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Wow,thats...really deep.Quote:
Originally Posted by surprisingly keith
I've never actually thought of my RTW armies like that.
Well,with their shields or upon them.
@Gebeleisis
How does Head Honcho of the Head Hurlers sound to you? Suitably dignified?
....Call me slow, guys, but I just realised that the display thing Ayce displayed first was my own IP address (though points given for recognising it as my own ISP). o.O
Wow. That did take a while. But I suppose we can give you 1 point. No balloons thou!Quote:
Originally Posted by pezhetairoi
Right,
like anyones keeping score?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTMa...eature=related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfGm...eature=related
You have any ideea? Will the Manbaerpig be in included in 1.1? And if yes, wich faction?Quote:
Originally Posted by cmacq
THats...
a naked Manbearpig, I'm super serial people.
Who is that?
Bob Casey (D-PA).Quote:
Originally Posted by Horst Nordfink
edit- I assume you recognize Herr Obama.
Yes, I recognised Barack Obama. Is he German now?
It means Mister. I could easily have said Monsieur Obama or Signor Obama or Obama-san.Quote:
Originally Posted by Horst Nordfink
that's disturbing....are you trying to say something here?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhampir
go to www.angryvgnerd.com
that guy is also disturbing.
Obama is ticklish.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibrahim
What I find interesting is that many issues which Obama represents, Casey opposes. Casey supports overturning Roe v Wade and is strongly opposed to same-sex marriage. He's endorsing Obama with hopes of privilege if he's elected.
ticklish?? define ticklish...
maybe thee vice presidency? I dunno
Ok guys... i don't have the time to look back, but i've been gone a week and you
are talking about my contries telephone's networks?? i mean telekom slovenije??? wtf:dizzy2:
I know who he is,but IMO that sounds like a name you'd find in Mortal Kombat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Horst Nordfink
LOL. XD
Well, if I've read Obama right, you're going to get Casey sorely disappointed when Obama sits in the Oval Office.
...oh no. Let's not go back there.
NICE WEATHER! LET'S ALL PRANCE OUTSIDE IN LORICA SEGMENTATA!
no not toay Pez. I'd prefer doing it in a lorica plumata:clown:
OK i'm sorry if i'm disturbing your thread but i did not know were to ask this but do cheats still work in EB
Cheates, we do'nt need no stinkin cheates!
or do we???:inquisitive:
great question Zimm4973. And you can ask ANY question you want in the Tavern. Just don't expect a 100 % serious answer.
As for me, I've never used a cheat before ... ~:rolleyes:
Perhaps other people might know more ...:inquisitive:
*motions Zimm over to the bar*
Barkeep! Two beers!
*suspiciously looks about*
I hear that the add_money xxxxx still works... and ...
*shuts up when he sees Pez looking his way*
Yeah, how 'bout them Bears .... *ahem*
pitbulls like to wear gucci nike airs while hanging from a plumtree.
fnord.
Beat that one!!!!!!
Thanks Tacitus (Gulps beer and motions bartender for another round)
Hey hey dude, if you wanna leave this place with all your limbs attached, don´t call them you know what. We call them in-game modding, or modding by console.
I call them manipulation of the political situation. I give politicians abilities they never knew they had before, and give them money they never had a chance to have before. They work, oh yes. If they didn't, Makedonia wouldn't have given me any fight at all before they died with a whimper. They would have just...died with a whimper.
Tweaks?
Money and process_cq work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zimm4973
*cough* Not that I'd know...https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...mile_sneak.gif
so do toggle_fow, give_trait, show_cursorstat, move_character, summon_bartixian_death_ray, and so on.
so does ... equip_"unit name"_Lorica Segementata
release flaming_pigs works too.
As do spawn_arcani. This will however result in a complete theft of all your private information which will be transfered to a certain adress somewhere along the Aventine where a professional nerd will go through it all and steal any money you may have, delete any files and lay out any shameful material on all major forums, boards, chat sites and Youtube. Still worth it though.
...worth it for the nerd, you mean?
On a realistic note, did I also mention create_unit also works? That one is INCREDIBLY useful when I a) want to delay the Sweboz from expanding where they shouldn't, and b) instilling some fight into the AS, though I recently used to instill some fight in Ptolemaioi instead, who were getting owned by Hayasdan.
*takes a deep breath, and gulps down a gin and vermouth*
Did I ever tell anyone the last time I drank a double-shot caipirinha, I had to make two lunges at the restaurant door handle before I could catch it when it was time to leave?
*makes amorous advances on Disciple of Tacitus for mentioning Lorica Segmentata*
“Do not get blood on [my] hair.”
I love blitz's sig.
That line is like what the random Turian in that bar on Noveria, in Mass Effect says, "By the way, try not to get blood on the carpet.
Quote:
On a realistic note, did I also mention create_unit also works? That one is INCREDIBLY useful when I a) want to delay the Sweboz from expanding where they shouldn't, and b) instilling some fight into the AS, though I recently used to instill some fight in Ptolemaioi instead, who were getting owned by Hayasdan.
That's just wrong, but I only say that b/c I am at THAT point in my Romani campaign where I must battle the endless hordes of Galatans/elite phalanxes that is the Yellow Death.
Quote:
*takes a deep breath, and gulps down a gin and vermouth*
Ahhh - a classic martini man, I see.
Having no small amount of experience w/ caipirinhas, I can say that all REAL caipirinhas are double shots. It is - after all - the drink of carnaval. :yes:Quote:
Did I ever tell anyone the last time I drank a double-shot caipirinha, I had to make two lunges at the restaurant door handle before I could catch it when it was time to leave?
*sigh* Not again. *hands Pez a slightly smoky drink that smells of limes, beaches, and scantily clad brasilian cariocas* Try this, you'll feel better.Quote:
*makes amorous advances on Disciple of Tacitus for mentioning Lorica Segmentata*
*Kicks in the recently put-in swinging doors*
I'm new in these here parts...
*Motions with subatomic particle beam cannon pistol*
You, shorty, get me'a drank an make it snappy. Pez, or whatever your name be...or else I'll blast ya'. Don't bother fightin' back, I gots' me my Lorica Segmentata armor ta protect me.
*American Western tune*
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How is it going. Nuff said.
:smug:
errr... actually Admetos is the current bartender. Pez is ... ... *searches for the right word* ... ... *still searching* .... "Pez".
*shrugs shoulders. Makes room for TruePraetorian at the bar. Motions for another round*
(stirs from a drunken stupor)
(crawls out from underneath a table in the corner)
(realizes a forum member said the Ptolies were getting owned by the Hayasdan)
(drinks the remaining contents of a nearby bottle)
(looks at the bottle, then at the forum member's head, then at the bottle again)
(without taking his eyes off the bottle, he feels his head with his fingers and winces)
(puts the bottle away, clears his throat and asks)
Did you help the Hayasdan in any way, or did they get to where they are now all by themselves? And what about the Seleukids?
*wonders if there is still a reason to be drunk*
*Listens to surrounding chatter*
*orders 3 and a half gallons of Whisky* :wall:
*drunkenly strokes TruePraetorian's beam cannon pistol and gropes him*
Of COURSE I helped the Hayasdan. Dammit, I practically spoonfed them. I bought lots of provinces off of AS and gifted them to Hayasdan via judicious use of the force diplomacy mod, then coaxed them into doing more than just maintaining hordes of apeleutheroi in them with generous gifts of money. It took Pontos' covetous eyes on Mazaka to wake them up. And then my Asian Legion had a damned hard time evicting their stacks of Caucasian Archers, Caucasian spearmen, cataphracts and Hye Zoravar from the western seaboard. But my rhomphaiaphoroi helped lots. :)
As it is, now they have taken Antiocheia and are getting...inquisitive in Phoenicia. And the Yellows are whimpering as they fall back, back and back. So I gave them three fullstacks of myself, and so far they've fought the Hayasdan to a stalemate but they only have like, one and a half fullstacks left. And the Hayasdan have got three on the way. Meep.
The Seleukids are split in three, the Euphrates-Tigris all the way up to Arbela, Asaak-Hekatompylos-Apameia, holding out against the Baktrians and bullying the Pahlava because they can't bully the Baktrians, and Gedrosia-India, the richest and most undesired real estate in the East.
The Hayasdan threat is such that the Skyblues are now at war with Pontos, Romani (me), Ptolemaioi, Sauromatae, and AS, and it's gotten to the stage that Pontos, me, Ptolemaioi, Sauromatae and AS have formed a Pact of Steel to deal with the Skyblues. But of course, since I don't have any common borders with the Hayasdan, it's the others doing all the fighting. :D
Pontos just betrayed the alliances though, by marching for Nikaia, so I attacked them instead. So now the alliance is, well, only the three largest factions in the game, and the most deadly cavalry-cataphract faction existent right now. (They have fullstacks comprising 14 cataphract units, and I don't know how I'm going to fight them) Against the faction that probably has the most number of ten-star generals ingame, and possibly one of the badass bodyguard units.
*settles back into drunken stupor after all those drinks*
'm a martini person alright, I got a bottle'f martini in my fridge at all times...
I am really bored, so inside the spoiler tags is a picture from the People's Democratic Republic of Soviet Cheeseheadlandistan.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
:inquisitive:
Neunundneunzig Luftballons!
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Neunundneunzig Luftballons! (Damn 50 image limit)
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Neunundneunzig Luftballons! (!1!!^&#&!)
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It's an advertisement for "The Capitol Times", a Madison newspaper which was founded as a socialist newspaper.Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
This is my 200th post. I spend too much time here.
i dont spend enough time here! :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhampir
(too much time over at the BF 2142 forums :shame:)
*wanders in - shell shocked - sits at bar*
Has anyone been to the "Casse/Catuvellauni?" thread lately? No wonder I hang out in here. Not that I'm not up for some scholarly debating, but that was getting downright intense.
Barkeep, just some really cold martinis w/ your best vodka - and don't use that bottle out of Pez's freezer!
Anyone else?
@Dhampir. 200 posts is not excessive. And we kind of like having you around.
@Hooahguy. Technically speaking it would be "...Sentence Periods . . . ."
Or "... ." *whinces* Sorry.
How does a socialist newspaper go down in America? What with their strange fear of left leaning politics and such.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhampir
Possibly goes down in flames?
Dhampir, 200 posts is not much when compared to, for example, Teleklos Archelaou.
good point! :study:Quote:
Originally Posted by Disciple of Tacitus
I don't think it's particularly socialist anymore. Over the years, it has become like all newspapers--saying and reporting whatever will sell ad space.Quote:
Originally Posted by Horst Nordfink
/me swings in
pickles!
/me runs off
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Have you guys heard about that film "Fitna" of our awesome Dutch politican Geert Wilders. Just look at his hair!
WARNING! ADULT CONTENT! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
State elections tomorrow for supreme court, appeals court and I'm sure some other things.
The door creaks open. In walks a new face, a face weathered from many miles of travel. Sturdy, heavy boots thud along the wooden floor and come to rest by the stool to the far left of the bar. Immediately he is engulfed in foul smelling smoke. "Your strongest, Barman" he grunts.
I wonder how TPC feels that Parthia is being removed for Nubia? I also wonder how he feels about me being the head guy for Nubia?
hooahguy, is your nickname in anyway referring to Al Pacino? :D
I know he likes to hooah a lot in his movies...
nope. never heard of him. "hooah" is the military slogan that means everything but "no"
hooah!
The Stranger watches Metalstrm greet Hooahguy through his smoke screen and listens carefully to what he says. He thinks for a moment and replies in a hoarse voice which makes Metalstrm who has not seen him jump. "I was under the impression that "Hooah" is a warcry from lands many moons away, some call the place "America", anyway I was under that impression from watching Black Hawk Down far too many times to not know what is reality and what is fiction, I just do not know anymore!". Soon Dung3r slides off his stool and uses his heavy cloak as a blanket, filling the room with deafening snores.
You serious? He's the actor in all the great mafia movies. Anyway guess we watch too many American movies over here.
Hooah! *spits on the ground* (typical Al Pacino gesture)
hooah bro!
(if you are a bro.....)
Yargh! A barbaric spear-wielding bro I am. Hooah!
*Hammers with his spear and drives it in some Roman pansy principe*
sorry bro, u need to be in this army to utlize that phrase:
http://www.xoospace.com/myspace/backgrounds/24729.jpg
:tongue3: :smash: :whip:
hooah!
What, the US? Where is that? I don't see it on my Rome map. Can I attack it? I bet my legions would take it over in a matter of days.
Btw, that picture shows some great editing skills. Damn!
you arent going to get very far against the US army when they have this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIubJX56m5w
Damn :no:
LS will stop bullets. Duh.
ya, i had to end that quickly before it became another "beat the person above you" line of posts.....
Woooah, I remember when those BBs were Belg-made coaxals on 60a5s.Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
LS? :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Dhampir
ROFLQuote:
Originally Posted by Dhampir
Lorica Segmentata.Quote:
Originally Posted by Metalstrm
Then I will take on the US indeed!!!
Breaking news - 1st April:
An unidentified lone man dressed in antique Roman armor was seen running wildly in the vicinity of the White house. He was also observed to be shouting garbage in some ancient tongue, and was waving a gladius wildly at the sky. A terrified historian passing by understood the man to be saying "I am the Imperator! I have come to demand your land!" in old Latin.
The Roman legionaire was subsequently hewn down by machine gun fire.
***watching through binoculars as the unknown assailant goes down,intending to grab his LS and gladius when no one is looking***
*Walks in*
"Barkeep a bottle of White Rum over here please."
Hello my name is Levi, um I was born in Jamaica but moved to the Us and am not living in a small town in New Jersey. I am 17 and am a High School senior and thats about it.:beam:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Terraforce
Hey!!! I'm from Jerz too! whereabouts u from??? I live in a suburb outside of newark.
*sips glass of japanese plum liquor*
Yo is dat Rum u drinkin, the kind of rum they make in Jamaica that's so strong they cant measure the strength, so it just says "OVERPROOF" on the bottle?
I drank like 3 shots of that once and i was HAMMERED. Like, "i cant move off of the couch" hammered.
it was superdooper strong, almost like i was drinkin battery acid (ok ok i'm exaggerating, but still)
if it is , ur either crazy, or u a BAD MON!!!!!
WElcome Dunger!
Welcome Metalstrm!
Welcome Terraforce!
Welcome, welcome, twice welcome to the EB Tavern.
We have a rule here that every newcomer must drink eggnog with extra milk, eat blue cheese and prance around outside in the sun in lorica segmentata first before being accepted as part of the regulars being allowed to exhibit their rhomphaia or hitpoint of choice, you know.
I want some of that rum, Alex Max.
*gets up from in front of the White House, dusts off LS, and hurls a pilum right at the window of the Oval Office*
HAH! Nothing can get my LS down! Especially when my LS is proven to work with Clibanarii (tm)! No one's going to pull a Ned Kelly on me, nossir.
hey guys! they released EB 1.1 at the TWC forums! i'm not kidding: here it is
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showt...87#post2870687
oh and stele#5 is out!:yes: :yes: :yes:
(ithhabu hunak ayyuha al-hamqa hehehe)