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Does Fire and Water come together?
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No, only stupid people.
Does Fire and Water come together?
Yeah, it's called Jack Daniels.
What should I do with my life now?
kill,virgins
is my soul choclate
no, but apparently your brain is pudding (that was a baaadd answer to my question ... shame, shame).
I guess games like this aren't a good place to ask a serious question when you're in a crisis ... gee, I woulda thought maybe it would be, lol.
So ... where would you go if you had nowhere to go?
Anywhere
Do you think Hitler made good soup
I guess, if he was the original soup-nazi
Why does it rain in Bergen?
Cuz it's gawd's loo?
To be, or not to be?
No, it's tuna.
Why am I better than everybody else?
Because drinking all that IRN-BRU makes you a scottish superman.
Does smoking cause lung cancer?
Maybe, but it's a bad idea to imitate a chimney anyway.
So how does Father Christmas fit through the damned things?
Well if you drink lot's of alcohol it might
So why doesn't my printer work.
:balloon2:
You forgot to plug it in.~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
What’s the number to 911?
I have only one thing to say:
SPAM:spammer: :dancinglock: :horn: :closed:
Spam is not the number to 911!?!?~;)
How do you know about me drinking IRN-BRU? Release the hounds!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
Where's your question?
I left it on the kitchen counter.~D
How much candy do you have left after Halloween?
Millons.
Why I do rock and all of you are my slaves?
cause your really drunk
how long until we revolt from your entoxicated rule?
when its done (copyrights Khevlan)
where am i?
where you are.
What is that?
It's my pussycat.Quote:
Originally Posted by TogakureOjonin
do you want to stroke it?
Depends on what you mean by saying, "pussycat."
What do you mean by saying, "pussycat"?
And is this thread ruining any relationships?
My hampster is drunk.
Why did Nappy paint himself pink?
Cuz he likes being pretty?
Who da heck is Nappy, anyway?
Nappy is an ocean.Where are we?
in motion.
Who is that in the dress, with hair sticking out of ... its nylons?? ~:eek:
It's Gawain.
Why do I love getting hurt and pissed on?
because you haven't been to my trailer in the Nevada desert yet ... :ballchain:
Why didn't you guess BKS? :hippie:
Because BKS loves the whip!
Why is BKS so handsome?
because it's hard to grab anything with your toes.
Gah! Where is that dweeb when you need him?
Getting laid with the circus creaturs.
How many chickens does it take to fill a blender?
the same amount as it takes whiners to clog up the Watchtower.
What have I got in me pockets?
is that a roll of quarters...no you are just happy to see me
Why is the sun hot
Nobody knows.
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
To conceal that money is rootless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
Why is rootbeer called a beer?
Because you hate it the first time you try it and then you get addicted to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdrianII
Why do I have to work in an office when the sun is shining outside? ~:mecry:
You have me stumped with that one m8.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
no.but those would be painted with bright colours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
When the world ends?
For you, tomorrow...Quote:
Originally Posted by kagemusha
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
Becouse size does matter.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
what blue whales think?
I wish I was a fin...Quote:
Originally Posted by kagemusha
"I am" is reportedly the shortest complete sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest?
Ask that from an englisman, and he tells you how the weather is.~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
Why American dollars look so dirty?
.
Because they are green.
How do I invade Ireland in MTW?
.
You cant.Its impossible.
Why many cows have dots?
Because they are made of carrots.Quote:
Originally Posted by kagemusha
Why is Bartix?
Because he drinks too much and hasn't taken his medicine.
Who is that knockin' on the door?
Its your doppelganger.~D
Where is Abokasee?
Michael Jackson.
Why is the sky blue?
EDIT: Beaten by Kagemusha. Do not take notice of this post. It means nothing!
Well I sometimes wash my hair with honey but mostly I wash it with glue, you should try it out.
Am i fat?
not from this angle.
Why is my nickname in your quote, and what does it say in English?
I believe it means "mad cow with blue teeth and a purpel suicidal strawberry eating ninja."Quote:
Originally Posted by TogakureOjonin
what do you taste like?
Wouldn't you like to know! ~;p
What time is it?
About now on a good watch.
How deep is a hole?
As shallow as my head.
what pops into your head when I say: bugbears felch!
I think of a bugbears felch.
What's a bugbears felch?
It's subject-action, dorkus.
Have you seen that picture at The Ritz?
I didn't see a picture of bugbears felch in the Ritz-Carlton ~D
What's a bugbears felch?
Never mind...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan
Why is a boxing ring square?
because it has always been that way.
what's the use of this smiley ~;p
:balloon2:
practicing French ~;p.
And this one? :nurse:
if you feel a little ~:cool: but then again also a little ~:handball:
why do people use smileys ?
Because they look like balloons.
Why are you hiding? :hide:
Cause they are insecure of their sexuality.
What happens when you die?
um ... ya don't wanna know ... :shakehands:
Why are you watching?
edit: this was in response to BP's post.
***
God knows.
What happens when you live?
That's entirely up to you.
How many trees are there in the Amazon rainforest?
Enough to make Beirut a happy wood-chuck.
sdrawkcab ecnetnes siht si?
Yes, I'm a horse.
Why does cabbage eat bunnies?
better them than them.
Is it really better to burn out than fade away?
EDIT: Gah! That response was to Duckie. Slow again.
EDIT2: Aha! I was first! nananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I answered yours anyways m8, see below ...)
because its in cabbages nature to do so.
what blue smells like?
gah!Toga beat me!~:mecry:
smells like teen spirit.
What do you think of spirit squads? :cheerleader: :elephant: :cheerleader:
panties,mate,panties!~;)
what is behind space?
Less confusing than TogakureOjonin and kagemusha.
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Edit: well, you know why...
Lol!~:wave: maybe in pale moonlight.
but wont ants kill us all?
To the Gods, we are the ants.
Can I not get a serious answer to this question?
I think that only a whale can give it to you,go ask the whales.
Where does all the money go?
not here, that's for sure :shrug:
SOOOO ... is it really better to burn out than fade away?
It's better to burn yourself.
What's so great about society?
people.
What was first egg or chicken?
Fragony.
Why do I want to try heroine?