Random Thoughts Thread

Kewl, daughter of my mate is going to the world-championship kickboxing in Italy. If she wasn't so shy and softspoken you wouldn't expect that she's a beast in the ring, she's 10 but she would probably kick my butt. She has a good chance in her class she's really good. Had a nice barbecue with her coach yesterday, meat wine and jazz and a dispute of why Nero and Caligula were misunderstood, comming up, carnage.

My mates daughter in action :) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3p4JuxJFIkI still some work to do but she will be awesome in a few years, now she is just 10, she lost this one but not for lack of trying

Kittens. Two. After Nero passed away like an absolute boss (just crawled behind my chair, two breaths and adieu) after 22 years it was time for kittens. I am still absolutily heartbroken about Nero not being here anymore but I gave him a nice place in my mom's garden with an inca statue watching over him, a sanctuary never to be touched by the garden crew. My maid is going to be so happy with me because I got two new housebosses, lappie and Gappie. She doesn't really likes cats but she has grown attached to Nero. Got a surprise for you tomorrow babe, two crack-kittens, enjoy

It is monday. What a nice day. Fresh new start of the week :)

Laying in bed due to backpain....on my day off no less

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Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning Sad

First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****** up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ******* beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****** up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ******* seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

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Hmmm

Either you told us this story before or I've heard it somewhere else - this exact story, mind, word for word I think

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Hmmm

Either you told us this story before or I've heard it somewhere else - this exact story, mind, word for word I think

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In short, it is Star Wars. The 'friend' is Han Solo. The passionate kiss after being injured? Beginning of Empire Strikes Back. Bikini on a Yacht? Return of the Jedi.

Sweet Baby Ray = best sauce ever

"This train is going express since we're already so far behind"

Soon, we are delayed for 5 minutes.

"We are delayed due to train traffic ahead of us"

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ67IvZLk6A

My housemaid, cleaner, Kate Winslett lookalike, warrior-woman.

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And no she's not my girlfriend before you ask, I am too old for her she likes them 21 max

Seedless grapes!

How does that work? :dizzy2::sweatdrop:

I have been watching a lot of arena football (american) on the computer lately. Football, but at a much faster pace. I find it highly entertaining.

Kittens

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Today is the 100th anniversary of WW1 beginning.

My kittens disregard my existance. Wearing short pants, better don't, they will climb into me anyway. These nails are SHARP. I'll spare you a pic of the state my legs are in right now. Cue, swollen and bloody

Thats when you ditch the cats and get a real pet.

bought cd of Souad Massi because arab friend is visiting, awesome mix of Frenc/spanish and Arab influences. Never heard of her, she is great.

Question, isn't arzakani Arab for the pestuline, rather strange song

Edit: she's incredible https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CPimovcvmko

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Impersonations are the lowest form of comedy, just below puns.

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Ouch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0_xCSoabnk

If US Patents were treated like US Copyright, the Haber Process would have entered the public domain in 2004. Think of everyone you know, family, friends, coworkers and pick off 65% of them because the Haber Process is responsible for most of the food generated in the world. Half of the nitrogen in your body (especially your DNA) is there because of a chemical plant fixing atmospheric nitrogen into ammonia for use as chemical fertilizer.

This is obviously something someone whipped up in their workshop, but I think it does look rather good/impressive.

'Real Life' Mermaid

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I just went downstairs to tell the neighbors below to stop playing their loud bass until 3am every friday, saturday and sunday night. The vibrations go through my bed which just lays on the floor. I feel like an old man.

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I feel like an old man.

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Oh relax. Soon you will get your own stoma and never have to fear a potty brake when watching a flick or game again.

When are people going to realise that I am absolutily not in any way interested in their sexlife. I don't a give shit. I just don't want to know it It's awkward. Have some class ffs.

Sometimes the world seems dimly lit to me. Even on a bright summer day it can seem dark. It is odd. The sun has lost it's luster for some reason. It is not particularly depressing or distressing, just...dark. It also seems more common in the summer months as well. I have often searched for the cause in my moods, but they seem unconnected to the degree of some unseen light in the world that I am missing. The sun can quickly shut the pupils in my eyes when I leave the house of a bright summer day, but it still seems dark for some reason. Very strange. Anyway, I tip this mornings coffee to life and all the secrets it reveals and chooses to keep to itself. For some things are better left unknown I shall assume. For even pleasant things can be enjoyed when the active parts of the mind are completely unaware of it. Much like the unpleasant things a perhaps more pessimistic person than myself might opt to entertain. Ah, it would seem that sunlight is beginning to peek thru the night and illuminate my windows as I write this!

Nice to have friends, got problems with bank account I need an ID, don't have one so my account is blocked. Used all I had left to buy catfood.

Enter friend, catfood, catmilk, Prada shoes, and my favorite cigars and 50 euro.

Gracias mate love ya.

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Augustus Caesar died 2000 years ago, today.

August 19, 14 AD, Nola, Italy

Why don't we share some random thoughts...

* Quicksand turned out to be way less of a threat than I perceived as a child.

* Men have morning erection, right? Most people go up at about the same time... And the world rotate and we have timezomes... Does this mean we are basically doing a boner-wave... Globally... Daily...

we already have this thread.

I've pulled people out of quicksand. Lucky it was relatively small pools on both occasions.

Your morning glory is what you remember. Your penis gets erect and flaccid all night long.

Hard to decide. Which is the most awesome

Vaya con dios (Belgium) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0uREy_Hhnv4

Saudi Massi (Algeria) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w-GvHSt9Onw

Both are incredible.

Love my neighbour. She doesn't care if I hold a barbecue on the street. With music, loud.. She doesn't care if my two kittens are like an F5 tornado. I can use her pass to get rid of my garbage, lost mine. Kudos babe.