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Not after 9PM!!! Remember... always remember... don't let them touch you! Don't you see? They, they can't... they are TOO BUSY with the cows. ALWAYS taking from me what MUST BE DONE!!! You don't think so, but it's true! Don't you know who I am? No, no of course not, you're one of MANY yet to come... I know all your plans, yes, mushmouth, I delivered his HEAD, but they wouldn't do it. So don't think you can fool me because ITS NOT WORKING!!Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Guys a heads up, on Sunday I am leaving to go camping for a week. If I could get lynched before then that would be great. (or replaced, whatever floats your boat. )
Or killed if you are a townie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cultured Drizzt fan
Votaefzzzz: Ciltered derrzz fun *hic*
*laaalaaalaaa*
*mooches around*
*Scratches armpits*
YOUU... MAD PERSON... GOT ANY BEER? I'D LIKE THAT AND...A NAIL CLIPPER.Quote:
Not after 9PM!!! Remember... always remember... don't let them touch you! Don't you see? They, they can't... they are TOO BUSY with the cows. ALWAYS taking from me what MUST BE DONE!!! You don't think so, but it's true! Don't you know who I am? No, no of course not, you're one of MANY yet to come... I know all your plans, yes, mushmouth, I delivered his HEAD, but they wouldn't do it. So don't think you can fool me because ITS NOT WORKING!!
THANK YOU.
"I want my HAAANDS BAACK! HAAAHAHAHAAA!"
pevergreen dances around in an operatic fashion.
I will post seriously, at first I had no pm from Host, so I just thought it was the host being funny with the drunk character I was assigned, then the host pm'd me saying he forgot to give me the result, and he basically said some one was trying to kill me with what was described as having "Evil Grin on his face" and I escaped by running through dangerous machinery and left the assaulter far behind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Yaropolk
In the story, it references this, with apparently the person banging his head on the loom, which allowed to escape.
In short: Who ever the Mafia are, they dislike me are trying to kill me off.
I don't remember giving so many "Village idiot" roles.... :confused:
Tis' cause I am lik' gre't hick 'n um wanna b' lyk me.
(aka, you wrote out my role and people copied me because they thought they would be speaking the same, or I am totally cool and they want to be like me)
Okay lads, came here to make money, with the factory closed, can't make money. Git to work find'n them mafia, so we all can get back to work in the factory, and make money.
I fink it is taka he r'igh smackar.
Vote: taka
Half the town hasn't even voted, and I'm feeling lazy, so I'm go to extend the round for another 8 hours. It will end at 0400 GMT
checks pevergreens pockets when he finally stops twirling about like a fool
Hmm, no pork scratchings. In that case:
Unvote Vote:Abstain
Vote: Cultured Drizzt fanQuote:
Originally Posted by Cultured Drizzt fan
Mafia Scum!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Looking for an easy lynch are we? :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by taka
Vote: Abstain
Unvote, vote: AVSM
Just to make sure
Why, Beefy?
I stopped blindly trusting the host ever since Golden Rules.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
I blame Pizza :beam:
https://i192.photobucket.com/albums/...8630203964.jpg
Everybody wins!
Yeah!!!!!
See!! Lynching the host does work!!Quote:
Originally Posted by A Very Super Market
Um, please tell me that little furball is only sleeping...
Its not moving. Therefore it is deadQuote:
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
OK, nobodies avatar is moving sooo...Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
We are all dead, hell is not fire, brimstone and pointy sticks. It's a never ending online mafia game.:skull:
Aha, but our avatars are not us. It is merely a pictorial representation of us.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
I know, it was either that or a sarcastic comment about a photo not moving.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
In anycase, I agree with you. I hope the kitten starts moving again so we actually know what the heck is going on..Quote:
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
It's all just lemony goodness around here, isn't it? Well, FINE be that way, but you can never steal my magic bag, it's full of SUPREME POWER!!! No, you can't take it from me. You think you're going to get me, but I know better. I want the CHOCOLATE! COVERED! RAISINS! Don't make me use it! DONT YOU DARE! I have it.... yes.... blessings upon thee, seven times I said. But they were still warm after all that. The kitteh goes meow, but not without my argon-crystal laser, they can't take over the world, it belongs to me! Fourty-seven times I cursed him, but he wouldn't stop touching it! And the swarm came and took him away! YOU'VE GOT TO SAVE HIM!!!
Vote: Death is Yonder
Unvote; Vote: Death is Yonder
I press'd dat rong button
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
I was hoping you guys would recognize that ending the game this way would be unbelievably silly... :P
Continue in your boorish voting. Round won't end until later.
Surely there's someone who wants to sub in for CDF.
Yes, Yes, I KNOW you want to kill me, I can see it in your chloroplastic dondelinger! It's so GREEN! But you can never take the crystal from me, it's embedded inside my brain! I tried to extract it the other day, but it wouldn't listen. I told you to stay away! You're strutting around now like you're sultan of the sandcastle, but YOU KNOW where that leads. I drew you a map... there's only one way now, follow the dark path. It ends in rosepetals! All those... thorn bushes.... ARRRGGGHHH!!! But I have a NEW registration. It conducts my identity! AND SO EXCLUSIVE!!! It is I who will replace the fallen one! Only I can examine his corpse and dictate his rusty raisins! Give his role to ME!!! TO ME! The Cultured one, he knows no longer that which cannot be seen!
Fornicating goats!
being pickpocketed is impossible, pevergreen is all knowing and never stops moving.
"He can dance if he wants to, he can leave his friends behind, because his friends dont dance and if they dont dance then their no friends of mine"
There are no replacements as of now... I'm not going to pester people to join a backwater game, so I suppose he will soon be streaming out painful liquids.
but.... but.... I am the mafia! :bigcry:
think about it...... :clown::beam:
What is going on in this weird alternate 1800s? People using items that won't be created for 150 years and quoting tv shows that won't be made for 200. Wait a minute, tv isn't even invented yet!
Damn you all and your strange role playing!!
Round is a tie between CDF and DiY. Since CDF will be leaving us anyways, we'll skip the tie-breaker (Since I went overtime anyways) and just lynch him.
The sun began to set, and the town was nowhere near done with the inanity. The talks were dominated by insane hermits, dancing bumpkins, and incomprehensible toffs, and little progress was made. However, one man uttered a phrase he would soon regret.
"Oi, the p'oice ain't so g'eat an'all, I'm ou'a'ere"
All eyes turned on CDF. "Why would you want to leave so quickly"?
" 'Ell, loik I says"....
It was too late! In an instance, the mob was upon him, leaving Death is Yonder grateful that he didn't say a thing. The mashed up remains were tossed into the nearby stream, since it was gunked up anyways, and left to feed whatever animals that hadn't suffocated yet. As the others left, AtPG quickly jumped in and took a few nibbles, before promptly leaving the scene.
Most went to their drinking dens, one to their estate, and a few to the local plotting halls, where they began to discuss their plans for the night....
Alive
Beskar
pevergreen
atheotes
johnhughthom
Captain Blackadder
Diana Abnoba
Tratorix
Yaropolk
Beefy187
taka
AtPG
Iskander 3.1
Death is Yonder
Bit it
White eyes :D
CDF
Alright, time to start fixing the factory and getting this show on the road.
I second that, I will help.
I tithe to the leader of all the Mandrakes! He's a dirty abortionist, but that holds no gravy where I come from! Oh my heavens mercy no... and that makes me his contented Czarina! I TELL YOU FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME! Is there some kind of scism in your gametes? HMM?? ANSWER ME!!! For I, and I alone am the enforcer! They will never get away with this heist, I'll get straight to the bottom of it all! But he's no exhibitionist, he won't do it that way... he won't! You're wasting your time! You want to keep it up, but there's no more drilling, lighthead! Is there a SOCKET in your mouth??? Then take it away and be done with you! I'll never rebuild it, NEVER!!! I like gerbils.
My apologies for inactivity...Quote:
Originally Posted by A Very Super Market
I have been very, very, very, veryveryveryvery caught up in project coursework which was presented to us on a very short schedule and needed to be completed very quickly, guess I forgot the time.
I find it interesting though that I was nearly bandwagon insta killed in 9 minutes. Its either coincidence or organized, but I think its looking more of coincidence.
Wagh, most people haven't sent there orders in. I'm thinking of being lenient, as activity today was pretty dreadful.
I'll make my orders public:
Locate and don a tutu, then DANCE.
And who would you like to target with that, sir?
Ooh... A tutu!
Me likey!!
Me! Me! Target Me!
Send in your orders to rebuild the factory then we can just win this game.
The night was not a peaceful one, no sir. There were screams, all around town, most of them from the streetwalkers, as Yaropolk stalked the night. Eyeing the ladies, he chuckled to himself, as if unaware that they knew perfectly well he was ogling them from afar. But his goal tonight wasn't to earn himself a slap to the face, he was on his way to keep an eye on the factory. And so, he parked himself down on the street, and sat there.
He saw many interesting, many indeed. What he didn't see was a masked figure parking himself behind Yaropolk, and driving a knife through his head.
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Beskar yawned. His visit to the factory tired him out, and it was time for a rest. It was far too late for a drink, so he decided to just go back to the hovel and sleep. But stepping outside, he noticed a strange sight. A man in a bright red trenchcoat was lying on the ground. Investigating this peculiar man, Beskar noticed that his trenchcoat had melted and ran onto the ground, and up his face. Then realizing that the man had no face, he gasped at the grisly scene, and took off.
As he passed the factory, a tremendous explosion erupted from it, from it, knocking him onto the ground. He quickly got up, dodging the debris that was raining down upon him, and ran for his life. The fire was raging, the man was bleeding, and chunks of machinery were falling all around. Ducking into a corner to catch his breath, Beskar stood, mouth agape at the destruction wreathed, before a swarthy little man broke his skull with a rock. Picking him up with his grimy hands, the man tossed him into the flames, and took off
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As morning came, the town murmured nervously at the state of the area. Two more of them were murdered, and the explosion had done some considerable damage. The mayor's aide once again gave his appraisal of the situation.
"The factory, although ravaged by this dastardly deed, has not felt incapacitating damage. A few good day's of work should fix it up, as soon as we catch whoever is doing this. Now cast your votes, and may god help us." :whip:
NIGHT 2 ENDS (ACTUALLY NIGHT 1)
Alive
pevergreen
atheotes
johnhughthom
Captain Blackadder
Diana Abnoba
Tratorix
Beefy187
taka
AtPG
Iskander 3.1
Death is Yonder
Bit it
White eyes :D
CDF
Yaropolk
Beskar
Looks like the Mafia are obsessed with killing me, two nights on the trot and some one trying to blow me up. Is YLC in this game? :quiz:
Maybe his the mastermind or something :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
Out of interest, why is YLC going after you?
Well Beskar, I suppose that would be because that since there is one mafia family, I don't know whether AVSM has SKs running around, you were attacked the previous night and thus is a likely innocent target.
@Beefy... umm read Dark Descent :sweatdrop::sweatdrop::sweatdrop:
Yeah, Beskar the Gods don't like you too much lately, do they? It looks like 2 more townies down, and the factory is more of a mess now. How I'm I going to make any money, now? Okay lads we need to find us some mafia, so we can get this factory back to shape and make some money.
Back from the *hic* hospital, with a new liver. 2 kills, different circumstances. Wonder if the 2 mafia members are in competition? Buuuuuuurp.
FoS: AtPG for his goat comment. I have proof.
Arise the BLACK SEPTEMBER! Only the GREEN ones will understand! Yes, but there are only seven of them left, besides me of course! As for your precious place filled with things, I don't care about it! I never did, it brings upon us the BLACK SEPTEMBER! But you, you all are not my enemy, I only serve as a distraction, they leave me behind because I grow more and more sane by the day! Soon it will be too much, and then they will be upon me, but know this, it is not I who you are looking for! Now, leave me and my magical crystal alone, I will be just fine! THATS AS CLOSE AS A HINT AS I CAN GIVE YOU! NOW STAY AWAY FROM ME! Just ignore what I am saying... it's not meant to make sense. Only the GREEN ones will understand! The GREEN ones! Direct your attentions upon the BLACKENED ONES! I desire information, if you give it to me, then the crystal will grow with SUPREME POWER!
Huh??
Confused...
Someone give me some booze. *hic*
Vote:Abstain
Vote: Tratorix
Vote: Tratorix
Vote: Captain of the Black Adder
Unvote;Abstain
Vote: Johnhughthom
I would like to hear something from our ever quiet friend who has but stood once and raised his hand to sign up.
Preferably within the next 3 and a half hours...
Hmmm, ever quiet eh? I don't have t' time to debate with thou. If thou insist I vote now I will go with
Vote:ATPG
He is being odd, I don't like oddness.
Very Well, I'll stop voting you, but you better give me the booze eh mate? :yes:
Unvote: Johnhughthom
Vote: Abstain
I'll give the booze if thou gets me pork scratchings. Can't find any in this god-forsaken town.
vote: ATPG
i have absolutely no idea what you're on about you crazy fool
Well, you could always just ask me. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by taka
Let it be known that I am not a role-less townie, and I'd prefer if you left me alone, please. If anyone cares.
Are you the bartender in this place?Quote:
Let it be known that I am not a role-less townie, and I'd prefer if you left me alone, please. If anyone cares.
I would like... whiskey, spirits, beer, and anything that can turn me into a raving drunkard quicker than I can say "more please".
No, I'm not the bartender. Don't you recognize me? I'm the man who shouts at people who pass by and I share with them the revelations I have gained over the past thousand years. I have a terribly important function in this community. I am your leader, and should you choose to follow me, you will be led towards greatness. But no one pays any attention to me, or my divinely-inspired wisdom.
Please don't kill me. :cry:
I'll follow you if I can have various... "stimulants" and "beverages"... my lord...
Oh great one, I would go to the ends of the earth for you, but only if you had enough beer to supply me along my journey.:yes:
What you ask is not mine to give. I am a man of few possessions. All I have are the tattered rags on my body, and this crazy manifesto I've been writing for the past fifty years. It's mostly about the moon people, but there's also a great chapter the deeper meaning of peanut butter cookies. If it assuages any fears, I'm far too busy writing the manifesto to be responsible for these murders.
:bigcry:
I NEED MY BOOZE!!!!111!!!1!!1!11
:bigcry:
Vote: taka Trying to start a bandwagon, are we?
huh? who else voted for pizza?
edit
actually just saw that i'm 2nd to vote for him :sweatdrop:
How about you vote for someone besides me, and we call it even? :laugh4: It's not me, and now that I've revealed that I'm a pro-town I'm as good as dead tonight. Let's try to get it right this round.
Now, if you will excuse me, I have received a message directly from my steak and kidney pie that describes the types of bats that live on the moon, and I simply must teach this awesome revelation to the townspeople.
ATPG is harmless but crazy. Vote: taka because I got a guilty result on him.
K just remember if he's innocent I vote you next. :laugh4:
unvote, vote: Taka
PS- FRIED PICKLES ARE YOUR GOD NOW, ARTICHOKES!!!!
Did you say something about peanut butter cookies? Would go well with me ale.
Same goes for me.
Vote: Taka
Peanut butter cookies!!!
This is ENGLAND!!
We don't eat that crap. Peanut butter I mean, cookies are acceptable. Pork scratchings are much better though.
Tratorix, may I inquire as to why thou waited until near the end of the session before revealing you had a guilty result on taka?
According to my notes, Tratorix hasn't been online until just recently. This may have been his first opportunity bananas are eating my brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
Because I clearly have other motivations and don't want anyone to question me. :skull:Quote:
Originally Posted by johnhughthom
Actually, I got that result the first night and I've been weighing the pros and cons of revealing since. I revealed now because its been like 5 or 6 games since I survived past the third night phase.
Vote: taka
You have to unvote, vote Taka if you want it to be a legal vote, so sayeth the purple three-headed space creature born inside of a watermelon.