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I see.. what are you doing sleeping there-sleep behind the counter:whip: :whip:
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I see.. what are you doing sleeping there-sleep behind the counter:whip: :whip:
What I do here, sleeping behind the couter is... sleep. I sleep behind the counter. I sleep in the Tavern so I don't do it at home. So you see, sleeping keeps me awake. Because I have some writings to do, and if I don't sleep (in the Tavern, behind the counter) I might fall asleep. Get it? So I write my nonsense, and then I take a nap at the Tavern so I delude my senses... and not get sleepy. Does it make any sense?
Get some bloody sleep!
yeah, Cmaq is right-get some sleep.
NO!
*goes back behind the counter*
WAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got my laptop back! yippeee!
Yeah! You need a boost! Yeah!
*boosts Hooahguy*
Yeah!
*gets back behind the counter*
Thats crazy talk, sleep now and don't you cry, or houahguy sings ya, a wee baby lullaby.
You are a gentle man, a kind man, I know you have feelings and that you care about me... Yes I know! But I don't feel like sleeping... Reedited... there are kinds around here...
lets all be merry and sing the beer song!
*hickup*
*colapses*
Hey guys, sorry I have to rehash an old topic and perhaps induce a fight, but I HAVE to say something at this point.
@ptr.
A very simple fact. You hope I'm not American? Damn straight.
I come from Singapore.
Guns are banned.
We have only 450 crimes per 100000 people on average annually, of which most are petty crimes like cheating and theft. In 2007, for a population of 4 million people, we only had 20 murders in the ENTIRE YEAR.
You got anything to say now?
I can't believe you'd come into this Tavern and come up with some insipid argument like you just did. What amazing gall to come up and try to tell me I'm an idiot. Well done for explaining to everyone why I hated Charlton Heston for making that same argument you did.
You have no idea how hard we Singaporeans laugh at you Americans. Particularly at a certain Texan who's been trying to be a stand-up comedian without realising the world had stopped laughing five years ago. Look where your 'lesser gun restrictions' mentality has brought the world today. 'Nuff said.
Now that's done...
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
...and stuff!
*guzzles* :D
1.1 is out!!! Downloading now. Man oh man oh man, I can´t wait. Bartender, drinks on me to celebrate this glorious moment that might just be the greatest one of mankind.
300 post shall be SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
n00b- i have over 1,100!
F*CK THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EB v1.1 is out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY AAR...... RUINED.........
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*********************TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have just nearly wet myself at your response to this most excellent of news.
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!EB 1.1 is out!!!!!!!!!!!:birthday2: :birthday2: :birthday2: :birthday2:
(Orders ouzo)
Hey, Hooahguy, don't you DARE abandon your AAR. Finish it then instal 1.1
Don't worry EB isn't going away anytime soon.
(Pours water on ouzo, Drinks ouzo with one sip, pays and leaves)
:birthday2:
I was playing EB 1.0, when I got my first CTD. I came onto the forums and 1.1 is out. Mighty handy.
:birthday2:
@Keravnos-
ONE OF 2 THINGS:
1)i quit this aar and try a new one (but this is pretty unlikely)
2) start a new campaign, "fast forward" it to where i am now (auto-calc battles, ect, and try to get similar events going on) and continue on from there.
i think option 2 is best.
what does everyone else think?
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
*takes his place back under the counter*
WTF
*arrested for underage drinking but than gets away and drinks more*:dizzy2:
Guys.
This friend of mine wants to buy a laptop which is good enough to run MMORPGs, do you have any suggestions? =D
-Hax
You blokes better clean it up in here. I hear the bloody DoH got a report of rampited BSE and's on its way to raid this hidous little pigsty. Everyone, good god get your pants on! Stomps out uttering profound dissss....Quote:
Originally Posted by Zimm4973
gust!
I showed it to my senior citizen dad. He nearly pooped his pants laughing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexandros Maximus
YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 1.1 IS OUT!!!
I KNEW this would happen! EVERYTIME I am about to reach the Marians, a new version comes out! I'm not going to give up! Next campaign: Roman again! Persevere I shall! Nyaaahhhhh!
*takes the glass up*
For the EB Team and for EB 1.1!
*drinks it all to the bottom*
*takes the glass up*
For the EB Team and for EB 1.1! :medievalcheers:
*drinks it all to the bottom*
* than another*
:medievalcheers:
*and anotother*
:medievalcheers:
YAY 1.1!!!!!!
SAKE BOMBS 4 EV3RY0N3!!!!!
well since its out and its old news by now, i think everyone deserves a boost.
o, btw, Alexandros Maximus, you almost killed the thread! -1 karma for you!
:whip:
Downloaded and installed EBv1.1. I haven't started a new campaign yet though, I just can't make my mind up.
Since 1.1 just came out, do we get another LS thread for April?!?
NOT ANYMORE WITH LS!!
ok guys, cut the 1.1 talk. keep it to other threads- not the tavern! *assums role of bartender*
Boddingtons, please. And a coke for my friend Ibrahim.
@Tacitus
I made one for April already and posted it up, but they locked it! Boohoo... T_T
I just thought since we have a new and improved EB 1.1, we might get a new and improved LS thread ...
Hmmm...
When I edit the 1.1 building file like I did 1.0 file--to allow me to upgrade weapons/armor by three levels--the game will not load.
so i guess im bartender now, if no one objects. *sends a Boddington to Diciple of Tacitus and a coke to his friend Ibrahim*
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Originally Posted by hooahguy
hey, why did that almost kill the thread??? is it because the super-awesome "saké bomb" is something most ppl here dont know about????
if thats it, i can explain it, because the saké bomb is a pretty cool thing to drink, cuz it gets you hammered really fast.
like, "i drank three of them and stood up and got mad dizzy" fast.
you almost did b/c the tavern went quiet for over 6 hours b/c of ur comment!
yeah i know, and i'm guessing thats because everybody was like
"wtf is a sake bomb?!??"
Sake bomb: (n), When you place a shot of sake on a pair of chopsticks that are resting on a big glass of beer, so its directly above the beer in the glass. Then all your friends chant "sake! sake! sake!...BOMB!!!" when they shout bomb, you slam ur fists on the bar, causing the shot of sake to fall in the beer glass, which makes the beer fizz up, whereupon you chug the whole thing, and proceed to boostathon your friends.
If you can manage to stand after the 2nd or third one, that is.
Sounds nasty. Wooh.
Ummm LS thread? Maybe not so soon. I'm getting a bit morally indignant right now because a teacher in my school punched a student, and because the principal is that teacher's protector, he thinks he can get away with anything and indeed, rather than sacking the teacher (which is the ministry of education policy for any teachers who use physical violence) they are trying to hush and cover up the incident.
I hope that teacher gets what he deserves.
Um... i changed this post cuz when i wrote it last night i was mad drunk and now i read it, and it sounded retarded.
lmao
BUMP
i aint gonna be convo terminalis!!!
o yes you shall!
What? What's that?
romanian night again!:laugh4:
I wish I could stay to drink your Tuica bro, but me has to meet woman. Me has to go. But me will miss you.
*leaves hiding his tears*
its tooooooo laaaaaaaateeeeee........Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexandros Maximus
:damnmate:
btw, since there is an absence of bartenders regularly in the tavern, i appoint myself to the position, if no one objects.
*The lone legionary watches quietly through his Roman helmet, barely moving, barely breathing*
Suddenly, as if his very life depended on it, the legionary jumps off of the battered tavern stool and screams at the top of his lungs, "I want some of that goddamn beer!", baffling all the gathered folk, before glumly taking his seat again.
*gives the lone legionary some goddam beer*
*The lone legionary looks at the goddamn beer stein distrustfully, saying nothing.*
To the incredulous surprise of everybody else, the legionary takes out a potato and starts to peel it, before putting it in his mouth and letting loose a liquidy-sounding fart. The armored man smiles psychotically and looks around, and turns his attention to the minute discrepancies in the shape of his pilum.
*Burakuku turns his head around. He take a look to the lone legionary and the he sais: dude, in this world we're all alone. We're born alone and we die alone. BTW did you just fart it?*
*After a few minutes Burakuku asks the bartender: vreau si eu o bere? Oh sorry man, I mean "A beer please"*
*The Lone Legionary wonders which land Burakuku hails from, while rapidly alternating glances at the pilum's tip and the annoying bartender.*
Well... he comes from a place near Callatis, called Tomis. Near Pontus Euxin. But he left those places a long time ago. Some say he died fighting and defending the very few good things left in this world, some say he still wanders defending the poor, some say he drink his brains in a tavern and they are right.
*The Lone Legionary feels dumb.*
He always thought that Romanian did not sound Romance, even though the very name of the language should have betrayed this fact. In fact, the Lone Legionary had to look it up in Wikipedia, in the tavern's internet cafe.
His fingers (unused to typing on a computer) still ache, and he rubs them gently and thinks about Romanian ladies.
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Originally Posted by hooahguy
um...its not too late cuz someone has to bestow the title of EB Tavernus Conversatio Terminalis upon me, THEN i can put it as my sig, along with a nice Romani sticker and a cool Bruce Lee quote.
Is that Buce Lee the philosopher?
*Ibrahim says half-drunkingly*: no you dunce, @#*!^%&& @# ! @&t*@&^$@9(some mindless gibberish)
Yes he was. You know nothin' Ibrahim. Your... something... blinds you. Yes, you are blind. BTW, I blame the laws of phisics for my yogurt... I finished it. Kaput, no more yogurt. And it was expecially good... damn. I gtg to school. Goddamnit. Oh, this isn't the Blame game... thread... Goddamnit.
the cake is a lie!!!!!
..or is it?
if you want to see the ultimate showdown between cake and pie- see here: http://lucky13gaming.net/forum/index...pic,675.0.html
EDIT: oops, doesnt work if ur not a member!.... =L13= FTW!!!!!!!!
hey bruce lee was not one per se, but what the F?
cake and pie is restricted access-can you tell me who won?
moose is not deserving of civil right *pulls off a caribbean 5 fingers at the herd of mooses* look up wikipedia for reason behind it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flipping_the_bird
1) its still going on... i think pie is winning though. anyhow im going for pake or cie. :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibrahim
2) HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:whip:
YOU SHALL BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~:angry:
ROFL ROFL ROFL:laugh4: :laugh4:
your AAR is funny...
and are you angry over the gesture or moose no rights?:laugh4:
what does my AAR have to do with this?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibrahim
and yes, it was both....
the moose shall be avenged! you-> :drama1::whip:<- me
yor AAR has nothing to do with it-I just said it weas good (I'm reading it now)
oh and this is what happened to a camel hater: he said me=> :drama1: :whip: <=he
instead it was: he=> :drama1: :whip: <=me
muwhahahahahaha
thanks. maybe you wont burn in in hell after all! :tongue3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibrahim
btw, read the last post that i did in my AAR- do you agree?
i never said i hated your camel..... :smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibrahim
not you-someone else (whose name will not be mentioned-to protect his reputation)
oh I seee....why not just finish the 1.0 campaign, than move on to a 1.1 AAR? that way, no need to redo all. you can wait till you are done with the 1.0 and entertain with it-just be patient, you can even run a parallel AAR (one on EB1 in getia, other in 1.1 on whatever)
All sinners are now saved! Reading an AAR is not a sin, it's the path to Heaven! Reading an AAR is not a sin! It's the path to Heaven!Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
*continues preaching moving slowly towards the bar*
*sits down at the bar and falls suddenly to sleep but he somehow continues with a slow voice*
Reading an AAR... is the path to Heaven...
*snoring*
*spanks Burakukus ass*
*hey there sexy*
*geb smells hard of wine*
*Burakuku wakes up suddenly*
*he takes a bottle of wine and smashez Gab with it in the head*
*Burakuku goes back to sleep mumbling: my arse is for the ladies only you... and continues snoring*
It was raining to hard this afternoon that cars were pulled off the road because their wipers couldn't clear their windshields fast enough to see out of them.
hard to believe that part of the US has been having a drought and we are getting near flood levels, eh Dhampir?
We had snow the other day! SNOW? IN APRIL?!
Global warming my arse!
good- join the club of doubters, horst, like me!