:bigcry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Csargo
What did I ever do to you, meanie?
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:bigcry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Csargo
What did I ever do to you, meanie?
What is your opinion of Top Shot? Your answer will determine my vote.Quote:
Originally Posted by B_Ray
I thought I was about due for a night one offing. Well timed, scum, well timed.
Don't congratulate me, congratulate the host. I think General Hankercheif messed up my order to kill B_Ray, and accidentally offed you instead. Bad break for both of us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Renata
Only because I foresaw you messing up my name. :stare:Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack
Also w00t, Post #9,000. :balloon3: :medievalcheers:
Hello.Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
I amd dead also posts than you.
Please forgive me of my sins, General. I swear to the heavens it was a typo.Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
Canucks just won. Not sure about how I feel about that (though the entire series was boring as ****). Vote: Zack
*gulps* A tricky question...Quote:
Originally Posted by Scienter
I'll be honest. I've never watched an entire episode. Sharpshooting isn't all that appealing to me, so watching lots of guys try to hit targets for 30 minutes at a time just doesn't provide that much entertainment. It's impressive, no doubt, but I'm more interested in facts, economics, and mental prowess, which is why Pawn Stars and American Pickers appeal more. Cause those shows are about guys using their business wiles and historical knowledge to make a living off trading, essentially. Like modern day caravan merchants. Fascinating stuff. That said, a gun and good aim would be tremendously more useful in this situation.
Vote: Zack, for making such an awfully descriptive depiction of my death. Which involved cannibalism. Cannibals are bad.
*serious mode on*
Voting for me is being lazy, settling for an easy target. This is the second time in a row you've done it with no explanation, Reenk Roink. Stop being lazy. :stare:
Unvote, Vote: Reenk Roink
Ok...
Vote: God Emperor
Merely a feeling.
You dare ask for explanations for votes!?!?!?! :stare:
It is surely an incontrovertible maxim of Mafia games and of life itself that seeking explanations for actions is the surest way to fall into manifest error. For it is clear that any introspection for reasons behind our motives are themselves laden with various biases, observational vantages, and theoretical paradigms which lead to significant distortion. Not only this, but surely it must be admitted that a complete and comprehensive account of explanation for anything at all is simply not cognoscible! The explanandum and explanans are both infinite whereas our minds are simply finite.
And, despite this, you demand from our inherently flawed selves these inherently flawed casuistries for votes with a brazen foolishness that knows no limit (or perhaps they are sought with a cognizant malevolence? :inquisitive:)!
Whatever the case may be, I am quite certain you need to be killed off. In fact, I will now make it my primary goal of this game to do so. :knight:
Vote: Visorslash
Well, these are yours.
Vote: Reenk Roink
Vote: ATPG
You meant to vote for Visorslash. :wink: But I forgive you.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLastDays
Don't worry, I'm here to help!
Unvote; Vote: Visorslash
Nifty...
unvote, vote: Chaotix
God Emperor loves Renata.
Vote : Scienter
Game over for you, mafiosa :stare: You might as well confess, you murderer :stare:
FoS: People voting Zack
Vote: RR
Vote: B_Ray
Long live the old history channel!
Vote: The LastDays
Explain yourself sir.
Vote: Zack :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Seriously though, your style has changed Zack. worth exploring (although this game doesn't offer reveals)
I'm almost always an idiot like this in small games nowadays. Usually at least one scumbag votes for me when I do this act.Quote:
Originally Posted by God Emperor
:inquisitive: What makes you think I killed her?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
I don't entirely agree with you, but your rationale is good.Quote:
Originally Posted by B_Ray
Yaseikhaan, are you dissing Pawn Stars? :stare: I wish the History Channel would show more... history. I really can't stand those paranormal and "Searching for Sasquatch" type shows. It's almost as bad as the Sci Fi channel showing wrestling.
Why do you feel the need to defend yourself against what is obviously a nonsensical vote?Quote:
Originally Posted by Scienter
I find it interesting that both you and APTG have randomly voted for me. If you don't think I'm mafia, why would you vote for me? Shouldn't you be trying to uncover the scum?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
FoS:Andres
Yeah Andres.
Lazy Andres is lazy. :(
OOOOOOOOOOOO y'all got burned.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scienter
But shouldn't YOU be using a girl avatar if you are a girl? :inquisitive: There are a lot of you types in Clinton, Iowa, and none of them are up to any good.
It is perfectly possible that two people who vote randomly vote the same person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scienter
Why do you think my vote was random?
I see no need to explain myself... You should...
unvote, vote: Zack :P
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Originally Posted by God Emperor
:stare::stare::stare:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheLastDays
HoS you guys
You yourself said that it was nonsensical. :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Vote: Andres
I have to ask, why are you defending me so vehemently?Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Typically in mafia, one shouldn't defend another unless they know they're on the same side.
BTW the lot of you are proving why Joker roles are so easy.
To repeat a phrase a wise man once used:
I have to ask, what legitimate reason is there to vote for me besides the fact that I have been acting silly? (On Day 1? SILLY??? NEVAR!!!!! :stare:)
Because you're Ballsy and Ruthless enough to do so as scum?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack
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Originally Posted by johnhughthom
O RLY?Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
So you're attacking my vote with a WIFOM argument that defends somebody else?
Unvote, Vote: ATPG
Just what I was looking for.
A scapegoat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotix
Could anybody fill me in on what exactly a "joker" role is? It's not in the forum's Glossary sticky, and I didn't find it in either of the two Mafia wikis I know of.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack
The joker role is banned forever.Quote:
Originally Posted by B_Ray
We shall never speak of it again.
:cry: Please?
Somebody who wins the game when they get lynched. I hate them. I hate them. They are horrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by B_Ray
Voting closed.
Clinton, Iowa
Day 2
The voting continued. There was still no attempt to build some sort of facet of a society amongst the campers. There was still too much distrust. More importantly, there was still too much denial about their situation. They were all hoping that this threat would simply go away. Naturally, it wouldn't - Renata's death spoke to that. And soon they were all running low on food and fuel for the fire, and the voting got even testier as a result.
The target for today was Zack, who appropriately enough was probably the most in denial about their situation. He more so than anyone else was cracking jokes, repeatedly saying how he was one of the killers and how every event that they had experienced simply confirmed his status. The campers, already on edge and not really used to dealing with this sort of thing in their everyday lives, were only too happy to oblige him.
It was only now, in the end, did Zack realize exactly what was going to happen to him as the votes started piling on. He quickly changed his tone, saying that voting for him was "the easy way out", but it was far too little, too late. And as the sun set Zack had the clear majority of votes, as two days in it seemed as if the campers' main strategy was to isolate those who didn't quite fit in or go with the group. And so everyone gathered awkwardly around the fire, as Zack, sweating bullets but resigned to his fate, was staring straight at the man who had executed Who am i? the previous day.
"So, what's it going to be?" he asked, trying to keep his voice from shaking. "You got the last guy by surprise, but this time I know what's -"
Zack never saw it coming, as the second strongest of the campers was the one who wielded the flaming log this time. Everyone shook their heads and immediately went back to their own little worlds for the night, each of them regretting more and more the choices they had made in life that had brought them to this point.
Day 2 tally:
Zack: 5 (Csargo, Reenk, B_Ray, God Emperor, TheLastDays) :skull:
Reenk Roink: 2 (Zack, Diamondeye)
Askthepizzaguy: 1 (Chaotix)
Visorslash: 1 (Visorslash)
Andres: 1 (Scienter)
Chaotix: 1 (ATPG)
Scienter: 1 (Andres)
B_Ray: 1 (khaan)
TheLastDays: 1 (JHT)
Not voting: 1 (robbiecon)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Still alive: 14
Yaseikhaan
Visorslash
Reenk Roink
B_Ray
robbiecon
Csargo
Diamondeye
Andres
johnhughthom
Scienter
God Emperor
Askthepizzaguy
TheLastDays
Chaotix
Killed:
Renata
Executed:
Who am i?
Zack
It is now Night 2. This phase will last until 21:00 GMT -4 (US Eastern time).
boooooooooo bad townies
First rule of mafia = don't lynch Zack.
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
It's all the pizzaman's fault. :stare: I'm not tipping, and not because I'm dead.
Because you're cheap?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack
That's not very nice ATPG. :'(
"Nonsensical" and "random" are not the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scienter
:bigcry: You cut me real deep. (I fully expect you to cover the medical bill for said cuts.)Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
You were too close to being lynched day 1.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
If you were scum, that's a risky place to have your vote when the going gets tight. That's not to say I'm 100% sure of your alignment, but looking at this vote (and then today's), I consider it pretty unlikely. Problem is, while I'm of course suspicious of the people who bandwagoned you today, the wagon was so massive that scum could just as well have been fishing around lodging irrelevant votes...
B Ray is the most suspicious at the moment in my opinion.
Hey!Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Stop implicating me, I'm trying to blend in here.
Oh you'll pay for that tonight! :klingon: I mean, uh... you... you're incorrect, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
Clinton, Iowa
Night 2
The campers were two full days in to their situation and the soggy conditions that had trapped them here showed no signs of abating. The one person with a radio had relayed to them all that locally, this flooding was the worst in the area since the summer of 2008. The Mississippi was still overflowing, and the only road leaving in or out of the campground was still a flooded, soggy, mess. And this meant that all of the like-minded people at the campground were still trapped there, at the mercy of the two interlopers in their midst and with no weapon to combat them save for their collective intelligences and trust.
They themselves had killed two of their own, collectively. Did they go two-for-two? Would this be the last of the bloodshed at the campground, and would the campers be able to wait for conditions to improve in peace? robbiecon, for one, doubted it. The odds of that happening, based off pure numbers, were two-in-seventeen immediately followed by one-or-two-in-fifteen, which equated to a percentage rate of... well... robbiecon was never much good at math. This was one of the reasons why he had taken to a life on the road. He had never really fit in with his school, with his hometown; he had worked several jobs though, and was good at them too, but the discipline required to stay on them and do the same thing, day in and day out, was never there.
A road life called to robbiecon, and he was eventually helpless to resist, taking to it only two years ago. He had learned quite a lot in those two years - the tricks of survival, how to stretch a limited budget until it was impossible to stretch further, and then stretch it some more, where the safe places are to stay - but this place would be the final test. Could he keep out of trouble and figure out who didn't quite belong?
This was all a lot to ponder. robbiecon needed to remain calm and and coherent. In order to do this he would need his sleep. A soft song played in his head, "Captain Jack" by Billy Joel, as he tried to drift off. robbiecon had no tent, he would sleep under the stars. It was a cloudy night, so not even the twinkle of the stars would help him.
It was 48 hours, give or take, since robbiecon had gotten a good, true rest. He was finally calm enough to put all of his nerves, all of his paranoia, behind him. He eventually drifted off into blissful oblivion, thoughts of where he had been in life and where he would end up, "Captain Jack" still playing in his head, when the criminal's rusty knife was plunged directly into his throat.
The next day, when doing a headcount, the campers soon realized that there would be another duty they had to attend to aside from voting, gathering wood, keeping the fire going, and scouring for food: burial duty. The murdered victims would be put in the ground. The condemned lynchees would be burned. Currently there were two bodies that had to be buried, with presumably more on the way. "Unless we get this right," one of the campers said, and everybody else agreed.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Still alive: 13
Yaseikhaan
Visorslash
Reenk Roink
B_Ray
Csargo
Diamondeye
Andres
johnhughthom
Scienter
God Emperor
Askthepizzaguy
TheLastDays
Chaotix
Killed:
Renata
robbiecon
Executed:
Who am i?
Zack
It is now Day 3. This phase will last 24 hours.
Vote: Askthepizzaguy
Vote: Chaotix
I'll give my life, assuming I get yours in return. You're infested with scum and villainy.
Hmmm...
vote: Scienter
Vote : TheLastDays
Vote: B Ray obviously.
Obvious scum is obvious.
Vote: Visorslash
Actually, I want to vote my scumbuddy off first. Help me, will you?
Unvote; Vote: Csargo
Unvote ; Vote : Visorslash
He basically confessed.
Vote: Diamondeye
Vote: Chaotix , ATPG says you are evil :shrug:
Scum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reenk Roink
Vote: Diamondeye
False scum accusation- if you really think he is, vote for him, instead of trying to influence others to do your dirty work.
Ok,Quote:
Originally Posted by Visorslash
Unvote, Vote: Visorslash
I don't like self-votes.
Come back here and fight like a man!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotix
Chicken!!! CHICKEN!!!
I'll eat your face and sell your toes on eBay.
Lol okay. I self voted for that lulz, and to see your reaction. I'm not voting for myself this round.
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
You want a fight, but you've got nothing on me but empty (if hilarious) threats. I find you suspicious, but I am never truly certain of anything.
I'm merely keeping my eye on you for the moment and waiting for you to make another mistake that sets off my scumdar.
When are you planning on changing it? Last minute to save your own skin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Visorslash
Already changed it. It's on Csargo.
This is Day 3, can we please move on to better reasoning for votes than someone being silly or joke reasons? We'll never catch the mafia this way.
Vote: God Emperor
Such a lazy vote.
Sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zack
Vote: Zack
Unvote, Vote: Zack
Crap, that really takes the comic value away from my first post.
Anyway, still voting Zack, because he is standing in the background and criticizing while not actively pursuing an argument himself.
:P
Nice work. He won't put up much of a fight.
You could probably say that about a few players.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaotix