Pirate Ship Mafia [Concluded]

I agree Sasaki would have been the better choice than Andres, somehow due to Andres being vocal the votes piled up on him instead, not my choice but i would rather seen Andres go down due to people's mistakes than woad&fangs...

Now woad's lynched thats pretty much the end of the matter... at the very least a waste of the towns time and a distraction...

I had a lovely 10-hour sleep last night. Woke up to find 16 new PMs in my inbox. Nice job, guys. :thumbsup:

Out of 48....isn't that bad??:idea2:

Question: If this game lasts longer then a month, will random people begin dying of scurvy? Because my plan this mafia game has been to hoard all the oranges and sell them for lots of gold.

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

thats why I vote Jolt.

Why does YLC?

He be owing his vote to me for a while.

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Uh? You still haven't given out why you are voting for me? All you did was quote me saying I wanted to vig kill LG. I presume you know why I said that in the first place. Provided you do not, let me ask you "Why did you vig kill LG?". If you don't have an hidden reason, you'll probably answer why I vig killed him. Provided that you do know why I said that, the only reason I can find for you voting for me is to create a (failed) bandwagon.

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Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name

Question: If this game lasts longer then a month, will random people begin dying of scurvy? Because my plan this mafia game has been to hoard all the oranges and sell them for lots of gold.

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The game may last a month in real time, but it will probably last around half that time in-game.

And even if it does last a month in-game, let's say that... the sailors start coming across random fruit trees in the water. They've been floating just long enough so that the fruits are perfectly ripe.

Yeah.

Beskar's a bit fruity, I think we can just all lick him!

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Originally Posted by Yaropolk

Beskar's a bit fruity, I think we can just all lick him!

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I think you've been out at sea too long, mate. :sick:

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Originally Posted by Yaropolk

Beskar's a bit fruity, I think we can just all lick him!

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Can I dress him up like a wench first? :eyebrows:

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I think you'd better back off, matey. Beskar's my "bunk buddy". Yarrr.

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

The game may last a month in real time, but it will probably last around half that time in-game.

And even if it does last a month in-game, let's say that... the sailors start coming across random fruit trees in the water. They've been floating just long enough so that the fruits are perfectly ripe.

Yeah.

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We could just come upon a merchant ship carrying a load of fruit, and seize it! :pirate:

CR

We could always just open up one of our kegs of pickles. Yarrr... or did we forget to load up the ship with pickled vegetables before we left port?

Aaar! They may still be cucumbers!

I always thought grog was a fruit.

Aaaar, only a British scum would think that! Every decent pirate knows that grog is distilled vomit mixed with rubbing alcohol!

I don't know what you are drinking, but grog is just diluted rum. And since rum is made from sugar, which is obviously a fruit, since it is sweet and a plant, it logically follows that grog too is a fruit.

Arrr....who are these fake pirates who long for the foul stench of fresh fruit?

It wouldn't be your ration of lime you are missing, eh? :inquisitive:

I have no idea what the **** anybody is saying.

I think it had something to do with grog not being a fruit, then with it actually being made from fruit. Either way, it doesn't have anything fruit-like in it in the end.

thought grog was moonshine, like really raw and strong, more like paint peeler

I was under the impression grog was more of a heavily watered down alcohol?

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Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly

Now that woad&fangs is dead I can safely say...

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

he's innocent

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Yes, Grizzly. You will turn up innocent. Woad most probably will too.


But then perhaps the defense could have been a bit more substantial than:

(Grizz) 'Those PMs are fake'. 'Oh, on second thought, they aren't'.
And
(Woad) 'Squawk! I'm innocent! I'm a parrot! Squawk!'

Mafia rule #something: always try to look innocent, even if you are. :smash:

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Originally Posted by scottishranger

I was under the impression grog was more of a heavily watered down alcohol?

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Right you are, it was what the British drank so they wouldn't get too wasted, and it helped with scurvy cause they added brown sugar and lime juice.

From the book And a Bottle of Rum: A History of the New World in Ten Cocktails:

"If you met a pirate who was asking for grog, you would know that he wasn't a real pirate."

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Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

Yes, Grizzly. You will turn up innocent. Woad most probably will too.


But then perhaps the defense could have been a bit more substantial than:

(Grizz) 'Those PMs are fake'. 'Oh, on second thought, they aren't'.
And
(Woad) 'Squawk! I'm innocent! I'm a parrot! Squawk!'

Mafia rule #something: always try to look innocent, even if you are. :smash:

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I spoil any comments I make on the whole affiar now as I have probably written far more than poeple want to read on it anyway...

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TBH after saying it was a lie I didn't see a whole lot I needed to defend myself from before next second i was dead* (i was also busy with work and stuff) In terms of effort put in I practically posted an essay to prove woad was innocent (indirectly through proving mine) but to no avail. Im not sure theres a whole lot woad could have said... he was guilty by association and so could only clear himself through trying to convince people my slightly wacky play was not guilt, but obviously I could much better explain myself then he could... that just left him squaking

*That I assumed sasaki to be bluffing when he threatened to vig me....

Y'know, me hearties, I reckon's I be losin' me marbles. I coulda swored that I jus' 'eard grizzly yappin.

Arrrr, better get some rum down me gullet to quiet the voices.

AND! If I sees that fruity bugger youse be talkin about, I'll give 'im bloody good lickin alright!

This is somewhat alarming as I've had two dropouts tonight alone, not to mention Xehh. If you know someone who would like to play, please let me know ASAP. Thanks. :bow:

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Originally Posted by miotas

AND! If I sees that fruity bugger youse be talkin about, I'll give 'im bloody good lickin alright!

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Please don't do Rule 34 of me. :bow:

for the second night in a row we have had some pretty strange conversations :inquisitive: