I am impressed. I had forgotten about that particular topic. Well done gents!
Azi
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I am impressed. I had forgotten about that particular topic. Well done gents!
Azi
man, cant wait to play as them.
units are skillfully done.
Bartix looks good, it has some amazing looking units however the historical Bartix also made extensive use of monkey militia when they needed to raise an army quickly they were usually equiped with spoons and a variety of pitchforks.
this is just what I need! I've read this thread and the aboix one and they keep me goin in between the hours of studying for exams. Some of you are really talented with this funny stuff! Congratz and keep it coming ~D
"YOU'VE ALL DRANK TO MUCH TAQUILAL (MEXION BOOZE) NOW LETS GET ON WITH F**KING SUBJECT WHAT UNITS DO BARTIX (IGNORE SPELLING MASTAKE'S) AND WHAT EVER FACTION REPLACES ARMENIA WHAT UNITS DO THEY HAVE?"
ahum... sorry.
I'd like to point out that 1: the ninjas have been forgotten,
2: the special "zipper" building has been overlooked,
3: the bush and musithians are missing,
4: powerful units like the Asiartix Taxeis (light militia infantrix), Pantortix Phalargitix (succesorix levy infantrix), the Bartix Spears, and Indo-Greek Hoplix have been left out,
5: and probably most famous of all, the Bartiox Hypaspix and the Xaxifaxiphrataxis are nowhere to be seen,
6: there should be a second version of the Kathaphraix.
I think it is appropiate to have the Bartix faction in an alliance with Armenia. Also, there are rumors that Bartix might have been affiliated with the twilight zone. You might want to investigate that.
The king of Bartix should be able to kill squirrels with his only mind. It is of grave importance that this doesn't get overlooked. And don't forget one of the flags of Bartix (they've got plenty):
http://bartix.rze.pl/gr/f/logo.gif
The story has it that there were numerous trolls roaming around in Bartix. However, even the sources don't know for sure.
To preserve the highest rate of historical accuracy, the above suggestions need to be implemented as fast as possible.
"so times I think i'm a was dead when i was 1 and a half
teletubies-------> ~:grouphug:
terroist----------> :disguise:
U.S Ranger------> :army:"
@Ellesthyan
I will try to include at least half of those. :bow: Thanks
WHEN IS THE BARTIX MOD FOR EB GOING TO BE RELEASED?
sorry
REALEESED?!
Abokassee really has become a legend around here , does he even realise this ?
don't think any one doesn't know about him, hell people even register in these forums just to post about him ! ~:cheers:
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BTX I THINK WE SHOULD ALSO INCLude UNItsS OF ELEMENT TOTAL WAR !!!!@!11
I propose to also add the unit '' omanger '' ( or oxanxer ~;) ) to Bartix's unit roster
I have no idea what the hell that is though.
check :
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=47012
would be cool if he visited a little more often ~;)
:balloon2:
"Earth Quake Machine (You get the picture)"
Now THAT is a picture I'd like to see.
The Ninja site is also incredible:
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm
Quote:
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Heh, he's such a legend, and his (immortal) thread has been read so much, even new members with only six posts can quite easily talk about him. Amazing...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
This preview is almost as popular as the real EB previews ~D
We need more ice men, lava men and wolf riders. And of course meat lancher (combantion of elephant and omanger) ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
Damn, can`t wait for E:TW ~D
yeah E : TW is going to be great ! ~D
my favorite unit is still the air sucker ( (kills every thing except undead manchienery and elments and deamons this kicks ass) :dizzy2:
:balloon2:
The Funny thing is that IF this Mod would ever work it would be the most awesome one around, at least i dont think we are currently able do Tornadoes or Earthquake Generators ~;)
Wow, i'm amazed at this thread's popularity. The last EB preview had almost 5000 views, and this one (which is just meant to be a little joke) has had over 2,200.That's about half as much as some of the Earlier previews (Aduei, Ptolemaoi).
Impressive. Nice work Mongoose! You should be made an honorary member of the EB team as their 'Morale Officer'
Thanks...though i think aboix is the real hero here :wink:
yes exactley , to bad he is working so hard on E:TW that he can't be here to accept the status of morale officer....
:balloon2:
gotta tell y'all...
this bartix thread and it's amazing inspiration thread are really entertaining while waiting for EB to release.
Makes it worth loggin in everyday to see the new poo.
~:confused:
heh
:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:
~:)
:help: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle: :rifle:
:wings:
Heheh, time for another quality quote:
If anyone makes any sense of those, i will give them a pat on the head. And as for this....Quote:
Originally Posted by Aboix
WTF!? lol....Quote:
so we don't bush and musithians
I have almost finished the bartix battle ninjas!
Atleast 5 new units on friday. :charge:
I've got a unit for you now...
Since we haven't displayed any 'Elitix' units yet, here is one.
urANUS death rayix!!!
http://img286.echo.cx/img286/2164/ba...eathray2ru.png
The fearsome Bartix urANUS death rayix is a fearsome weapon to behold, sitting on the Bartix homeworldix of urANUS. It is capable of zapping soldiers into pork scratchings, and turning nearby ones into tasty barbacue snacks for the starving Bartixan masses.
You forgot the most important one!
The Bartix Kamikazix Squirrel unit, that stroms the enemy before being exploded by the Mind Rays from the Bartix King and thus splattering blood all over the enemy units making them all sticky and stuff and thus sabotaging their fighting effeciency!
http://img239.echo.cx/img239/7296/bartixking5dq.jpg
Nice. ~:cool:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
The urANUS death ray is not the deadliest weapon in the bartix arsenal....
You should know that Mikeus Ceasar!!!
It is the uRANUS DEATH FART!!!!
roflas
had my gigels for the day!
Just thinking about the origins of the great Bartix empire could it perhaps be Bart IX, the great monguse who was emperor of atlantis in 474BC?
Oh no. Just saw:Quote:
Originally Posted by Salazar
This is something for the EB team. Please start making this mod after you`re finished with EB since it`s going to be the best mod ever; second to EB of course! ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Abokasee
Then I could finally use bird (only killed ranged easy to kill, drops bird poo) against flooder (creates a flood wicth bash down walls and drown units glug,glug...) ~:cool:
~:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Abokasee
As far as I remember from the aboix thread the royal translatorix ran off after months of work translating his first posts. ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
Check out the latest Osprey release :
http://img266.echo.cx/img266/7654/ospreycopie3lk.jpg
~:cheers: I can't wait to buy it! ~;)
First post will be updated soon.
Huzzah! I'm in the credits! And my urANUS death ray has been included!!
What I'm really waiting for is the expansion pack; Bartix Total War: ALEIN INVASION
I'd toast my favorite MEXION BOOZE to that! ~:cheers:
Errr Man You Know I Evented The Bartix 20 Wat Thing And The Unranus Death Ray!! Lol Is This Gonna Be Updated To Have Abokasee's Soldeir (make Enemy Run Away Due To Annoyence!)
~;) HERE COME THE ULTIMATE UNIT
hahaha I laughed so hard after seeing that. I really want these guys to be in the mod.
Wow, the Bartix Abokasix samurai! I thought they only existed in legend? Quick guys, we need a new update now. :charge: :charge: ~:handball:
he lives!
here is the new bartix logo sig see here!
'Gasp!' Teh king...he lives!! All bow down to king of teh Bartix!!!
Thanks abokease! i'll add them to the first post. :bow:
:charge: :charge: No I've Got S0o0O0omethix For A Realix Bartix Fanix. :charge: :charge:
[abokasix=off]:
who can translate this since I can't speak bartix that good:
i constantle played the crazy frog... bring bring ding bowdooa
[abokasee=ON]
WOH WILLX FINX IT OUX? :book: :book: :book: :book: :book: :book: :book: :book: ~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel:
vERRYX hARD!! :dizzy2: :dizzy2: :dizzy2: :embarassed:
[abokasix=off]
hmmm...I think I'm getting better and better at this!
~:cheers:
btw: does anybody knows a good site about some bartix history it's really intresting.
No, sadly enough the wonderful tale of Bartix and its odd origins are only to be found here. It would be nice if it had a dedicated website though.
yes, someone really should make a website about bartix and my idol, abokix. Nobody can make that much smilies in one post... god I miss him... ~:( ~:( ~:(.
~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2:
OMG!!!
he's back my hero...
:faints: (not because someones eating mushrooms)
...
did you see all those smilies!!! bartastix!
I can just see a middle school student writing an essay on Bartix and their contributions to the Ancient World...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
yeah, just liek an essay on the 'ninjas that are so cool i wanna crap my pants' great site. especially teh part where he demostrates how to commit suicide with a frisbee
why would anyone demonstrate how to commit suicide with a frisbee? the idea.
cause...I mean everbody knows how to do that!
But it would be really cool such a site!
:dizzy2: :dizzy2: :dizzy2: :dizzy2: :dizzy2: :dizzy2:
Why Bartix unit skinny?
:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
I R Phatt!!
:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:
And Y no Pegasi? Histerikali Bartix use Battle Pegasi!! :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:
Hm, it looks like the Isle of Bartix is becoming a more and more interesting legend - new members are even naming themselves after the legend! I haven't seen the Isle of Bartix on any modern mapix, so I guess Bartix could be the lost Atlantix? ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~:cool: ~:cool: ~:cool: ~:cool: ~:cool: :charge: :charge: :charge: :dizzy2: ~:cool: ~D ~:confused: ~:eek: ~:) ~;) :bow:
oh my god! they are invading from urANUS. All these bartix or aboix posts are confusing meh ~;)
Hi havent looked for a while any way the plagix hopliix have learned how to sword fight...use spears! :duel: :balloon2: :duel: :balloon2: :duel: :balloon2: :duel: :balloon2: :duel:
From Wikipedia, the free dictionary that ANYONE can edit! ~D
Bartix
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The isle of Bartix had went through it's first golden age in the 3rd century BC. After having kept up trade connections with the greeks - who called the isle "Atlantix", they were cut off from all such contacts by the fall of Alexander the Great's empire, and the internal fighting between the diadochi. Bartix is often confused with Baktria, another important empire on the mainland near the isle.
The Bartix army, based around the plagix hoplix and their fearsome pikes used not for stabbing but for slashing, chopping moves much like swords were used by European armies of the time, grew powerful thanks to implementing the Persian cataphracts, converting them to the famous bartix katapratix. Thanks to this army, Bartix even managed to get a foothold on the mainland for a short period, which tragically ended by the death of the Bartixic king Alexandrix in 250 BC. After this, the empire experienced a time of destruction and internal rivalry, until finally in 220 BC not only the Bartixian tribes, but also the entire isle, was destroyed. It's from here that the tale of Atlantix, famous from Greek mythology, originates.
CULTURE
The Bartixian culture is well-known thanks to new archaelogical discoveries of pots found along the Indian coast in 2005 AD. Bartix decorated their pots with what we would call "wireframe graphics". Thin lines were favored, and humans depicted in the Bartixian art where often thinner than in contemporary greek and roman art, where anatomical correctness is favored. New science however suggests that this might not be because the Bartixian despised realism, but on the contrary that this means the Bartixian people in fact actually where thinner than greeks and romans of the time. This theory is supported by new ancient images of the plagix hoplix found by the scientist Abok Asix, and is gaining more and more popularity among scholars.
The Bartixians were also famous for a special type of art referred to as "smilix", which were mixed up in texts, and often only showed a stylized version of a face or facial expression to enforce the message of the text. During the late Bartixian golden age, these symbols were often overused.
The scientist Abok Asix has also here carried out an ambitious study, and claims that the modern Smilies originate from this Bartixian tradition. Smilix where adopted by the romans after their conquest of Mesopotamia during the reign of Trajan. We can assume that what in roman sources is called "smilii" are indeed the same thing as the Bartixian smilix.
THE TIME AFTER 220 BC
Although the Bartixian empire succumbed to internal fighting and possible also a natural disaster which made the isle sink into the ocean, the Bartixian empire no longer appears in any sources. Tactitus mentions the Bartixians in his Germania as "a determined people who dress themselves in short skirts - both men and women" He also states that: "the Bartixians used weaponry similar to the dacian falx", but one may question the correctness of this passage, because we know today that the Bartixians lived on an isle in the Indian ocean. Tacitus might have confused the Bartixians with the Roxolani, who also liked the letter "X" very much, and are known for using the "falx" in combat. Traces of a plagix hoplix sarrisix suggests that the Bartixians used phalanxix warfare instead of falxix and swordix. Dio Cassius briefly mentions that: "This island [Bartix] was involved in trade with the Roman empire in the 4th century BC", but apart from that no roman history writers even mention the isle.
Although Bartix has been forgotten for many thousand years, the recent discoveries outside India has opened the eyes of the historians all over the world and Bartix is now one of the most active fields of historical research. Also entertainment have found an interest in the mighty Isle. This new interest can, among other places, be found in new games and modifications of existing ones, including Europa Barbarorum.
We need to make a Bartix page in Wiki. Who wants to do it?
Mmmm, no mention of the mysterious 20 watt light bulbs found in a wreck near the ancient Brooklix seaport, along with a variety of shaggin' objects...
Besides, that version of Bartix end is wrong, the truth is -as the expert Abok Asix has stated- that they "LOST BECAUSE KING HAD THE PLAGUE AND HE HAD NO HEIRS".
Now he's very busy in his last research, "trying to find out why there is so called "paint hasn't been used since before purchasing you pc".
Yeah, I forgot the light bulbs :embarassed: . In fact there is a connection between Bartix and Alexandrix Volta, who later invented the 20 watt light bulbix. I also forgot the Bartixian connection with Hannix. After the battle of Zama, Hannix fled to his seleucid friends. But what isn't known to most people is that he also spoke to the Bartixian king. According to Livy, he said the famous words from your signature...
What's more, if you apply some simple mathematical operations on the letter indexes in "Bartix", the words "Sophia", "Mary Magdalene", "Holy grail" and "Da Vinci Code" are yielded.
aboix is making bartix total war
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=49894
:charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:
Heheh, i saw his Mod idea earlier. It would actually be quiet a good idea, for those looking for a laugh.
It'd be the coolest thing ever! :D After EB ofcourse :)
what does that mean? (to the left, under avatar)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
has micky been a naughty boy?
he has that for a while now , I think it was cause he was bashing Clayton a couple of weeks ago.
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this is a little late, but those skins look awesome! and the models! so unique! but u forgot BARTIX COWVALAX the bartix-ian cow cavalry! :charge: :charge: :charge:
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[mode="aboxix"]
hey so about the bartix
i say we make a unit
the 20 watt lightbulb throwers!!!
how cool is that?!!?
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This thing has taken on a life of its own, far beyond what anyone ever thought it could. :bow:
Oh, and 20 watt lightbulb throwers is a brilliant idea. :idea: Especially if their special skill is "Insult Intelligence," which would lower the enemy's morale. ~:joker:
You all know how during the general's speech, we get a close up of the units taunting the enemy? Well, you guys could record new taunts for the Bartixian units! You know, the usual "You 20 watt lightbulbs!", "Romanix is an asshole! (REPEAT 5 TIMES)", and "You like to shag the object!"
Bartix - the gift that keeps on giving.
The Bartix:Total War mod should play faster than the regular game. Say, something like you have 200 turns before Bartix sinks into the sea, so better conquer with all due speed. The urANUS death ray and the war snakes should make it relatively do-able.
maybe there is a way to implement the TometeOfDoom-moral-patrol
Bartixian general, EB style ~:) :
http://img291.exs.cx/img291/9403/38ke.jpg
http://img230.exs.cx/img230/4332/rom...25243252wz.jpg
LMAO !! ~D
that is really nicely done Alin ~:cheers:
:balloon2:
Haha ~D This could end up with an EB Bartix-edition addon.
yeah the bartix mod has a modeller ~:)
can you make some stick men plz ~D ~;) lol private message the models to me and show the screen shots on the bartix mod thread in the forge! ~D ~D :dizzy2: ~:grouphug:Quote:
Originally Posted by alin
Oh the mighty aboxix, you have the honour to post the screens yourself. ~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Abokasee
If you wan't the model i would need you mail so i can send it to you.
About stickmen,nah, i'm to busy with EB and if khelvan would know that i would be working on another mod he would kill me. :hanged:
the campain start at 211 BC and you gotta get every one off the island before 220 and invade the rest of the world you might get to go on uranus! ~;) ~;) ~:eek:
My first post on the Aboix thing. Is it just me or is the King of Bartix growing saner and saner by the post! Maybe he moved from his house that had lead-based paint chippings in it.
Another idea, is that Aboix had this all planned out and was hoping to make tons of money off action figures, t-shirts, and Nike shoe deals.
Here's the latest Bartix screenshot:
https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y1...rix/bartix.jpg
Great work LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix! I am amazed by your work. ~:cheers: