*THE EB TAVERN*

On hopefully a less depressing note, I went to see Black Sabbath (with Ronnie James Dio) last night. It was the loudest gig I've ever been to! I thoroughly enjoyed it!!

I need to see Sabbath with Ozzy now to compare.

Iced Earth and Lamb of God were opening for them. I missed Iced Earth and Lamb of God were Lamb of God-awful.

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It's been a bit quiet in here recently. Over a week without a post.

Was my crack that bad that it killed the atmosphere?

EDIT: Bootsiuv, clear some space in your PM inbox, I can't reply to your message!!

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Originally Posted by horst nordfink

Was my crack that bad that it killed the atmosphere?

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Yes.
You are a heathen.

Now, i think it is time to discuss biomechanical nuclear penguins. I have drawn up a rough sketch here:

https://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5236/penguinwd5.png

As you can see, it is still rather primitive in form, with the power production relegated to the external nuclear reactor carried as backpack. Possibly the replacement of wheels with tracks is also in order. The rectangular box in the abdomen is the multi-warhead plasma torpedo launcher. Other features include GPS, radar, satellite phone, MP3 player and easy internet access.

A heathen? Why am I a heathen?

Crack is not drugs! Crack is conversation!

Against what are you going to use these penguins?

The commu-nazi's?

I rather use them against Lithuania or ancient Rome.

Lithuania is a strange choice? What have the Lithuanians ever done to anyone?

Now France, there's a country that deserves the penguins!! They will break up their incesant strikes.

why France? Iran deserves to have them much more:tnt:

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Originally Posted by blank

Yes.
You are a heathen.

Now, i think it is time to discuss biomechanical nuclear penguins. I have drawn up a rough sketch here:

https://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5236/penguinwd5.png

As you can see, it is still rather primitive in form, with the power production relegated to the external nuclear reactor carried as backpack. Possibly the replacement of wheels with tracks is also in order. The rectangular box in the abdomen is the multi-warhead plasma torpedo launcher. Other features include GPS, radar, satellite phone, MP3 player and easy internet access.

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That looks like Robot Chicken. :)

I want one of those. Where can I order one? Do they come different colours? Do they need food or fuel? Can they play chess?

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Originally Posted by Leviathan DarklyCute

why France? Iran deserves to have them much more:tnt:

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Now now, lets not let this descend into something ugly! We're all friends here, this isn't the place for nastiness.

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Originally Posted by horst nordfink

Now now, lets not let this descend into something ugly! We're all friends here, this isn't the place for nastiness.

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I cannot understand why France or Iran deserves more than Burkina Faso or Malta. But I can't really understant people I guess. The more of them I know, the more I love my dog. And I'm gonna stop here.
What about my Robot Chicken? I want a blue one.

Of course France doesn't deserve them, I was just being silly. I was just worried that our Israeli friend maybe didn't understand that there was no malice in my suggestion and possibly actually intended these killer nuclear penguins attack Iran. I was just warning him that this isn't the place for any anti-Iranian sentiment he may or may not harbour.

I personally think that the leading nations should acquire their own nuclear penguins and use them as a preventative weapon to ensure there is no more war!

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Originally Posted by horst nordfink

Lithuania is a strange choice? What have the Lithuanians ever done to anyone?

Now France, there's a country that deserves the penguins!! They will break up their incesant strikes.

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I live in Lithuania and I thought it could be a nice firework.These things are beautifull you know?

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Originally Posted by horst nordfink

I personally think that the leading nations should acquire their own nuclear penguins and use them as a preventative weapon to ensure there is no more war!

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Why do you think I want one?

P.S I know exactly what you meant and it was also very funny. Is just that not all people get it like you and me or Malik who's selfdestructive nature once more gets to the surface.

Selfdestruction is fun.

I want one, painted black onyx, with spinners, and 19" rims. And an Xbox. Can i? Can i? Please!!!!

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Originally Posted by Malik of Sindh

Against what are you going to use these penguins?

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The "undesirables" :beam:

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I want one, painted black onyx, with spinners, and 19" rims. And an Xbox. Can i? Can i? Please!!!!

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Right now the only color scheme available is metallic purple/white pearl. Rims are good, there are also 23" versions, with scythe blades attached. Unfortunately the Xbox is for some reason uncompatible with the penguin, the only console that works with it is the Atari 2600. I'm not sure why.

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That looks like Robot Chicken

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What? What chicken? I don't know anything about no chickens :inquisitive: That's crazy talk

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Originally Posted by blank

Right now the only color scheme available is metallic purple/white pearl. Rims are good, there are also 23" versions, with scythe blades attached. Unfortunately the Xbox is for some reason uncompatible with the penguin, the only console that works with it is the Atari 2600. I'm not sure why.

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Ok. Give me the metallic purple/white pearl model, with the scythe blades. The chicks will be all over me. Nothing impress them more then a nuclear penguin with 23" rims.

I need a drink. Badly.

/killconversation

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Originally Posted by Elphir

I need a drink. Badly.

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Well we're not going to stop you... :whip:

I just got one of these penguins.how do I activate it?

England were playing Croatia tonight at what yanks would call soccer, but the rest of the world would call football. This was the decider in the European Championship qualifiers.

And England lost.

And do you know what?!

I'm delighted!! We didn't deserve to get anywhere near the European Championship. And our "manager" Steve MacLaren will now be sacked! The best news since that unsufferable Swede took over.

The best night in English football for 12 years!!

<enters the tavern, nods to the barman & and those he's acquinted to and moves to the table where a friends sits. Orders a drink and asks:>

@ horst nordfink: have you any information about Scotlands standing in the E.C. preliminaries?

<waits patiently for both the drink & the answer>

Yeah, we didn't deserve to qualify, but it's still going to be a shock not playing next summer. Beckham should have started, and David James should have been in goal after the form he's in at the moment. McLaren should never have been made manager in the first place, he was there all the time with Sven, so if he was going to do anything significant, it would have happened before. Get Mourinho or O'Neill in.

EDIT: Unforunatly, Scotland also went out, but they on the other hand, I think did deserve to go through.

Full name's Damian Cunliffe, 19 years old, love ancient history (which is why i love EB) and drunk as hell right now. :smash:

Oh yeah, i'm English... Unfortunately, can't choose where you're born. Oh cruel fate, born in the wrong milennium and in this shithole they call England. What did i do to deserve it!?

And i've run out of cigarettes. :(

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<enters the tavern, nods to the barman & and those he's acquinted to and moves to the table where a friends sits. Orders a drink and asks:>

@ horst nordfink: have you any information about Scotlands standing in the E.C. preliminaries?

<waits patiently for both the drink & the answer>

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Well Treverer my friend, Scotland failed to qualify, although they really deserved to, as they beat France twice! As an Englishman, that was hard to say!

As far as I'm aware, Scotland have been moved to the the second tier of European football for the up-coming World Cup qualifiers.

England should hae dropped to 184th somewhere between Vanuatu and Luxembourg ;)

There's always next time, when we'll have a proper manager. Not a National Express driver.

Well, it's true that England's play sucked in these qualifing campaign, but the Euro 2008 will not be the same without it. They lost on their own hand, after Israel gave them the chance to qualify. It was a big shock for me, that Croatia managed to beat them on their own ground.
On the other hand, we (Romania) have qualified top of the group, ahead of Holland:yes:. So, drinks on me!!!!

My sincerest condolences to all the english fans out there, the cup wont be the same without you. But this raises an interesting question: Against whom is Germany going to win in the unevitable semi-final penalty kick, then? Austria?!