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Originally Posted by evil_maniac from mars
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Alright. Harumph! Men! In my capacity as... no wait!...http://matousmileys.free.fr/tomate2.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by evil_maniac from mars
Huuuusssaaaa! Huuuuuusssaaa! God preserve the good speaking middle class against the Tofs and the Sun readers.
Long fight the Pudding Commando's!
Though I quite the idea of the News Squad, bringing death to many a terrible low end shabby lower class peice of un-educated trash such as The SUN.
Long live the middle class, it my the aristocracy's right to rule.
But its our Job!
The Middle Classes were the foundations upon which the Empire was built. Unfortunately a very high proportion of them were killed during that terrible mistake and tragedy, the Great War.
Middle-class and proud...
Nice to see Robert Burns's poetry has spurned a legion of commandos
Whoever quoted that poem to me has my gratitude. :bow: Wasn't there a thread about that a while back?
Yes, WW1 ruined the power of the German aristocracy. For shame, Serbia, for shame.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Henry V
The Serbs always make trouble. Look at what recently happened in the Balkans.
I know, and it started the decline of the Empire...
Hey, can i join again? I forgot the club re-opened.....put me in the British empire, under ruler of the manx
You all better calm down or the USA will send you red coats running (again) :charge:
*Calls forth Prussia, Britain, and Russia* Try to make them run. Dare you. No nukes allowed. ~D
LoL you needed the help of the French, now that says alot.:D
lol you lost to the french....that says alot!
Haha!
Without the French the Rebs would be toast.
Don't forget that we smashed every European power to oblivion to become the most powerful nation on earth by the Grace of God.
~:) but the french and rebels won! And america replaced you as the world power....learn your place limey scum!
Pah!
We let you win.
When has America ever defaeted multiple World Powers? ~D
Who has britan ever deafeated men wtih sticks
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Originally Posted by Bopa the Magyar
The Revoulution
Spanish-American war
WW1
WW2
Not even close.
Revolution-Defeated Britain (1)
Spanish American war- Well I doubt that by then Spain was a world power (1)
WW1-(Germany1)
WW2-Well I doubt one could call Germany a world poer, a major European power perhaps but not a World power. The Japs however were a world threat (1)
Not even close what you lost me ~:confused: and Germany was a wrold power just ask the poles or the austrians or the FrenchQuote:
Originally Posted by Bopa the Magyar
Hello multiple world powers. In the Revoltion Spain, France and the Low Countries were at war with Britain.Quote:
Originally Posted by strike for the south
Spanish-American War
The Spanish Empire was all but lost. The major colonies in Latin America had fallen away and there were left only a few Carribean islands and the Philippines. Whatsmore, America was industrialised, Spain wasn't.
WWI
It would probably been better in the long run had Germany won, so America shouldn't have intervened. And anyway, on your one, like everyone else, Germany would have completely defeated you. The Allies would not have been able to win without America, nor vice-versa.
WWII
Come on, you have to admit that the real fighters of that war were the Russians. It was their blood which won the war (with American supplies). Roosevelt took the correct view that a tank can be built in a week; it takes twenty years to make another human. In exchange of course, America got supremacy of the Western world after the War.
Then you have Britain which with Prussian won the Seven Years War against the Major European powers of the time which were France, Spain, the Hapsburg Empire and Russia. Case also with the War ôf Austrian Succesion, and the War of Spanish Succesion, not to mention the Napoleonic Wars.
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Originally Posted by strike for the south
You say WW2 was won by only the americans? thats a load of rubbish, The Russians were the true Heroes of WW2 and that cannot be denied.
I didnt say just America won Wrold War 2 but Britian and Russia would have a tough time winning if America was fully isolated IE no supplies no troops
In WW1 America gave new fighting vigor to the weary men and eventually pushed the tide of battle
In the American revoulution America won the majority of battles bythemselves agisant the greatsest power in the wrold granted French help shouldnt be overlooked but the only major engagement hey fought in was yorktown
The Spanish-American war signaled the enbd of the Spainish empire
:book: he has a point there you know :book: if america hadnt come i would be in siberia and for that i'm grateful :bow: ~;) the rest is history ~:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ragnar
Had France not been giving money and make it harder to sail across the Atlantic and move troops up and down the coast, the war would have taken much longer and its outcome would have been uncertain. The reasons why Britain lost the war was because in most battles they were outnumbered, sometimes cut off, and they were several generals commanding armies (Burgoyne, Clinton, Cornwallis to name but a few), but no supreme commander. Whatsmore, the public at home was lukewarm to the idea of fighting fellow Englishmen who were fighting for the same rights as some had done in the Civil War a century before. The American Revoltuion was Britain's Vietnam without the napalm.Quote:
Originally Posted by strike for the south
*I love the smell of Gunpodwer in the Morning*
Yeah, there is no point in arguing about the american revolution, it happens, what we really need to worry about is the up-coming war against france.....
And we're depending on your Manxmen, Ian of Smeg. At lest we know that you won't be running with your tails between you legs.....
N/M
Well if you don't want ot join the club SFS, go take a leek you repressed Welshman! ~;)
Ian and Henry, go ahead with 100 000 men each and take France.
Kaiser, liberate Prussia and Bohemia.
Bopa, take back India.
For the Fatherland!!!!!!!!!!!! (or Motherland, depending where you're from) ~:cool:
Now let us talk about the partition of France:
Alsace-Lothringen be fully integrated into Germany as will the Pas-de-Calais (from now one known as the Foot of Calesbury ~;) ) and Le Havre, the Seine, and the Western sector of Paris (the eastern part being given to the Imperial Crown of Germany) be integrated into Great Britain. All possessions owned before by the English crown shall be returned to the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and further territory including everything along the border with the Kingdom of Spain, Castille and Aragon, all the coast of the Mediterranean until the the Rhone. All territories owned previoulsy by the Holy Roman Empire will be granted back to them. The Empire of Germany will be accorded naval bases on the coast of Brittany. Britain will own the city of Rheims, where the Sovereign will be crowned High King of France. There shall be a small island ruled independantly by the French crown, it's capital Orleans, but it will be landlocked and a vassal of the Crowns of England and Germany. All overseas territories shall be granted to Britain.
You see, we don't hate France, we just love it so much we want every last city, town and village of it! ~;)
Hear, hear. But perhaps we don't need to let the French keep Orleans
Germany was on the backfoot when America joined the battle. America provided a quicker ending to the plodding plot that had gone before.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Henry V
Of course if an Aussie general was in charge of the British they would have take twice as much land ~;)
Wow. I agree with Jag on Something. ~:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by JAG
Hear Hear! The sub-continent is taken by the grace of god for her majesty and Britain.
I wish to aquire Goa and Hyderbad oh and Calcutta. The rest is all yours. :charge: "Thats right lads forewards!"
Anyone up for some foxhunting on sunday?
~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by King Henry V
do i get anything?Quote:
Now let us talk about the partition of France:etc etc
You are hearby invested with the titles and powers of Duke of Normandy, hereby to be known as Smegingham.
Or perhaps boar?Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ragnar
Boar hunting with a great feast of roasted meats with as much mead and ale as you want or fox hunting followed by sunday roast with plenty of claret, sherry and port? Hmmm, tough one, that.
I think that the latter is more favourable, and more civilised. After all, isn't one of our goals to civilise the foreigners? And one cannot forget the brandy, cognac, whisky, and cigars after the dinner.
How about some Drunken Card playing afterwards?
p.s. Thanks for the Dukedom Henry!
Ah yes, some Bridge or whist...
Compulsory reading before joining this club: Empire: How Britain Made the Modern World by Niall Ferguson. Excellent book
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/...211939-7457228
Just wondering King Henry and King Malcom, what do you think about the BNP(british Nationilst Party) Do you agree with some of there point or do you think they are way too extremist?
While I do agree with some of their views, they are really a bunch of ignorant, skinhead lager louts.
They are too extremist. The only things right with their policy is the plan to bring back national service, or an optional thing where you can go help out in the community instead -- hospitals, schools, police, fire brigade, or some such thing, and you have to do that before getting to vote.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ragnar
I quite think restoring the old Empires and ruling them with an iron fist is quite good enough *gulps beer*. Now that we have France, who wants to be the first to invade Poland and Prussia? Kaiser?
SAVE THE EMPIRE, FOR IT HAS BECOME GREAT BY THE GRACE OF GOD! :charge:
Not to mention their far left economic policies. Workers collectives and all that.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ragnar
Well it's election and I expect that every member of this club will peform their duty to me as their king by voting for me!
Well since holding the Presendency of the .Org looks possible, let us discuss a shadow government for the interim. King Malcom, are you interested in holding the position of Foreign Minister?
I am, but I must say that we should not count our chickens before they are hatched... Redleg is near...
Well all parties have a shadow cabinet.
Oh, sorry, didn't quite read the post...
Foreign & Commonwealth Minister, Colonies & Commonwealth Minister, Defence Minister, or Constitutional Affairs Minister (aka Lord Chancellor)
Mmmmmmm...so King Henry is the British King? Excellent. Glad to see we are united in Imperialism. Also, anyone interested in becoming a Minister for my Reich? ~;)
My new title:
Lord von Schwaben und Bayern, Kaiser, Head of the Imperialist Club, Descendant of Prussian generals and officers decorated for bravery, Swabian Swordsman, Supreme Tactician of the Imperialists, Friend of the Russians, British, and Canadians, Cavalry General of the Prussian Military Club, Proud German and Imperialist,
Evil Manaic From Mars.
Gott und Deutschland.
Im happy as long as i get Lord of Northumberland ~D ~D
King Ian, Gwledig Manaw, lord of Galwyddel (galloway) and Duke of Normandy
Not in the USA. Here we just have an opposition party devoted to smacking around and denigrating the current administration. A "Shadow Cabinet" implies people researching the issues and developing viable policy alternatives so that they can step in to govern effectively (by their lights) if they take power. The current opposition party locally isn't bothering with that part "B."Quote:
Originally Posted by King Henry V
~:) Seamus
My title :
The Lord Chancellor, Lord Privy Seal, and First Lord of the Treasury, Lord Malcolm, the Duke of Rothesay, Lord of the Isles, Marquess of Dundee, Prince and Great Steward of Scotland, His Majesty's Viceroy of the Indian Empire, and His Majesty's Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Colonial Affairs.
Doesn't 'Lord of the Isles' cover Mann? cos if it does then......Quote:
Originally Posted by King Malcolm
tsk tsk
It's already mine, as stated in the earlier post
P.s. Gwledig Manaw = King of Mann
Lord of Galwyddel= Lord of Galloway
The celtic kings of Mann held galloway for a long period of time before it was taken over by various enemies
Namely the Scots...
The Lordship of the Isles did at one point cover the Isle of Man, but it is now a separate titled place. The Lordship of the Isles more-or-less covers the Hebrides, and the Mull of Kintyre
Below the belt ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by King Malcolm
Okay, so my throne is secure...now for more conquest, where to henry!!!Quote:
The Lordship of the Isles did at one point cover the Isle of Man, but it is now a separate titled place. The Lordship of the Isles more-or-less covers the Hebrides, and the Mull of Kintyre
Hmm? I may not be Henry, but I suggest getting ready for the re-run of the elections.
I propose a coalition with the Conservative Club, perhaps.
As for our military affairs, I think that since Spain is upholding an illegal claim on Gibraltar, perhaps the Manx can march alongside my loyal Highlanders, the Black Watch, and such like, as we invade from the south onto Madrid.
The Conservatives have said to wait until after the election to form a coalition, if they need the extra votes.
So, we need to choose our candidates.
I propose King Henry V for President, and myself for Vice-President.
i'm a spy///and i spy on your club ~D
And don't forget Tangiers and Minorca. We used to one them.Quote:
Originally Posted by King Malcolm
Done. Hail Duke of Northumberland!Quote:
Originally Posted by King Ragnar
Take 200 000 and take the rest of France. You can have Brittany too if you do, and we might consider giving you Ile-de-France as well. ~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by ian_of_smeg16
Ummm...I'm confused....Is this a joke???? :dizzy2:
No comment....
nah they live in a fantasy world...created by the dreammachine 2004 ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Derfasciti
How exactly does this game work???
Its not a game, nor a joke. We are dedicated to restoring monarchies...we're just too lazy to do anything but dream up evil plots. ~:cheers: Want to join?~:)
Changed my location. ~:) It has an Imperialist theme now...~:cool:
Where is the Imperialist Army? All our wonderful nations of Imperialism...
Arrrgh!
It be me, Lord Bopa, King of Australia, Duke of Aukland, Count of Cantabury, Prince of Victoria and its dependancies, Imperial Viceroy to New Zealand and Australia, Emperor of Oceania, Keeper of the Greenstone seal that is Tapu, Commander of the Indo-Chinese front, Admiral of the southern seas, Lord Szabo rightful hier to the Hungarian throne, Lord Gillies Commander and Loyal servant to the Prince of Scotland and Field Marshal of the Australasian Army of New Zealand.:charge:
Sorry Bopa, but I don't know wether The Three Guardians of the Empire (i.e Me, Malcom and EMFM) will allow to use the title Prince of Wellingtoon as it might be confused with the descendants of His Grace the Duke of Wellington (Vicecount of Talavera, Knight of the Garter, Duke de la Vittoria etc.). Sorry old chap, but we don't want to annoy the Duke.
I'm sure we can get him a slight variaton, like "Prince of New Wellington" or "Prince of Wellingtix" ~;) .
How about Prince of Wellington Royal, or Wellington NZ?
Or Prince of Victoria and its dependancies? (There is a mount Victoria in Wellington)