What did she say? It can't be any worse than the ones I got.
My favorite: sorry but your :daisy: is too small, I can't do it on it.
Mandatory disclaimer, I am a bit above the average, but her ex packs a 24cm puddinggun. Can't compete with that.
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What did she say? It can't be any worse than the ones I got.
My favorite: sorry but your :daisy: is too small, I can't do it on it.
Mandatory disclaimer, I am a bit above the average, but her ex packs a 24cm puddinggun. Can't compete with that.
I'd like wearing a hat, but I wonder if I'm not too young for that.
Then again, I wonder, what has age to do with the question if you can wear a hat or not.
Still less harrowing than hearing someone doesn't wants to have with you because she feels your :daisy: is too small. That's a frontal assault on your manliness.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
Perhaps, but if I ever write a autobiografic it's in it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
Mandatory bare knuckle boxing match with good friend, would have really hurt if he hit me hard if he hits me as hard as he can. I am losing my skills, He's much better at it. I didn't have any trouble with him before.
This is one thing I never understood about 'human relationships'.
So Friend X wants to hang out with me, but Friend Y and Z usually know X comes around, and wants to do like a big get together. Friend X doesn't want Friend Y and Z to come along, but however, doesn't want to tell Y and Z because that would make Friend X look like a 'scumbag'. So Friend X doesn't want to hang out because Friend Y and Z would find out, and ask, therefore, I should lie to Friend Y and Z saying I don't want them to come around at all, and just Friend X. Therefore, so I look like the 'scumbag' and not Friend X. Also, me saying "Friend X isn't interested in doing a big get together" causes objections due to the way I am saying it but Friend X would not say themselves.
My view is simple, for Friend X just to say they don't want Friend Y and Z to come around, therefore, they don't come around and no issue. I don't see why Friend X finds being honest so hard.
Stop doing bare knuckle matchesQuote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
You'll kill the few brain cells you have
Gloves will not help at all. They will only decrease the amount of superficial damage, eyebrow cuts and the like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Don't commit the criminal splife-snife, you dedaly choirs!
Now you sound like my mom. I am only moderatly hurt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
Hangover. What are you supposed to hang over if you have a hangover. I'm too tired to go hanging over something. Leave me alone, with your silly terminology.
Does the padding not increase the time over which the impact takes place, thus dampening the change in acceleration which causes damage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Moros
Gloves hit much harder, skin is just less likely to burst.
Thank goodness for electronic cigarettes! I think I would be dead of lung cancer by now if not for my vape stick. :D
Building an atomizer is fun too and the vape it produces is devine!
This guy has found the solution:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7hqUj_zWLE
It mostly allows you to hit much harder without hurting your hands and without superficial damages stopping a fight. Chances on ending a fight by knocking someone out and causing internal damages hence increases.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
:daisy: in my mouth till death do us fart :no:
Few men possess the wisdom to cure the world's woes,even fewer to none possess the desire for it.
I am determined to get to most hilariously wrong outfit ever. I allready got me Cavelli trousers with some sort of tiger print and a shirt with a snake pattern. Now I need crocodil or snake leather shoes.
Fun fact: I wore these trousers with a shirt with flowers and mirrors when I visited mom to scare her. It worked, I am disowned if I ever do it again, and she brought me home because
she wouldn't let me walk on the streets like that because she was afraid I would be beaten up.
It snowed an inch where I live and quite literally the city is in lockdown since yesterday. The national guard is even being called in to help.
All this for one inch of snow. One.
"Motives" are pretexts.
"and the weak shall perish..."Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
On a serious note (hopefully not too serious), not to offend you, but it sounds like your area is full of a lot of irresponsible d*!($e b@&$. I read about it and saw the pictures where all the people in front abandoned their vehicles and created huge traffic jams. What if first responders had to get through to save people's lives? What if someone in one of those cars was old and could not walk away, and was low on gas? Would they just leave them to die in the cold? That is pathetically irresponsible. I don't care if you are afraid to drive in an inch of snow; you cannot endanger the lives of others.
Sorry if that is too Backroomish, but I think it is pretty disgusting.
The problem is that nobody here is used to any snow so nobody knows how to drive in it. The last time it snowed this much was about 3 years ago. Nobody has winter-weather tires, or chains, or really anything. The weather guys were predicting a dusting, just like the 200 times before, so nobody was taking it seriously. Just a FUBAR all around.
No winter-tires in the winter, that's smart. Don't they watch the news, it's exceptionally cold this year in the USA, if I know that why don't they.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
Well, winter here usually just means cold weather, no snow. Or if it does snow it melts by midday. So why invest in winter tires when with that money I can buy 12 cases of beer?
Melting snow sucks more, the next day it's all ice. Needs good shoes to get around.
My sister's son is obsessed with cell-fission, he knows all the words. He's four.
God damn if this doesnt make me laugh everytime. I was there when it happened, when history was made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYmqJl4MoNI
All ye vapers! Come and congregate!
vape on my brothers and sisters!
I have been spending some time with my fellow vapers. It is a friendly community.
43-8, wow....
Pretty lame superbowl to be honest, it was just so painful to watch, and Im not even a Broncos fan.
Caught some of the Superbowl last night. If anybody ever put on a display like that during a football (soccer) match at half-time I would get up and walk away in a mix of disgust and confusion.