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Lolwut? He's not even playing in this game.
Hopefully Visor will learn it one day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
Visor can always get away with it somehow. In Capo he was making the most outrageously scummy comments, yet nobody suspected him. I really wish I had his abilities.
Yeah. Just don't defend yourself. Works like a charm, 9/10 times. Look at Chaotix. He's still alive.
Yes he is. :stare:Quote:
Originally Posted by landlubber
Yeah that really confused me when I played my first mafia game. Defend yourself and BAM! Everyone thinks your scum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xenoneb
I fail to see the problem with Edse's statement. It's a completely valid thought if you're not used to Andres's style.:shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
It is - it just shows that Pizza, GE, and I are the scum you are looking for.
fos:Visorslash since i got him via random, but i can't vote yet. :(
Demonstrates a lack of nervousness or concern for his victory/survival as mafia, therefore people think that makes him townie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
Since he's got a solid record of being townie every time he does this, it's not an indicator. You'll have to find some other indicator of him being a scumbag.
This on the other hand feels like pretense to be "townie". Act like you're trying to figure out who is townie, and you will be seen as a contributing and productive member of the team.Quote:
Originally Posted by edse
Frozen in Ice showing concern for the suspicions placed on Edse. Why? What valid suspicions could anyone possibly have yet, other than strange behavioral quirks which are a long shot at best anyway? No special rules, no townie power roles. Reach out and lynch somebody. I prefer someone acting odd. Your definition of odd may vary.Quote:
Originally Posted by Frozen In Ice
I say we lynch Pizza. I know he's not technically in the game but I'm sure he's still mafia somehow.
Well, we're allowed to lynch non-players - if we can't get Pizza in Capo, let's get him here!
I win the thread, my deliberate comment from me caused two pages of posts. :laugh4:
Well it's a good thing I didn't sign up. Twice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
My argument stands :beam:.
*** The earth starts to tremble and clouds are packing together. Several lightning bolts come down and miss Ishmael by nothing more than an inch. Instead of rolling thunder, a loud, manly voice can be heard ***Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
"YOU WERE SAYING???"
Compensating for something Andres?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
*Ishmael judges that he has provoked the host enough for one night, and retreats into his definitely lightning-proof cave tohidesleep.*
*** already starts preparing write-up for Ishmaels death ***
It's a good thing the lightning-proof cave doesn't have any bears.
Instead, it is filled with man-eating wolverines. Ishmael will die well. It will be a much cleaner death than the one he faces from the Almighty Andres.
I recommend wrapping steaks around your neck to make it happen more quickly, Ishy.
I will fight them off with my point-éd stick, just like I fought off the tiger in Capo...oh, wait.
I thought you were in your cave now? Shush.
Oh really....Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahoma
You have a pointed stick?! :brood:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
Best to watch the writeups for pizzazz.
But how can you kill your scumbuddy Monty? :stare:
No, what I was getting at is that GodEmperor is my scumbuddy. Pizza must be the serial killer.
Aha! Now I understand what's going on here...
*practices scrawling "Montmorency" on a slip of imaginary paper*
*draws knife and twirls it around *
It would be nice to have some Pizza-free games...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahoma
but it seems impossible.
Even if he is not playing he dominates discussion = either directly, or by being subject of it
arrgggh
Hey... wait a moment
Pizza IS on the list of players.
Cahoma, why are you saying what you have said??
I did not find him at first, since normally he is reduced to ATPG and not just Pizza.
He's a back-up...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarema
Eh, I'm just saying that lynching edse on that is as good as lynching him because Random.org said so imo. That makes it perfectly viable of course:clown:, but nothing great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
no. At least not on the sign up list im reading.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahoma
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahoma
Cahoma, you are wrong...Quote:
Originally Posted by Frozen In Ice
The Island - Night 1 - Conclusion
Dimitri grinned at Mikhail. Finding those shovels in that cave simply had to mean something good!
They slowly sneaked up on the tourist who was sitting on the beach, watching the waves roll.
While he was thinking about home and how stupid he had been falling for that advertisement, Sasaki Kojiro didn't hear the notorious Russian hitmen coming near. A hard blow on the back of his head rendered him unconscious.
Dimitri grabbed Sasaki's feet while Mikhial grabbed him under his arms. The mafiosi carried the body a bit futher, to a nearby tree.
Half an hour later, Sasaki started shaking his head. He tried to move, but something stopped him in his movements. It was a dark night and he didn't see a thing. The only thing his senses registered was the sound of shoveling and dirt falling on him. For a moment, the clouds allowed the moon to shine over the Island. He tried to see the face of the man standing to the right, but failed to notice the other man throwing another load of dirt, this time right in his face. Three or four more loads of dirt and Sasaki could no longer breathe. He tried to yell, but the dirt found its' way into his throat.
Sasaki slowly suffocated to death...
***
The leaves of the palm trees were excellent to make it look as if he had a mane. Richie laughed quietly while he looked at the rope he found on the beach.
Suddenly, he saw one of the tourists passing by, probably looking for a tree. He decided to follow him.
The man indeed walked over to a tree, but he accidentally tripped over something.
Richie used the opportunity to jump on Death is yonder. He managed to get the rope around DiY's neck and started to strangle him. The struggle didn't take too long and soon, DiY stopped moving.
The rope still around DiY's neck, Richie swung the other end of it around a branch and pulled DiY up.
Looking at the hanging body, Richie started to laugh and dance hysterically, constantly yelling "I shall be known as a a mercenary, like a Karian. I shall be known as a a mercenary, like a Karian. I shall be known as a a mercenary, like a Karian. I shall be known as a a mercenary, like a Karian. I shall be known as a..."
***
The Island - Day 1
The tourists couldn't stop staring at the body of Death is yonder hanging on the tree. They were in complete disbelief. A few of them couldn't help themselves and threw up whatever was still in their stomach.
One of them wanted to walk over to the body, but he accidentally tripped over something sticking out of the sand.
"That looks like a foot or somehing!"
One of the tourists started giggling while another one yelled "shut up!"
Four or five tourists immediately started to dig up Sasaki Kojiro's corpse.
"There's a murderer among us!"
"We need to find him before he kills us all!"
The tourists started to look at each other, angry and distrustfull.
"Let's not jump to conclusions too fast," one of them said. "We can't start killing each other just like that, we need to organise ourselves!"
"Fine," another tourist said, "let the majority decide. Whoever gets the most votes will be executed."
"But, but, but... I'm against the death penalty! It's cruel. It's inhumane! What if we kill an innocent?"
"They were innocent too!" several tourists yelled.
The defender of human rights murmured a silent "ok, ok, as long as it isn't me" and the tourists started the procedure.
***
Alive (29/31):
Montmorency
Arjos
landlubber
robbiecan
Ishmael
Pizza
God Emperor
Oh! The Last Days
LazyMcCrow
Cahoma
Riedquat
autolycus
Lewwyn
Chaotix
Jarema
Daveshack
Tiaexz
edse
Beefy187
Earthling
hero di classico
scottishranger
Warman
Bow-wow-wow
Xenoneb
Visorslash
Memnon
Frozen in Ice
Skooma Addict
Killed (2)
Sasaki Kojiro
Death is yonder
Lynched (0)
WOG/Suicide (0)
Replacements:
Choxorn
TinCow
***
It's now day and you can start voting. Day will last +/- 24 hours :bow:
Well, I shall have my revenge at any rate.
Lynch Skooma, he's one of the guys that killed me.
How do you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
Wait! Don't tell me!... Let me buy a Ouija board first...
The day can last for -24 hours? How does that work?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Incidentally, I have to head out now. Hopefully I'll have time to vote this evening, but just in case:
vote: abstain.
Vote:Cahoma He deserves to die.
Vote: Skooma Addict
Sasaki is always right.
Apathy is deathQuote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...hyKilledTheCat
Vote: Ishmael
uhh... I do?Quote:
Originally Posted by edse
Vote:Scottishranger.
I don't believe we've met. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm landlubber, pleasure to meet you. :bow:
Vote: Bow-wow-wow
Just like the name :D
Vote: Abstain
Let's get back to basics.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
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Inactives, I assume?Quote:
Lynch non-players
Which makes the game boring for some. Thereby creating inactives.Quote:
draw out the game for as long as possible
And we can still be wrong.Quote:
Given enough time, the scum should reveal themselves of their own accord. We need to allow the small hints to accumulate.
I don't agree with this. Vote: Chaotix, random lynch.
Unvote; Vote: Chaotix
To be clear, I know you do this some games Monty, I just don't agree with it. It makes people lose interest in the game.
Maybe it makes scum lose interest. :rolleyes:
I guess we'll have to rely on Pizza's skill again. :shifty:
Random says Vote: Landlubber.
Sorry dude.
If it is made clear there will be a lynch of an inactive each day, then no one will have to discuss much, there will be a lot of bandwagons, and we wont be providing the scum many opportunities to reveal themselves. Instead, we should apply pressure on a lot of people, and find a happy medium between lynching inactives and non-inactives without becoming predictable.
Vote: Daveshack Remember what I said about a Random.org lynch being viable?:devil:
vote: Sasaki as per rule #1
P.S.: I know, he's dead, no need to tell me, thanks :cool:
I can't say why I know; I'm dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riedquat
Why hellurrr there landluberr! We have not been formally introduced. Please accept my invititation to the dinner party. Vote Landlubber! I want him to come to dinna with meeeQuote:
Originally Posted by landlubber
For that was the ouija board... I guess I'll stick with the surf board...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
Vote: Earthling because I miss his walls of texts :P
I agree with frozen. We do need to put more pressure on people.
People like...Frozen in ICE!!!!!!!!!!!
Vote: Frozen in Ice
Now let me go get my large paperweight.
And you, are always scum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiaexz
Vote: Tiaexz
When I said non-players, I didn't mean inactives.
But whatever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
vote:Warman
I have received a sign! Random.org and Sasaki (both demi-gods of Mafia) have agreed upon a verdict - Skooma Addict must die!
unvote, vote: Skooma Addict
fos:Ishmael
First Day... Let's skip straight to the last day! Vote: Oh The Last Days!
Logic dictates that the person who posts before me must be scum. Vote: Lewwyn
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Crap, spoiler tags are different here and I can't edit the post with a vote in it. :dizzy2:
The code here is quite different.
vote: Arjos
because I havnt done it before
Vote: Visorslash
No particular reason, I just think it's about time he was actually mafia.
Unvote:vote: Skooma Addict It might have been for fun but I'll go for you anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by Skooma Addict
vote: Beefy187
Nice to meet you
Nice one. Been a while since I've done a good OMGUS vote. unvote, vote: Lewwyn :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lewwyn
Vote: Beefy187Quote:
Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow
Nice to meat you.
Vote:Beefy187
Not a good piece of beef. :laugh:!
unvote, vote: ELITEOFMRPEANUTWARMAN888888888
Vote: Visorslash
Always a good lynch.
Well that was fast :embarassed:
Oh well, it was a nice one day vacation :cool:
I don't suppose I could have my money back Captain Andres...?
vote: Beefy187. Best not let inactivity bring us down
Voting concluded. Stand by for execution.
The tourists kept debating fiercely. Accusations were thrown around seemingly ad random. Most tourists seemed to be more concerned about not being the one to get lynched than actually finding the ones responsible for the killing.
In the end, they chose to execute two tourists! Skooma addict seemed an obvious choice. Somebody who was addicted to illegal substances was obviously a possible killer. The addicts' defense that Skooma didn't exist and was just some sort of drugs that only existed in the fantasy of some creators of a popular video game didn't help. In fact, it even made him more suspicious. Surely, only a real drugs addict could invent such a story!
The other one they wished to execute only had himself to blame. An Island. No food at all. And then you run around with a name like Beefy187? Allthough it had only been a day, most tourists were already starving. Who wouldn't want to eat 187 beef steaks after a day of hunger and emotions?
Suddenly, the human rights watcher started to wave his finger around and yelled that only one person should be executed. This whole procedure was already against all possible human rights and...
"Fine!" Skooma Addict said. "If we're going to lynch only one person, then I suggest we only kill Beefy187."
Suddenly, the peaceful tourist became very pale. Surely, this wasn't what he meant by...
Beefy187's thought process was interupted by the teeth of 29 humans sinking into his flesh...
***
Tally:
Beefy187: 3 (Warman, Earthling, Pizza) :skull:
Skooma addict: 3 (edse, Tiaexz, Ishmael)
landlubber: 2 (scottishranger, Cahoma)
Lewwyn: 2 (Daveshack, Oh! TLD)
Warman: 2 (hero di classico, LazyMcCrow)
Visorslash: 2 (Xenoneb, Chaotix)
Arjos: 1 (Jarema)
Ishmael: 1 (God Emperor)
Oh! TLD: 1 (Lewwyn)
Chaotix: 1 (Visorslash)
Daveshack: 1 (Frozen in Ice)
Tiaexcz: 1 (Skooma Addict)
Earthling: 1 (Riedquat)
scottishranger: 1 (landlubber)
Bow-wow-wow: 1 (Arjos)
Frozen in Ice: 1 (Seon)
abstain: 1 (Montomorency)
Not voting: 6 (robbiecon, autolycus, Beefy187, Bow-wow-wow, Memnon, X, the non-existing representative of all non participants (only visible and noticeable by the INFALLIBLE HOST who created him so that there is no mistake; there can't be a mistake, well, there can be mistakes, but not by the INFALLIBLE HOST; that's why he's INFALLIBLE. Also, Jarema will die a gruesome death for daring to insinuate something that could be interpreted as doubting the INFALLIBLE HOST.))
Alive (29/32):
Montmorency
Arjos
landlubber
robbiecon
Ishmael
Pizza
God Emperor
Oh! The Last Days
LazyMcCrow
Cahoma
Riedquat
Seon
autolycus
Lewwyn
Chaotix
Jarema
Daveshack
Tiaexz
edse
Earthling
hero di classico
scottishranger
Warman
Bow-wow-wow
Xenoneb
Visorslash
Memnon
Frozen in Ice
Skooma Addict
Killed (2)
Sasaki Kojiro
Death is yonder
Lynched (1)
Beefy187
WOG/Suicide (0)
Replacements:
Choxorn
TinCow
***
It's now night. PM's please. Night will last +/- 24 hours. :bow:
Note: Allthough he was on my sheet, it appears Seon was not included in the playerlist in my posts here. I corrected the list.
What a meanie! :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by LazyMcCrow
Is it a mistake? Or not? Number 6 and only 5 names...Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Why do I feel like Beefy was innocent?
Bah, it will pass. He was delicious, that's what matters.