Trust every link I post. Thats how you win the game.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
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Trust every link I post. Thats how you win the game.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
This is a lesson for all you kids who think doing drugs is a "cool" thing. You could end up like Strike here, spouting gibberish and threats to the new rising star of the org.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Which brings me to my next point.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Glad to see you are getting help Strike. I have always thought laughter is the best medicine.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
C'mon, now, since when is alcohol a drug?Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Are you asking for my advice?
ACIN I took you're advice and trusted you're link so I could win the game.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
But I can't watch it, it says it is only available in the US, does this mean that the US is completely taken over by robots?
Help me ACIN, I need advice. I want to win the game! :help:
It seems the US television industry has effectively ruined the chance for all non US residents to win the game. You must take your complaint up with them.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
How do I get you banned from the org.
I really must know! :embarassed:
I seek your advice, O great ACIN, on how to be the great leader. Please show me the right path to take!
This is something I have attempting to find out for almost a year since I came. So far, nothing has gotten me banned, I can only assume I have been chosen by the moderators to live on forever and one day take up the mantle of head admin of the org.Quote:
Originally Posted by Thermal Mercury
Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by Legosoldier
Mikehunt,
I went to a Catholic mass today and was asked if I wanted to take the blood and body of christ.
Because I was only there for social reasons, when they said, 'It is alright if you do not want to take it', I said,
'No, I don't mind, I am feeling peckish anyway.'
One forcibly opinioned person said that I should not have commented thus.
If that is true, what should I have said?
Sounds 'bout right to me, I love having the body of christ inside me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Where's ACIN? I think we need some advice here.
:laugh4:Do you mind if I put that in my signature?Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Absolutely not. Everyone should have that in their sig.Quote:
Originally Posted by lenin96
Words of wisdom from the Big Lebowski:Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
(In this scenario the man in the purple shirt is the unknown commentator and you are Lebowski AKA the second man to talk in the clip)
http://tinyurl.com/66losh
9 (fake) balloons for quoting the dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Your balloons suck.
I will not let my advice thread degenerate into insults!
NOTE: Crap, I can't find a good clip of the famous quote from Dr. Strangelove "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the war room!"
EDIT: Youtube clip here, actual scene in video is from :37-:47
http://tinyurl.com/daxvcj
Dear Mikehunt,
I often have Jehovah's Witnesses trying to break into my house and show me the word of God.
Sometimes they are insulting.
One day, when they said to me, "You will burn in the eternal fires of hell", I said, "I am glad then that I have a dark sense of humour".
What would you have said?
I would have said "Thank you for your opinion; have you heard about the Fire-Breathing Leprechaun Lord? He's uber cools and he gives you a pot-o-gold and all the skittles you can eat."
Now I wonder what Mike would say! Clearly it will be better.
I never open my door unless it is family, one of my heros (see my sig) or the pizza delivery man. I see no other reason to open it. And even now I am still debating on whether or not I should open my door for the pizza delivery man or have him throw it through my open window like I ask the Chinese delivery man to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
As long as you chuck out at least a few bucks as a tip, I'd be willing to bust out some funky dance moves. Don't forget the tip, and I'll chuck the box to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Dear Mike Hunt,
You should put a pic of yourself in the photo album thread.
After little consideration, I have decided against that decision.Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
If I post a picture, I won't be mysterious anymore.
:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
Seconded. If you are comfortable doing it of course.
EDIT:late!
If I post a picture, I won't be mysterious anymore.
Yeah,that was one of my main concerns as well.
Above all, I must protect my mysterious image, it makes my comedic one liners and insightful comments even greater.
Dear Mikehunt,
Are you allowing yourself to be wooed by Megas Methuselah and my dear Aemili?
You seem very interested in them.
I am simply quite worried that you might be a... 'robot'.
Glenn.
I am not wooed by either of them, nor will I ever be, I was interested only in that they look completely different then what I had expected.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
And you will never have to worry if I am a robot, why? Because I can say this:
The following statement is true.
The above statement is false.
And my head has not exploded, therefor not a robot.
Dear Mikehunt,
Do you mean that the above statement; "I am not wooed by either of them." is false, and that the following statement; "And my head has not exploded,", is true?
If so, I don't believe you were advising me because I had already realised this.
But since you won't show a picture, I must ask also;
Do you look like your avatar? Without the chainmail?
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Hey ACIN. Who's that fella with the eagle and the bloke who doesn't know how to shave in your hero's list?
I cannot even give clues as to what my true identity looks like. Although I will tell you that I wear chain mail frequently, so that part of my avatar is true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Here is a full list of my heros:Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
1 row left: Bacon
1 row right: Stephen Colbert
2 row left: John McClain
2 row right: Billy Mays
3 row: John Locke
:laugh4::laugh4::laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
For an agonising half a minute there, I thought you mentioned John McCain!!!
And no need to answer my post, as a political discussion is an excellent way to end this thread. :no:
Know that you are not the only one who misread it as "John McCain". :yes:
ACIN - my nose is bleeding, and I blame this upon my joining of the EB Tavern, and also ATPG. What should I do?
:inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
Don't act all innocent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Innocent, I am not; but how did I make your nose bleed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
Innocent, I am not
Hah! proof at last!
Vote ATPG
How about you tell me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
This is a symptom for every new member of the EB Tavern, it should disappear after a week, or 3 days depending on how hard you lurk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
Dear Mikehunt,
Have you seen the sun today?
Glenn.
No, I never do. Too pale to be in direct sunlight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Aha!Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Now we know one aspect of his physical apearance.
He's a redhead :clown:
I am going to laugh when you decipher what I look like by lurking through all my posts then be shocked when I finally post a picture and its nothing like you expected.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
Still trying sweetheart?
Talking to me or miotas?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
You darlin.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Ahhh. I am not just trying I am succeeding. Also, "sweetheart"? "darlin"? you trying to say something here?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
He wants to partake of your forbidden fruit.
Its only forbidden because people seem to think they can walk into my garden and take my apples for free. Well I am sick of it, so no more fruit for anyone!
You mean... they try while you are sleeping?
Why not throw them out of the garden forever? That's not harsh at all. Also, curse them with the ability to die and have their corpses rot, too. That'll teach them.Quote:
Its only forbidden because people seem to think they can walk into my garden and take my apples for free. Well I am sick of it, so no more fruit for anyone!
By the way, I heard you're making some sort of punishment apparatus. May I suggest... something to do with fire?
Meh, too lazy. I will just delegate the task to someone else. Probably one of my tenants, Beezle... something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Does anyone have any actual questions/ need advice?
Whenever, no one can resist my tasty apples.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Can i still have the oranges?
Beezle.... juice?
Beezlejuice.
Beezlejuice.
*nothing happens*
Drat.
With orange juice the price it is nowadays? Heck no. You can have my blackberries though, I have too many of the dang things already.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
Well where can i get free oranges?
I need some advice ACIN!
Try Beetlebub.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Free orange depot.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
That's code for something, but I'm not sure what. Sign me up, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Why did you have to reveal it? Now the whole world knows where to secretly get the shiniest pots and pans for their kitchen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Damn. I read "Can i still have the organs?" and I though what kind of a weird guy you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
Probably says more about me then about you. :square:
You need to stop thinking about my organs Fixiwee.
ACIN, I need some advice, my hair is too long so I want to cut it but if I do I will wake up everyone in the house.
What should I do?
When they see your new haircut, their anger will disappear and they will praise you for your awesome hair cutting skills.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
I guess ACINs posts are written from fortune cookies.
Maybe....Quote:
Originally Posted by Fixiwee
ACIN ACIN!, THere's another advice thread in the frontroom!, I dont know in which one to post!
Help!
WTF? You must always post in this one.
Answer the train question and I shall always remain loyal to this thread.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fixiwee
So Train A is:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fixiwee
64x+22.4 (Because 21/60min is .35 which if multiplied with 64 gives 22.4)
And Train B is
92x
Where x is the amount of time passed.
Together they would be
(64x+22.4)(92x)=430
at the point where they meet.
blah, blah, blah some math aaaand...
After approximately 2.6128 hours.
Train A would have crossed 189.6192 km
Train B would have crossed 240.3869 km
For a total of .................. 430.006 km
So from Train A's perspective they would have met 189.6192/430=.4409 or after crossing 44% of the trip.
From Train B's perspective they would have met 240.3869/430=.559 or after crossing 55.9% of the trip.
44+55.9=99.9 or roughly 100% due to roundoff error.
Now you must stay in here Fixiwee.
Hahaha, awesome. Alright, you have earned my vote.
lol that took me a half an hour to do.
When I posted my msg here I thought something like "the question is so silly that ACIN is the one who might actually solve it"
You can take that as a compliment.
lol, I will.
Dear Mikehunt,
If I were loyal to this thread, how would I go about destroying another thread which was attempting to undermine the strength of this gem of modern theories?
Glenn.