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:bow:
Update from my side:
After letting parents know i was with this wonderful lady, dad had a nice rage at me for lieing to him. (Instead of saying i was at her house for that period of time on saturday, i was at "Sarathos's") Parents have justed invited us out to dinner.
:shrug: Might go, might not. After her pestering me to tell my parents, im now waiting on her to tell hers. :grin2:
Big mistake pever, you've got get your parents to trust you. And then they'll let you do pretty much anything. (Well mine do anyway).
drat, drat, drat. I Can't seem to find 5 minutes to talk to the girl alone and ask her out.
Chloroform. :tongueg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Waldinger
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Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
Hmm, most likely we will spend the night at my place...well until 11 or so :no:
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Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
Best used in the phrase: Excuse me Miss but does this dirty rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
:gorgeous: + :zzz: = :knuddel:
Never seen a woman advocate that tactic before... :speechless:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
Thats cause they're that only ones who know it works, they just don't let on.Quote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
That was a fun time :grin2:
She just left.
Details? Not PG-13, so I cant state :tongue:
Take that Sarathos >_>
So you're saying you used the chloroform idea then.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
I'd prefer the club method, like real cavemen do.
Ok this is not for me.. Its for my friend I swear (Pever and Sarathos can confirm that Im not the type of guy who goes out with someone):sweatdrop:
Apparently this guy is having trouble asking out a girl. Last time he was just 2 seconds away from asking and her friend randomly decided to join the conversation...
So he asked me if I know any cunning tactic to create a situation with just him and the girl he likes.
Thanks for help:beam:
Club or chloroform as mentioned already, depending on what kind of guy he is.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
Apart from that, that's a good question, you can get most girls alone after stalking them for a while. ~;)
Otherwise he'd have to create the situation himself, say, by inviting her somewhere, but then that's already a semi-date once he tells her it will only be her and him. :sweatdrop:
Except maybe if they do their homework together or something.
Ah... memories of the day my father met my first girlfriend. There he was, happily watching the news in the living room... We came down the stairs in dressing gowns, looking for breakfast. I rapidly ran into the kitchen, leaving them to it...
AlsoSpoiler Alert, click show to read:
Clubs leave nasty bruises that are just ripe for an assault charge.
Only if you're stupid enough to let her escape from your cave.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
Still trying to find a few minutes alone with her to ask her out. Luckily, tomorrow I'll be spending several hours with her and some friends so I should be able to get few minutes of that time alone with her.
Thats going a little bit primative isnt it Husar....?Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
Well that does sound promising and I hope it works. If her friends want her to go with him alone somewhere, just kinda move in and box them out, you got to be quick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waldinger
I've was with her and some friends from around 8 in the morning until just about an hour ago and I didn't have any time alone with her to ask her out. I won't see her again until Monday. I'm going to call one of my friends and ask her for advice.
Not to bad though. I spent two months thinking that txtgirl just didn't want a relationship right then. Turns out that "I just want time to get things normal again," and "I don't think I'm ready for another relationship just yet" really mean "I just want to be friends". We're still friends though.
Having to wait a couple more days to ask out the girl I'm currently interested in isn't too bad.
Dude you should totally Josh her and tell her "hey I ned to ask you something privately," could work. I've never tried it, but if you have the personality(which I'm sure/hoping you have), you couldn't have a problem. Or if your friends are her friends(you guys just hung out all day together), then tell 'em you're gonna ask her out and that when the time comes you'll give em a sign if they are around and they'll leave so you whack her with your club, then chloroform her to make sure she's out, then take her to your cave and ask her out the right way:medievalcheers:.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waldinger
No but really, good luck.
Just talked to my friend and she said basically the same thing(except without the club and the chloroform). She also said that she was surprised about who I like and didn't think she was my type(AKA not a crazy person), but then she changed the subject when I asked who she thought was my type.Quote:
Originally Posted by Decker
Hihihihi. :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Waldinger
~:flirt:Quote:
Originally Posted by Waldinger
Either she thinks she is your type or that you would insulted by who she thinks your type is.
Also, I've found this thread a bit of an interesting read...'questions' shall be asked of Pever. Not so concerned about Sarathos, although I agree that it would probably be best if no-one showed the girl in question this thread.
Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Drama at the .Org'...
Killfr3nzy and Sarathos fight over Nameless'Girl in the school cafeteria, and will KP tell Pever about her kiss with Twilight?
Why not? Everyone can benefit from a good chloroform-induced naptime. :tongueg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killfr3nzy
Hehe, just talked to my friend again. She really was just surprised about who I like and nothing else but it did give me a fun hour of speculation.
*grabs a tub of popcorn*
I just love those Aussie comedies. I can't wait to see this one.
Will KillFr3nzy find out that pever's baby isn't his? Will Twilight and Sarathos relieve the sexual tension? Stay tuned!Quote:
Originally Posted by Killfr3nzy
This thread is hilarious. I added it to my sig.
I'm just glad I'm the man in this relationship.Quote:
Originally Posted by CountArach
Will Beefy ever find love? Will people finally stop mistaking him for Dennis?
Sure she was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waldinger
No sorry, Twilight is with Killfrenzy. Well under Killfrenzy being his ****. And the only sexual tension between Twilight and I is when Im dead, yes Twilight swings that way.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Count Arach
But thanks Killfrenzy for coming into the thread and completely screwing it up :2thumbsup:
Btw, that fight that is supposed to happen but wont, will be pretty one -sided so I really see no point. What do you have to fight over...?
(Language - Beirut)
Killfr3nzy managed to describe the relationship of Pever, TB, Sarathos, Killfr3nzy and Me in just 3-4 sentences
Quite impressive work there..:sweatdrop:
Im quite certain that I wont find me love unless someone smacks my head with a brick to change my persona (Im sure TB will be happy to hear that. He might prefer a axe though)
One thing I want to make it clear. If you make this "melodrama" messy then Beefy wont be happy. He shall chase peoples around with hordes of cows if he have to. :whip:
I was planning to tell my friend about the wonderful art of chloroform... This is the conversation we had
me: Heya. Have you asked her out yet?
friend: Nah not yet
Me: ok I got some ide...
Friend: she got grounded.
Me:.... Wow thats great.
Wish him luck... And wish you all happy bunch of lovers filled with future that it all works out:2thumbsup:
He had babies with pever....??????Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
(Un-Frontroomish comments - Beirut)
Next week... Youll find out more about the 5 close friends... Did Killfr3nzy and Pever produce babies? Is that even possible?... Is what Sarathos said true?... Brandnew Org friends.. Coming back next mondayQuote:
Originally Posted by Sarathos
Bah I prefer House:sweatdrop:
Lets stop hijacking the topic guys and let others like Waldinger speak up:yes:
Hmmm...
(for reference KP is my lovely girlfriend, an ex student of our school [Myself, Twilightblade (TB), Killfr3nzy (KF), Sarathos and Beefy all attend the same school. Sarathos' current girlfriend is Killfr3nzy's ex, and Sarathos and I are not happy with the way KF and TB have been acting...)
KF and Sarathos in a fight? OOOooh, who would win...
So, TB, is there anything between you and KP?
Will there be a fight tomorrow? If so, who will win? Will Beefy be confused with Dennis?
I have a feelin that im slightly left out...
Theres 2 love fights going on... and theres me... people getting my names wrong because apparently all the asians looks the same:laugh4:
But seriously guys... If you want to keep ranting make a new thread (unless if everyone wants to see this new series of soap opera)
This topic is "ideas for a first date" not "how to choke your rival effectively"
I'll leave that up to the op, Waldinger.
Step One) De-arm opponent. [Yes, 'de', not 'dis'.]Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
Step Two) Wrap legs in approximately ten feet of steel chain.
Step Three) Lock said chain.
Step Four) Proceed with Choking.
@Sarathos; Someone's a little touchy - and misinformed.
I did not add the bit about babies or the relationship between Pev and TB. I only added onto it.
Who would win in a fight?
To be perfectly honest, - unless you were really, really freaking angry at the time - me.
Situation;
Kill hands over money for his daily Breaker, then begins to walk towards the cafeteria entrance. Sarathos enters, sights Kill and storms over.
"Oi, Kill, what the hell was all that about my girl?" (This is an example of me using artistic licence; he doesn't actualy talk this way.)
Kill looks surprised.
"You have a girl now? Ooohh, you mean (girlsnamegoeshere)."
Sarathos gets in Kill's face.
"You wanna fight man, you wanna fight?!?"
"Not...really. I mean the school already offered to kick me out this year, which means I've fulfilled my quota, and if - "
The rest is cut off as Sarathos shoves Kill in the chest, hard. Kill, being naturaly weedy and unco, falls over. Unfortunately for Sarathos, Kill had already opened his Breaker, and it gets spilled in the fall.
*Breaker takes 5dmg from Sarathos, Breaker dies.*
Onlookers seem confused at the random WoW-style text hovering near the floor.
*Kill gains Flip-Out.*
"You spilled my ****** drink!!!"
Sarathos collapses backwards, holding his groin. Kill retracts his foot, gets up and finds the nearest chair, proceeding to beat Sarathos with it untill bystanders pry it from his hands.
*Kill looses Flip-Out; Sarathos gains Owned.*
THE END
(Language - Beirut)
Laugh!
Honestly, I'm fearing teh lock if i rebuke that indepth.
I can however point out the flaws:
You are the tallest out of all of us, Sarathos wouldnt act like that and there would be more people involved in it.
You can get 'in the face' of someone taller than you; it just looks retarded, is all.
I know he wouldn't act that way, but it was a fight between me and him in a cafiteria; how likely is that to happen?
It's main point was that unless he started the fight prepared, my habit of escalating faster than everyone else would mean I win. Of course, he's normally too nice a guy to be physically violent anyway; fond (and vocal) reminiscing of 'Self Defence' classes with him always brings a smile.
I didnt say you did, I simply added on to it too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killfrenzy
Well all that is true, I dont fight, but I still would like to know what we are fighting about...?
Even if there was a fight I wouldnt fight with anger (anger leads to the dark side) plus I dont go up to the cafe anyway, so it wouldnt happen there.
I think you underestimate me Killfrenzy, I can defend myself when need, and the bigger they are the harder they fall. (Those self-defence classes were trash, they seriously didnt nothing. Do 3 years and get a blue tip in Taekwon-do, then you can talk.
Until till you understand and respect your enemy, you will always lose.
Did European settlers understand or respect aboriginies? I think not.
And who would you say has 'won' in this example?
I'm sure you can defend yourself, and if we were escalating at the same speed you'd definatly win, my point was that I tend to over-react.
Some news;
The 'fight' would be over your current- and my ex- girlfriend, and would be in the cafe because that's what I detailed in the first .Org Drama post.
My claim to your misinformation was when this happened -
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Originally Posted by Sarathos
Also, as Pever said, we should revert to topic, ie shut up, and/or create one for this purpose.
G'night all.
All right, stingy time.
One more post on this subject, and Im asking BKS and Beirut to hand out WP's to everyone involved, myself included if need be.
Way to ruin the fun pever.....:shame:
It's a shame to see such a close-knit group of .Org members not being exactly friendly. ~:rolleyes:
Maybe they need a date together to sort it out? *desperate attempt to keep thread on-topic*
An excellent school-cafeteria mass-date for us all?
Wow, I'm glad I don't have:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killfr3nzy
a-a gf
b-a gf who is the actual of a friend of mine
c-friends with gf's
d-friends of school here
So, I'm not good at this.
What is with you and the school cafeteria...:huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Killfr3nzy
No dw we are all close friend. Arent we lads?:whip:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodion Romanovich
Yea we are pretty close friends.. We just got twisted mind
But seriously unless our fellow Orgers are intrested we should stop posting about it. This can be settled easily in RL.
Killy No offence.. But if you got time to write up all this plz do finish the Castle. We are all waiting here:sweatdrop:
I agree Sarathos. Our school cafeteria is not exactly the best place to settle all this. We are rather shy arent we.
If we going to fully slap each other and chase each other around, best do it in more quiet place. Like in the library. (Just gotta avoid those librarian ppls)
And fellow orgers.. My apologies for us hijacking the thread. Plz dont let this thread die because of us.. since its a nice thread worth keeping it alive. :sweatdrop:
On behalf of my minions I apologize :bow:
Hah! You young whippersnappers already suffer from a lack of creativity on the first date :no:
Those youths nowadays ~:angry:
Does anyone have an idea for my 1.532nd date with my wife?
:creep:
Nice diner and a wine?:laugh4:
Which ones gonna turn out to be the long dead *fill in what here* who has had a full sex change & returned to wreak terrible vengance before revealing their true identity during the school-cafeteria mass date?Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Sounds like me.Quote:
wreak terrible vengance before revealing their true identity during the school-cafeteria mass date?
Beefy.Quote:
who has had a full sex change
Honestly though, back on topic.
Get her friends on your side. If you can get their approval beforehand, then thats a step ahead. Especially if you cant get alone with her, let the people know beforehand. I had to do that yesterday.
story:
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Wow, just wow. Over the last day and a half I half been slowly having an epiphany and I have finally made sense of my feelings for the first time in a long time. I should have an interesting(and fairly long) story to tell when I get back tonight.
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Originally Posted by Papewaio
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Allow me to translate:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vuk Brankovic
"If this stationary semi-large automobile transport is moving due to sexual encounters within, please do not disturb the inhabitants."
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Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
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Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
...WOW!
The minds here at the Org...
~;) :P
Okay, so I actually ended up asking out my friend who I asked for advice.~:flirt:
That is the short version of this tale. The long version could take me well over an hour to tell and all intermediate versions make no or almost no sense so I will leave it at this unless I get an evening with a lot of free time soon.
~:flirt:
Best explanation of it ever!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:
Split it up into posted segments in-between the 2-3 other conversations going on here. They'll be plenty of time my .org mate. That way, you don't have to make one mega huge post and everyone can wait for the next part...kinda like Harry Potter, if you get my drift.Quote:
Originally Posted by Waldinger
I know what you mean Waldinger, maybe. :dizzy2:
So just got here...
was there a flame just now??
(Language - Beirut)
Oh yes. But its over now... or it better be :evilgrin:
Pever, not even your attempt to be a mini-mod could stop me flaming if I desired to, I just feel that Sarathos is a little sensitive on this topic...of course, these things can be hard to tell over the internets.
Also @ Waldinger; Ah-HAH! Thought something like this would happen.
I can ditch an episode of House for this thread:laugh4:
Plz do tell us about your tell Waldinger
Dear Pever
I may seem like a grumpy old fella who has no intrest in the opposite sex what so ever.... I may have never fell in love and I dont intend to for coming years... I may has more similarities to my mother then my father... I may be skinnier then you Pever.. Which is quite an achievement.. I may have a high pitched voice sometimes...
That doesnt make me a women does it?
Ah yes he probably could...the others mods like him, not youQuote:
Originally Posted by Killfr3nzy
Why do you care I feel? And Im not sensitive, Im just protective about the dignity of a certain woman who you never gave half about.Quote:
Originally Posted by Killfr3nzy
Also why do you feel I am too protective? You think I should just give up, slack off and not care like you d
My apologises pevergreen, ban me if you will.
Aw, I feel so irrelevant in this conflict.
@ Waldinger - woo! woo! cheer! good work mate. Even if she turned you down(which doesn't sound like from what your wrote), good work, that takes courage!
It takes someone special like Cimmerian to make this topic go back on track, though i will ask a few things:
If i ever implied you were female, it was by mistake. You are a great man Beefy, I respect you for your courage. :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy
As to Killfr3nzy and Sarathos I again ask that you cease the fighting here. If it must happen, do it via insulting e-mails, txt messages or in real life. There comes a point where you have to take a stand. Doing that via these forums is not the best way to handle it. I suggest you both refrain from posting in this thread for a while, as well as using the "Ignore this User" function avaliable when you view that persons profile, so you can not see their posts.
Thank you, and good day. :bow:
I heard a quote once that said: "Make love, not war"
Although, Im not sure how that would work for you guys... not to mention what <x> would have to say about it.
For all users of our school weve made a new forum so do your yapping there... No need to make a mess in front of fellow orgs
To get thing back on track.. My brother got rejected by person he likes (its quite an achivement... I thought he had no guts to ask people out like me)
Apprently the girl was recently dumped by other guy and she is in no mood to make a new relationship...how ever she did say "you seem to be a nice guy"
My brothers not that cut but I do like to cheer him up a little (We havnt had a decent conversation in ages so thats part of the reason) and give him some advice.
Could you help me out?:help:
For advice to him?
I cant really help you out there, I think you should just get him in your room and kick his ass (nicely) in Civ 4. Just become closer as brothers.
Its not the relationship issue. His in diffrent country and he attend uni there.. I just got something against skype so I just use msn and type/talk for 3 min (when I type I cant be my self.. So convo dies out in few min)
I thought cheering him up a bit would be nice to him... Especially when he has to spend almost all his time writing up essays.... And on the top of that getting rejected.
Now where is the fun in that? Bringing it into real life is kinda making it personal, we all have our different opinions so why cant we express them? Agreed it is far off topic so I shall cease my rebellion.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Happy now pev?
You could tell him that if you were the girl, you would have accepted him.
Thats a good idea Cimmerian, but slightly odd.
Still, better than anything i can think of :shrug:
Sit her in a chair and let her watch you clean the bathroom. She'll get more excited than taking a first date on your private Learjet to see your 1000 acre poodle puppy ranch in Barbados.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres