I have a
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I have a
yellowing cyst that
I ate yesterday.
After that I
sent a horde
of jiggling, nubile
fish eating monsters.
(what is nubile?)
(nubile, when a girl becomes a women. like when they are 18 i guess)
Suddenly, I knew
that if I
drank some water
and liquid chicken
Then The Stranger
would not explode
and stop spamming
but he did
demonstrate superb sportsmanship
unlike somebody else
who prefers axes
.Then Beiruit closed
his door and
this thread because
:balloon2:
it was too
spam-riddled. Next morning,
the thread was
reopened only to
suffer ignominious defenestration.
In this time
of polite cannibalism,
Lemur tried to
find a woman
, sorry, female lemur.
In his search
for the lemur-ess
he came upon
a can of spam
which was closed
by a big
axe swinging canadian
in Liquid Nitrogen
at Defcon one
while wearing a
pink fuzzy hat
,pink skimpy thong
and pink slippers.
on a lady
who loved froggs
that ate fish
and wrote useful
poems about the
nature of postmodernism.
Talking about postmodernism,
I heard that
Nietzsche and Doc
were sitting in
some Russian place
surrounded by georgeous
making sweet love.
EDIT: GAH Andres beat me to it. OK, scrap that...
surrounded by gorgeous...
...Danish War Clerics
which is unusual
in Nigeria. Texans
worship George Bush.
becaus our stupid
people. I Spartan
am feeling pretty
When i wear
hard clothing but
those tight leather
chaps bother me
because of the
gay dance moves
done by Gertgregoor
while pleasing Doc.
i dont use.
condoms when I
attack people with
my big ol'
dancing pink hippos
which are from
Bartix sacred temple
now owned by