We've banded together because of the numbers in our names, and Caius' bias against numbers.
Nothing more than that comrade.
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We've banded together because of the numbers in our names, and Caius' bias against numbers.
Nothing more than that comrade.
Beefy's been known to have innocent associations based on silly things before, while being guilty.
Godfather III anyone?
I'm just doing my job.
Spraying out the death rays of WIFOM. Confusing everyone.
Need confusion? Jarate is your answer!
Needless advertisement aside (If it is against forum rules to do something so inane, I will remove it) who are we voting for? ATPG usually promises stuff like this, so there are no tells or anything. I say we lynch someone else, and THEN ATPG.
No one has revealed to me.
If someone does, we spare that person.
If two people do, then we have found the evil one.
And since I am willing to die this round... it's a safe move. Please do so.
If we must lynch ATPG, then we do it this round. Next round is a decider :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by A Very Super Market
Or we don't lynch ATPG at all and we lynch two someone elses.
I don't think lynching ATPG would be good, he seems too valuable right now. I trust him, I don't know why but I do. He's got this air of trustability in him :P
Well, there is no reason to trust me unless you vote me dead. And trusting me means nothing unless Stalin reveals to me.
So either we lynch me and tell me who Stalin is, or we don't lynch me at all. Your choice, but I warn you that we have a 50/50 shot at killing the Bad One, right here, right now, if Stalin reveals to me. This is the BEST odds we can hope for.
Either Stalin reveals to me, or you accept I am not a suspect. Fair warning as well, since I didn't claim to be Stalin, that means the Bad One might not target me, and I've only helped him narrow down his suspect list.
Either we let the Bad One have another free shot at our leader or we follow my plan which is the best chance we have of finding him. I am ready to die for Russia and if I am voted in the majority that means you CAN trust me.
Who didn't claim to be Stalin?
Other then ATPG?
Out of those who is still alive..
I never claimed to be Stalin, I could never be close to our glorious leader. I am merely a follower of him.
I don't believe lynching you would help anything ATPG, we know you're not stalin, and I doubt you are the bad one...
Stalin (me) says to beware of capitalist lies. They try to pour sweet honey in your ear then you are hooked you are thrown to the bears.
And all my effort of confusing the bad ones... shatters...Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
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Stalin has watched the people and viewed the biggest threat.
Vote: Beefy182
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Originally Posted by Beefy187
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Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
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Originally Posted by Beefy187
Stalin has deemed your honey poisonous. You act like you are assisting the town, but Stalin has deemed that you are actually not. You try to act in a way you are an innocent, possibly alluding you are me, a nice strategy, however, it seems to be too much of a ploy from a bad one for my own liking. You shall be sent to Siberia.
Regret...Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
But if that is what Stalin wishes then it must be so :shame:
Please do get the scum when I die. You have one more turn left
Stalin suspects more honey pouring for innocence.
I don't believe you are Stalin.
If you were, you wouldn't reveal publicly like that.
Theres no counter reveals, so we don't have any choice but to believe him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Isn't that really throwing WIFOM in the wind isn't it? That could have been my plan along. I publicly reveal, no one believes it, I don't get killed while my fellow comrades are the ones to die.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Then, there is the obvious alternative. If I am not Stalin, the bad one could kill me as the target, I die, the real Stalin lives.
I think it is VERY interesting that no one revealed that they were Stalin to me in private.
Perhaps this Bad One is not that foolish... we so could have gotten him. :wall:
unvote, vote: Spl1tpersonality
unvote, vote: A Very Super Market
for not adding to the discussion.
There is also the fact you could in fact be that bad one however, the fact is, I don't need to reveal myself privately, I am saying it right here. So no need for me to private message it.
If you believe I am the bad one, vote for me, and I will do the same. Because no one counter-claimed to me privately, I won't vote for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
As I said by quoting Beefy. I suspect he is the one ear pouring poison honey bad one. The fact no one revealed to you, other than the fact they might suspect you is because I am actually Stalin.
I would recommend the rest to follow my lead.
Because no one is standing up to you, (and if you were the Bad One, this is pretty ballsy play) I will give you until I hear otherwise, the benefit of the doubt that you are indeed Stalin.
unvote, vote: Beefy187
If we lose, because I followed you and you weren't Stalin... I'm blaming you. :wink:
Shame.. You could've got your glory...Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Instead you are heading straight to the path of "Get shot with multiple AK- 47s"
Well listen, you said you thought you knew who Stalin was, didn't say who, and then, you were given multiple opportunities to claim to be Stalin and you didn't, and since only one person really has claimed seriously to be Stalin, you're at the very least a safe lynch and at worst, the Bad One. I'll take you over me or a claimed Stalin dude.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
If he really is Stalin, and you're not the bad one though, we are royally boned.
I am pretty sure who the bad one is too.
But I won't say just yet..
You are like Bolshevik on bicycle.
No I'm a communist on Vodka.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Well, the term comes from being a member of the Bolshevik party (communist party) and they used to ride around on bicycles (cars were very very rare back then) drunk.
Bugger.. I thought Bolshevik was the rich guys...Thats another thing I have to do before I go to sleep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Read some wiki articles :laugh4:
Anyways, I have nothing to say except I'm not the bad one.
Hopefully, I can take down the bad one with me.
Actually I'll reveal now. I'm a pro town (Suicide Russian on Vodka) with a ability to take down the bad one with me, if he votes for me.
Now who ever doesn't vote for me is the bad one.
Are you sure you want to go down Beefy? Part of me still wishes to see you through this game comrade, but if you are sure in your fate....
Vote : Beefy187
I am sorry comrade, I do not believe he is you, perhaps our leader is wrong this time... but who am I to question now?
Bovine feces!Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
There are no roles besides Stalin and the Bad One. Lies lies lies.
Thats ok comrade.. As long as you survive this.Quote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Your name shall live on, as the man who gave his life to save stalin's.
Aye!Quote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Well you lot got one more night to catch the bugger..
Unvote, Vote: Beefy187
For Stalin!! :furious3:
I am simply calling you out on your mass of WIFOM rays, after all, all your WIFOM could be a ploy in order to save yourself.
Nevertheless, the Almighty Stalin always has plans for the next target, if it is not you, I think I know who it might actually be.
Yes WIFOM for me is like, a cow rolling on oil, preparing a stick, tying him self up on a stick, then lit fire.. Grilled Beef.
I think I managed to get to the stage of tying my self up on a stick.. Just waiting the host to lit the fire...
Beefy has been sent to the Gulags.
Send the Pm. Sorry for the delay, I have been busy travelling.
Bad Beefy, you shouldn't act all suspicious on me. You deserve the gulags for WIFOM-ing into thinking you was Mafia. :sad:
All bad precedents starts on good intention
Caesar said something like that
Good luck :bow:
Curse you Beefy, why did you spray us with your WIFOM rays? If you didn't, I wouldn't have called you out on them. Why Beefy, Why? :cry:
If Caesar said that... then Pompey said:
Long live Pompey Reversals :bounce:Quote:
All good precedents starts on bad intention
If you knew me little better, you would know that I spray WIFOMs alot... Unintentionally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Well I believe AVSM is the bad one. I was hoping him to play catch on me, but his inactiveness didn't allow me to comfirm it.
I don't know how I managed to go this long before anyone mentioned me. This is a mini mafia game too!
Well, first off Beefy, I don't think you are anyhting but a KGB officer. I went through two rounds of WIFOM before picking. Thus, I do not vote for you.
Vote: AVSM
AVSM, it is the night-phase.
Only people left are:
AVSM
Splitpersonality
Beskar
ATPG
Since I am Stalin, I will probably die this night phase, which will leave you, split and ATPG. That is if Caius continues the game.
I'm already dead, and the game goes on so yea.. I'm a KGB officerQuote:
Originally Posted by A Very Super Market
I think it's a good idea to keep the chatter to a minimum during night phase.
Good luck comrades. I will see you in the morning.
Good luck comrades. I will see you in the morning. - ATPG
ATPG is the official cooker of the Soviet Union. He loves to make pizzas. When everyone woke up this morning, they realized that the red thing that was in the floor was ATPG blood, not tomato juice.
AVSM
Splitpersonality
Beskar
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Nice try, traitor! :bounce:
My initial guess would be A Very Super Market as the traitor. He keeps voting for himself, and he wanted to lynch someone and then lynch me. And his contributions to the thread are so appalling that if he wins and he is the traitor, it will be a sad day for mafia games. He's much more active in every other game that he's in, and he doesn't seriously discuss anything here.
Besides he likes Super Markets... free market economy lovers MUST DIE!!!
Very good points, I trust Beskar more than I do AVSM right now as well... AVSM is too quiet right now to be trusted, at least from my perspective.
Death to the free market lovers, how dare they think they can swindle the commonders out of their money!
Vote: AVSM
Splitpersonality, what role are you?
Remember, there are only three people 3 left, and they all have 3 different roles.
Two people claimed KGB, so that means whoever claims Stalin is Stalin.
I know what my role is, so if they say the same as my role, I vote for them and I suggest the other person to. As they are the Bad One.
Also, AVSM, tell me what your role is as well.
I am KGB, and I will not sit here and explain why I believe AVSM to be the bad one.
His posting frequency and contributions speak for themselves. He cares nothing for the town.
AVSM, how do you plead your case?
Why shouldn't I vote against you?
People need to read more.
I'm in around 6 mafia games. I'm going to have to limit the numbers now, seeing how it affects my playing. I was WOG'd in Rubicon without even knowing it (Sorry Tincow!), and I tried to lurk in a mini mafia game. :P
However, I want to say that the only person who hasn't made his own point here is Split. I think he is the traitor, as Beskar is probably Stalin.
You know what's really interesting? None of you have claimed to be Stalin.
All of you have claimed to be KGB (comrades). So the one person who should trust me doesn't.
If Stalin is dead, the game is over. Two of you are lying to me. Why?Quote:
5 comrades
Stalin
The Bad One
Besker claimed Stalin, and theres no counter claimQuote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Its either Split or AVSM.
Due to profiling, I think it is AVSM
I think that Beskar is either bluffing like hell, or is really Stalin. Split, on the other hand is suspicious overall. Please, both of you can send me a PM, since I am the real KGB man here. You are all liars.
I voted for myself early on. No one bit. I did it again. No one bit. Just what is going on here? Split has actually made no contribution, as he simply agrees with the zeitgeist.
Why am I the suspicious one? I've been here all game, trying to help this town, trying to help the comrades, trying to help my country, my leader, my way of life.
You come in here, late in the game, with 4 previous posts, and accuse me?
Unless you are Stalin, and trying to mess with us, I suggest you accept your fate, you dog.
Edit:
I cannot spell today...
:wall:
If we lose because someone didn't trust the only trustworthy people here, then we deserve to lose.
Split, I gave myself up for lynch early on. What have you done that asserts innonence? You could have started lynching me right when I started lurking, but instead you insist on lynching me NOW. Split is capitalist.
How can I prove my innocence then? No way but through the trust of Beskar, maybe even you, if you are Stalin. I, certainly am not our leader, as I have said before. You have also claimed KGB, have you not? and I believe Beskar was the first among us to claim Stalin. Of course I may be mistaken, I don't know your roles, only mine.
Up until now, there have been no tricks, those who were meant to die for our leader did, Beefy went out because he wanted it, he wanted to prove his cause to the motherland, you however, put yourself up for lynch before, maybe to clear our minds of the fact that you were the bad one?
You had no chance of being lynched, during the night, or the next day (today), so you planted doubt in our minds, by "trying" (I hate using air-quotes to emphasize words...) to lynch yourself. We all sort of laughed it off, and said "Oh stilly AVSM, it's night time!"
I don't know how we let you slip through until now either.Quote:
Originally Posted by AVSM
Also, for the record. Early on is not equal to the night before the last day.
Man I'm sick of writing these huge paragraphs, my point is across well enough in the end.
I'll make it easier for myself. If Beskar were to tell my otherwise, I will change my vote.
Vote: AVSM
Well, if I am not Stalin, AVSM is not Stalin and Splitpersonality is not Stalin.
Who the :daisy: was Stalin?
If he is dead, the Bad One was won anyway, so he might as well own up, as he has won the game, heh.
If Stalin is dead, why are we still playing?
Captain Blackadder was Stalin.
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Originally Posted by Caius
We are so dumb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caius
Beskar isn't, though. He told me this.
Might as well get the game overwith, 2 votes against AVSM means he is dead regardless of my vote.
Vote: AVSM
Wait... so...
What.
Our first day lynch was Stalin? Wh... H..
How the *Flower* is the game still going on?!
Maybe the victory conditions of the bad one are more than kill stalin?
Hurmm...
Stalin's not dead, he's in the gulag.
He's probably safe there! :sweatdrop:
Fair enough, safer there than here at least!
Lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
I've never laughed quite soo hard for a while... :laugh4:
Admittedly, I thought it was really weird Caius posted that, but I thought it was because Blackadder said he was Stalin, etc.
But now, with AVSM and Splitpersonality saying they are KGB (well, one of the is the bad one) and me being KGB posing as Stalin. There is no Stalin, my mind just went back to that going "what the :daisy: was he serious?"
Yeah. We aren't really swift this game are we. But me... oh my god.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
Go back and read all my posts and tell me they aren't ridiculously hilarious now.
I win the "Man, that guy is no Sherlock Holmes" award for really really poor deductive reasoning.
No wonder no one came forward to you in a PM, they were already gulag'd!
I am too tired to suspect Beskar. Thus, it is Split.
I'd go with whoever would be the "least entertaining if they were mafia"
Beskar and Split both pretty much lied through their teeth and were ALL OVER this thread. Not bad... at least knowing they were lying all along would be hilarious.
I'd go with AVSM for lack of discussion. Seems to be too cautious. But what do I know? I thought Stalin was still around.
I think this is sigable, within the context of this game at least.Quote:
I'd go with AVSM for lack of discussion. Seems to be too cautious. But what do I know? I thought Stalin was still around.
Really someone should get an award, maybe Caius for dropping such a subtle hint :clown: