding if she has a bad role....:smiley:
Vote Boudica
Fahad I is now Gobbledygook
I think its an awesome name, and he does want feedback. So give him your thumbs up or down in private regarding the new handle.
Vote: Boudica
The Lords will be done.
-strokes shotgun slowly-
I am tempted to crawl down off of my big puffy cloud, sit next a very, very insane Lord Winter, and out of pure curiosity ask him what "storking" is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Winter
:laugh4:
Even the Lord gets curious sometimes.
By the way, everyone, technically, you should not be editing posts with votes in them. This is the last round where such votes will count.
i believe one of my apostles have found boudica to be guilty, he is faithful to me and so therefore i will:
unvote
Vote: Boudica
If the lord finds favor in Storks who are you to question his ways? :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
The Lord.
I suppose a heretic can still be converted, but a person who uses logic? They have no chance of being saved.
Unvote: Lord Winter, Vote: Boudica
it is still technically possible for Lord Winter to be lynched, but it's not likely. Is this tally correct?Quote:
Lord Winter: 1 (Psychonaut)
boudica: 7 (Fahad I, Omanes Alexandrapolites, white_eyes, greyblades, Lord Winter, taka, shlin28)
Should I advance the round?
Not my fault....."The Provider" wanted me to do it:smiley:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Semi-Sane reason: I was caught between a rock and a hard place:shrug:. Either double post or edit....your pick:smiley:
No problem, just a heads up for future rounds; go ahead and double post if it involves just a vote.
A pizzaguy urged me to vote boudica in order to end the round now. Pizza is yucky and evil, therefore I must:
vote: Lord Winter
To be honest and fair, I urged you to vote for EITHER one, and you know it. Scummy! :smash:
I just wanted you to vote is all.
"The Provider" says TheFlax is evil.......FoS:TheFlax:smiley:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheFlax
Gobbledygook? So the turkeys have allied with the polar bears, eh? Wait! Turkey is also a country! A country very close to Mesopotamia... Yes... its all falling into place now....
Vote: Gobbledygook
What's this? Lord Pizzaguy is refusing my vote?! Why have you forsaken me O great Lord Pizzaguy???!!!
unvote: Gobbledygook ; vote: boudica
*whispers* Got to blend in with the other sheep. Can't let them know I'm on to them. To close to the truth. Can't let them know I'm on to them /*whispers*
Keep it up, I find everything that you guys are doing highly amusing.
When you guys figure out (or game ends and it is revealed) what roles and roleplaying responsibilities everyone has... it will be amusing to you as well. Not to mention it's hardly boring as it is.
I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
The show is over, it was great, and now I am ready to play some more mafia.
Incidentally, I'm kinda hungry, too... do ya think you could pass me one of those dead nurses? I know this excellent recipe for a maiden's heart, if we can just get her over to the kitchen...
Hey! Don't be calling my sub scummy now. We wouldn't want them to get any ideas, would we?Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Well, shall I let TheFlax finish off this round? I haven't really caught up with the thread so I wouldn't know who to vote for anyway, really.
Hehehe... if TheFlax wants to drop back and let you take over, I'm cool with it, you've both seen the role pm so it doesnt matter who plays it.
Spppepeelelelinggngnngngg ccriicrirmmininalll!
vototottete: Lororrodrdrd wininterererer!
We double, no we triple, no all of us QUADRUPLEUPLETUPLETRIPLEDYIDLDY FoS: Greyblades. We see us. Yes we are watching us.
Go ahead Chaotix, the role is all yours. :yes:
There are 16 players, and with less than 2 hours to go, boudica is ahead by five votes and she is also the first to hit 8 votes, or 50% of the votes, on a runoff election. Even if everyone else were to show up and vote for Lord Winter, the best outcome would be a tie, and boudica got there first. Assuming we don't get 5~ unvotes on boudica and some more votes for Lord Winter, boudica is dead.Quote:
Lord Winter: 3 (Psychonaut, TheFlax, 777Ares777)
boudica: 8 (Fahad I, Omanes Alexandrapolites, white_eyes, greyblades, Lord Winter, taka, shlin28, woad&fangs)
From now on, my rule is going to be as such; in a runoff election, the first person to receive half of all possible votes auto-loses the round, because they are the clear choice. I think this is a fair decision, but contact me privately if you do not. Writeup to follow.
(edit: also, where I am is experiencing daylight savings time... that's why I am an hour off from the rest of you... adjusting accordingly next round)
Day One
boudica struggled in her straitjacket as she saw the other inmates approaching. There was nothing she could do... in the background, a radio was playing Sanitarium by Metallica.
Lord Winter was approaching with his shotgun to deliver the fatal shot. The other patients were armed with various crude objects. Two of the patients seemed to advance together in front of another one, seemingly to protect him. Detective Andy was among them, and he was holding the metal bar. Andy knew from looking over his files that boudica was Mental Patient # 84703. Her case file indicated that she had a history of psychotic episodes and violence, but much of the file had been destroyed during the riot. She seemed to be everyone's top suspect. It might have had something to do with her overly sane behavior... or the fact that she has a history of mafia running in her family, more than the average player. That didn't make her guilty or innocent, it was just an unfortunate statistical anomaly.
She rocked back and forth and accepted the inevitable. "Find a happy place... find a happy place..." she thought to herself. Then she remembered her mission from The Lord... and was disappointed that she had failed in her task. The Lord would not be pleased. Her failure brought a frown to her face... a sad frown. Not willing to just roll over and die, boudica decided now was the time to act. She stood up very quickly and kicked a chair towards Lord Winter, causing him to lose his aim. Then boudica charged forward, ripping off her straitjacket which had been unfastened the entire time she was sitting there, and began flailing her arms at Lord Winter, tackling him to the ground and knocking the shotgun out of his hands. Where did he get a flipping shotgun from anyway? Possibly from one of the dead security guards, but still... he was a deranged maniac and no one was willing to point out how dangerous it was for him to have a firearm.
All boudica knew was that she had nothing left to lose, and she knew there was a demon walking among them. She decided it must have been Lord Winter... or even if he weren't the Demon, he might be working for the demon, or just an unwitting accomplice. It didn't matter, he was an enemy. The other mental patients started turning on one another, in the confusion. Boudica sat on Lord Winter's chest and began strangling him to death. Many of the other patients began clubbing one another in panic, but a few of them were lucid enough to pull boudica off of Lord Winter, and smash her over the head with a weapon.
She did not go down quietly or peacefully, but after several vicious swings, boudica's skull was blown apart by the force. She stopped struggling at that moment, and her service to the Lord was over.
Players remaining: 15/16
777Ares777
Beefy187
Captain Blackadder
Chaotix27
Greyblades
Gobbledygook
Kralizec
Lord Winter
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Psychonaut
Shlin28
Taka
White_Eyes
Yoyoma1910
woad&fangs
Lynched: 1/16
boudica
Begin Night One
All night actions MUST be sent in before 2359, March 10, 2009. If you had a night action related to boudica, you can change your mind.
OOC- That was... disturbing... I think I am going to lie down for a minute...
@Greyblades-
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
~:)
It wasnt so much sickening as disturbing. I was fine with the actual death (I have read some of your other games so I know your enthusiasim about lynchings) it was just... the rest of it was... can we change the subject please?
OCC: How many crazed religous nuts do we have?
Quite a few, in this world. :laugh2:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
:egypt: :clown: :beam: :shame:
:shrug:
:pirate2: :shame:
:egypt: :clown: :beam:
No fire? What's wrong with you people!? And that wasn't even rated-M! :wall:
we have a jedi in the house...Quote:
boudica's skull was blown apart by the force
Give yourself to the Dark Side.Quote:
we have a jedi in the house...
:laugh4: :2thumbsup: :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by taka
Ow.
Just so everyone knows for sure: No post-mortem reveals this game.
As per usual.
We are not impressed with us. :no:
Praise be to the Provider for this death of this heretic! May logic never terrorise the paper teddy bears ever again...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
AAAAAaaaa comamamma? aaa comommamamamma!? Nnononototot neeneneedededeed! ARAARARRARAARRARAGHHGHGHGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
MYMYMYMYMYYYYY EYEYEYYEESESES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEYYEYEYEYEEY BUBURNRNRNRNRNRNRN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGHGGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Aquatic eyes can burn? :inquisitive:
And bye the way/ Me also spel and grammar gud. Smiley faces. :stars: :applause: :charge: :gah:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
...........
Just what is Ares' particular brand of insanity, exactly?
I think this game is his chance to unleash all that inner craziness inside him. This scares me. :clown:
:mellow: