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I agree...to a point. But the term most shall be used loosely, to strictly mean more than half. But less than half of those who you must count are actively good people, the rest just try to be good people. I do agree with the rest of your point.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
Ah Hormones! I remember when I had some of those. Sex is great and all that, but I would just as much rather ride a good horse :cowboy:, or go sailing:titanic:, or play a good war game:rifle:. Remember guys, sex is highly overrated, while taking a good dump is highly underrated. Don't get me wrong, I like sex very much, but it oft times is just not worth all the work and drama often associated with it.
Still, I never miss a chance at a good shot of leg! :kiss2: :gorgeous::hair2:
truer words are rarely spoken. In the end, it's a pretty shallow existence to have sex as the central aspect of things you like to do.Quote:
Originally Posted by rotorgun
Guess we'll have to agree to disagree...
Sex with my GF is divine, and I cant think of a better experience :)
I agree that it's overrated, just like cars. :juggle2:
Nonsense!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
Taking a dump, now that's true pleasure!
Ouch ouch ouch bad stomach bad stomach -> toilet -> frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffffffffft -> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhQuote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
Only one girl before college, 4 since college. Have to note that this year (which is my second year) I got a gf for almost the whole year. And I didn't cheat her...yet ;)
Either way I like college.
16-20
What if the intercourse was blocked by a condom? I think that would drastically drop the number of intercourses shown in the poll above.
I think it's fair to count sex with condoms as sex...
Does oral count?
Do holograms count?
1, even with all the modifiers above.
Hopefully in a few weeks, maybe a month or two, two. :yes:
pevergreen, PM if you want some advice how to bed her faster...
Unimaginable to have to wait that long!
What works for you doesn't work for everyone, I am sure Pevergreen can handle it.
I doubt I can, but ever onwards!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
That's so cute!Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
use it.
There is a reason chicks like Hugh Grant.
pever hasn't got that kind of money.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Plently more than you.Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
*checks bank balance*
Maybe...
Well once I get this surgery and car paid off, then the money will actually stay with me.
I don't outlay much.
Remind me to give you a pic of this girl when you're next online on MSN.
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Originally Posted by pevergreen
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Originally Posted by pevergreen
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wait till your first serious relationship ends, that's when your inner-whore comes out to play big time!
Does refusing count? Cuz I had my fair share of proposals turned down because I thought the girl wasn't up to scratch for my tastes. (I'm picky)
I like my country when it comes to this, it really doesn't matter, sex is good, enjoy,
I am. This girl means a lot to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
I disagree, my first one ended a year ago (minus 3 days) and i've not even held hands with a lady since.Quote:
Originally Posted by Furunculus
Though that isnt for lack of trying.:no:
bad luck, i engaged in a 9 month carnival of debauchery which ended when i met my current girlfriend.
it helped that a mate got dumped by his G/F on the same day as me, (the girls knew each other), so we drowned our sorrows in beer and lady-fun.
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Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
What da... :stare: Did you get syphilis or what? Don't post here, it's contagious! :whip:
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Yeah yeah.. I guess that puts the Lemur in the less than 5 category.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
About 75 here, I think. Since I am now 51 and married now and have no ambitions in a certain direction, I guess this tally will remain definitive. I have never regretted a single occasion, in fact I am rather satisfied that I have loved life and women to the max. Like Jesus said: Those who would throw the first stone probably have a splinter in their pants.
Mm-hmm, so you haven't kept an exact tally either. Face it, Dutch boy, sexytime with a woman is not meant to be tallied, totaled and trumpeted. It ain't a numbers game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
Besides which, I was raised to believe that a gentleman never tells. That way ladies of taste and style can get their freak on without fear.
I've heard all the excuses before, my dear prosimian.. And your suggestion that a lady of taste would read the hormone-driven debates in the backroom of a gaming forum beggars belief. Proletariat is clearly above that sort of thing. :smug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Go wash your mouth and we shall speak no more of it. :whip:
that is sig worthy! roflmao :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
My boy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
What can I say? The 1970's...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
dad?
AFAIK I never did Amersfoort... :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
I 'visited' my polymorphous perversion on many of the neighbouring spots though. Lemme see. Nunspeet - check (Bible-belt is always hawt). Harderwijk - check (horrid beach). Apeldoorn - check (parents had a nice swimming pool). Ede-Wageningen - check (non-vegan girl, thank heaven). So Fragony, certainly some of your friends might be...
Seriously, when I look back at my late teens and my twenties I find it hard to imagine that sex is still beset by taboos and hang-ups in parts of the western world. Taboos and hang-ups that properly belong to peoples who dress in birch bark, paint their arses and worship bearded sky gods. I thought we took care of all that nonsense in the 1970's. I guess AIDS put an end to our brave new orgasm. Though in The Neds there are still enclaves where sex is thoroughly normalized and an integral part of socal life. Remarkably, these are mainly rural areas such as Friesland and Brabant/Limburg. Girls from Brabant are the sweetest, mark my words. But who am I telling? You seem to get around quite a bit yourself.
A man who knows that bible-belt chicks are feisty harpies speaketh the truth. I am not nearly that active by the way, nowhere near the 50+ mark, don't know how much but certainly not that many.
edit, I am from de Veluwe by the way, it all started in Barneveld.
Everything started in Barneveld, though science still has to establish whether it started with a chicken or an egg..Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Of course I am not 'active' in the way I used to be. Age, kids, responsibility, you know. It's mainly as a youf that I rocked the boat. Literally. Certain pursuits are more propitious than others. I used to be a sailing and yachting instructor in my early twenties. As such I spent some real 'summers of love' in Greece, France and The Netherlands. Those four or five years are still a happy, sun-soaked memory for me. Had I been a clerk at the local RABO bank, I probably wouldn't have had the same experiences.
Having a boat helps, but de Drammer has been kinda messy since I played chicken with a bridge.
The Neds is a country for small craft, small pleasure boats, small yachts with 30 square yards of sail max. Anything over 7 yards should be taken out to sea. There are far too many floating caravans like your Drammer, steered by bloody amateurs who slam into bridges, piers, buoys, each other...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Please tell me you hit that bridge because you were below deck racking up your damsel score, or I will be seriously disappointed.
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You lived in the 70's and did 75 women?Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
Amateur. My mom managed 75 in a weekend.
(My poor dad, meanwhile, grew up hoping to marry a virgin. :laugh4:)
I thought 5 in a weekend was hardcore :(
I would have ROCKED in the 70's!
Not everything cuts it at Club Med...:tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
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It's amazing though to see what rocked in the 1970's.Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
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Here's an educational soundbit on how to impress women that I incidentally just came across.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Cougar :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
Well I was caught kinda of guard :shame:Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
Awww... and he's hanging his head in embarrasment. That's so cute!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
I'm sorry Frags, I shouldn't have been so nasty about your Drammer. I hope that she's well and will soon take to sea again. Or to the Eem..
Ah she served me well, as a wise man once said: we need a bigger boat. Getting me one of these next year.
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Teh Bayliner. You're moving up in the world. And on topic: this is certinly gonna attract more, um, attention than the old one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
You know I have been looking for something like this last year:
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Not exactly a chick magnet, rather a robust yawl to sail around the world with my family. We finally and reluctantly dumped the whole plan. Too costly from every angle: money, missed exams for the kids, missed business opportunities for the wife. I should have done this ten years ago. I feel such a loser for saying that, but it's true.
That's gonna cost you a lot of money.
I said I'm not gonna do it. But yeah, it's at least 175.000 or 200.000 euro for a robust 40 ft yawl with a good diesel and not too many gadgets.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Well I just happen to have a fine boat, truly spartan and it is for sale. The journey of a lifetime.Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
Louis VI the Fat, WHERE did you dig up that photo???
I am soooo gonna print it and put it in the ski school dressing room! :2thumbsup:
EDIT: You should be here for the annual ski school naked run...
It's a tradition here, last day the slope is open we all ski down naked...
Nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
Speaking of which, they have nude sailing in California and Florida, just as they do in Australia. It's a big country and there's more to it than virginity balls and mad preachers. In my experience Americans can be just as relaxed about sex as anyone else and they've got the numbers and the pictures to prove it.
We have nude sailing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Adrian II
Why has there never been a report about this?
This is not common knowledge.
CA, Rythmic...we have our mission.