100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

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01-02-2005, 02:41
GodsPetMonkey

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

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Originally Posted by Medieval Assassin

24: You own a pet monkey

I resent that ~D
01-02-2005, 02:51
Lord Ovaat

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

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George Bush plays Rome: Total War?

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Only when testing out his diplomatic and foreign policy, his military strategy is based on playing Command and Conquer Generals. He still can't work out why the Iraq's aren't thanking him for all the new shoes he's shipped over there.

You may play too much RTW if you pray every night when you go to bed for the patch to include testicles for the British Faction. ~;)
01-02-2005, 04:13
master of the puppets

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

89) you attempt to get every one with bikes to organize a cavalry charge

90)yay i got to 90... HAIL FOR I AM YOUR MASTER!!! VICTORY IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
01-02-2005, 05:10
Marshal Murat

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

91) At school you attempt to bribe another homeroom to open its gates and allow the army of Room 321 to conquer it.

92) When you see a bus you throw rocks at it so it can be spooked

93) When at a American Football game you yell at the coach to arrange his defensive line in a phalanx

94) When you see a lunatic walking around your neighborhood, you assume your German neighbor is training Beserkers

95)To impress your friends you conquer Gaul, a forested lot nearby.
01-02-2005, 06:57
Legerdemain

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

71.)attempt to built ballista ask for a longbow for christmas and eventually get yourself grounded off RTW by playing way to much

I've actually built a trebuchet. Which leads to 96...

You replicate a city siege with desktop siege weaponry and walls built from sugar cubes.
01-02-2005, 08:51
Ptah

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

96. You look at the riot police and think to yourself, "those damn, Romans.."

http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_292.jpg
The modern-day Legionaries

http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_232.jpg
"Why do I feel like the barbarian now?"

http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_239.jpg
"Scattered formation, men!

http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_259.jpg
"Guard position!"

http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_272.jpg
"Bah... peasants..!"

http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_280.jpg
"Form a testudo!"
01-02-2005, 14:04
aw89

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

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Originally Posted by Ptah

96.
http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_232.jpg
"Why do I feel like the barbarian now?"

97) You see that picture and you think: "they'r holding the shields wrong!"
01-02-2005, 14:15
Chimpyang

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

98. At night insterad of couting sheep to goto sleep you count the number of Elephants that you've built
01-02-2005, 14:46
Mackaaan

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

99. you just had a fuss with your neighbor and you decide to lay siege on his house blocking his trade route's(garage/front door) thinking that his settlement will last 6 turns before it falls into your hands.
01-02-2005, 16:26
Shadow

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

100.When you think it is completely expectable to slaughter 90% of a rioting city. Those slaves how dare they go against the rule of the mighty Rome!!! :charge:

If you really think that way then you must be either a cold-blooded guy, a psycho or a guy with poor management skills. ~D
01-02-2005, 16:34
aw89

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

Damn you shadow! you got my cookie! no! ~:mecry:
01-02-2005, 16:52
Sin Qua Non

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

It's time to plow past this terrific milestone....

#101. You recently bought a house, marched onto your front yard, thrusting your battle standard into the earth, stating, "This is Roman Land!"

#102. The previous owners of your new house were enslaved and distributed to your previous houses.

#103. Your new house happens to be near some gated communities. They quickly learn that an onager is not just an ass.
01-02-2005, 19:09
master of the puppets

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

104) you attempt to make your entire town combat ready by launching surprise false attacks every night

105) refuse to drink anything but mead, wine, and ales (blood of enemies on certain occasions)
01-02-2005, 19:44
master of the puppets

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

don't cry aw89 i will start a new thread
"100 more ways to know your playing RTW to much"
whoever gets to 200 gets TWO COOKIES AND MILK! ~:eek:
01-02-2005, 20:12
aw89

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

Yay! Thank you Master Of The Puppets!
01-02-2005, 22:33
Arrowhead

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

But, aw89 you are not going to get it... i'm not but you are not...hey don't cry..no I said don't uhoh too late
aw89: :uhoh2: ~:mecry: :oops:
01-02-2005, 22:56
Xenixx

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

You get extremely upset when one of your new and upcoming generals gets a vice, or a particularily demoralizing vice when you simulate small battles(60v800)too much and your general gains the 'Coward; -1 Morale -10% Happiness' vice/bug.

Happens to me so often... Its only after this that I do a quicksave and exit to a custom battle where I slaughter hundreds of peasants.
01-03-2005, 10:14
Shadow

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

aw89

I was thinking of sharing that cookie with you but too bad master of the puppets started another thread.

So I can have it all to myself ~D
01-03-2005, 11:51
aw89

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

~:(
01-03-2005, 16:05
Shadow

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

Sorry nothing I can do with that sad face cause I have eaten the cookie ~:eek:

Better luck on the next thread :bow:
01-03-2005, 17:07
Arrowhead

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

Poor old aw89 :bigcry:
We are all felling sorry for you (not :mean: )
01-03-2005, 17:14
aw89

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

Hey! im that old! (im 14 actually ~:cool: )
01-03-2005, 18:13
Arrowhead

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

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Originally Posted by aw89

Hey! im that old! (im 14 actually ~:cool: )

How old did I call you. (I'm 11 so ha :tongue: ~:cool: )
01-04-2005, 00:47
master of the puppets

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

so young yet so violent im 14 too 8p best age ever
01-04-2005, 17:28
Arrowhead

Re: 100 ways to tell that you've been playing too much R:TW.

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so young yet so violent

Yes, and I'm proud of it!

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