Originally Posted by rajpoot:
Usually it is the students that bomb the test. Teacher evaluation forms will be passed out to the survivors.
Suicide bomb builder/trainer blows himself up. And his pupils.
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Originally Posted by rajpoot:
Usually it is the students that bomb the test. Teacher evaluation forms will be passed out to the survivors.
Suicide bomb builder/trainer blows himself up. And his pupils.
Pay attention, I will explain this only once!
Sewer blocked by large Pooh
Source
https://i.imgur.com/niFamPu.jpg
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A large Winnie the Pooh teddy, a bike, a fax machine, jeans and a snake were among a host of bizarre items found in Scotland's sewers last year.
Scottish Water said it dealt with more than 40,000 blockages in the drains and sewer network.
Most were caused by people putting things such as cooking oil, nappies and baby wipes down sinks and toilets.
It is running an awareness campaign to highlight the issue, which it said creates costs of more than £7m a year.
A series of television and radio adverts will urge householders to dispose of kitchen and bathroom waste responsibly.
school expels brothers for bringing cheese crackers to school
http://www.naturalnews.com/043929_UK..._crackers.html
Originally Posted by Fisherking:
But grahammer crackers are okay...
school expels brothers for bringing cheese crackers to school
Yeah, that was awful.
How a Facebook post by blabbermouth daughter cost her parents $80,000
As she yammered to her chums online: 'SUCK IT'
A Florida dad is $80,000 poorer after his daughter went on Facebook to brag about a court settlement he received – and lost him the lot.
(...) Snay had to sign a confidentiality agreement promising he would not disclose the terms of the compensation package. Unfortunately for him, he told his family and his daughter Dana couldn't wait to get on Facebook with the news.
Gulliver's lawyer probably popped a bottle of champagne on seeing the post, and promptly went to court to block the $80,000 (£48,000) settlement. Now, after two years of legal wrangling, the Florida Third District Court of Appeal has found in favor of the school and young Dana won't be getting to swan around London, Paris, and Rome on the prep school's check book as planned.
A parent's love for their child is usually one of the strongest bonds there is, but El Reg wonders if someone's going to be on the naughty step for quite some time to come.
Originally Posted by Tellos Athenaios:
Headline: In-Your-Facebook Post Meets Karma
How a Facebook post by blabbermouth daughter cost her parents $80,000
Autist of the year already, and it's march. Airliner Transavia. Guy wants to cancel his holiday because his wife unexpectedly passed away. Answer:'can't you go with someone else?'
Oh dear
Weirder than weird: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/02/...8311393530742/
There is plenty of fodder for you there Greg.
Originally Posted by Fisherking:
...having a stroke.
Weirder than weird: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/02/...8311393530742/
"A female paraprofessional educator stumbled upon Michael Luecke on the ground and went to assist him. Upon closer inspection, she observed the 72-year-old..."
Ok, to go with the last one: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/03/.../?spt=tsb&or=2
Boston Schools pull out free condoms over racy wrappers.
You can’t make this stuff up!
This time, from Texas:
Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) Files Highly Questionable Defamation Suit
(...)
Steve Stockman's angry. Not Texas-shoot-someone-or-wear-stupid-hats angry. Suing angry.
Stockman has recently sued Texans for a Conservative Majority over their campaign ads and communications against them. He says they're guilty of some of the most "outrageous, malicious defamation ever recorded in Harris County." Stockman complains that the defendants defamed him by saying that he was "jailed more than once," that he was "charged with a felony," and that he violated ethics rules.
There are a number of problems with this suit.
(...)
So: it's not clear how the defendants could have committed defamation by repeating something Stockman previously admitted. How can he prove that it's false, let alone that they knew it was false or were reckless about its falsity? Perhaps Stockman means to suggest that it's reckless to take a Member of Congress at his word, an argument with some appeal. Or perhaps Stockman's argument about the ethics charges has merit.
Next problem: in his complaint, Stockman repeatedly argues that truth is not a defense to saying these things about him
(...)
He sounds overqualified for the Senate.
Okay, so it's not quite "sharks with frigging lasers", yet, but you've got to admit that robot fish are pretty awesome.
Originally Posted by Tellos Athenaios:
Can't wait until they build a full scale model. :inquisitive:
Okay, so it's not quite "sharks with frigging lasers", yet, but you've got to admit that robot fish are pretty awesome.
Missing woman joins search party looking for herself
Searchception? :inquisitive:
Originally Posted by edyzmedieval:
This part:
Missing woman joins search party looking for herself
Searchception? :inquisitive:
Originally Posted by :
Makes me think it was a danish group because @HoreTore once showed us this:
Soon, there was word of a missing passenger. The woman didn't recognize the description of herself, and joined in the search.
(some bad language inside but not much)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk
Aborted babies incinerated to heat UK hospitals
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...hospitals.html
Originally Posted by Fisherking:
Gives a new meaning to the phrase "Burn baby burn."
Aborted babies incinerated to heat UK hospitals
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/he...hospitals.html
'I like big butts and I cannot lie, hackers take Pinterest on a joyride'
NSFWish Miscreants have made an ass out of users of bewildering photo-sharing website Pinterest – by hijacking their accounts to flood the boards with butt pics.
The cheeky spammers gained control of the profile pages by tricking victims into clicking on “Pin This” widgets on websites or running dodgy apps, all of which had malicious code hidden inside. The rump snaps were then pasted all over users' image boards to tout dubious weight-loss pills. Suffice to say, Pinteresters Pinners were pretty bummed out by the vandalism.
No doubt, Gregoshi approves. The article, I mean.
Originally Posted by Tellos Athenaios:
Er, yeah. I only read it for the article itself.
No doubt, Gregoshi approves. The article, I mean.
Finally, something on Pintrest I can get behind.
MONSTERS!!!!!
http://www.wmur.com/entertainment/Te...cabra/25281208
I think it is a coon with no hair...
Nine-month-old boy accused of conspiring to murder and ‘pelting stones at police’
Think of the street cred that kid will have...
I bet he's with in cahoots with the Taliban.
You're right! Guess where it happened...
Suicide victim’s body mistaken for a mannequin and thrown away
Another UFO "mystery" :laugh4:
Well, I'm pretty sure you know the US Airways Twitter bomb (NSFW!!! - http://jalopnik.com/us-airways-just-...e-i-1563097527), so here's some Twitter answers.
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And the plane, hopefully. RT @USAirways: We apologize for an inappropriate image shared in one of our responses. We’ve removed the tweet.Originally Posted by :
"US Airways," Don Draper begins. "To boldly go where man has gone before."Originally Posted by :
http://mashable.com/2014/04/14/us-airways-best-tweets
Turns out US Airways has way more destinations than we ever imagined.
:grin2: :grin2: :bounce:
Nursing home hired strippers for patients: suit
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The elderly residents of a Long Island nursing home saw their shuffleboards replaced by washboard abs when they were subjected to a low-rent Chippendale’s striptease in the facility’s rec room, a new lawsuit claims.
The son of one resident, 86-year-old Bernice Youngblood, was shocked when he showed up for a visit and found a picture of his mom stuffing dollar bills — which are supposed to be locked away in her commissary account — into a dancer’s briefs.
Present him with a Darwin Award!
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube:
I guess now he has to concentrate just on getting money.
Hello
Rapper Andre Johnson cuts off penis http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27062857
Millionaire playboy throws porn star off the roof.
Link (might have some NSFW images)
Originally Posted by :
Sounds like the dude isn't very bright.
We’re not surprised that Janice was injured by the fall. Dan roughly grabbed the 19-year-old porn star by the crotch with one hand, and clutched her boob with the other as he prepared for the toss.
He may look strong, but Dan still didn’t manage to hurl Janice far enough to clear the edge of his pool.