Vote: Kage for playing so bad these days in pretty much every game.
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Vote: Kage for playing so bad these days in pretty much every game.
Vote: Kage
:inquisitive:
Vote:Montmorency
Lalala
Unvote, too eager aka scum. Vote: Monty
Vote: Abstain
Have had a lot of RL stuff on my mind, haven't read the thread since yesterday. Will try to get back into it soon.
Vote:Csargo
What were you doing last night? Explain yourself!
Vote: Kage
Monty just needs somebody to love him.
Vote: Abstain
hi again vote:Askthepizzaguy
I believe that if I vote:Montmorency I am third on the bandwaggon and therefore mafia.
Vote:Kage. He's being weird.
Myrrdraal, do you have some information about vote:csargo?
Vote: Abstain
I'm going to kill him. He's been dodging the lynch for years.
The line must be drawn HERE!!!
THIS FAR, NO FARTHER
AND I.... WILL MAKE HIM PAY FOR WHAT HE'S DONE!!!!
I got nothing.
Vote: Abstain.
Since I've got nothing better than randomness to go off of, Vote: ACIN
To all it may concern-
If someone in your protect group doesn't show and the target isn't attacked, you're not informed the group would have failed, just that the target wasn't attacked.
In this case the person self-reported that they weren't able to send in orders due to an emergency.
So, do not assume everyone was in your group if the target didn't get attacked.
I haven't tallied in a while, hope it is correct.
Tally
3 Kagemusha: Montmorency, a completely inoffensive name, landlubber
3 Montmorency: Csargo, Kagemusha, El Barto
2 edse: Visorslash, Askthepizzaguy
2 Visorslash: edse, Zack
2 Csargo: Myrddraal, autolycus
1 Askthepizzaguy: Nightbringer
1 a completely inoffensive name: dcmort93
4 Abstain: GeneralHankerchief, Golden1Knight, Sooh, Ituralde
4 No Vote: Andres, BSmith, Ironside, johnhughthom
Unvote; Vote: Csargo
tieing it up, plus hes the worst of the three imo
kage and monty are just kage and monty
vote: Csargo Might as well put someone in the lead.
Why so, Mr. Smith?
Unvote: Abstain
Because it wasn't valid.
Unvote: Edse
Because it was valid.
Vote: BSmith
Because I might as well vote for him. I mean, there's really no reason not to, so it must be done!
Unvote: Bsmith
Vote: Abstain again.
I totally would have left my vote on BSmith if I were scum. That's the kind of stuff I wait for, because man, it's so easy to attack.
You really have it in for that abstain bloke.
Well, Ironside, is your relationship with this abstain fellow platonic or intensely homoerotic?
@Csargo: your post was a joke?
So it was a joke… :/ After all the Pirate-y stuff I was half-expecting you to claim the cult of QuetzalcoĆ”tl or something as weird.
Vote: Golden1Knight
I blame you for this abstain nonsense.
Right. Day is over. Writeup posted soon.
I...blame...Visor...bleh...
Emperor Kavehir presided over the first day of questioning with a look of grim satisfaction on his face. It was refreshing to see the nobles at each others' throats for once. That it was for a good cause, well, that helped. He occasionally checked on the progress of accusations with his scribe, but mostly did so to keep the man on his toes more than for a proper accounting. Eventually, the sun began to bleed red and orange, indicating it was time to wrap up the day's events and declare the guilty party.
"My beloved nobles, I thank you for your earnest attempts so far to begin this inquisition! Scribe, the recording of the day's events, please!" The man bowed deeply before handing the scroll to his emperor. "It is with great pleasure that I announce the first result of our inquisition to be.... ABSTAIN? OVER A QUARTER OF YOU VOTED TO ABSTAIN?!"
"Actually, milord, my name is Abstain," A short, frail man with dark hair and a mustache stepped up, head bowed.
"Who on earth is this?" Kavehir asked the scribe, a puzzled brow raised.
"I believe he is the royal architect, sir. He was working on the repairs to the seventh bathroom when the inquisition was begun, my lord."
"Well then...." Kavehir stroked his short beard, musing. "It seems that YOU are the guilty party here, architect! Yes, it makes perfect sense.... he's been here the whole time! Guards, arrest the man!" Several armed men leaped the the small man's side. A guard presented Kavehir with his saber while the remaining men held Abstain on his knees before the Emperor. "In the name of my Father, Abstain, I pass judgment upon your wicked soul. Today you pay for your blasphemous crimes against my family. Do you have anything final to say?"
"Milord, I swear, I did nothing! I am innocent!"
"They all say that," Kavehir responded with a frown. With that, he brought the saber down upon the man's neck and sliced his head clean off. Kavehir passed the blood-soaked blade back to the guard for cleaning.
"Excellent work, everyone! That was a keen eye you had! I am sure today is but the first of many of progress!"
"Er, my lord?"
"Yes, Scribe?"
"It seems while you were executing the architect we suffered another loss. It seems Csargo collapsed dead on the spot, for reasons I cannot be sure of."
"Well, that is a shame. Still, progress much march forward. Toss his body with the architect's for disposal. Now, for the rest of you! Rest well, for tomorrow, we continue in earnest once more!"
Tally:
Abstain 6 (GH, Golden1Knight, Sooh, Ituralde, Pizza, Ironside)
Csargo 4 (Bsmith, Visor, Myrddraal, Autolycus)
Kage 3 (Landlubber, ACIN, Monty)
Monty 3 (El barto, Kage, Csargo)
Edse 2 (Visor, Pizza)
Visor 1 (Edse, Zack)
Pizza 1 (Nightbringer)
ACIN 1 (dcmort)
Golden1Knight 1 (Johnhughthom)
Alive:
A completely inoffensive name
Andres
Askthepizzaguy
Autolycus
Bsmith
DCmort
Edse
El Barto
GeneralHankerchief
Golden1Knight
Ironside
Ituralde
Johnhughtom
Kagemusha
Landlubber
Montmorency
Myddraal
Nightbringer
Sooh
Visorslash
Zack
Lynched:
Abstain(D1)
Killed:
Csargo(D1)
Attacked:
Ironside (N1)
Night phase lasts 36 hours. You may begin sending orders.
Now that "Abstain" is no longer an option, I can finally proclaim that I have at long last achieved my full satisfaction!
Never again shall you trouble me with your puritanical ways, Abstain.
NOOOOOOO not Abstain!!!!!
HE WAS MY FRIEND!!!
Abstain did a poor job defending himself :no:
Speaking of Frands...
Hello Frands. It's your friendly neighborhood Firnaz-ian again.
Were you aware that when you die, your body is committed to the Underworld? It's true. Repent, sinners, for life is short, but death is for-evah.
But I am not a messenger of doom and gloom. In fact, I am doing my best to ensure that you, my frand, do not enter the Underworld prematurely.
However, we have a problem.
You see, there are not that many Firnaz-ian cultists. At least, not many that I am aware of. And so, we have very little margin for error.
So, my frands, if you are Firnaz worshipper, and have been a naughty little independent duckling, and wandered off, I just wanted to let you know:
Mama pizza... duck.... man... is very concerned for your safety, and that of the entire collection of assembled guests.
If we are to be successful in preventing your early entry into the Underworld, well, I'm afraid we need more Firnaz-ians to make themselves known to the one....
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/wMEq1mGpP5A/0.jpg
I AM THE ONE WHO QUACKS.
And lays eggs? Look, this metaphor has clearly gone off the rails.
What I'm trying to say is this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEzb3yPoCm4
If you also dress in all black, and spend an inordinate amount of your living time thinking about death, and the gloomy underworld, then you might actually be a member of the fun-loving and party-going CULT OF FIRNAZ!
Yes, our religion is quite small, and I'm not suggesting you should give up your beliefs in other deities. The others would never forgive me if I were to lure away members of other religions. Why, that's an affront to everything the Firnazian cult stands for anyway. This life is temporary, we have no quarrel with anyone.
You all will die and join us eventually. We have no pressing need to convert anyone, nor the means, nor the inclination.
But if you are already a Firnaz-lover.... I miss you.
We all do. And there are only three of us. We would like to get to know you.
It is a lonely life. And hopefully it will be a while before we all meet in the Underworld. But, I am not afraid of that happening.
What I am afraid of is the idea that one of us will die, and therefore, we will be unable to prevent anyone from joining the Underworld prematurely.
Where are you, fellow Firnaz-ian?
I guess what I'm trying to say is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rRvljxKthA
I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!!!
Mama-pizzaduck-man misses you.
Quack quack!
You're weirding me out, Ironside. At least you could have grabbed the whole of his body.
Sweden gets the head!? Preposterous! Then Norway gets the heart!
*digs in to find heart*
It's mine! My precioussssssss
I mean, what?
If Sweden gets the head and Norway the heart. Can Finland at least get the liver?
You do realize, Kagemusha, that very soon I'll be but mere hours drive away from you?
Pizza is coming. The horror, the horror.
"He cried in a whisper at some image, at some vision..."
http://www.chicagonow.com/lists-that...4457438297.jpg
Omg that's like the most wonderfully terrifying picture ever!
That's what I look like before I put on the Belichick mask every morning.
I'm afraid I can't just throw on a little foundation and eyeliner and look ravishing. I'm afraid my horrible secret must never be revealed...
Oh.
Never mind.
I have seen you in the morning before...
Mmm... extra cheese.
I mean, what?
Also, the eyeliner thing, we can try that if you'd like.
I like the way my eyes look now: Cold, dead, faintly glowing with amber, burning with ambition, desire, rage, and murder.
Also, a strange desire to go on... to Cincinnati.
Mmm.. sexy.
....You're weird.
Ohhh, sweetie... Not in front of the victims.
How do I get a mod warning for my language and Sooh and Pizza don't?
:laugh4:
Night over, orders being processed.
For Golden1Knight, the night was still young when he departed his quarters. A note had been left for him upon his arrival, informing him his presence was formally requested in the ballroom. It seemed odd to him that there would be any request of him at all, but nevertheless, here he found himself obliging the scroll bunched in his hand. With only candlelight, the expansive room seemed more like a haunted house.
"Ah, how nice of you to come join us," a shadowy figure spoke as it turned around from behind a pillar. "How nice of you to not waste our time and come to us." As he finished, GoldenKnight saw three additional figures emerge from the shadows around him. "The inquisition demands blood. Justice demands sacrifice. If you are innocent, may the gods have mercy on you." The four unsheathed swords at their hips and advanced on him from every direction.
"Stop right there, criminal scum!" A loud voice boomed from the end of the ballroom. A large, muscular bald man with a large mustache stood in the doorway, armed with a brass shield and scimitar. A second fellow stood silently behind him. "Come, my fellow in justice! Firnaz will not be visited tonight!" The two broke into a run towards GoldenKnight, who immediately took off as well, twirling past an assailant. Out of breath, GoldenKnight fell to a knee as he skidded on the marble as the large man and his companion took the lead. "Stand behind me, gentle citizen! Three of the shadowy figures looked to the fourth in confusion, who shook their head.
"Very well. As you say. Come, we're withdrawing." The four withdrew to the opposite end and took off at a pace.
Meanwhile, Bsmith was taking the opportunity to plan out future. He knew once the inquisition was over, the political landscape would be thrown into chaos. As such, he was currently plotting his next business venture. Perhaps a smithy would be most profitable? No, wait, of course! The palace would undoubtedly suffer damage at some point - yes, a quarry was best! He was shook from his thoughts by a knock at his door. He flung it open in haste.
"Can this wait? I have a rather impor-" Bsmith's irritation was cut short by a sword in his chest. A man in a dark robe stood in the doorway, thrusting a blade into the room's resident. He held his empty hand up to Bsmith's face and placed it on his forehead as the man guided him to the ground. His touch was chilly, damp.
"No, no waiting. We go forward, backward, we succeed, we fail. But we do not wait. We will always be moving." He closed Bsmith's eyes as the life faded from him. "The ocean is many things, but static, it is not. It will wait for no one. Least of all you."
Emperor Kavehir gathered the court once more at sunrise. "It seems that our inquisition has stirred the hornet's nest! Blood has stained the palace! We must continue our march of progress, and-" The emperor cut himself short in shock as two violet, translucent entities stirred up from the ground in front of him.
"You thought me gone for good?" The first spirit spoke, carrying the voice of Csargo. "No, I think I will watch this spectacle a bit longer before I take my leave of this world. What say you, dear architect?"
"Milord, in spite of being executed, I must agree with the dear sir here. I will carry on for now and help in whatever way I can. Please, milord, let me be of assistance," the spirit of Abstain pleaded with the Emperor.
For possibly the first time, Emperor Kavehir was speechless, his jaw hanging. He clamped it shut, pointed a finger shakily at the two spirits, and finally gave up on discourse and simply nodded his approval.
"Well, get going!"
Alive:
A completely inoffensive name
Andres
Askthepizzaguy
Autolycus
DCmort
Edse
El Barto
GeneralHankerchief
Golden1Knight
Ironside
Ituralde
Johnhughtom
Kagemusha
Landlubber
Montmorency
Myddraal
Nightbringer
Sooh
Visorslash
Zack
Lynched:
Abstain(D1)
Killed:
Csargo(D1)
Bsmith(N2)
Attacked:
Ironside (N1)
Golden1Knight (N2)
Apologies for the delay, a bit under the weather. Day will be 48 hours so I can be able to wrap it up at a time that's not early morning. Result PM's will be out shortly.
:cheerleader: SUA :cheerleader:
OoOoOoOoOoOo I'm a ghost!
So you have become stronger than we can possibly imagine?
Yes! Maybe! No... :bigcry:
Yes, or yes not - there is no maybe.
Oh never mind. I think I just figured out the answer to my own question.
Oh hai
I didn't see u dere
I just wanted to tell the mafias dat I am berry sorry but I will be a big giant pain in your butts dis game
Much apologies
You might want to kill me nao before dis gets out of hands.
If you wants, you can has a try to lynchee me.
I help!
Vote: Askthepizzaguy
But beware, if u do not want to lynchee me nao and state outright your scumminess, things will get berry difficult for you.
So abail yourselfs of dis oppertoonity.