YLC was attacked by his lord and conqueror, but he was not vanquished.
Ichigo was off making a bad arrest, when he was attacked by someone who lurks more than him. They engaged in a duel of lurkers, and somehow Ichigo managed to escape!
A Very Super Market was hit on the head, torn into pieces, and sold at the deli counter.
Beefy187 managed to survive a stampede, intimidating them all away using his ferocious moo.
Cultured Drizzt Fan sipped more wine, and this time he gagged and nearly died. "I said the Seventy-Eight!" He shouted at the poor waiter.
atheotes finally realized there was indeed a God, and went off to meet him. *ACK*
Ibn-Khaldun was attacked by the same person twice. His luck had nearly run out. Nearly....
Iskander 3.1 was nearly blown up by a Russian missile, but remembered to wear clean underwear and therefore miraculously survived.