Chuck Norris

President George Bush admires Chuck Norris. (He said that CN was his favorite hero).

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Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan

President George Bush admires Chuck Norris. (He said that CN was his favorite hero).

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The only thing I love about G. W. Bush: He is the king of predictability.

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Originally Posted by LeftEyeNine

The only thing I love about G. W. Bush: He is the king of predictability.

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As predictable as a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face? :laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Gregoshi

As predictable as a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face? :laugh4:

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You got Chuck Norris all wrong, Gregoshi-san. The ultimate trick about that roundhouse kick to the face is that although you know it's the way Chuck Norris communicates with earthly surroundings both organic and inorganic, you never expect it to happen to you. :smoking:

(Ummmm... nah - Beirut)

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Chuck Norris doesn't grow a beard. It just stays that way.

Chuck Norris poops Ice Cream so nutritious that one pound could feed a family of seven for eight months. His sweat is like honey. His Urine is like a fine wine. And his tears are the fabled fountain of youth- one drop gives you eternal vitality and power.

To bad Chuck Norris has never cried

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Originally Posted by Divinus Arma

It was the end of World War II. Adolf Hitler hunkered down in his secret underground bunker, listening to the bombs dropping throughout Berlin above. He turned to his sweetheart Eva Braun, and said "Mine dearest. It is time to end this before we are taken captive by the disgusting enemy". Eva was shaking in fear and crying at the realization that they were about to die in suicide. Adolf closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He walked to the door and opened it to retrieve his method of suicide. There stood Chuck Norris.


Rather than recieve the fatal roundhouse kick to the face, Eva Braun quickly took a lethal dose of cyanide.

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That explains why all that's left of Hitler is a few skull fragments!

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Originally Posted by spmetla

That explains why all that's left of Hitler is a few skull fragments!

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And all the more impressive as Chuck was only 5 (mortal) years old at the time. In truth the spirit of Chuck Norris is reborn in a new body when the old one dies.

Would the new Chuck Norris look like the previous one, or does his appearance change with the times?

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Originally Posted by Zalmoxis

Would the new Chuck Norris look like the previous one, or does his appearance change with the times?

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I think the Times Change with the Appearance of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris looks virtually the same in every epoch, however, how human's percieve his looks in the past could be vastly different then how we percieve how he looks now.

Chuck Norris once punched God, whereupon he vomited the baby Jesus.

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Originally Posted by Zorba

Chuck Norris once punched God, whereupon he vomited the baby Jesus.

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lol