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Polish Drunken Bastards, this unit runs on to the field buck-ass-naked with a short sword in one hand and a mug of ale in the other. They have a massave charge bonus and are almost impossible to kill in the first few minutes of any battle. They soon start to pass out and are easily killed or just left to drowned in there own vomit.
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32nd mechanized cohort
A large brigade of M1A1 Abrams Tanks. They have an insanely high deffense rating because of its depleted uranium armor. Their secondary weapon is their 50 cal. machine gun. Basicly, they shoot things with big guns. What they can't shoot (or what is uneffected by explosives/50 cal bullets) they run over.
Here is another:
The Death Star. If all of your cities are taken on the land, just destroy the entire planet. Works like a charm.
Or if you want an actual RTW unit (kinda)
Royal Spartan Urban First Chosen Cataphract Cohort. Basicaly a big group of spartan urban cohort chosen armored generals on cataphracts. They have the phalanx capability and can charge at full speed even when in phalanx. They have 17 and a half hp each. The armor and attack of the rider and horse are incredibly high.
^^
someone on the forums said something like that a long time ago.
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Bruce "Die Hard" Willis, no supporting army needed.
Unkillable, Unstopable.
Cannibal.
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I know the perfect one:
The Govinator.
He has many forms of attack and can hide anywhere as a kindergarten teacher. He can also go all Rambo style and kill hundreds of people with one clip of ammo (like he did in so many movies) also, the enemies always somehow miss him when they are fireing at him. What he can not shoot or stab to death, he goes back to California and calls in a tactical nuclear strike against the enemy and all of their homelands, along with all of their allies, friends, and close aquantinces.
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GODS TANKS BATTLION AND ANGELS WITH NUKE POWERD MACHINE GUNS
Well thats thats enought said.....GODS ARMY EASILY KILL EVIL CIVILLIAN KILLER
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Chechen Zealots
Cartwheel into enemy provinces and blow up their children, decreasing populations.
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REAPTING SUPER ACCURATE HEAVY OMANGERS
Its in the Name....it aslo can fire plauged missles,human missles,flaming missles and reapting ballasita (never runs out of ammo) NOTE: reapting ballasita missle fires reapting ballistia from the omangers and reapting ballasitia misse will fire at targets whilst in the air and does the same affect as a normal missle when it lands.
:coffeenews: :evil3:
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An entire unit of rabbits from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
A unit of Sumo Warriors would be pretty cool too.
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Suicide Bombers
self explanitory
~:eek:
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Due to the political nature of this thread derailing it from an entrance hall topic it will be moved to the Backroom.
Note to all Terrorism and Suicide Bombings is not a PG topic.
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this thread keeps being moved back and forth anywho
URBAN BALLASTIA COHORTS
simply purban cohorts wiith hand held ballastias and they fight realy good in close combat too! ~D
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man (^) youre a devil. ~D.
Spam Knights of Emperor Umeu 1 of Spamomia
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A thingy mejeger
a special agent unit......a general can use these bristolians too cofunse them of which way to guy eg:
GO UP DE THINGY MEJERGERY THAN GO TO HEEBEEJEER
THEN ERRM USE THE STICK LOOKING THING TO OPEN THE REALY REALY REALY BIG DOOR.........
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And it does little good here, also. Congratulations Abokasee on a pretty good run, and thanks to all contributors throughout 4 forum moves.
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