Tis true good fellow get thee gone go and fetch mine bottle of sherry chop chop
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I brought it, you don't want to know what else is in the bottle besides sherry though...
*mutterings about revolution*
So anyone read any Marx lately?:yes:
Ahhh... the life of the peasants...
Scene: The Mud Village
A cart passes through the muddy road through a village. A baby cries. People wrestle in the mud. A woman beats a cat. The cart-master chants wearily as they trudge along:
Villager number one:"Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!
Bring out your dead!"
etc. while beating occasionally on a large triangle with a wooden spoon.
(clop clop clop clop clop clop)
A man rides by on a white horse
Villager number two: "Oo's that then?
Villager number one: "I don't know. Must be a Good Man"
Villager number two: "Why?"
Villager number one: "E 'asn't got :daisy: all over him."
Snob = French...
I'll make you suffer, you of lowly extraction !!
Thank ye oh mighty lords for gifting me with a dirty hovel and a starving sheep :bow:
*Trudges back to the hovel feeling thoroughly dejected*
Help! I'm being repressed!
All men are equal, but some are more equal than others.
1 vote good! 2 votes bad!
Enough of this Commie propaganda. I shall have no more of it. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids!
We found a normal man! May we burn him?
Walks around in his red velvet smoking jacket.
Would this international Communist Conspiracy have anything to do with... the Chinese???
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
*gets hit over the head*
"Waaaaauuuughh!"
Getting hit over the head instructor:
"He's good!"
I have a request. It's a small request... but I've always wanted to ask a French person this.
Could you... err.... taunt me?
I always wanted to be taunted by a French person.
By the way, Moderators, you need to do something about all these SPAM posts:
These peoples who are SPAMming Reenk Roink's game with frivolous (and hilarious) Monty Python references must be junior members. Perhaps they need to be hit over the head with the Terms of Service?
*hits the moderators over the head with the TOS*
"Waaauuuggghh!!!"
Getting hit over the head instructor:
"They're good!"
(Andres, TinCow, and GH hit Askthepizzaguy over the head with Terms of Service)
Askthepizzaguy:
"Waaauggghhh!!!"
Might be on in a bit more limited fashion. One computer's internet explorer was malwared to death. :beadyeyes2:
Will be on every day, but can't use the second computer at night as it would wake the wife.
As to the current state of the thread, what should I do if an attacker comes at me with a mango?
Personally, I would drop a 10 ton iron weight on his head. Or fire a pistol at him, causing him to drop the fruit. Then I would eat the fruit, thus disarming him. And the Mango fiend is no more.
You guys can't play around in here, this is the game room!
No....Quote:
this is the game room!
THIS.... IS..... SETTLEMENT!!!!!
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Listen. mafia game hosts lying in invisible mode distributing game roles is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical role distributing system!
Edit: EQUALITY FOR THE PLEBS!
Be quiet!
Listen, if I went around, saying I was a Pizzaguy, just because some moistened bink had lobbed a pizza cutter at me, they'd put me away!
Be quiet!
I mean, you can't expect to wield supreme hosting power just because some watery tart threw a pan at you!
SHUT UP! Bloody peasant...
No lynchings without representation!
(Note to self: STOP SPAMMING)
Excuse me, normal man, but obviously my fellow good man's reference was to something with a bit more high culture. A certain Dr. Strangelove.
Of course I would never expect a commoner such as yourself to have seen it.
I intercepted the conversational ball, and I ran with it towards my own endzone. :clown:
*gets hit in the head with a rubber chicken*
Okay, maybe it would be best to stop spaming. Just my opinion.
Agreed. :smoking:
I knew I would be seen as a lowly serf after killing reenk so many times! ~:mecry:
The first few PM's have been sent out. Not many, but they were the longest ones and the hardest to write (though also the most enjoyable).
I will get the rest of them out as quick as possible whenever I have time. Once again I apologize for the delay, things came up over the weekend and I already had a busy week planned this week.
Once the entire game starts, it should be smooth sailing though and we will stick to our 20-30 hour day and nights. :bow:
Now go join pevergreen's game please. :bow:
Please do! The writing won't be as good as this one, but it will be fun cause Reenk is in it! (and im not...:grin2:)
Its got more....Irish?