Continuing on the Tour de France motive
2 German TV stations stop transmitting event
German cyclist gets busted for doping....German TV stations throw a hissy fit and stop broadcasting the event....how mature... :inquisitive: :dizzy2:
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Continuing on the Tour de France motive
2 German TV stations stop transmitting event
German cyclist gets busted for doping....German TV stations throw a hissy fit and stop broadcasting the event....how mature... :inquisitive: :dizzy2:
Talk about doping...
Yeah, you wonder what the German TV stations are smoking....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin
Cheney is going to be President!
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The good folks in the WaPo photo department should be congratulated here, that pic of Bush is...appropriate. ~D
There are so many jokes here, I don't know where to start.
A lot of people have been hoping Bush would get it in the end...dreams can come true. I'm sure Cheney's behind Bush all the way. :2thumbsup:
I don't see why people are freaking about Cheney. Dick's a stand-up guy, and if Bush needs to lay down for a while, Dick's steadfast uprightness will see us through.
Too easy, really.
Lol, nice picture of Bush in that article. It looks like he's trying to pass a kidney stone.:laugh4:
I wonder if Dick Cheney has it in him to pull a Roger Mortimer, while Bush is uhm, 'assuming the position'? :help:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
As long as we're beating up on America, let's do it in style:
Wal-Mart is selling beach flip-flops that give severe chemical burns. They're still on sale, so hurry while supplies last! (And really, at $2.44 per pair, you should be paying them for the privilege of burning you.)
I make no apologies for reviving this one. Did anyone else notice that, as well as a very fine decollete, the article had possibly the most one sided poll in the whole history of the internet? Vis : Ëtes vous pour ou contre les décolletés sexy ? Réagissez à l'articleQuote:
Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
In a FRENCH newspaper to boot, just in case the "Oui" vote needed any more boosting. :laugh4:
Silly - you wear them when you forget to put sunscreen on your feet. The chemical burn covers up that embarrassing non-sun-burned white stripe you'd get with regular flip-flops. Your feet have a nice, red, uniform appearance. :yes: Now you have another reason to wear flip-flops aside from that cool flip-flop sound. ~:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Best post ever!!!!! :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pannonian
OMG, this just changed my life! I'm going to find his medical record and take it with me whenever I have to deal with one of those creepy little sadists again. :eyebrows: ~:wave: :tomato: ~:thumb: :bounce: :elephant: :dancing:
The Irony.......:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pannonian
Where to begin.....?
I bet it was Chirac. :laugh4:
How about this one for journo of the year?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6911119.stmQuote:
The draft of the forthcoming Housing Green Paper suggests it is "not realistic" to prevent all future development in flood-risk areas.
The government has refused to comment on the document dated 18 July, but said it would hold an inquiry into the leak.
God, how I miss Tony.
:laugh4:
High-tech spy squirrels invade Iran.
"A few weeks ago, 14 squirrels equipped with espionage systems of foreign intelligence services were captured by [Iranian] intelligence forces along the country's borders. These trained squirrels, each of which weighed just over 700 grams, were released on the borders of the country for intelligence and espionage purposes. According to the announcement made by Iranian intelligence officials, alert police officials caught these squirrels before they could carry out any task.
"Fixing GPS devices, bugging instruments and advanced cameras in the bodies of trained animals like squirrels, mice, hamsters, etc, are among modern methods of collecting intelligence. Given the fast speed and the special physical features of these animals, they provide special capabilities for spying operations. Once the animals return to their place of origin, the intelligence gathered by them is then offloaded. . . ."
In a surprise move, and no doubt after long and careful deliberation, the Italian parliament has at long last decided that the official language of the Repubblica Italiana will be...Italian.
The decision led to heavy protests from both Italy's large communist party and far-right movements.
Freeway fondue after cheese truck goes up in flames
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Let the puns begin!
That's so cheesy, I camembert it.
The driver must have been asleep at the (cheese) wheel.
Too bad the truck didn't Jack-knife in Monterey.
Did it crash because it cheddar wheel? I can't imagine the deBrie that must have been flying everywhere. Stil, tons of cheese lying around must have meant he didn't go hungry.
Gah! I wouldn't believe anything from-a-journalist. Edam well be accurate this time.
I have absolutely nothing to say, CAN say, about this.
Just click.
Oh, wow. WTF??!! That's just bizarre. Where do you people find this stuff? Are you just bored?Quote:
Originally Posted by Whacker
Most of us are on psychotropic drugs. It helps to remember that when you read the backroom.
That's absolutly fricking disgusting :inquisitive: :dizzy2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Whacker
Not sure what's going on there, but it's safe to assume their's something wrong with this guy.
Nude blonde, gold stilettos and a Ferrari..
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Enough reading already! This belgian newspaper has pictures of the woman:
Warning! Link to pictures of naked woman.
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Pastor's Blastphemous Death
Shocking!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/25/large_bar_bill/
Talk about spending...