I look like Jezus.
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I look like Jezus.
I'm curious as to this myself. While I'm aware that many folks in your profession are clean-shaven, Hosa, I confess I wasn't aware it was an actual requirement.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
What is his profession?Quote:
Originally Posted by Martok
Shaver testing. :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
J/K, I'll let Hosa answer that one.
Wow, 18 real men and 9 juniors! I did not expect there to be that many!
Hey it's your party but I'm not comming this timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
lol, you know that you cannot resist. ~;) You will be coming...in the cake. :beam:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
If I glue on a beard can I be considered a real man?
I am a very hairy man, my chest has a beard, my arse has a beard, my back has a beard, but I shave my face for comfort. Does shaving my face make me less of a man? Does being fuzzed up all over like an Orang Utan make me a protected species?
I grew a fine beard last year whilst out camping, red and white streaks, very manly and fierce. While it was filthy with desert dust it was fine but the second I washed it the itching was unbearable, so I shaved it forthwith.
The secret to a happy beard is leave it dirty or rub some moisturiser into it. Or mash burgers into your chin and comb out the visible scraps.
Man, this thread is [full of insightful commentary].
You forgot sexist too (see third post). ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
lol, it is hardly a particularly serious thread Megas. :P
"Are you a real man?"
Are we underthreat by women posing as men?
You can't get a good seal on a gas mask if you have a beard. The grooming standards for the Shock Incarceration program are almost as high and tight as the military and applies to staff as well as inmates. Long hair provides one's opponent with a handle in a physical altercation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Look Vuk, the research is conclusive:
http://www.break.com/usercontent/201...engths-1870451
So what exactly is it that you do Hosa? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
lol, I don't know, women I have been with since I have had my beard seem to be fixated with it when we kiss. They run their fingers through it and even kiss it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
I guess I have just gotten some of the good 35% of women. ~;)
I shave about once a week, I hate shaving, it is indeed the work of the devil.
Unfortunately I am thinning on top so have to keep it cropped in to avoid being the comb over guy so that measn no growing a beard, which is too itchy and I don't like anyway. That being said I do shave my chest as well as I'm not a fan of being hairy.
Oh, stop starting polls without the Gah option, it's just not right.
Gasses peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
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Originally Posted by Just Vuk Again
He moderates at a prison.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
^ I thought it was rather self explanatory. My cousin is a prison guard, hes a shaved shiny head with about 200 pounds of muscle, wouldnt see me rioting near him.
Im not voting in this poll because there is just no option viable. I do find it humourous though.
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Originally Posted by Gregoshi